What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

As the running music sounded, the cubs were running on the big playground. A few lazy and bad kids in class 2 grabbed the baby elephant's belly and asked the baby elephant to run around with them.

The bad Gugus also learned and behaved. They stayed in Xiong Xinhao's arms and couldn't come out.

He Ruge and Shui Xirui looked amused, they didn't pull out these two free-range chickens, they just regarded it as cultivating feelings for these three new friends.While the cubs were running and practicing, He Ruge hid in the corner and quietly turned on the optical brain, ready to catch fish and watch Xi Guican in the Star Wars live broadcast.

As soon as he clicked into the live broadcast room, He Ruge saw Xi Guican standing on the spaceship. He and a group of officers seemed to have just come out of a discussion room. He Ruge noticed that Xi Guican's identity among these officers was Not the tallest--

Every officer was wearing a pitch-black military uniform, with silver badges on his shoulders. Xi Guican had three five-pointed stars on his badge, and beside him were two officers with four five-pointed stars.

But from the body language of these people and the way they look at Xi Guican, He Ruge can read respect and fear from them.

When they walked out of the discussion room, everyone subconsciously gave way to Xi Guican.The silver-haired, blue-eyed officer might not like taking pictures with him. He lowered the brim of his military cap with his hands in black leather gloves, and the small shadow cast by the brim fell on his pale face, making his nose bridge particularly high. .

He walked quickly, the half-body cloak raised a sharp arc in the air, and the officers behind him were three steps away from the cloak. After the man walked out quickly, they silently followed behind Xi Guican.

The barrage answered He Ruge's confusion:

"The only mecha master who can kill ultra-high-level Zerg by himself has a different aura."

"Ah, ah, I finally waited until the day when Xi Guican recovered from his illness! This time, let's see how arrogant the Zergs are! Without the command of the fattest Zergs, what's the use of having a large number of middle and low Zergs? !Like a mass of loose sand!"

"I have long felt that Star Wars has been suffocated to death in the past two years! So many people have to die every time to kill a super advanced Zerg!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xi Guican's pink dance is too early, the invincible major general of your family just recovered from a serious illness, don't lose face and forcibly kill a super high-level Zerg and lie down sick again."

"What's the thing in front? The male god can kill a scum like you even when he's recovering from his illness. What's wrong with you?"

"Jianzhan barrage reported, the male god has only been silent for two years, have some brains forgotten the name of the Federation Blade?"

The hostility of the barrage tearing up was astonishing. He Ruge frowned and blocked the barrage, and the live broadcast room became much cleaner. I don’t know if the official knows that the current heat is on Xi Guican, so a lot of shots are given to Xi Guican gem.

The Xi Guican on the light screen is completely different from the one in He Ruge's memory. He is standing on the high platform of the giant warship, his cloak is being blown loudly. Covering the upper half of his face, maybe because his arms were sore, he suddenly threw his hat back without warning, revealing blue eyes that were as cold as a pool of cold.

The sharp gaze was like some kind of weapon that could scratch people, and there was no fear or bloodthirsty expression on that handsome face, only complete indifference and calmness.

Wu Chengdeng, the official person in charge of Dove Faction on the star network live broadcast platform, is also watching this live broadcast. Sitting next to him is another high-level Dove Faction Jin Wangcai.

"This serious illness seems to have worn away the madness in Xi Guican's body." Jin Wangcai, who wore three large gold necklaces around his neck and gold rings on all ten fingers, murmured, "He used to have me in his eyes." Seeing the murderous look that scared me, but this time the battle was so calm, has the monster changed its nature?"

Wu Chengdeng coughed the melon seeds and shook his head and said, "No, no, in my opinion, Xi Guican is like a monster knife, a monster knife full of blood. The knife in the past didn't have a scabbard. Anyone who touched the blade with a cheap hand would be able to touch it." Get cut. Even if you don’t do anything, just take a closer look,” he spat out the melon seed husk, and said slowly, “You will be frightened by the cold light from this knife.”

"But now that the demon sword has a scabbard, he no longer shows his sharpness, because those things are hidden, and once he draws the sword, he still sees blood sealing his throat and cutting iron like mud." Wu Chengdeng said with emotion.

"What nonsense are you telling me again?"Jin Wangcai would turn the rings when he was irritable. He turned all ten rings, "Where did you get the scabbard?"

Wu Chengdeng found the screen recording of the live broadcast room of "Coaxing You to Sleep", "Here, this is it."

Jin Wangcai leaned over to take a look, his eyes flashed a moment of amazement, but this amazement was quickly suppressed by scrutiny, he looked at the people in the live broadcast room like the most experienced businessman evaluating goods, and said contemptuously "That's it?" The same words have completely different meanings in different tones, Jin Wangcai said coldly, "A ceramic scabbard?"

The sound of cracking melon seeds came out unhurriedly, and Wu Chengdeng said with a smile: "If he is ceramics, it is really the most precious ceramics in the world. Let's just say that for him, Xi Guican took the An olive branch..." He intentionally paused, and after satisfying the appetite of the leopard in front of him, he said, "A leaf on top."

Jin Wangcai's eyes widened suddenly, "The new dove faction candidate you asked me to talk about today is Xi Guican! He is finally going to join our dove faction!"

"I said it was just a leaf on the olive branch. How could Xi Guican join the dove faction? He is only willing to be a candidate for the dove faction." Wu Chengdeng sighed, "It would be great if I really joined, I It's an old bone, and I can't sit still for the position of the official person in charge of the star network live broadcast platform." Wrinkled hands swept the melon seed shells on the table into the trash can, and Wu Chengdeng said in a low voice: "Eagle The appetites of the people in the pie are getting bigger and bigger, even me, an old parrot, wants to swallow the leash bone."

"You all say that Xi Guican is a monster, but I feel that there is another monster hiding in the Eagle Faction, who has been fed up by us little by little over the years..."

He Ruge, who was watching the live broadcast, didn't know that he had been discussed by the senior officials of the dove faction. He looked at the silver-haired and blue-eyed officer in the light screen, and the heart of the long-lost boy began to beat. He Ruge remembered the reason why he was tricked into the game at the beginning. The handsome man in military uniform at the opening screen of the game, obviously has an abstinent temperament like the top of a snow-capped mountain, but when he hooked his lips to lick the blood stains, a murderous and dangerous temptation came to his face.

His thin, pale lips parted, and Xi Guican bit the fingertip of the glove on his left hand, and tore off the black glove. He unlocked the space ring with his fingerprints, took out the silver-white mech, and the man simply turned over and walked into the machine. A cockpit, when the door of the cockpit was slammed shut, the camera was also blocked outside the door.

Although Star Wars can be broadcast live, the cockpit of the mecha cannot be filmed without permission. It seems that entertainment stars are willing to pat their faces for the camera. If the camera hits the bottom of the skirt, it will be too much.

The silver-white mecha is like a commander. Behind it is a dense sea of ​​mechas. It seems that as long as Xi Guican gives an order, the mechas behind him will quickly move out and cause a tsunami.The ten giant warships are like fortresses in the sky, and they are distributed on the long border between the eastern and western hemispheres.

He Ruge hadn't seen so many mechas yet, so he couldn't help but compare the scene on the giant warship to a sea of ​​mechas. However, when the dark Zerg appeared, He Ruge realized that he was wrong.

Overwhelming Zergs like locusts invading, they are so numerous and ugly that people who do not have intensive phobia will get goosebumps. Flying giant cockroaches and bloated moths form a torrent and rush towards the giant warship. When a shooting machine took a close-up shot of a Zerg's mouthparts, He Ruge was so frightened that he immediately released a bullet screen to protect his eyes.

"Grass! Why are there ten super advanced Zerg this time?!"

"The Zerg also know that they have now attacked the dividing line between the east and west of the [-]th star, and they may want to rush directly to the Eastern Hemisphere in one go."

"...Ten ultra-high-level Zergs. It's over. Even in Xi Guican's heyday, he could only kill two. The insect queen actually released all her ultra-high-level Zergs this time."

"Chilling, I don't want to watch"

"Ten super high-level Zergs came out, does that mean that there are no high-level Zergs on the Seventeenth Planet? The queen is crazy!"

"I am Xi Guican's black, but now I really hope that Xi Guican can be like those crazy fans tout, with one enemy a hundred, invincible."

He Ruge looked at the live broadcast, and there were several white spots in the pitch-black insect swarm on the light screen, which was twice the size of ordinary Zerg. It looked a bit like a moth, and the difference from moths was that their insect wings were as thin as cicadas. The wings are crystal clear, like a blade made of crystal, which is almost the same as the insect wings cherished by the little monsters in the game.Count carefully, there are exactly ten white spots.

Ten ultra-high-level Zerg rushed to ten giant warships, harvesting life like wolves into a flock of sheep. The mecha was only a quarter of the size of a super-high-level Zerg. The mecha shell was easily cut in half.An ultra-high-level Zerg only needs to flap its wings and fly around like headless chickens on the warship. Wherever it passes, it can cause the effect of "Moses divides the sea".

Is this the ultra-high-level Zerg mentioned in the barrage?

He Ruge's heart raised unconsciously. The barrage said that Xi Guican in his heyday could only deal with two ultra-high-level Zergs, so is Xi Guican, who is recovering from a serious illness, bound to lose against ten ultra-high-level Zergs?

When an ultra-high-level Zerg dragged its bloated body and flew towards the warship where Xi Guican was, the silver-white mecha also rushed into the sky at the same time, and the two mecha arms transformed into long and slender blades. The speed of the mecha was as fast as lightning, and it rushed in front of the ultra-high-level Zerg at a speed that could not be caught by the naked eye.

The mecha gracefully stepped on the Zerg's head. It raised its long and slender blade, and along a track with a wonderful rhythm, broke through the texture of the Zerg's back, and stabbed straight at the connection between the wings and the back of the Zerg. a certain location.

Every mecha master knew that the weak point of the Zerg was the mysterious position where the wings of the Zerg were connected to the back. It was the seven inches on the Zerg's body, and it would kill them if hit, but no one knew exactly where that position was.

Because the mysterious position of each Zerg is in a different place.

But for Xi Guican, who has merged with the demon pattern, all the weaknesses of the Zerg race can't be hidden before his eyes, because he is the creator of the Zerg race. He once gave this race everything, and now he can take it all back.

The sharp blade pierced down fiercely, chopping off the insect's wings like flowing water, and thick blood gushed out from the wound like a fountain. Fall from the sky.In the chaotic battle situation, no one noticed that the chopped insect wings shrank rapidly, as if they had been sucked dry and shriveled.

The golden sunlight broke through the clouds and shone down from the sky. The silver-white mecha refracted bright light, and a terrifying aura enveloped the entire giant warship.

The barrage in the live broadcast room fell into a strange silence. Three seconds later, countless barrages spewed out:

"Second kill!"

"Ahhh, this is absolute strength crushing! Only one move!!!"

"The male god has become stronger! Get out of those who scold the male god as a sick man! This is clearly recharging your energy, ready to go, invincible and invincible!"

"It's so strong that I'm doubting my eyes"

"With one enemy a hundred, you will be invincible. The day you return will be the triumphant return of the Federation. Blade of the Federation, welcome back"