What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The soldiers on the starship stared blankly at the silver-white mecha, including Lieutenant General Hai Dongqing who was called the God of Eagles. At this moment, he felt that the man in front of him was the God of Slaughter.

If Xi Guican hadn't suffered from the strange disease two years ago, the Federation would have had the youngest marshal ever.

A monster from human experiments in Xinghai Orphanage.

The most powerful mech master.

Perhaps in other time periods, the astonishing record of beheading the ultra-high-level Zerg alone would arouse the envy of those who care about it, but in the critical moment of life and death, all those who have witnessed all this know that it is a blessing for the Federation to have a strong person.

The shooting machine hovered in the sky, faithfully conveying the situation of the battle to the live broadcast, and the senior officials of the military headquarters watched the live broadcast with a dignified expression.

The silver-white mecha in the picture kills a super-advanced Zerg, and quickly locks on to the other super-high-level Zerg that is closest to it. It cuts at the bloated Zerg like a sword of judgment, and the snow-white mecha arm turns into a blade , flowing out of the icy sword light in the void, even the sun in the sky was eclipsed for a while.

How long does it take to kill a super advanced Zerg?

Before this battle, without the union of three giant warships and the lives of countless mecha masters, without a day and a night, the Federation would not even be able to severely damage the ultra-high-level Zerg.

The current Xi Guican let everyone know that it only takes 15 seconds to kill a super advanced Zerg.

The silver-white mecha flew out like lightning, and it appeared on another huge warship in the blink of an eye. The mecha fighters on the warship dispersed like the ebb tide, giving way to this gorgeous mecha and the ultra-high-level Zerg. out of space.

Before the silver-white mecha took action, the live broadcast room was so quiet that there was no noise. They saw the mecha folded its arms and pulled out two long high-polymerization plasma lightsabers silently. The dead air--

Like a brilliant shooting star across the sky, the God of Slaughter harvested the souls of the wasteland of souls with a butcher knife, and that ray of endless violence and arrogance cut off the crystal clear insect wings.

what--! ! !

The mournful cry of the ultra-high-level Zerg resounded through the sky, its eight claws kicked desperately, and its bloated body writhed wildly. However, from the moment it faced Xi Guican, death was already doomed.

The scream of this ultra-high-level Zerg stopped abruptly, but the feast of killing had just begun.

"1, 2, 3, 4, four super advanced Zerg died in front of me, I... I can't believe it."

"Now it's five"

"six"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Is Xi Guican still human?!"

"Am I dreaming? Why is watching Xi Guican kill super advanced Zerg as easy as cutting Chinese cabbage?"

"One person is worth ten giant warships"

"He is not the blade of the Federation, he is a god"

He Ruge's blood was boiling with excitement. He didn't know why his heart was beating so fast. It might be because he was stimulated by watching a blockbuster live broadcast, or it might be because of the name that all the barrages were chanting——

"Xi Guican! It's the major general's live broadcast! Teacher Xiao He, you're hiding here and secretly watching the Star Wars live broadcast!" Shui Xirui suddenly uttered a voice, which startled He Ruge. He had already forgotten the time while watching the live broadcast. I don't even know when the run will end.

But Shui Xirui was also immersed in the live broadcast, she covered her mouth and said in astonishment: "Is it my eyesight? How come there are three super high-level Zerg? And one was chopped off by Major General Xi like cutting watermelon?!" She rubbed her eyes, and in the blink of an eye, the silver-white mecha in the picture cut down another Zerg.An even more dramatic thing happened. The only remaining super advanced Zerg in Star Wars turned around and ran away!

The Zerg is a race that only knows how to kill and is not afraid of death. They have always behaved like killing machines. Now the behavior of this ultra-high-level Zerg escaping is astonishing, as bizarre as a robot announcing a strike in violation of procedures.

"Ah, major general Xi, he, he, he killed the last super-high-level Zerg?! Three super-high-level Zerg! Killed them all?!" Shui Xirui screamed, history is always amazing The familiar soprano almost hurt He Ruge's eardrums, and the cubs in Class 1 of Land Primary School heard the reputation, and He Ruge reluctantly silenced Shui Xirui.

His tone was like some kind of parent who couldn't help showing off that his child got full marks in the exam, but his expression seemed to be thinking of his excellent lover: "It's not three, it's ten."

The cubs after running and practicing surrounded He Ruge, chirping and asking: "What three, what ten?"

The Star Wars live broadcast does not have a mosaic treatment of bloody and violent scenes, but this does not mean that these pictures can be seen by everyone.There is an age limit for watching live broadcasts, and underage cubs cannot watch Star Wars live broadcasts.

He Ruge said softly: "Mr. Xiaoshui and I are talking about a great hero."

Xiong Xinhao asked stupidly: "How big is the big hero? Is it bigger than the little elephant in Class 2?" After He Ruge nodded, Xiong Xinhao was shocked: "Is it bigger than the Zerg?" The biggest creature he has ever seen, It was the Zerg that destroyed his homeland.

The young man in front of him laughed, his black eyes were bright, "It's bigger than ten Zergs combined, because he can easily defeat ten super high-level Zergs." He Ruge pointed his finger at the blue sky, "It's even higher than this day, because Standing in front of the world, this great hero can block all harm for the world."

He Ruge who was talking like this suddenly remembered the marriage he tested with the prop "Love Fortune" in the game. The joke said:

Your ideal person is a world-class hero, one day you will bring colorful bubbles to find him, and from now on, we will stay together and grow old together.

The corners of the lips rise slowly.

The person I like is indeed an unrivaled hero.

Throughout the whole day, He Ruge was in a good mood. His inspiration for the new article was endless. Whenever he had free time, he would code words at every turn. Now he has written a plot of [-] words.This plot is not the beginning, but the biggest climax in the new article.

There is a plot in the new article that goes like this:

Under the leadership of the protagonist Gong, the federation has achieved a phased victory in Star Wars.Everyone is very happy, they even let the protagonist, who is an interstellar singer, be celebrated on the front line, but the Zerg kills a carbine, and the protagonist Gong deliberately dies with the invading Zerg in order to save the protagonist Shou and "resurrection".

The plot written by He Ruge is that the protagonist Gong shines in Star Wars and kills the ultra-high-level Zerg with absolute strength.Because the protagonist Gong in the article has not yet become very strong, even Su Shuang can't go too far with Su Shuang's score, so He Ruge wrote that the protagonist Gong kills two ultra-high-level Zerg.

The Star Wars live broadcast has been broadcasting. Although the ten super-high-level Zergs have been killed by Xi Guican, the remaining middle and low-level Zergs have to be killed by the Federation even if they stand still. The silver-white mecha is The most dazzling existence, like the invincible God of Killing, shuttles through the swarm of insects recklessly, harvesting lives.

He Ruge watched the live broadcast and felt the atmosphere of Star Wars, while writing wild code words with spirit.But after watching the Star Wars live broadcast for a long time, he felt hot eyes.

Because the place captured by the light screen is full of Zerg corpses and mecha wreckage, He Ruge's expression has gone from being horrified at the beginning to being numb now, and he even feels that any random screenshot can be regarded as an advertisement for cockroach medicine.

Going to teach the cubs at this time is the process of washing the eyes.Especially when He Ruge stood on the podium and asked questions, the fluffy cubs scrambled to raise their paws, looking forward to He Ruge's little appearance eager to be called, which could make He Ruge's heart cute.

Soon it was six o'clock in the evening when "Coax You to Sleep" started broadcasting. However, the style of this live broadcast was different from the previous ones. He Ruge said: "Good evening, what I want to tell you today is not a fairy tale, but a myth Stories, what is a mythical story? As the name suggests, it is a fictional story in which the protagonist is a god.”

This time he doesn't want to tell a fairy tale, he wants to tell a story about a hero, and Chinese mythology is more suitable for Qiongqi.

When talking about the word gods, the young man’s expression remained unchanged, even with a smile in his eyes, as if he was blaspheming or singing praises. He said softly: “A long time ago, there were ten suns in this world, and they took turns They appeared in the sky, but one day ten suns appeared in the sky together. They dried the earth and caused a drought, and Hou Yi, a master archer, was sent by the Emperor of Heaven to drive away the sun..."

The statement of the ten suns made the barrage feel novel, discussing the rationality of the ten suns from a scientific point of view.However, when the barrage heard that Hou Yi shot the sun, they all said "unscientific", "impossible" and "nonsense".

He Ruge didn't care about the barrage, he was telling the story seriously, and the cubs in Class 1 of Luzhou Primary School pricked up their ears and listened intently: "He drew the crossbow of ten thousand catties of strength, put on a thousand catty of heavy arrows, and the arrows shot without fail, and shot down Nine suns were destroyed, leaving only one sun in the sky."

The barrage is still in full swing:

"Isn't that ridiculous? It's better to say that this is a bragging story. How could it be possible to shoot down the sun with an arrow?"

"What's so real about it? Ruge has said it's a fictional story, and it's fake. You have to substitute it into reality."

"Even if it's virtual, it can't be completely divorced from reality! Can you find a sun shooter from reality and show me?"

"I didn't shoot the sun, but I did kill the Zerg. Xi Guican killed ten super-advanced Zergs. Would you like to go to the live recording to see that I killed one more super-advanced Zerg than the sun shot down in the fairy tale?"

"Some people are like frogs in a well. If I told you before today that Xi Guican could kill ten ultra-high-level Zerg in one go, would you think it was nonsense?"

"...Actually, if you told me about Xi Guican's record yesterday, I really think it's nonsense."

"I see, this is not telling us a story, but giving us dog food"

"Ah, ah, it's too sweet!"

So in addition to "Xi Guican beheaded ten ultra-high-level Zergs" in today's hot search, there was another item "How can Xi Guican love the gods like a song".

The highly praised comments on this hot search are as follows:

"I don't believe in gods in my life, but when I mention you, I tell a fairy tale."

"As a mortal, my life is very short, fleeting like a fleeting moment, but when it comes to my worship of a god, it is as vast as the sun, moon and stars. You ask who is that god?"

"It's you."

"Why do you all compare the love between He Ruge and Xi Guican to a believer and a god? I don't think that's the case! Have you ever seen the look in the eyes of the major general looking at He Ruge in the live broadcast? It's so affectionate that it's like a vast ocean! It's obviously only favored by the gods His little believer!"

……

He Ruge still didn't know the various nasty sentences about him and Xi Guican on the StarNet. After telling the fairy tale, he sang "I'm afraid I won't resist" by Xian Xinghai, and made some changes to the lyrics:

"Blow the small trumpet, da di da di da! Play the small bronze drum, get the dragon!

With a small knife and gun in hand, charge to the battlefield.Slash the insect tide with one blow!One shot Zerg!

Don't be afraid of being young, just be afraid of not resisting!Blow the little trumpet, da di da di da!

Play the small bronze drum, get the dragon, get the dragon!Don't be afraid of being young, just be afraid of not resisting!I'm afraid not to resist! "

After singing this nursery rhyme, He Ru simply turned off the live broadcast, and said to the cubs in front of him: "Everyone should study hard! Make progress every day! Try to become a little hero and defend our homeland!"

The cubs nodded desperately. After listening to He Ruge's song, for some reason, they felt that their whole body was full of energy, and they felt that they had nowhere to use their energy.Not only the cubs, but even Shui Xirui felt that she was so energetic that she could clean up ten Xiong Xinhao in one go.

After He Ruge saw everyone's uncharacteristic mental outlook at night, he was puzzled and said, "Why don't you yawn today and squint your eyes and want to sleep under the covers?" Menggu is in high spirits.

"Mr. He, when I listen to you sing lyrical nursery rhymes, my mood will become peaceful, so peaceful that I can fall asleep with my eyes closed. But listening to you singing the passionate song just now, I feel extremely excited." Shui Xirui explained.

He Ruge nodded thoughtfully. He guessed that this should be related to his racial ability. Mermaid singing can be deceptive, so once singing military songs and war songs, it can inspire morale and boost spirits.

"Since everyone is so energetic, why don't we do a few math problems?" He Ruge's devilish suggestion was unanimously rejected by the cubs, and He Ruge didn't insist. The cubs sang a soothing nursery rhyme: "Little crayons are wearing floral dresses, red, yellow, blue and green are so beautiful. The children get together and draw pictures for comparison. Draw birds flying in the blue sky, and flowers growing in spring ..."

When leaving the room, He Ruge patted Qiu Menggu's head.Although the world that Qiumenggu saw was dark, He Ruge hoped that the child's dream would be colorful.

The night breeze in the corridor was a bit chilly, Shui Xirui and He Ruge went back to the teacher's dormitory together, Shui Xirui pulled the broken hair that was blown by the night wind behind her ears, she breathed a sigh of relief, and said with emotion: "It feels like being in the teacher's dormitory." Like a dream, everything is starting to get better. Major General Xi is back, Star Wars is starting to get better. Mr. He, you are here, Class 1 of Land Elementary School is starting to get better.”

"By the way, Mr. He, there is something I haven't told you yet. In seven days, the cubs of Class 1 of Land Elementary School will set foot on the spaceship and go to another peaceful planet." Shui Xirui's The voice was a little low: "Although I know that leaving is the best ending for these cubs. The geographical environment of the eastern hemisphere and the western hemisphere are completely different, and these cubs in the western hemisphere will go to a planet that is more suitable for them to live in."

"They will leave the unfamiliar city in the water, leave the war-torn Sixteen Stars, and live a better life." Shui Xirui covered her eyes with some gaffe: "But, I don't want to part with them."

"When those cubs were indifferent or even repulsive to me before, I already liked them very much. These two days, Mr. He, you have been blessed, and they will stick to me and smile at me. I...really I can't bear it."

He Ruge didn't know how to comfort Shui Xirui, in fact, when he thought that the cubs would understand after seven days, He Ruge's heart felt as if a small piece of his heart had been plucked away.

But there is one thing He Ruge is very clear about, that is, it is best for the cubs to leave here, and he cannot keep the cubs in the name of love because of his reluctance.

Shui Xirui wiped away her tears and said embarrassingly: "I am a person with relatively low tear points and well-developed lacrimal glands. I cry easily when I am emotional. In fact, there is no need to be too sad. It's not like I won't see you forever. I can still see you through video." Calls... I can see the pups from time to time if they want to talk to me. Not every day, I just don't want to miss important stages in their lives, the first time they become human, the first time they get married, Having her own pups for the first time."

"If at that time, they were willing to hold their cubs and say to the little cubs, look at this Teacher Shui, she is the teacher Xiaoshui of parents back then," Shui Xirui said softly with reddened eyes, "Then I'm very happy."

"I will." Hei Mou looked firmly at Shui Xirui, those eyes that were as bright as stars possessed convincing power, under such gaze, Shui Xirui seemed to have become a little bird. jellyfish.

Why do you want to be a kindergarten teacher?

Because when the young Shui Xirui was still a little crying bag, she would be bullied by naughty classmates around her. Those little villains liked to see Shui Xirui crying pitifully when being bullied. The malice of children is very scary , They cried to see Shui Xirui, and even cut Shui Xirui's skin.

Hanagasa jellyfish are highly poisonous jellyfish, unable to control the toxins in their bodies until they can't take shape.Shui Xirui's poisonous blood made the child who bullied her cry, which also made no one dare to approach the injured Shui Xirui at that time.

It was her preschool teacher, and a gentle kissing fish carried her to the infirmary.Later, when the cubs asked the teacher why the whole body of the teacher was swollen, was it caused by Shui Xirui, the teacher laughed and said, "It's Xirui who is so cute, I really want to have such a beautiful Cub, I couldn't help but kiss Xirui, and kissed myself like a sausage mouth."

At that time, little Shui Xirui dreamed of becoming a gentle person like a teacher.