What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

When the takeaway arrived, He Ruge quit the game and searched for "Your Exclusive Lover" while eating the takeaway.What puzzled him was that there was no information on the game at all.

Is it still in beta stage?

How did he get into this game in the first place?He Ruge found that he seems to have lost his memory, has he ever played this game?

I can’t remember it, forget it, forget it, it’s not a big deal anyway.

After He Ruge finished eating the takeaway, he opened the document and sorted out the details. It was already past nine o'clock in the evening. He Ruge is a person with a regular schedule. He goes to bed early and gets up early, and eats three meals a day on time. He turns off the computer and goes to Get ready to wash up in the bathroom and then go to bed.

The bathtub was filled with warm water, and the little yellow duck was floating on the water. He Ruge's cheeks were flushed with steam. He lowered his eyes and looked at the toy little yellow duck affectionately. Song said to himself: "Don't look at me taking a shower with such a cute expression, I'm a little embarrassed."

Because the relaxation brought by the bath ended when He Ruge saw his own feet——

A pair of slender legs overlapped, exuding an ivory-like halo under the water waves, and strange blood-red lines emerged from the inner thighs, covering the skin like a blood-wound agate.

He Ruge bent his legs, looking in disbelief at the palm-sized magnificent red lines spreading.

The neatly arranged lines are like the fish scales that are not filled with color in the sketch.The fingertips stroked along the red lines, smooth and soft, just like a unique tattoo.

He Ruge hurriedly put on a bathrobe, opened Du Niang and searched for "what is the strange disease with red lines on the legs".

As we all know, go to see a doctor when you are sick, don't just Baidu, because if you search on the Internet, it may be just a symptom of a small cold, and it will be said to be incurable.

He Ruge put down his phone with a pale face, and sat in a daze. After a long silence, he logged on Penguin and Jiyou and sent a message: "I have something very important to tell you, I may not write any more articles in the future. "

An emotionless coding machine: "What's the matter? Are you mad at the sunspots in your text? Don't worry about that idiot, he looks like a wretched man from the Internet newspaper office."

He Ruge: "???"

What sunspot?He is addicted to playing games today, and he hasn't checked his comment section yet.

But this is not the point, He Ruge took a deep breath and typed sadly: "No, I..."

He didn't want to tell the news that he might be terminally ill and make his friends feel sad for him, so He Ruge said tactfully: "The world is so big, I want to go and see it."

An emotionless coding machine: "You have no money and are so poor that you want to go out and travel poorly? Can you afford the air ticket?"

He Ruge: "..."

The misery atmosphere that had just been brewed was completely ruined by poverty.

Emotionless coding machine: "You told me a few days ago that you have to work hard after joining V, or you won't even be able to pay next month's rent. Okay, okay, I know your speed is [-], It’s not as fast as my [-] per hour, and every time you spell with me, you’ll get bloody faces, so I don’t want to urge you to do it every day. But you still need it on Saturday.”

He Ruge: "...are you a devil?"

An emotionless codeword machine: "Okay, the pressure of being full-time just now will be a lot, codewords when you are sad, you have to turn grief into strength, your growth is pretty good, as long as you don't collapse, I guarantee you This will explode, if not, I will eat the keyboard live, so don’t worry now.”

Emotionless coding machine: "By the way, do you still want to be rich tomorrow?"

He Ruge typed tremblingly: "...Sunday, the sky is falling, and the update also needs to be coded."

Emotionless code word machine: "Good awareness, if you don't have a day tomorrow, I will beat you to death. I'll watch the video first, so I won't talk about it."

He Ruge rubbed his face, remembering what Jiyou told him just now that there are sunspots making trouble in the text.

Brush negative?

He quit Penguin, opened Jinjiang, and opened his own text with a numb expression, a dazzling "-2" dominated the screen.

The fuse of the brush negative event was a comment:

Netizens: Chapters reviewed by the newspaper: 18 Score: 2

The author described the villain's psychology in such a detailed way, I'm afraid I'm the kind of disgusting person, vomit

1L: Ball

I'm afraid it's not a lever

2L: Summer Ice Cream

you are disgusting

3L: newspaper office

I can spray it, I have a lot of moonstones.If you scold me, then I'm welcome

Netizens: Chapters reviewed by the newspaper: 7 Score: -2

really interesting

1L: Code word machine without emotion

It's not the author who sprayed you, so what are you doing to blame the author?The author has worked hard to code words, and you just vent your emotions like this?

Newspaper: Such a disgusting article can still be on the list (-2 points)

Newspaper office: It’s so beautiful (-2 points)

Newspaper: It’s so pretty (-2 points)

Newspaper: illogical, hypocritical (-2 points)

Newspaper: Feelings come out of nowhere, Mary Sue (-2 points)

Newspaper office: The author should be more embarrassing (-2)

This kind of person seems to be angry in reality, so he puts on a vest and goes online to retaliate against society.He Ruge had seen a lot, so he clicked to report calmly, until he saw the latest negative comment:

Newspaper: The author is so disgusting, it can be seen that there are fathers and mothers, and the whole family is dead

There was finally a crack in the calm expression, He Ruge's eyes fell on the ID name, his hands slowly clenched into fists, nails were dug into the flesh, but He Ruge seemed to have no idea.

He seemed to hear the sadness buried in the deepest part of his heart, falling out of his chest, falling, falling, falling into an endless abyss.

He Ruge is an orphan.

He didn't know who the mother he had never met, what her name was, whether she was alive or dead, and why she didn't want her.Although he sometimes hated the woman who abandoned him.

But he would never allow anyone to insult her.

The young man sat motionless in front of the computer and remained silent for a long time like a sculpture before he stiffly raised his hand and pulled down the comment section.

Unsightly and obscene, He Ruge read all the comments carefully like self-torture.He is a little transparent writer, the update time is at [-]:[-] noon, and now it is [-]:[-] pm, most readers who follow the update will not read the comment area at this time.

Except for Jiyou, almost no one spoke for him.

The increase has stagnated, and the comment area is full of curses, which greatly affects the senses of passers-by.Originally, it would have increased by more than 20 in an hour, and the collection remained motionless.

His fingertips trembled slightly, and he slowly typed a reply on the keyboard: "Please speak up and accumulate some virtue."

The remaining rationality prevented him from saying unqualified words like the other party.He Ruge pushed his glasses, reported every negative score, and reported "malicious brushing negative". He was using a computer. For some reason, Jinjiang was stuck again, and the reporting interface kept jumping.

In this era, keyboard warriors can hide behind the screen and swear at others wantonly.It doesn't cost much to destroy the articles of the little transparent author.

The text that entrusted his countless painstaking efforts and all his vision for the future was trampled like this.

The straight back suddenly bent down, like an ear of rice carrying too many things.He Ruge took off his glasses, moved away from the keyboard, and lay silently on the table.

The inexplicable red lines on the legs appeared in front of his eyes, and He Ruge felt that all his strength was swallowed by those lines.Life seems to be counting down, maybe in the next second, maybe tomorrow, he will die young, leaving behind unfilled pits and readers waiting to be fed.

If... he died.

Will anyone be sad for him?Who will find out that he passed away in the first place?Maybe it's the landlord who collects the rent. If the house is dead, it must be difficult to rent it out. Thinking about it this way... I'm so sorry for the landlord.

Under the shadow of death, many memories play like a revolving lantern.

He Ruge remembered the few deposits in his bank card, next month's rent is [-], and next month he will donate [-] to the orphanage.Next month is his birthday.

He actually wanted to have a cat.

Originally, I wanted to raise a cat on my birthday, to fulfill my long-cherished wish, and to have one more companion.Full-time coding is a lonely family, and a cat will make me much happier.

But now it seems that it should not be possible.He didn't want the cat to eat dirt after him.

My mind was in a turmoil, fighting over firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.He Ruge recalled that when visiting the forum a few days ago, a full-time author posted a bragging post. The full-time girl had cats and dogs, and her family supported her writing articles. She didn't have to do housework, and she didn't have to worry about three meals a day. What to eat.Her parents can't help showing off her, even if she's just a street writer.

Her parents will proudly say, our child is a great writer.

our home...

For some reason, that sentence touched He Ruge's weakest point. He didn't know whether he was envious or jealous, so he saved the post that overflowed with happiness between the lines.

He Ruge fell asleep lying in front of the computer. He dreamed that his whole body was covered with strange red streaks. Everyone avoided him. He was so poor that he went to sleep on the flyover. There was a stray cat under the flyover. Skinny but terrifyingly fierce.He took a closer look at the little cat——

It looks exactly like his little white tiger!

The painting style of the original nightmare changed and turned into a sweet dream. When He Ruge woke up, his mood was unexpectedly calm.Instead of looking at the comment section, he opened "Your Exclusive Lover".

The game jumped out of the daily sign-in, and if you sign in for seven consecutive days, you can get a chance to draw a lottery.He Ruge clicked to sign in, and then took the bottle to feed the cubs.

He spent a little heart, opened the iron door of compartment 20, and met the little white tiger lying on the cotton nest.The little white tiger still had a stinky face, as if the whole world owed him money, as fierce as in the dream.

But He Ruge felt he was healed.He looked down at the back of the little white tiger drinking milk, and the gloom in his heart was blown away a lot.

The round tiger ears trembled, the little white tiger suddenly turned his head, his watery blue eyes stared at He Ruge, he looked at He Ruge very seriously, even the milk stains at the corner of his mouth were infected by such a serious expression...More It's cute.

The corner of his mouth turned up involuntarily, He Ruge stretched out his hand, and his fingertips rested on the position of the little white tiger's forehead on the computer screen, and he tapped it lightly.

With a flick of its tail, the little white tiger turned its head and finished drinking the milk, then put the bottle in front of He Ruge, and assumed a very standard sitting posture, as if it wanted to have a long talk with He Ruge .

If it was normal, He Ruge would definitely [Dialogue], [Touch], [Feed] three times in a row, but today he doesn't have such a leisurely mood, for the sake of his life, he has to go to the hospital to see a doctor!He felt that he could still be rescued again!

So after He Ruge went offline, he missed the little white tiger's... epic fierce expression!

*

Xi Guican sat down on the cold ground, but was in no mood to move into the cotton nest.

what happened?

He was very tired yesterday and fell asleep in the game cabin. No matter how well the game cabin was done, it was not as comfortable as sleeping in the big bed.Xi Guican was going to go offline after waking up, but it was almost time for dinner.

Well, he doesn't want to see He Ruge early in the morning, he just wants to drink warm milk.

That's why he continued to lie down in the game cabin, but what Xi Guican never expected was that what he was thinking about... No, he was thinking about coming earlier, but He Ruge left immediately after delivering the milk? !

Does this sound like a word?

It's fine if you don't have candy to eat, and you don't have music to listen to. Now you don't even want to talk to him?He didn't smile anymore when he saw him, his face was haggard and his expression was melancholy.Has he lost his charm, or is the game program broken and a bug?

The little white tiger is like a grieving woman guarding an empty room alone, miserable and miserable. Just as he was about to log off in anger, he suddenly heard the game voice:

[Drip - "Your Exclusive Lover: Guardian Knight Chapter" is officially open!

There is a theory in love called "the more you give, the more you care". A love that has not paid for the lover is incomplete.

Your exclusive lover, He Ruge, encountered difficulties. He Ruge wrote an article on Jinjiang Literature City, and a keyboard man appeared in the comment area who took revenge on the society, and crazily insulted He Ruge.

As his lover, are you willing to fight for him like a guardian knight, escort him, and create a safe haven for him?

※If you are my angel, then I will be your knight※】

The little white tiger, who originally had a stinky expression, finally turned into a terrifying and vicious look at this moment.

——Who dares to bully my people?

——Bite to death!

The author has something to say: The small theater should be read separately from the main text, and the main text should focus on the character of the characters~

Small Theater 1:

Xi Guican: If a tiger doesn’t show its power, it will treat me as Hello Kitty

Small Theater 2:

He Ruge: I have an incurable disease, I'm going to die young, I haven't even had time to raise a cat woo woo woo

Author: ...No, you are just going to become a mermaid