What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

【Game Account】: "Xi Guican" or "He Ruge"

[Whether to log in]: "Yes" or "No"

[Drip—Identified a small koi carp]

[Authentication successful, I wish you a happy game! 】

The whole hearted pink game interface has a progress bar:

[Completion of Merit and Virtue]: 30%

"Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, saving Xi Guican alone, the merit is immeasurable"

[Dear player, your training task is to use love to influence Guican, and there are many rewards for the task. In order to help players complete the task, this game has realized language barrier-free conversion for you, and provided interstellar identity and dual cultivation methods. Every time you complete a level, you will be provided with generous rewards]

[Double repair progress]: Not yet started

[First level]: Breathing through the lips

[Second Class]: Ears and temples rubbed together

[Third Level]: Treat each other honestly

[Fourth Level]: Blending in harmony

[Fifth level]: The unity of spirit and flesh

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He Ruge: "???"

What is this broken game talking about?

He subconsciously wanted to close the game interface, for fear that his game with a sudden change in style would be seen by Xi Guican.

The optical computer has a split-screen mode. Xi Guican was carefully browsing the contents of the optical screen in front of him. After noticing He Ruge's gaze, he raised his head like a child begging for praise and said, "I'm helping you choose daily necessities. You may have to choose the clothes yourself, I'm afraid you won't like what I choose."

He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief, and forced a guilty smile, "I'm sorry to trouble you." At this moment, he began to feel that Xi Guican's request of "only visible to me" was such a wise decision.

"No trouble, you can go to the virtual mall to try on clothes." Since you have holographic technology, you can try on clothes directly on the Internet, but this can't avoid the situation that the real product does not match the virtual product, because the merchant will secretly beautify the virtual product .

The virtual mall can project clothes onto the body and add makeup on the model's face.

Xi Guican was not interested in shopping in the past. He thought that clothes were just coverings for the body, and it was the same to wear anything.After all, he turned into a beast shape, a big white tiger with the wind blowing its eggs.

But when it came to choosing clothes for He Ruge, Xi Guican ignited endless enthusiasm. "Do you like this one?" Xi Guican asked, pointing to the off-white casual outfit.

The clothes projected on He Ruge's body were very simple and generous styles. It is said that people depend on clothes, but after wearing this not so brilliant clothes, He Ruge suddenly had a different kind of charm.

This is the charm from dress up games.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge inscrutablely. As a rookie who never paid attention to fashion, he chose a pair of jeans without a teacher.Although He Ruge is a walking hanger, she looks good in anything.But Xi Guican is still deeply intoxicated by her beautiful collocation——

Look, how beautiful the clothes I chose are.

Look, the person I like looks good in anything.

He Ruge didn't pick clothes, "It's okay." Then he saw Xi Guican waved his hand and bought all the casual clothes in this store.

He Ruge: "!!!"

He seemed to see an astonishing number.

He Ruge hurriedly grabbed Xi Guican's prodigal hand, and said earnestly and quickly: "Do you support refunds here? I only need two or three items."

what is moneyCan I eat it?

Xi Guican turned a deaf ear: "Look at this pair of shoes, what do you think? Do you like them?" Maybe he also needs to buy accessories for He Ruge, the person he likes must be armed to the teeth.

He Ruge didn't look at it and said: "No, I don't like it." Then Xi Guican bought all the shoes except that pair of shoes.

He Ruge seemed to hear the sound of his heart bleeding, he grabbed Xi Guican's hands to ensure that the other party would not take the opportunity to do any more money-burning behavior.He Ruge's strength is very small, Xi Guican could break free easily, but he didn't.Obviously there was no emotional fluctuation on that handsome face, but the innocent blue eyes seemed to say "ah, I'm caught".

"There's no need to buy so many shoes, I can't wear them all in my life." He Ruge said from the bottom of his heart.

"The ones you can wear are only a few hundred pairs." Xi Guican replied sincerely.

He Ruge: "..."

"But I really shouldn't have bought so many." He Ruge's gratified smile hadn't surfaced before he heard Xi Guican's next words: "It may not be popular after a while."

He Ruge was relieved that the repeated changes in the expression of condemnation were too obvious, Xi Guican couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, and his piercing blue eyes became extremely soft.He lightly squeezed He Ruge's soft hand, like some kind of intimacy of a big dog: "He Ruge, I want to spend money for you, spend money to buy happiness."

"No one in this world can sell me happiness except you."

He Ruge: "...Alas."

It turns out that my happiness is so valuable, be careful if I sell it until you go bankrupt.

He Ruge is not used to accepting too much kindness from others, let alone clothes, after buying so much, will it accumulate dust?

"If you can get a refund, just return the clothes. Keep up to ten pieces. If there are more, I will write down the money and make money to pay you back later." Under He Ruge's strong request, Xi Guican ran to get the refund aggrieved. , When refunding the refund, he whispered an excuse: "I'm not short of money."

"It's shameful to waste it." He Ruge said quietly.

Xi Guican, who was criticized, was a little unhappy, but soon his blue eyes lit up again, "Do you still remember the green dinosaur pajamas you wore in the game?"

He Ruge suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Those blue eyes looked at him expectantly, "I also want to see you in this kind of pajamas now."

He Ruge: "..."

Xi Guican searched for animal pajamas, and found all sorts of weird and shameless pajamas, such as a bunny girl's sexy pajamas with only a few pieces of fabric, tattered wild little leopard cat pajamas, and even a snakeskin pajama with two chirps... ...The cute pajamas of the little dinosaur type are actually the most conservative in style.

"Which one do you like?" Xi Guican asked eagerly, "Why don't we buy them all?"

He Ruge, who was diligent and frugal, shook his head firmly. He pointed to the thick black bear pajamas and said, "That's it. This one has a lot of hair and is very cost-effective."

Xi Guican could only regretfully buy the black bear pajamas, and while He Ruge was not paying attention, he secretly added other pajamas to the shopping cart.

After buying some daily necessities, Xi Guican was going to buy an optical computer for He Ruge.There are many types of optical brains in the world. Xi Guican is used to ring-type optical brains, so when he subconsciously recommends to He Ruge, it is also a ring-type optical brain.

In the interstellar era, rings have nothing to do with marriage, and rings are symbols of power, wealth, and class.

There are two factions in the interstellar political arena, one is the dove faction and the other is the hawk faction. The dove faction focuses on finance, and the hawk faction focuses on military affairs.There are twenty seats in parliament, ten doves and ten hawks.Members of Parliament wear their rings when they attend Parliament.

The dove's ring is a silver ring, and the more feathers, the higher the status in the dove.Hawks are black rings.

Back then, the doves and the hawks offered an olive branch to Xi Guican, but Xi Guican rejected them.He didn't want to join any faction, because joining a faction would give him the illusion of a "caged bird".Perhaps that is not an illusion, rights and imprisonment are equal.

"What do you think of this ring-like optical brain?" Xi Guican picked out an optical brain similar to the one he was wearing, and asked He Ruge enthusiastically.

It looks like silver, simple and elegant, just like... a wedding ring.

He Ruge hesitated for a moment, then said softly: "It's okay."

Xi Guican bought it without saying a word, "The delivery is very fast, and these items should arrive within two weeks. With an optical brain, you can log in to Xingwang. Xingwang needs to register with a real identity, but don't worry. I'll take you to the Interstellar Identity Authentication Center and help you get an identity authentication."

He Ruge hesitated and said: "The game seems to have provided me with an interstellar identity. By the way, it also provided me with the ability to switch languages." Only then did He Ruge realize that the words on the light screen were words he had never seen before. text, but just now he was able to understand it without hindrance.

Including talking with Xi Guican, he felt that he was speaking Chinese, but his language seemed to be converted into interstellar language by a mysterious force.

Xi Guican heard that he used his own authority to inquire about He Ruge's identity, and indeed he found "He Ruge", which was so powerful that he could easily change the information on Xingwang, which did not surprise Xi Guican too much.

Because I have been in contact with this game for a while, it seems that there is nothing that the game cannot do, and it is omnipotent like a creation god.

"I think we should exchange information. What does your game interface look like?" He Ruge said lightly, "My game interface is for me to save people."

Xi Guican also said without changing his face: "What a coincidence, my game also asks me to save people and protect the world."

In this game information exchange, the game sounded a lot taller in an instant, from a love game to a hero game with the mission of saving the world.

He Ruge couldn't help but start to despise his game mode.He felt that his initial thought must be dishonest, and he was attracted into the pit by the male god in military uniform. Before crossing, he watched the "learning video", which made this humanized game system mistakenly think that he liked this kind of tune, and tailored it for him. Made a new game.

"Have we bought almost all the things?" Xi Guican asked.

The knotted underwear at the waist was too strong, He Ruge said with a smile: "I suddenly remembered that I still have some things I haven't bought."

"What is it?"

"...underpants."

"……Oh."

He Ruge, who has played Taobao before, read Xi Guican's operation page before, and already had a rough understanding of how to use it. This time, he went to search for underwear by himself.

The first in the search list is Frequent Purchases.

Frequent Purchase: Tail-Tie Underpants

Comments: Comfortable underwear specially designed for people with long tails. Letting out the tail is to release nature. We don't need to suppress ourselves.Tail-wrapped underwear, customized waist, can wrap your one-meter-long, two-meter-long, three-meter-long, four-meter-long tail around your waist!

He Ruge: "..."

No wonder the underwear on his body is so big... so big that his masculine dignity will be inferior.

For felines, showing their tail when they transform into a human form is often considered a symbol of strong sexual desire.Because the tail is very sensitive, especially the base of the tail, a conservative and shy cat will not show its tail when it becomes a human.

Xi Guican: "..."

No, I just love freedom all my life.

When He Ruge was buying underwear, he raised his head and glanced at Xi Guican who was sitting beside him, and found that his ears were slightly red.