What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

"Well, can you give me a pair of underwear?" After hesitating again and again, He Ruge still asked with difficulty. After all, the material of the military uniform is very hard.

"Okay." Xi Guican's dry voice sounded.

After a while, He Ruge got extra-large underwear, which couldn't hang on He Ruge's waist at all, and slid down when he put it on.The witty He Ruge tied a loose knot and began to wear a shirt. Xi Guican's shirt was more than a circle too big for him, and the hem of the clothes hung down to the lower part of the thigh and up to the knee, so it could be worn as a skirt .

The trousers were so long that He Ruge doubted his life. He rolled up his trousers several times before he managed to put on these long-legged trousers.

"I'm ready." He Ruge looked at the clean bathtub wall, not knowing how to get out.When Xi Guican went out before, he seemed to have light kung fu, soaring over the eaves and walking around the walls as light as a swallow.

Hearing this, Xi Guican poked his head out again, grabbed the edge of the bathtub and looked down, and saw He Ruge who was completely wrapped in black.

He buttoned every button carefully, rolled up his overly long sleeves, revealing his slender wrists.Even though the pants were rolled several times, they still dragged to the heels.Against the black cloth, the skin on the instep was extremely white and soft.It is a softness that is completely different from the stiff military uniform. For Xi Guican's seamless military uniform, it has a special flavor when it is changed to He Ruge's body——

Like some kind of white and soft little animal, his whole body was covered with his smell. Qiqi Aiai stood in front of him, looking at him with pure and soft eyes, seeking shelter with trust.

"Gui Can, can you take me out?" The pale pink lips are like pink petals, and the tongue behind the white teeth is like a flower pistil revealing its fragrance.

Presumably the crystal clear flower dew is also sweet.

Xi Guican was stunned for a full three seconds, and after realizing it, her ears turned red again unconsciously.He jumped into the bathtub, stretched out his left hand to He Ruge like a young man with hands and feet, and wanted to hug He Ruge's waist, but felt that his right hand was stronger, so he retracted his left hand and stretched out his right hand.

He Ruge thought of Xi Guican's request to hold hands every day, and subconsciously took Xi Guican's right hand.

Xi Guican's breathing fluctuated in an instant, he wrapped He Ruge's cold little hands, yes, compared to Xi Guican, these hands can only be said to be small, Xi Guican didn't dare to use too much force, always afraid that if he was not careful, his hands would be too small. hurt each other.

The two of them looked at each other speechlessly, and stood hand in hand for a long time in a silly way.He Ruge didn't have time to look at Xi Guican's human form when he fell out of the bathtub before, but now he realizes that Xi Guican is at least two meters tall when he is an adult.

He Ruge is [-] tall, he has to look up to see Xi Guican's face.When his neck felt a little sore, Xi Guican stretched out his hand and hugged He Ruge, and put one arm around He Ruge's waist. He could also feel the scorching heat. Perhaps the position of his palm was unintentional, and it fell on the area around his waist and buttocks.

Coincidentally, it fell on the monster pattern with a very improper position.

It was only then that He Ruge realized that the skin with demon patterns would be more sensitive, for example, his legs are a little soft now.

Xi Guican didn't notice these details, he put his arms around He Ruge's waist and easily led him out of the big bathtub.

The rolled trousers loosened when they landed, and He Ruge almost tripped over them. Fortunately, Xi Guican did not let go of his arms around He Ruge's waist.

"Let me roll it for you." When He Ruge wanted to squat down to re-roll his trousers, Xi Guican squatted down first. He half-kneeled on the ground, and after patiently helping He Ruge finish rolling his trousers, he suddenly covered He Ruge with his hands. on the instep of the song.

"Your feet are so cold, let me warm them up for you." The man raised his head, his blue eyes were as clear as precious sapphires under the light of the bathroom.

The sudden heat made He Ruge so nervous that his toes shrank, he quickly shook his head and said, "No need, no need."

After Xi Guican put on the slippers for He Ruge, he withdrew his hand regretfully, "That..." After hearing He Ruge's voice, his blue eyes lit up again, Xi Guican looked at He Ruge full of expectation, hoping that he could Saying things like wanting to have your feet covered.

"You touched my feet just now, don't you want to wash your hands?" He Ruge pointed to the sink.

Xi Guican: "...Okay." The small flames in her blue eyes were extinguished directly, and Xi Guican walked to the sink to wash her hands with heavy steps.

While Xi Guican was washing his hands, He Ruge looked around curiously.

The nearly five-meter-high bathroom gave He Ruge a sense of freedom that "the sky is high enough for birds to fly, and the sea is wide enough for fish to leap into."

The decoration is so simple that there is almost nothing, it is all white, the floor tiles are black, and it is very cold.

The sound of rushing water came, and He Ruge looked at Xi Guican's back.There is a mirror on the sink, but the height of this mirror is very unfriendly, He Ruge suspects that he has to jump up to look in the mirror.

After specially using hand sanitizer and drying his hands carefully, Xi Guican stretched out his fragrant hands to He Ruge proudly.

He Ruge held hands very politely, they walked out of the bathroom hand in hand, and saw Xi Guican's bedroom.He Ruge thought the bathroom was too big before, but when he saw the bedroom where he could run around in circles and the luxurious big bed where he could dance disco, he shed tears in his heart that he had never seen before.

Sorry, it's poverty that limits my imagination.

However, this bedroom is big and big, and it is really empty. There is only one bed and very little furniture in the huge room. The walls are still white and the floor tiles are black. The big bed is also dull black.

"...the other rooms are not tidy, why don't you sleep in my bedroom tonight." Xi Guican opened his eyes and said nonsense, there is a robot nanny, tidying up the room is a matter of minutes, but after the game's guidance , How could Xi Guican miss this opportunity to unlock [Touch].

"This bed is quite big, and it can definitely accommodate the two of us." The bed in the bedroom is custom-made to allow a big white tiger with a height of more than three meters and a length of more than nine meters to roll around happily.

Although it is nine meters long, four meters are tails.

Under the gaze of those blue eyes that unconsciously appeared to pray, He Ruge couldn't say no at all.Sitting on the soft big bed, he suddenly remembered the story of "waking up on a [-]-meter bed every day" in the ancient Mary Suwen. Now the whole bed under his buttocks can be rounded up to cosplay this plot, and he can do a lot more something else.

Xi Guican was elated the moment He Ruge sat on the bed, and he also reservedly put his butt on the edge of the bed, happily sitting with He Ruge.Since he turned into a human in the game, He Ruge never slept with him again.

"I think we should have a good talk. Let me introduce myself first." He Ruge cleared his throat and said, "My name is He Ruge, from Earth. Two months ago, I added a love game to my computer. , called "My Exclusive Lover."

"In this game, you are my target. The game gives me the identity of a staff member of the Xinghai Orphanage. My main task is to make you have a good impression of me after the six experiments are over." He Ru Song felt weird when he said this, it sounded like he was playing games with the purpose of gaining Xi Guican's favorability.

Although his original intention was indeed to gain favorability, but after playing... he really fell in love with the character No. 20, and wanted to treat him wholeheartedly, which had nothing to do with favorability.

He Ruge turned his head to see Xi Guican's expression, but he unconsciously raised his heart, for fear of seeing any bad emotions on Xi Guican's face.

But it didn't. Blue eyes looked at him intently, and his handsome and mature face showed the attention of a child obediently listening to the lecture. When he realized that He Ruge had closed his mouth, Xi Guican slightly tilted his head in confusion, as if strange Why did He Ruge suddenly stop talking.

This is the big white tiger who loves him wholeheartedly.

The hanging heart suddenly came to fruition, the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously, He Ruge reached out and stroked Xi Guican's hair, and said softly: "After the game is over, I have achieved the ending of a lover from heaven, it tells me that ten days later will reward me..."

The word PLAY in military uniform seemed to burn his mouth, He Ruge couldn't say it for a while.

"What reward do you have?" Xi Guican asked curiously.

"...Reward me and you for wearing military uniforms and playing games together, probably like we are now, sitting and chatting and playing truth or dare." He Ruge didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Asking Xi Guican to ask questions, he quickly said: "Ten days later, that is, today, I crossed over and fell from the bathtub in my own home into your bathtub. What about you, what is your situation like?"

As expected, Xi Guican's attention was diverted, "I also had this game on my optical brain two months ago. At first I thought it was a healing game prepared for me by the attending doctor..."

Before he finished speaking, He Ruge interrupted: "The attending physician? Treatment games? Are you sick? Are you seriously ill? How is your body now? Is it important?"

Xi Guican didn't know which one to answer for the consecutive questions. This feeling of being cared about was really a sweet annoyance.

He Ruge remembered the bathtub full of medicinal smell, and asked nervously: "When I fell into the bathtub, were you taking a medicinal bath? What's wrong with your body, do you need a medicinal bath?"

Xi Guican: "...!!!"

Xi Guican's heart suddenly set off a huge wave, wishing to dig three feet into the ground and bury himself, he had never regretted it this way, regretting that he didn't take a bath when he got the hair growth medicine package half a year ago!Keep dragging, dragging, dragging until now such a terrible moment!

Under He Ruge's worried gaze, a tiger ear popped out with a whoosh, and was ruthlessly suppressed by Xi Guican.

"It's true that I'm sick, but you don't have to worry. It's just a minor ailment. I was cured a while ago. The reason why I took this medicinal bath..." After a quick brainstorm, Xi Guican calmly said: "It's just In order to strengthen the body, soak for another half a month, and then there is no need to soak.”

His heart was still beating wildly, Xi Guican didn't know if He Ruge believed it, he quietly wiped the sweat from his palms on the bedding because of nervousness, and finished his experience quickly, "... That’s about it, the game notified me that there will be a mysterious gift package in ten days.”

"It seems that I am this mysterious gift bag." He Ruge became more and more curious about the R&D team of this game, "Do you know who made this game?"

Xi Guican shook his head, "However, this game can still be played on my optical computer. It also has an extra game account to log in. One account is mine and the other is yours."

The optical brain ring was opened, and the optical screen was suspended in the air. After Xi Guican shared the optical brain authority with He Ruge, he taught He Ruge how to operate the optical brain. You can’t see what’s on the light screen.”

"It's okay, it's just a game, don't bother."

Xi Guican said firmly: "No, I can't invade your privacy." So you can't watch my game mode either!

He has to hide those messy things in the game, but he can't let He Ruge see them!

The naive He Ruge was overwhelmed by Xi Guican's ideological awareness, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart——

What a man of high quality.

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small theater:

He Ruge: What a high-quality man this is

Xi Guican: Ah, I want to hide my yellow game and bald hair (very nervous)