What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The water is so deep, He Ruge has never fallen into such a deep water before, fortunately he became a mermaid and can breathe in the water, otherwise He Ruge suspects that he will be drowned alive by more than three meters of deep water.

Moreover, the taste of this water is very strange, it is a strong smell of medicine.

He swung the fish's tail vigorously, and saw the white tiger's body in the hazy water, and the white hairs fluttered like water plants, but he didn't know if it was He Ruge's illusion, he felt that the hairs were of different lengths.

He Ruge, who was almost choked to death by the smell of the medicine, couldn't control it any longer, the fish tail frantically shook, and he finally came out of the water, just as he was about to catch his breath, he saw the huge tiger's head.

Look at this tiger head, it's big and round.

It looks exactly like the big white tiger in the game.

When this tiger face saw him, it was unbelievable at first, then ecstatic, and finally seemed to think of something, suddenly terrified and plunged its head into the water, as if it wanted to perform a disappearance in front of He Ruge.

"Plop!" Water splashed everywhere.

He Ruge retreated subconsciously, the swaying fish tail seemed to touch the tiger's claws under the water, causing the big white tiger to retreat in horror, as if it had seen a flood of beasts, He Ruge subconsciously touched his face, could it be that he has grown up now? a fish head?

And where is this place?Did he cross over?Why does this thing look like a bathtub but be so big? !

More importantly, is the big white tiger in the water trying to hide itself Xi Guican? !No matter how big you are, you can't hide it, okay? !Please wake up! ! !

At this moment, He Ruge remembered the ending of the game "Lovers from Heaven" and the ten-day countdown.

As a writer, his brain still lost.He never expected that the game can not only be holographic, but also have a time travel function!What kind of conscience game is this? !Still stuck in the night time travel he just finished? !

He Ruge bit his own tongue and felt a tingling pain. After confirming that he was not dreaming, his expression became blank.

Me, time-traveled?

In front of him is still an attack target in the game?

Hey, no, that big white tiger dived into the water to hold its breath!

Just when He Ruge was about to dive into the water to find out, the bathtub seemed to be switched on, all the water flowed away quickly, and the white tiger suddenly disappeared, replaced by a wet man.

The first thing that catches the eye is the undulating muscles. This body is like a bowstring ready to go, full of the sense of awe and power of a beast.The drops of water slid down the steaming muscles, and the drops of water dripping from the ends of the hair also fell down.

The other party raised his head, and the face revealed was not the handsome young face in the game, but a more mature and profound appearance, obviously with raised eye corners and slanting thick eyebrows, with a thick and colorful appearance that was full of murderous looks, but when those sapphire-like When her eyes looked at He Ruge, there was a kind of melancholy and condensed sorrow.

Maybe it's not He Ruge's illusion, this expression is really melancholy, so melancholy that it seems that life has nothing to love.

He Ruge: "???"

With the last puddle of water flowing away from the bathtub, He Ruge couldn't stand the fish's tail upright without the support of the current, so he could only sit in the huge bathtub, and when he looked up, he saw the thorny chirp, which was wet and looked like a murder weapon in the world.He Ruge also found that the hair around the other party was also white, and the curly white hair was soft and inconsistent with Jiji.

...Ah, this broken game is really rigorous, even considering the fact that Haw didn't grow hair when he was a beautiful boy.

Following He Ruge's sluggish gaze, Xi Guican lowered his head and saw his prickly brother. Xi Guican, who was worried that his bald animal shape would be exposed, had already collapsed, but at this moment, he found that he was still okay. A little more broken.

He didn't care about communication, and was about to climb out of the bathtub with his bare butt, and the two little wings on his back were immediately exposed to He Ruge's eyes.

He Ruge: "...?!"

etc!Little wings!Fluffy little wings? !

He Ruge clearly remembered the cool silver-white insect wings on Xi Guican's back, how did it suddenly become...such cute little wings!

The tips of the wet little wings trembled in the air, making He Ruge's heart tremble. He couldn't help but think of a song, two little bees, flying among the flowers, fly, fly...

He Ruge looked at those two little wings fluttering back and forth with fascination.When Xi Guican climbed down from the bathtub and his figure was completely covered by the tall bathtub wall, He Ruge looked back with some regret and began to look around.

Looking at the bathroom, which was big enough to be used as a living room, he felt absurd that he had strayed into the kingdom of adults.But only such a big place can allow a white tiger more than three meters high to move freely.

He Ruge tried his best to divert his attention by thinking about messy things, so as not to let himself be in a mess.Sudden time travel will make people panic and uneasy, but when time travel is in front of the other party, it is like a deer bumping into each other.

Although He Ruge couldn't tell for a while whether he was so cute that his heart trembled, or he was so handsome that he was delirious, or he was overwhelmed by the prickly little curly hair.

But even if your heart is beating like a drum, your head is confused, and your face is red, you still have to put on a calm appearance!Just as He Ruge was trying to take a deep breath, Guican's head popped out of the bathtub like a small wall.

The half-wet hair was messy, probably because he was in a hurry when putting on clothes and didn't pay attention to the hairstyle. He didn't even button the neckline properly, and his Adam's apple was so tense that it kept rolling.

He Ruge couldn't see the parts below Xi Guican's neck, let alone know that Xi Guican was stepping on a one-meter-high baryon gas-liquid cloud bomb, with both hands stubbornly holding the edge of the bathtub, his face was so hot that he could Talk to him like a scrambled egg.

Because the bathtub is three meters high, and Xi Guican's human body is two meters high, Xi Guican's brain started to crash on the spot after meeting He Ruge who fell from the sky, and his IQ may not be as high as Miaomiao.If he could think of taking out a large weapon from the space button and use it as a chair, without wasting every minute and every second spent with He Ruge, he was already extremely witty.

He Ruge could hear Xi Guican's unsteady breathing and nervous voice trembling: "You, how are you."

He was so useless that even the roar of the tiger ran out.

Fortunately, in front of this good-for-nothing big white tiger is an equally worthless koi.He Ruge's heart beat so fast before, almost jumping out of his chest, facing Xi Guican's red and handsome face, He Ruge clenched his fists, mustered up his courage and said, "You, hello. "

Really frustrated.As a writer with rich theoretical experience, when I see someone I like, I can only be like a repeater, stuttering and repeating such unnutritious dialogues.

The mermaid's melodious voice echoed in the empty bathroom, instantly conquering Xi Guican's eardrums.

With a pop, a pair of tiger ears protruded from Xi Guican's wet hair, Xi Guican opened his mouth and gasped slightly as if breathing through his nose was not enough air.The steamy bathroom is filled with the smell of He Ruge, a tempting scent that is so sweet that it will melt.

What is more alluring than the smell is He Ruge in front of him. The other party doesn't seem to realize that he is naked from the upper body. With Xi Guican's excellent eyesight, he can clearly see He Ruge's collarbone with puddles of water, and the two sides of his chest. Order the powder of peach petals, and the fish tail that looks delicious at first glance.

Delicious in every sense, Xi Guican's nerves were tense, he exhausted the greatest self-control in his life, so he didn't jump into the bathtub, and licked this seductive and unconscious mermaid from head to tail, licked Until the other party's crying pearls filled the bathtub, and he put those round pearls into another moist and tight place...

Countless images that made his blood pumping flashed in his mind, and Xi Guican was so stimulated that he almost couldn't stand still, and wanted to fall off the baryon gas-liquid cloud bomb.

Yes, don't get excited, don't step on the cloud bomb.

Obviously he was stepping on a cloud bomb, but Xi Guican felt that he was stepping on a soft cloud. Was he dreaming?Why did He Ruge run out of the game?

Xi Guican recalled the mysterious gift package of "Lovers from Heaven", and then stared at He Ruge who fell into the bathtub, no matter how much IQ drops now, Xi Guican can still arrive——

He Ruge is the mysterious gift package given by the game! ! !

This is the best gift he has ever received in his life!

Xi Guican grabbed the bathtub wall, so happy that he almost fainted.He didn't want to get entangled in why the game can change people's lives, and he didn't want to ask what happened to the aura vortex that only appeared after ascension.Xi Guican didn't want to think about anything, he could only pretend to be He Ruge in his mind, and even poured an extra liter of water into his mind in order to pretend to be the mermaid He Ruge, so stupid that he could bubble up.

Every bubble that pops up is bursting with joy.

Xi Guican took a deep breath and tremblingly said: "...Do you want to take a bath?"

In fact, it was Xi Guican who was worried that the hair growth bath would affect He Ruge's hair growth. Whether the scales grow or not is not the point. After all, the hair growth bath is not a medicinal bath with immediate results. If the hair growth bath can really be touched in less than 2 minutes, let Hair grows on the scales, Xi Guican will not soak for three hours a day, and she is still half bald after soaking for more than half a month.

Thinking of the fact that he was still half bald when he met He Ruge, Xi Guican's mood began to sink again.Now he can only pray wildly that He Ruge didn't see his own hair, and that shameful little wing.

Xi Guican suppressed the shameful anger in his heart.Now he proposes to take a bath for He Ruge, because he is worried that the medicine bath will make He Ruge feel uncomfortable in his lower abdomen, just like the weak state he experienced before, even if He Ruge only soaked for less than 2 minutes, Xi Guican is like an enemy, I am afraid that the medicated bath will make the other party feel uncomfortable.

He Ruge nodded and said yes, after he became a mermaid, he really prefers to stay in the water.

Water at a suitable temperature quickly filled one-third of the bathtub. He Ruge soaked in the bathtub nervously and comfortably, looking up at Xi Guican who only showed above his neck.

In fact, just looking at Xi Guican like this, even if the other person has a more mature and handsome face, there will still be an illusion of "your little cutie is watching secretly", especially when the two tiger ears shake slightly unconsciously, so cute He Ruge's fatherly heart exploded.

"I, I won't peek at you taking a shower." Under He Ruge's scorching gaze, Xi Guican suddenly retracted his head and disappeared from He Ruge's sight.

He Ruge was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud after realizing it.