What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge was a little confused, he was forced to quit the game, but this time it was not because the daily game time was up, but because the game was over.

Is it so sudden?

He took off the holographic game helmet, and the word "Military PLAY" seemed to be echoing in his ears. Could it be that this game took ten days to prepare for the benefits of the military uniform?

He Ruge: "!!!"

Ah, I can, I really can!

Isn't it just ten days?It is understandable how long the welfare waits.But what will the military uniform PLAY of this game look like?He Ruge couldn't help falling into daydream, and the tips of his ears turned red slightly as he thought about it.

In fact, he thinks there is no need to rush the military uniform PLAY, they can spend some time cultivating their relationship.It may take ten days to unlock the indescribable interaction in this game. When the interaction occurs, the player's subjective wishes should be respected. It is impossible to lock men by force.

However, the holographic game is so realistic, he also needs to prepare for the uniform PLAY in advance, and he can't show his timidity at the last moment.

He Ruge, whose head is full of pornographic waste, thinks more and more energetically, if it is not that it is already early in the morning, and it does not match his health regimen, He Ruge can find out the learning video to preview all night.

After waking up from sleep, He Ruge subconsciously touched the holographic game helmet on the bedside, and insisted on putting the helmet on his head with sleepy eyes. In the dark helmet, he heard a cold mechanical sound: "Countdown: 230:48" 17 seconds"

Only then did He Ruge realize that he had to wait nine days before he could play the game.

Without Xi Guican's company, his life suddenly became half empty.Originally, every day was full of work and rest schedules, and only labor remained.

On this day, He Ruge finished typing [-] characters early, and was bored soaking in the bathtub to watch videos.During this period of time, he likes to take a bath whenever he is free. Once his body touches the water, he will feel very relaxed.

He Ruge specifically went to ask Bazhuo, and Bazhuo said that this is a normal situation during the awakening period. During the awakening period, the aquatic family can't wait to soak in the water all day long, so He Ruge also soaked in the bathtub to watch videos with peace of mind.

Halfway through swiping, he suddenly remembered the "learning video". He Ruge hadn't watched this kind of video for so many years. What impressed him most was the "sexy dealer, online dealing cards" that he saw on Pirates.com. .It is said that these advertisements can bring millions of income to Pirates, which shows how much human curiosity can promote the economy.

Full of thirst for knowledge, He Ruge turned to the almighty Baidu for help. After working for a long time and still getting nothing, he began to doubt his life.

He Ruge also knows that this kind of thing is difficult to obtain. One of his college roommates once spent more than 20 yuan to buy a dozen G of the Spring Festival Gala.At that time, He Ruge had just returned from typing in the library, and when he went to bed, he heard everyone roaring with laughter. However, the moment he pushed the door open, the head of the dormitory, who was still laughing so hard a second ago, straightened up immediately. , said dryly that you are back.

The roommate who was ridiculed has always been the most face-saving, but when he saw He Ruge, his face turned from red to white. The 1.9-meter-tall man was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak a word.

Everyone in the dormitory was very polite to him, but they always felt too alienated.The same is true for classmates, so over the years, He Ruge has never had a close friend, except for Jiji.

A good friend is someone who can ask about resources without changing his face. He Ruge logs into the Penguin machine.

Jiji: "Why did you suddenly ask me for this? Are you going to write about Tanmei? Let me send you some more beautiful ones."

After finishing speaking, send resources vigorously.

Jiji: "Don't hurt your body, the body is the capital of the code."

Ruge: "...OK."

In the days without the company of games, He Ruge opened the learning resources, and then he withered.Because the appearance of the study object is not at the same level as Xi Guican, and it is even worse than He Ruge himself.

Sure enough, paper people can satisfy the ideal love.

He Ruge, who entered the state of a sage, opened the codeword of the document, and suddenly thought about the problem of attacking and receiving the codeword. In fact, he has no obsession with body position, but considering the serious problem of thorns, he must do attacking. If he does If the attacking skills are not good, it is easy to make Xi Guican uncomfortable.

Thinking about it this way, military uniform PLAY is very troublesome.Why don't they sit together and absorb energy spar?

……

The days of code words with a low heart and few desires passed quickly. Nine days later, He Ruge was stuck in the finale for a long time, and revised it three or four times. Finally, after coding, he was refreshed and happy to code an extra episode. When the mark was finished and a small tree appeared in the column, the satisfaction in my heart was indescribable.

Ignoring the request to get on the car in the comments of the finished Sahua, He Ruge took a screenshot of the completed article status to the machine, and then put on the holographic game helmet. When he heard "Countdown: 00:28:34", He Ruge felt relieved laughed out.

That's great, after another twenty minutes, he will be able to play the game in a drunken dream, and nothing will stop him from playing the game!

For this reason, He Ruge decided to take a bath to celebrate. With a devout heart of celebration like burning incense in the bath, He Ruge stripped himself naked, and lay down in the bathtub happily.

I don’t know if it’s because of the ending, but the readers who followed the series to the end provided a more solid power of faith than usual, which made the demon pattern on He Ruge’s legs start to heat up. He Ruge didn’t care, he held the Chat on mobile phones and machines.

Jiji: "Congratulations! You can finally rest for a while."

While chatting with Jiji, He Ruge's legs became hotter and hotter, so hot that He Ruge had to put the phone aside, and bent his legs to check the demon pattern.

Under the rippling water surface, the white to transparent skin is exposed, and those red or white demon patterns spread like living things in an instant, from toes to insteps, ankles to knees, thighs to waist.

His complexion was originally very white, but at this moment it was like a meticulous painting drawn with blood essence. The demon patterns that were like fish scales were filled with color at this moment, as if they were pregnant with life and were about to burst out.

The heat that was so hot that it was about to melt swept across his whole body, from his legs to his ears, He Ruge covered his ears tremblingly, as if he had touched a sharp object in the palm of his hand, the soft touch, the outline was sharp and round, and the pulp of his fingers Rubbing down the first sharp corner, He Ruge touched three more sharp corners, as well as a thin membrane that seemed to have fine scales.

The wet black hair was sticking to the back, and the waist-length wet hair was shaking on the surface of the water. He Ruge lowered his head stiffly, and saw the fish tail that replaced his own legs, the fish tail soaked in the water It looks like an ink painting made of splashed ink, with a large area of ​​red, and only a few wisps of cloud-like translucent white.

...Fuck!

He Ruge tentatively moved the tail of the fish, throwing out splashes of water.

At such a historic moment, He Ruge picked up his mobile phone and prepared to take a photo of his fishtail, and by the way, use the selfie mode to see what he looks like now, because he has not yet mastered the skill of walking upright with a fishtail. Can't see the mirror.

He Ruge even suspects that he will soak in the bathtub for eternity until he regains his legs.

Fortunately, there were no weird webs on his hands, so He Ruge held the phone smoothly, and when he was about to click to take a photo, a message from Jiji's penguin came over, "Happy birthday!"

It was exactly zero o'clock.

The mobile phone that was originally held in the hand fell into the bathtub with a plop, but the person in the bathtub disappeared without a trace.

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Xi Guican soaked in the hair bath with a face full of pain and hatred. Today is the ninth day that he can't play games. From the disbelief on the first day, to the restlessness on the second day, to the anger on the third day... On the ninth day, I can't bear it.

Xi Guican, who has lost the source of happiness, is very unhappy every day, which leads to his growing hair becoming silent again. Hair growth is something that requires a good mood. If you are in a good mood, your hair grows fast. Grow slowly.

Before the illness is cured, according to Xi Guican's bad mood, he will lose his hair.Now he is a big white tiger with only a fluffy head, and the hair on his body is as if it has been chewed by a dog. The small wings on his back have grown to the size of a baby's palm with difficulty. Maybe he has been soaked in hair growth bath since he was a child. The small wings have an astonishing amount of hair, even if they are soaked in the hair growth bath now, they can't hide the thick and soft feathers.

It will be the tenth day soon.

Xi Guican said this to himself for the thousandth and third time in his heart, and he will soon be able to check the mysterious gift package sent. If this gift package is not a new game, then he, he...he will continue to wait for the new game to come out that day.

When the big white tiger was so wronged that he almost pouted, a strange energy fluctuation suddenly appeared above the bathtub. This kind of fluctuation was familiar to Qiongqi in the past, and it belonged to the spiritual energy fluctuation of the monster ascending to the upper realm.

Since the earth's aura was exhausted, no monsters have ascended for tens of thousands of years.

His blue eyes turned cold, and the big white tiger who had been sitting in the bathtub slowly stood up. His head was always above the water, so only his big head was dry and fluffy, while the uneven fur on his body was wet. Stick it on your body.

It looks like a big head effect is added.

As a Qiongqi who has no friendship, Xi Guican is already ready to kill this unexpected guest on the spot, so as to give him extra food during the awakening period.

A bubble floated out from the vortex formed by aura in mid-air, and under the illumination of the bathroom light, it refracted colorful rays of light. Those colorful bubbles floated down one after another, and one happened to land on Xi Guican's nose. Gentle to silent.

Xi Guican suddenly smelled a familiar smell from the bursting bubble, a sweet smell that was unforgettable after smelling it just once, an unbelievable guess emerged in his mind, he raised his head in a daze, and saw the whirlpool of spiritual energy There was a touch of red in it.

The fishtail hangs down in a graceful arc, like a beauty wearing a red gauze.

Everything that Xi Guican saw was playing in slow motion, from the slender fish tail with each gleaming fish scale, to the soft and moist waist like white jade, the black hair like splashed ink hanging down to the waist, accompanied by a sound Exclaimed, that person fell from the sky and fell straight into the bathtub where Xi Guican was soaking!

The surface of the rippling water gave off a hazy halo, making everything seem like a dream. The person who fell into the water raised his face, revealing a stunning face. The slender crow feathers were stained with water drops, and the pair of black eyes It's like a deep pool shrouded in mist, even if it's ruthless, it's affectionate when looking at people.

At this moment, when he looked at Xi Guican in a daze, his gaze traveled through time and space, and it was extremely lingering, with a glance of ten thousand years.