What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Emotionless coding machine: "Spelling?"

He Ruge glanced at the message sent by Penguin, only to realize that he has been addicted to the game for a long time.

He was originally stuck in a love scene and wanted to play games to find inspiration, and then he fell in love with "Your Exclusive Lover" with a pink game icon. Although this game looks strange, He Ruge downloaded it in one breath a while ago Many games should have been downloaded when I didn't pay attention to them before.

Afterwards, He Ruge was dazed by the male god in military uniform with the screen open, and also shuddered by the cute and fierce little white tiger, completely addicted to this game.

Inspiration... I didn't find it at all, and now my mind is full of little white tigers.

"Playing the game until now, I almost forgot the code word, come on, code word code word."

He Ruge is a full-time writer who is stationed in Jinjiang Literature City and focuses on the romance channel. He is currently writing his third book. The first two books received mediocre responses. To put it more simply, they are street articles, but the third book has the potential to explode. After being listed on the list, the rise in collections is like riding a rocket, far surpassing the same period.

So He Ruge made the risky choice of going full-time right after graduation.

Full-time means avoiding contact with others and avoiding trouble.

His face is a big trouble.

He Ruge pushed the mirror frame, stopped thinking about it, and focused on typing. Although he has [-] words of manuscripts, he is still like a hardworking bee every day, trembling day by day, happily putting the manuscripts into the manuscript box .

After three hours, He Ruge coded [-] characters and decided to open the game to relax, after all, the most important thing is to combine work and rest.

Opening the screen is the familiar temptation of military uniforms. The game time is synchronized with the real time. He Ruge skillfully feeds the lunch. When he arrived at the 19th compartment, he lifted the lid, but he didn't hear the full-bodied "ji".

He Ruge remembered the resident of compartment 19, who had glowing red eyes, and could keep chirping, he guessed that this resident was a little rabbit.

[The 19th is sick, you choose:

A. Follow the rules of "Ice Project" and ignore number 19

B. Open the compartment (this will cost you "Disposable Monitor Disruptor＊1")]

He Ruge opened the save point, and found that there were four spaces for saving, he saved first, and then chose B from his heart.

The door of compartment 19 was pushed open, and a little white rabbit sneezing non-stop lay on the cotton nest. Its little head was biting, and its two long rabbit ears shook rapidly with the sneezing movement.

When it heard the sound of the door opening, it quickly shrank into the corner, its small nose quivered rapidly, and its red eyes squinted at He Ruge.

19 No.

[Respiratory tract infection occurred on the 19th, whether to consume "common medicine * 1"]

【Yes】

【no】

Now that one item has been consumed, He Ruge doesn't care about consuming the second one. He Ruge used "Common Drug*1", and a pill appeared in his hand. He Ruge clicked on Feed, and the sickly little white rabbit stared at the yellow pill , sniffing his little nose, as if he suddenly regained his energy, he opened his mouth and swallowed quickly.

After moving its mouth a few times, the little white rabbit let out an angry cooing in disbelief, and then tried desperately to spit out the pill, but unfortunately, it didn't succeed.

19 No.

【吼吼咕咕吼吱吱吱『Friendly translation: Bitter suffering is not delicious woo woo woo 』】

The little white rabbit drooped its ears injured, and glanced at He Ruge daringly, seeing that He Ruge was not moving, it carefully moved the cotton nest to a corner, and then pulled out a piece of... candy paper from the cotton nest ?

The candy wrapper that was tossed and licked by the little white rabbit was exactly the same as the candy packaging in the novice gift pack.

He Ruge suspected for a moment that his eyes were dazzled, he clicked on the candy paper with the mouse——

[name]: sugar paper

[Source]: Novice gift pack

[Status]: wet

[Evaluation]: It is a worthless candy paper, but No. 19 likes it very much

Really his candy!

Didn't he give the candy to the little white tiger? Why did he appear here?

He Ruge checked the compartment inside and out, and found a small air hole on the iron wall of the compartment.

Just the right size to drop a candy in.

It's just that the position of the ventilation hole is very high, and the cubs can't reach it at all.

He Ruge made a bold assumption that the left wall of No. 19 compartment is the right wall of No. 20 compartment. The little white tiger threw the candy into No. 19 compartment through the ventilation hole.

But why would the little white tiger do this?

He Ruge couldn't figure it out for a while, he was worried that if the candy wrappers were discovered, it might cause trouble, so he put away the candy wrappers.

The little white rabbit on the screen glared at He Ruge angrily and cowardly, wanting to snatch back the beloved candy wrapper, but Douzi's courage did not allow it to do so.

With teary eyes, the little white rabbit huddled in the corner and watched the big villain He Ruge leave.

The big villain He Ruge said to himself in front of the screen: "Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, you idiot, so I am thankless, have I been regarded as a bad person?"

He sighed helplessly.

As soon as the words fell, gorgeous fireworks special effects suddenly appeared on the game interface, and the Love Mall officially opened!

He Ruge: "...?!"

*

Xi Guican looked at the candy in his palm, feeling very strange.

After he has a high position and power, although he can't be said to have a large family, there are countless people who give gifts, whether it is rare treasures or new mechas, everything is available.

No one alone would give such a "shabby" gift.

Just play house.

He looked down at his tiny paws and didn't think he could be abducted by a candy.

The person in front of him seemed a little disappointed. The person put the candy on the ground, got up and left, closing the door gently, and Xi Guican suddenly thought of the word gentle.

The iron door was closed again, and everything returned to darkness. When vision is weakened, other senses will be compensated. Xi Guican heard a gurgling sound from the next door, and that voice kept repeating "discomfort" and " Mom" two words.

Xi Guican remembers that on the 19th, the first victim of the experiment, the child cried all day, making noise in the dead of night, and then suddenly stopped crying. Xi Guican thought it was because the other party was tired from crying, until the staff disposed of the body, he Only then did I realize that the child was sick and died.

If this game is restored enough, the little bastard on the 19th will soon die silently, just like other children in the orphanage, no matter how hoarse they were during their lifetime, their death will not cause the slightest disturbance in the outside world.

It's just a game, he won't be overwhelmed with compassion and want to save others.

The little white tiger turned over indifferently and squeezed his left ear, but the cries continued to pour into his right ear.

Xi Guican sat up abruptly.

It's not that I'm overwhelmed with sympathy, I just think he's too loud.

The pink meat pad fiddled with the candy, the little white tiger threw the candy into the air, and the tiger tail followed closely behind and aimed at the candy——

As if after precise calculations, the candy passed through the tiny air hole and fell into compartment 19 with a snap.

"Hey!!!" The little rabbit yelled in horror.

After a while, there was another happy whine, "Sweet~" The very coaxable little rabbit stopped crying.

Xi Guican lay silently in the cotton nest, her blue eyes suddenly turned cold, like ice piercing to the bone.

People like them have never been treated tenderly in their short lives, so they can be easily coaxed by a candy.But many times, but can't wait for that candy, it's really sad and ridiculous.

Can, sad, can, laugh.

The tip of the tongue suddenly tasted a bit of bitterness, and in the dark compartment, an unspeakable sourness spread in the heart, and then spread along the internal organs, limbs and bones.

The sea of ​​spiritual consciousness rolled up another storm.

In a trance, he seemed to hear the sound of compartment 19 being opened, and the angry and frightened cries of the little rabbit sounded again.

I don't know what the bullying was.

[Drip——Severe fluctuations in the player's spiritual consciousness sea have been detected. For the sake of the player's health, the game will automatically cut off the spiritual link! 】

【three】

【two】

Amidst the mechanical sound of the system, a familiar voice sounded: "Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, you idiot, so I am thankless, have I been treated as a bad person?"

Such a soft tone, with a trace of helpless pampering, this is the gentleness that can bewitch people's hearts.

At that moment, the two iron walls separated the hustle and bustle, and the whole world seemed to quiet down. In the groggy darkness, there was a very soft sigh.

The soft sigh, like the autumn wind blowing away the dead leaves on the branches, blows away the depression in my heart.

Because of unmentionable memories, Xi Guican has always used the greatest malice to speculate on others, especially the people in the Xinghai Orphanage, who are so dirty that he can't help but vomit just thinking about it.

Xi Guican never believed that there were good people in Xinghai Orphanage, but... He Ruge was a special existence.

In the oppressive and dark iron cubicle, the young man pushed the door and entered, his eyes were lowered as if overlooking all living beings, his black hair and black eyes, his skin was like snow, black black, white white, so clean that he was not stained with dust.

There is one thing that Xi Guican doesn't want to say now, and he doesn't want to tell anyone in the future——

When the glasses fell off, the first time he saw He Ruge, he liked it.

[Drip - It is detected that the player's mental state is stable, stop the forced exit, and the game continues]

[Drip——The favorability has reached the minimum standard for starting the game, "One of Your Exclusive Lovers, Love at First Sight Chapter" is officially open!

This game is developed by the General Administration of Marriage Management of Three Thousand Worlds. In fact, marriage is already predestined in Three Thousand Worlds. Maybe your son of destiny is on another planet far away in time and space. What we can do is to cross time and space and bring you On the red line!

Marriage may be late, but never absent~

Your exclusive lover, He Ruge, will go on a romantic game journey with you~

Dear player, your different attitudes towards lovers will lead to different endings!If you want to get a mysterious and surprising ending, you need to have a lot of sweet interactions with your lover~

※I never believed in love, until I met you, I didn't realize that love is love at first sight. ※】

Xi Guican: "...?!"

The author has something to say: The pictures of Xi Guican's Zhengtai period are also posted on Weibo~

small theater:

Xi Guican: What kind of broken game is this? !Even if I die of illness!Jump off the mecha!There won't be any sweet interactions either!

Xi Guican: Really fragrant