What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge accepted the good person card with a dazed and flattered face. Next to the black-rimmed glasses, there were two options [put on glasses] and [take off glasses]. If it was in real life, He Ruge would 100% choose to wear glasses.

But facing the attitude of the little white tiger in the game, He Ruge decisively chose to take off his glasses, and clicked [Touch] nervously.

The attitude has changed from hostility to indifference, and the treatment should be improved.

20 No.

[Number 20 flexibly avoids your hand]

The little white tiger on the screen didn't scratch or bite, it just raised its head and gave it a contemptuous look.

without!have!quilt!beat!

He Ruge clicked [Dialogue] again full of anticipation.

20 No.

【The 20th is confused by your behavior】

The little white tiger sat upright in the cotton nest, staring at the person in front of him with blue eyes, he tilted his head expressionlessly, and his snow-white whiskers trembled slightly with the movement.

... It's shameful to be cute.

He Ruge pretended to calmly push his glasses, moved the mouse and clicked [Feed], the food options were only the candies from the novice gift pack.

【Amount of Consumed Candies＊1】

The hand with the unhealed scar was clenched into a fist, and under the vigilant gaze of the little white tiger, the palm was spread out, and there was a candy in the palm.

20 No.

[Number 20 smelled the scent, he did nothing and looked at you coldly]

The little white tiger realized that He Ruge had no intention of attacking, so he lay down on the cotton nest, his body was like white dough sprinkled with sesame seeds, his blue eyes were not as full of hostility as before, and he looked at the person in front of him lazily, rather dead The smell of fisheye.

I'm floating...

I want to steal him home.

He Ruge seriously reflected on himself. He just wanted to try [Dialogue] [Touch] [Feed] three times, but found that the time for 10 minutes of intimate interaction was up, so he could only walk out of the cubicle regretfully.

When leaving the cubicle, He Ruge thought that the little white tiger would jump up and take the opportunity to sneak away, but the little white tiger didn't do that. He lay down on the cotton bed and watched He Ruge leave very calmly, without even flicking his tail during the whole process.

*

Xi Guican lay down in the game cabin.

There are noisy human voices in my ears, the strong smell of blood lingers on the tip of my nose, and the damp coldness is endless. The highly realistic holographic game makes Xi Guican feel as if he is in reality.

He opened his eyes.

I saw the Xinghai Orphanage and the busy staff.

This is a game, Xi Guican clearly understands that everything he is experiencing now is a false game.

Because...he once destroyed everything here.

The skin on the back of the neck was gripped hard. In this 100% realistic holographic game, Xi Guican could feel the tingling pain and the feeling of being lifted up all over his body.He lowered his head and looked at his little paws kicking back and forth in the air.

It's not a sharp claw that can easily take life, but a small jiojio with tender pink pads.

Xi Guican was shocked for a moment.

His blue eyes widened.

Seeing the little white tiger's expression, the Huangfa staff couldn't help laughing. He raised the little white tiger up and looked closely at the little white tiger's appearance.

Xi Guican caught off guard and looked at the weasel, seeing the teasing in the weasel's eyes.

The last person who looked at him like this had his head knocked off long ago.

Restricted by his young body, Xi Guican could only regretfully bite the opponent, the mouth was full of bloody smell, which made him feel a little queasy.

Again.

This familiar nausea.

A swirling mental storm appeared in the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness, destroying his sea of ​​consciousness bit by bit.Once the mood fluctuates, his illness will start to attack.

Another staff member grabbed the back of his neck, and Xi Guican, who was tortured by illness and still physically disabled, gave him a paw.

Because of the whirlwind mental emptying disease, the game specially made by the Federation for his illness is this kind of broken game. When he fell ill, he was thrown into the iron compartment in a daze.

The existence that had trapped him for three months and made him so disgusted that he hated it!

This realization made Xi Guican almost explode, he wanted to rush out like a firecracker, but he bumped into the iron gate with a bang.

Xi Guican: "...!!!"

[Drip——Severe fluctuations in the player's spiritual consciousness sea have been detected. For the sake of the player's health, the game will automatically cut off the spiritual link! 】

【three】

【two】

【One】

[Successful logout and login! 】

The game cabin opened automatically, revealing the man's pale face, his brows were slightly frowned, and his thin lips were tightly pursed. The face imprisoned by illness had a sharp and fragile beauty.

His eyes suddenly opened, and the originally weak and sickly beauty instantly changed into an angry general. Xi Guican's pale skin was flushed with anger, and he punched the metal shell of the game cabin, which is called a military metal shell, and appeared Cracked like a spider web.

And Xi Guican's fist was unscathed.

He pulled out the optical computer chip on the game cabin, clicked on the game storage, and prepared to delete this broken game completely.

"Your Exclusive Lover"?

What a broken name!

Xi Guican dragged the game into the cleaning box, and then he became even more angry!Because he found that this hot chicken game cannot be deleted!

Xi Guican was so angry that he vomited blood.

It is true that he vomited blood. He should not be overjoyed or sad about his illness. Once there is a big mood swing, he will have a headache, vomit blood... and lose hair.

Xi Guican's prototype is already a bald tiger, and the hair of the human form is fairly thick, so he hasn't become a prototype for a long time.

Expressionlessly, he wiped the blood off his mouth with the back of his hand, picked up the optical brain and contacted the attending physician. As soon as he pressed the number, the other party picked up immediately, and a fat middle-aged man appeared in the void. The doctor sent to treat Xi Guican, Mao Zixie.

Mao Zixie's gaze fell on the uncleaned blood stains at the corner of Xi Guican's mouth, and he trembled with fright, with gray mouse ears protruding from his hair.The prototype of Mao Zixie is a drug-seeking mouse. He has superb medical skills, but his shortcoming is that he is too timid, especially when facing Xi Guican, who kills insects like hemp in Star Wars, he can't restrain himself.

Why did this ancestor fall ill again? It seems that he is still angry, my mother, I should not hit the muzzle of the gun.

"Xi, Major General Xi, are you okay?"

Xi Guican pointed at the game icon on the optical computer, and said coldly: "Why can't the game you gave me be deleted?"

Mao Zixie didn't even bother to wipe off his cold sweat, he said tremblingly: "This, this game is not given to you by us, Major General Xi, look, the "Game Therapy" next to "Your Exclusive Lover", this one It is a game we sent to you to cooperate with treatment."

The scene was very embarrassing.

Mao Zixie smiled and said: "Major General Xi, you usually play these love games. In fact, playing this kind of game is quite good, and it helps to relieve your mood."

Eyes like sharp blades slashed at Mao Zixie, scaring Mao Zixie until his tail popped out. When the light screen went dark, showing that Xi Guican ended the call, Mao Zixie collapsed on the chair as if collapsed, and became exhausted. A little squirrel, panting again and again.

Xi Guican on the other end of the optical brain stared at the game icon of "Your Exclusive Lover" scrutinizingly. Mao Zixie thought he downloaded this game, but Xi Guican never played games.

So... where did this game come from? Why is the Xinghai Orphanage in the game? Who are the forces behind this game? What are they trying to do?

Xi Guican silently found a brand new game cabin, and entered the game again.

He hates the unknown because it reminds him of some very bad memories.He wanted to take a look at this game, how much information about him had been collected, and what exactly did he want to do?

A dim iron cubicle appeared before his eyes again, and Xi Guican calmed down a lot this time. He lay down in the somewhat old cotton nest, looking down at his dirty paws.

Not washed.

Not even interested in licking paws.

This is broken game.

There was a scent of milk in the air, Xi Guican sniffled, the hunger of the holographic game was also 100% restored, this scent of milk is very attractive to Xi Guican now.

But even though he was so hungry, he felt nauseous.

As long as he thinks that they are people from the Xinghai Orphanage, even if it is a fake game character, he feels disgusted.

The lid was lifted, and a ray of light was thrown into the darkness from the round hole, and a richer milk fragrance permeated the air, while Xi Guican remained motionless, his blue eyes indifferent.

His lack of movement confused the staff member, who actually squatted down and put his face close to the round hole to observe the situation.

Isn't this rushing to beg for a slap in the face?

Xi Guican generously satisfied the other party, and after giving this idiot a paw, he was actually ready to go hungry.

In this ghost place before, it was common to be hungry.

However, to Xi Guican's surprise, the feeding bottle was stuffed into the compartment.

Maybe it was just grabbing the other party, Xi Guican's nausea eased a lot, he subconsciously licked his tongue, thinking about what kind of tricks the staff member was playing.

Is it to give him a sip and then quickly withdraw? This mentally handicapped behavior is very in line with the style of those people.

The little white tiger walked up to the bottle, opened its mouth fiercely, and then bit the pacifier hard!

If he really wants to take it away, he will try his best to suck it up, and see if he can take two more mouthfuls at the last moment!

With this thought in mind, Xi Guican drank milk like he was fighting a war, and his whole body entered a tenth-level alert state, even his ears stood up, but after drinking the milk, that person didn't make any small movements.

This is really - a waste of mood!

Xi Guican groaned angrily, greeted the idiot outside the door, and then stormed back to the cotton nest, trying to calm down.

Because once angry, he is the most uncomfortable.

These people don't deserve his anger.

"Number 20, hello."

The sudden conversation made Xi Guican so shocked that he forgot to be angry. He suspected that he had heard wrong, and couldn't help shaking his ears. He knew that he was now in the "Ice Project", and these staff members would avoid verbal communication with them. ,physical contact.

Sure enough, it's a game, not rigorous at all.

In the Ice Project he experienced before, he stayed in a closed compartment full of crying for three full months, and he never communicated with anyone from the beginning to the end.

"Can I talk to you?"

No, get out, I have nothing to say to you.

The people outside the door didn't get a response, as if they had left, Xi Guican suddenly felt that the world was much cleaner, even though the gurgling, jiggling, meowing, and wobbling that filled the room hadn't disappeared.

"Click."

The sudden bright light blinded Xi Guican's eyes for an instant, and the next moment, the iron door was quickly closed, and the uninvited guest ostentatiously appeared in front of Xi Guican, and stretched out a salty pig's trotter to him.

Xi Guican: "..."

Great, you managed to provoke my anger!

The little white tiger blew up again like a small firecracker, and wildly used the Maomao fist. In the chaos, he accidentally knocked off a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

When Xi Guican raised his paw again to hit someone, he saw that face that was not covered by anything outside.

The mind goes blank for a moment.

Xi Guican was speechless for a moment, unable to use any words to describe the face he saw. Apart from being beautiful, the words "shocking as heaven and man" popped up in his mind.

The protruding claws hesitated for a while, then retracted silently.

That hand stretched out again, Xi Guican originally wanted to hit someone, but looking at that face, he was a little bit hesitant to do so, so he avoided that hand with humiliation.Xi Guican doesn't feel that he is a face controler, but the face of the person in front of him has gone beyond the normal beauty category.

"Hello, number 20, my name is He Ruge, I want to talk to you, is that okay?"

Xi Guican: "..."

Do you think you can do whatever you want because you are good-looking? If you talk nonsense, I will really beat you.

The man didn't get a response, nor was he angry. He seemed to find something out of his pocket, clenched his fist and put it in front of Xi Guican's eyes, spreading his palm out, revealing the candy in his palm.

Xi Guican: "..."

The author has something to say: Xi Guican’s character design is posted on the author’s Weibo, interested little angels can go and have a look~

The author's Weibo: sweet painting boat

small theater:

He Ruge: [stroking] [talking] [feeding]

Xi Guican: This little idiot looks really good-looking