What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The hangover is painful, especially when He Ruge wakes up and sees the scary game notification at first glance:

[Drip——The time to block the monitor is up, it is detected that the player has not exited the compartment, and the small heart will be automatically consumed*1, and the blocking time will be extended]

……

[Your little love balance is insufficient, you are sent out of compartment 20]

He Ruge: "!!!"

Is this game the devil? !

The penniless He Ruge turned off the game tremblingly, his heart ached so badly that he couldn't breathe.

Emotionless coding machine: "Are you sober?"

He Ruge fell silent after opening the penguin.

The chaotic brain vaguely has an impression of what it did before, but the details are not very clear.

But it doesn't matter, the chat history is the best black history, as long as he wants to, he can always look back at the stupid things he said.

Emotionless coding machine: "It's already noon the next day, so you're still sleeping, aren't you?"

Ruge: "..."

Emotionless coding machine: "Hey, I'm awake. I can still type ellipses, and it seems that I can still code. Is my friend Riwan? Is Riwan my friend?"

Ruge: "... day."

A code word machine without emotion: "Don't call me a machine, I'm so used to it~"

Ruge: "...Jiji."

Emotionless code word machine: "Shut up! Don't call me that name! Code me!"

After typing the words, He Ruge opened the game. He looked at his little love heart and was silent for a long time.Without little love, you can't block the monitor, and if you can't block the monitor, you can't have intimate interaction, and if you can't have intimate interaction, there will be no little love.

Well, a perfect endless loop.

He Ruge has no choice but to fast forward.He fast-forwarded another seven days, and at the same time that the No. 16 experimental subject died, He Ruge got a new pink gashapon.

Click on the pink gashapon with the mouse, and the red streak on the leg is warm again, He Ruge stares at the red streak, the red streak glows and then becomes dim.

He looked up and saw the new rare item "Love Fortune".

This is the third time, the third time I have drawn a rare item.And he was sober just now, without blinking during the whole process, sure and sure, the red lines really glowed.

Maybe, maybe, maybe I really... got a golden finger?

From then on, you can embark on the road of making a fortune selling top-quality equipment?No, it should be winning the lottery and getting rich overnight.

He Ruge remembered the lottery ticket he bought yesterday, the draw date is today, if his guess is true, then he-

Never use Riwan again! ! !

Words must be well-coded, and writing is love. To write until the world is full of love, daily life is too hard, daily work is very comfortable.

He Ruge excitedly opened the outlet with a turbulent heart, and then backed out with a blank expression on his face.

Did not win the lottery.

It's nice to dream.In this materialistic society, people's hearts are cold and heartless, only daydreams have a trace of warmth left.

He Ruge recalled his previous guess about the red stripes. The red stripes can increase his luck, but they can only be used once a day. He drew two items in the game yesterday, and he may have squandered all the luck yesterday. up.And the lottery ticket was bought yesterday, so the red streak didn't play a role.

If the red streaks really affect the luck value, he can buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

After He Ruge sorted out the matter of Hong Wen, the fear of the unknown began to dissipate in his heart, replaced by some unreal joy.

Luck is too illusory, like a gift from the sky, but does the sky really drop pie?

If this world really has golden fingers like red stripes, then what is the reason for its existence?What makes it work?There must be a reason why red streaks can only be used once a day.

Maybe it is just enough energy to absorb and use once a day.The red streaks grow on his legs, could it be to absorb his vitality?

He Ruge was startled by this guess.

Riches are precious, and life is more expensive.Before he finds out the use of the red stripe, he should not use it without restriction.

He Ruge stopped thinking about it, he pushed the mirror frame and looked at the new rare item, a pink card.

[name]: love fortune

[quality]: rare

[Evaluation]: This is a divination tool to test marriage and fortune. The result may not be 100% accurate.

"Instructions for use: tell the type of person you like on the screen"

"Restriction: Can only be used once"

Does this game cover such a wide range of rare items?Could it be another prop to cheat Krypton? He Ruge accidentally clicked on the Marriage Test website before. He filled in his birth date seriously, and when he clicked to measure, he jumped out of the payment interface.

Poverty can always make He Ruge reject feudal superstition.

He Ruge hesitated for a while, and the figure of a male god in military uniform appeared in his mind when the game opened. He whispered to the screen: "You must be handsome."

If you don't have a handsome paper lover, then what kind of relationship is there? How nice is a paper lover, who is sexy and seductive in a military uniform, and can even turn into a little white tiger to show off.

"You don't have to have a good temper." Because he has a good temper himself.

"But be nice to me." Even if a person has been alone for many years, occasionally he will be caught off guard by the sudden surge of loneliness.

It was as if I was drunk and lay down on the computer desk all night. When I woke up, I was dizzy, my back was sore, and when I struggled to straighten up, I felt helpless for a moment.

He also had extravagant hopes, a thin blanket draped over his back, a cup of hot tea handed to him, or a belated hug.

It's like he's... never been hugged.

What does it feel like to be hugged?Will it be warm?It must be very warm.

"To like each other."

With the corners of his lips slightly raised, He Ruge smiled slightly, "You need to have money."

The mouse clicked on the pink card, and the card spun around a few times. When it stopped, small pink characters appeared on the screen.

【Marriage】: peach blossom luck

【Fortune】: Wangfu fate

[Joking language]: Your ideal person is a world-class hero, one day you will bring colorful bubbles to find him, and from now on, we will stay together and grow old together.

Obviously the meaning is very good, but He Ruge always felt that there was something weird, he turned over the results several times, and suddenly found something wrong——

Vanves life!

This game is really for girls, right? Not only is the gender of the capture target restricted to death, even the results of the marriage test are for girls.

After He Ruge complained about the spicy chicken game, he still felt something was wrong.What is wrong?

- Must be handsome.

The decisive words he said earlier sounded in his mind.

He Ruge: "...?!"

Why the first reaction is to be handsome, shouldn't it be beautiful? !

Sure enough, the game has a subtle influence on people's thinking and cognition, and it's all because the game has misled him. He Ruge believes that he is still a straight man of steel.

After comforting himself, He Ruge re-entered the game. Because he didn't have a little love, he could only fast-forward, and soon got eight unopened pink capsules, and directly fast-forwarded to the end of the first experiment.

["Ice Project" ended successfully

Total experiment duration: 91*24 hours

Survival rate: 10%

Surviving subjects: No. 19, No. 20

Your performance in the experiment: excellent (did not violate the experiment regulations, successfully prevented the weasel from harming the experimental subject)]

[Your outstanding performance in the "Ice Project" was affirmed by Scorpion, and you got the opportunity to participate in the second experiment "Death Wings"

This is an evil and crazy organ transplant experiment. The fallen people of the Xinghai Orphanage believe that the insect wings are the core of the Zerg's power. Because of the insect wings, the Zerg with low intelligence and high strength can fight against mechs with flesh and blood. If they succeed Crack the Zerg's genetic code and spiritual knowledge to create a perfect fighting machine

Wings of Death, when Death spreads his wings and soars in the sky, the sun will also be covered by it.]