What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

After drinking a bottle of beer, He Ruge was already very drunk, he put down the bottle in a daze, and reached out to touch his reddened face.

very hot.

He Ruge said to himself: "I... was cooked..."

The nonsense was interrupted by a sudden belch, He Ruge rubbed his belly in confusion, and looked hesitantly at the unopened bento.

Too strange.Haven't eaten yet, yet hiccupped?Could it be that you are full of joy?

He Ruge smirked, and after laughing, he opened the still warm bento. No matter how full the stomach is, the bento must be eaten. He specially bought the most expensive bento, and his conscience would hurt if he wasted it.

He ate the bento bite by bite, and when He Ruge stood up, he was top-heavy and almost unsteady.

It's really strange, why is the room shaking, is there an earthquake?He Ruge walked blankly leaning on the wall, staggered to the computer, and saw a bunch of unread messages from friends on Penguin.

Emotionless code word machine: "Congratulations on joining V!"

Emotionless coding machine: "Are you ready for the explosive update after joining V?! Don't forget what you said after joining V!"

In the silent room, in the midday sun, the heart soaked in wine became sentimental for some reason.

Ruge: "Jiji, thank you for always supervising me every day, helping me read the manuscripts, and helping me find the shortcomings of the articles."

Bit by bit of the past came to mind, He Ruge typed: "Without you, I wouldn't be where I am today, good friend, let's walk together for the rest of our lives."

Emotionless coding machine: "...Fuck, what kind of machine, who is the machine, are you stimulated or drunk?"

Ruge: "Jiji, I..."

Emotionless coding machine: "Don't call me machine!"

Ruge: "Jiji, I'm not drunk, I just drank a little beer."

Emotionless coding machine: "Ah—drunk people say they are not drunk, you are obedient, now go to bed and sleep."

Ruge: "But Jiji, I want to play a game."

An emotionless coding machine: "Ancestor, you are so drunk, why are you still playing games?"

Ruge: "If no one feeds the little white tiger, he will be hungry."

An emotionless coding machine: "...Okay, you win, I allow you to play for half an hour, and you have to go to bed after half an hour, otherwise I will make wine-brewed pigeons for your readers!"

He Ruge, who was approved, was very happy, so drunk, he still hadn't forgotten to adjust the game time, he supported his drowsy head with one hand, and clicked the mouse with the other hand to feed the cubs.

Now there are only five cubs left, and they were immediately fed to the little white tiger.

The compartment on No. 20 opened, and when the sleepy drunk eyes saw the little white tiger, they immediately opened wide.He Ruge took a closer look at the little white tiger, the tip of his nose was almost touching the screen, he smiled softly, "Baby, you are so cute."

The little white tiger sitting in the cotton nest trembled in shock, and looked at He Ruge in shock.

He Ruge didn't click on the option of intimate interaction, he rubbed his sore and swollen temples, thinking that the frame on the bridge of his nose was too heavy, so he took off his glasses.

really weird.

Why are there two little white tigers on the screen?

He Ruge rubbed his eyes, and took a closer look again. There were still two little white tigers, and the two little white tigers had expressions of "sun dog", dazed and terrified, blue eyes flickering, and small claws seemed to be hot. Jio generally moves around.

So cute.

He Ruge was laughed at cutely.Two little white tigers are twice as cute, ah, he likes them.

"Two tigers, two tigers~ run fast~ run fast~"

The little white tiger sitting in the cotton nest shook its little head like a rattle, as if to see where the extra tigers were.

Tap the little white tiger's ears with your fingertips, "One has no ears~"

The bud-like tiger ears drooped down, and the blue eyes looked innocently and confused at the person in front of him.

"One without a tail~"

The slender fingers pointed towards the tail like a dragonfly touching water, and poked the chubby little butt by the way.The little white tiger frowned instantly, staring at He Ruge in embarrassment and annoyance.

He Ruge smiled softly, "It's so strange~ It's so strange~"

He was so drunk that he managed to sing the lyrics before falling asleep in front of the computer desk.

*

The last time he was in the bathroom, Xi Guican found that the number of surviving experimental subjects was very small. This time, he listened to He Ruge feeding other experimental subjects. Apart from him, there were only four experimental subjects left.

The game should be sped up.Xi Guican analyzed calmly.

The Ice Project lasts for three months. If he doesn't speed up, he will be forced to experience the previous experience in three months. Even if Ruge is there, he will still be extremely aggrieved.

Presumably the bugs encountered before are also loopholes in the acceleration of the game.

The slightly procrastinating footsteps stopped, and the iron door was slowly pushed open, revealing a... flushed face?

The thin blush on his face has not faded, it is not the blush from the heat after exercise, nor is it because of embarrassment.

Colors that are hard to describe.

The white skin is stained with a powder like peach blossoms in March, and the neck is light pink, and the light powder smudges all the way up, as if superimposed, from the lips, to the tip of the nose, to the cheeks, as if flying red Xia, gorgeous to eye-catching.

Xi Guican has always known that He Ruge is good-looking, so clean that he can't play with it, so transparent, it seems that if he touches it more, it will stain the pure white.

But at this moment, the person in front of him felt completely different.

Juicy red.

Except for white... red unexpectedly suits him.

The body that was dyed red was soft and soft, and it was not easy to walk. When it came to Xi Guican's eyes, all the movements were played in slow motion, but when He Ruge stood still, he suddenly leaned over The action is amazingly fast.

Carrying a scent of wine, He Ruge bent down and approached Xi Guican without any warning. When that flushed face enlarged for a moment, Xi Guican was a little helpless, and his whole body froze like a frightened little animal. The hair on the back will explode with the trembling nerves.

too close.

He was so close that he bumped into those slightly drunk black eyes unsuspectingly, the sparkling moist eyes seemed to contain some kind of wine, sweet and irresistible wine.

The hot air from the tip of his nose sprayed on Xi Guican's face. It was the smell of wine, but it was different from ordinary wine, mixed with a subtle aroma. His lips opened and closed, and Weiming's excited and frivolous words came over: "Baby, you are so cute."

Because of drunkenness, her pronunciation was somewhat slurred, but the word "baby" was articulated clearly.

baby.

Xi Guican seemed to hear a loud bang in his mind, it was the sweetness of a crashing mountain.

The bright red lips opened and closed again, and the beautiful words floated out briskly, like fine wine pouring down from a crystal glass. When the singing voice poured into the eardrums, there was a kind of peaceful and tolerant energy that appeared with the singing, as gentle as The wind is as inclusive as the sea, it pours into Xi Guican's sea of ​​spiritual consciousness little by little.

The sea of ​​spiritual consciousness that was riddled with holes was shaken, all the pain was swept away, and the damaged area was gently repaired. Xi Guican had never felt so peaceful and comfortable.

He seemed to have really become very small, turned into a little white tiger who couldn't even stand upright, and lay down in the gently shaking cradle. Someone was pushing the cradle while humming an unknown tune.

A finger touched his ear, and Xi Guican's ear immediately burned red after being touched. He was a little angry, but he couldn't get angry, because the singing beside his ears was so beautiful, and the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness bathed in such a beautiful The feeling under the singing is too comfortable.

He almost wants to forget all the troubles in the world...

But the finger poked his ass again.

Xi Guican finally glared at this aggressive guy, the young man laughed, his wet eyelashes drooped slightly, like a butterfly struggling in a sleepy net, He Ruge blinked slowly, the speed of blinking became slower and slower, until finally , the closed eyelashes did not tremble again, and he fell into a deep sleep as if he had no strength left.

The singing also stopped abruptly.

If it wasn't for the long-lost comfort and peace in the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness, all this would be like a dream.

The deep and shallow aroma of wine is still floating in the air, and in the dark compartment, there are fine dust floating up and down in the silted twilight.

The young man was lying on his side on the ground, he was in a deep sleep, Xi Guican saw that the thin red on the other's skin hadn't faded completely, it was rosy white, it was warm and soft white, with an inexplicable tinge sweet.

Long and curly eyelashes, bright red lips than usual.

The little white tiger leaned over as if being lured, and lightly touched the young man's cheek with its paws, it was warm... The little paws retracted immediately as if they were getting an electric shock.

But after a while, the little white tiger cautiously lowered his head again, he held his breath, and——

Kissed that lip.

is sweet.

Sweeter than fruit candy, but also intoxicating, with the undispelled taste of wine, it is intoxicating.