What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The location of He Ruge's live broadcast this time is in the living room. He is wearing home clothes, with a wide neckline, and the hickey marks on his neck and collarbone can be seen at a glance, but He Ruge is completely unaware of this.

He lowered his head and stroked the small white bag hanging around his neck with his fingers. This angle made the drooping eyelashes look extraordinarily slender.When He Ruge raised his head, the young man in the live broadcast room had a ruddy complexion, not only did he not look haggard after recovering from a serious illness, but there was a lazy look in his brows and eyes.

"Long time no see." The usually clear and soft voice was a little hoarse at this moment, it was a hoarseness that would make people blush.

The barrage exploded in an instant:

"Ahhh what did I see?! A living male god?! Male god, I miss you so much! Without your live broadcast, I will lose motivation to play games tomorrow!"

"...grass, strawberries?"

"Male god, have you recovered from your illness? How is your body? Will the sea of ​​mental consciousness feel uncomfortable?"

"Damn it! Why did you let me see this ahhhhhhh!"

"I don't believe it's a hickey, it must be ringworm, right?"

"Everyone, let's shake the number and jump off the building. I will single you both. Don't burden the registration in hell."

"I really want to interview the marshal, what does a mermaid taste like!"

"This voice, ah, I'm dead, Xiao Huangge written in blood alone!"

"Two blood books!"

"Three blood books!"

……

He Ruge didn't react until he saw the barrage, he hurriedly found a coat to cover the hickey, in this way, it felt like there was no 300 taels of silver here.

Fortunately, Eggy couldn't see anything.He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief.

He set the blocking words to "hickey", "strawberry", "little yellow song" and so on, so that He Ruge could not see most of the discussions about the overturned car.The deceitful behavior gave He Ruge the courage to continue the live broadcast, "Thank you for your concern, my illness has improved..."

"It's been a long time since I told you a story. The fairy tale I want to share with you today is "Thumbelina."

"Once upon a time there was a woman who gave a witch three silver coins and got a magical seed. The seed took root and sprouted, and a flower burst into bud. The woman kissed the bud, and while she was kissing, the flower bloomed."

"In the very center of the flower, on the green pistil, sits a petite girl. She looks white and tender, and is lovely. She is less than half the length of a thumb, so people call her Thumbelina. ..."

He Ruge told this fairy tale, and involuntarily reached out to touch the small bag hanging around his neck.Eggy is smaller than Thumbelina, if you write a fairy tale with Eggy as the protagonist, then the title of the book can be called "Pearl Eggy", or "Nail Covered Eggy".

He Ruge wants to double open.Although the book "I've Been Strong" is still serialized, only the beginning has been written, and there is no end in sight, but the Interstellar Novel website has no strict rules for updates, and it doesn't matter if he writes another one.

After reading the story, He Ruge originally wanted to end the live broadcast, but he was caught by a bullet screen:

"I'm terminally ill, and before I die, I want to be flopped by the male god, is that okay?"

He Ruge didn't think too much, he read the ID's name, and said softly, "Come on."

This is He Ruge's first time flipping a fan's brand, and immediately there are a large number of followers: "I, terminally ill, male god, flip the card."

He Ruge looked at the words on the screen with a calm expression and far-sighted eyes.Good health, he thought.

After the live broadcast, He Ruge put Dandan on the small handmade bed, making sure that the small pillows and quilts were placed properly.Although he can't tell whether an egg has a head or a butt.

The color of the ball at the moment is a tranquil white, it seems to be a little bigger than in the morning, but it seems to be gone.He Ruge stroked the eggshell lightly, and there were pink ripples where the fingertips touched it. In order to avoid half pink but not pink, He Ruge touched the egg from the beginning to the end.

This is amazing, he thought as he touched it.There is a life conceived in the egg, which is not as big as a thumb, and this life flows the blood of him and Xi Guican.So what is more like him?Or more like Xi Guican?

After He Ruge prepared, he made an appointment with Xi Guican that they took turns taking care of Dandan every day to ensure that the contact time between Dandan and them was exactly the same.

While waiting for Xi Guican to return home, He Ruge fell asleep and had another dream.Since having this egg by his side, the frequency of his dreams has skyrocketed.

This dream is related to the fairy tale told during the live broadcast.

He Ruge dreamed that he received a seed, and the seed needed to be watered by his tears.It was tears, not pearls.But He Ruge has become a mermaid now, no matter how much she cries, when the tears come out of her eyes, she will turn into pearls.

what can we do about it?

So he decided to go back to the past to collect the tears He Ruge shed before becoming a mermaid.

He Ruge went back to a long, long time ago. He saw a woman going to a temple to burn incense and worship Buddha. The woman said that she was barren and that she wanted a child.

Amidst the smog, Baoxiang's majestic statue has a compassionate expression.His eyes penetrated the courtyard wall and the woods, and fell on a koi in the wishing pond in the back mountain.

The koi turned into a stream of light and fell into the belly of the kneeling woman.

The woman didn't notice anything unusual. She walked out of the temple and returned home. Her husband thought she was infertile and wanted to divorce her.She cried endlessly, desperately trying to persuade her to stay, and even knelt down and begged bitterly.She also knelt down to worship the gods and Buddhas in this way, and begged the gods and Buddhas in the sky to give her a child. Now she knelt down and begged her husband in the same posture.

However, the husband was not moved at all.That is a man who is good enough, except that he is too cold and regards women as a tool to carry on the family line, other conditions are better than most people.Maybe that's why women can't accept divorce.

But they finally divorced, and the husband gave the woman a considerable amount of property, and married a new wife in less than a month.The woman can't get out of the shadow of divorce. She often goes to an orphanage, wants to adopt a child from there, and wants to tell her ex-husband that they can adopt a child.

She seemed to be dazed.After the divorce, she lost a lot of weight, but her belly was bulging little by little.The belly was not obvious in the first few months, and the woman was convinced that she would not be pregnant, so she never associated the bulging belly with pregnancy.

At this time, she was trying to get out of the shadows. When her belly was too big to ignore, she suspected that she had some strange disease. When the doctor told her that she was pregnant, the woman was ecstatic.She called her ex-husband and told the man she was pregnant.

However, the ex-husband's new wife is also pregnant.

Afterwards, a lot of things happened, the woman was spread rumors and was indiscreet, cheated in marriage... Because she was pregnant, she resigned to raise the child, she was reluctant to kill the child, she thought, it would be good for her to raise the child by herself.

The new wife was afraid that the woman's child would compete with her child for family property when she grew up, so she designed a car accident.

In this dream, the woman's face was always covered with something like fog, making it difficult to see clearly.He Ruge couldn't see the woman's painful expression clearly, but he could see the woman's trembling hands protecting her abdomen.The blood wetted everything, so much blood seemed to dye the whole dream red.

The woman murmured, child, my child...

The woman who was seven months pregnant died in a car accident, but the child survived by luck.

The new wife put the child in an orphanage.

It was the orphanage that He Ruge was familiar with, He Ruge was stunned.The crying of the baby never stopped, the tears kept rolling down, He Ruge used the flowerpot to catch the tears in a daze, one drop after another fell on the seeds, the seeds took root and germinated, and red buds popped out in an instant.

Just like the fairy tale he read today, He Ruge gently kissed the flower bud, the flower bud bloomed silently, and there was a pink egg the size of a pearl in the center of the flower stamen.

He Ruge looked down at this egg, his eyes were sad and gentle, he didn't know who he was talking to: "So it's like this..."

He Ruge was woken up by Xi Guican's shaking, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xi Guican's anxious gaze, "What's wrong with you? Did you have a nightmare?"

As soon as Xi Guican came back, he found that He Ruge frowned, weeping silently, and golden pearls kept falling on the bed.

"It's nothing, I just dreamed about the past. Has Taotie solved it?" He Ruge changed the subject.

Xi Guican nodded.He didn't tell He Ruge, how he tortured Taotie, made that evil monster want to live or die, and killed him after venting the depression in his heart.He Ruge doesn't need to know these things.

He Ruge lifted the quilt and pulled Xi Guican into the quilt, "You should know what the golden pearl is for, right?"

"A golden pearl can bring good luck to the holder." Xi Guican found that He Ruge didn't intend to confide in it, nor did he ask the bottom line.

He Ruge picked up all the golden pearls, "That's great, I will give each cub a golden pearl."

"What about me?" Xi Guican asked a little unhappy, he also wanted to have the golden pearl.

He Ruge hurriedly picked out a golden pearl for his jealous lover, but Xi Guican was not satisfied: "One is not enough, I want two."

"Give it to you, give it to you." He Ruge begged for it.

Only then did Xi Guican nodded in satisfaction, and accepted the pearl.He took off his coat and said, "When do you want to go to Seventeen Stars? Fuxi told me that Zhizhi really wants to see you and miss his little friends from Seventeen Stars. If we go to Seventeen Stars, Zhizhi wants Come with us."

"Tomorrow then, I really want to see Ruan Ruan and them." He Ruge lay on his side, looking at the man's strong chest, the body that was as pale as a marble statue had several red marks on it, which were all due to his return at the banquet yesterday. The imprint left on Can's body was just like the one Xi Guican left on him.

"Are you looking at me?" Xi Guican seemed to have eyes behind his back, and asked suddenly after pulling out his belt.

He Ruge made a silent movement, and quietly pointed to the small bed on the bedside table.The small bed was as big as a palm, at first Xi Guican thought it was a small bowl filled with cotton wool, but when He Ruge pointed it out, he realized that Eggy was listening to them in the corner.

"...Trouble." Xi Guican muttered, and covered Eggy with a silencing spell, then he turned his head and said with a smile: "No one will bother us now."

As a result, he was turned into a red wave.