What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge never thought that he and Xi Guican would have a... cub.He pinched the bridge of his nose, exhaled lightly, and fell into thought while looking at the two options.

This game is really a one-stop service, from falling in love to having children, and even sex life is considered.

He Ruge didn't know whether to accept it or not.He likes children, but he doesn't know if he can be a qualified father.He doesn't have a normal family, and he's afraid that he won't be able to give that child the atmosphere of a family.

But he didn't want to deny the child's arrival.He doesn't really care about having offspring. After all, he and Xi Guican don't have a throne to inherit, so he won't look for a surrogate.But when this child was about to come to this world, he couldn't bear to refuse.

The originally planned future became in a hurry because of this accident, but fortunately, he was not alone in facing all this.

He Ruge poked Xi Guican who was sleeping beside him, the man closed his eyes, grabbed his finger and put it in his mouth, Huya lightly bit He Ruge's fingertips, then stretched out his long arm, imprisoning He Ruge in his mouth in the arms of.After completing this series of flowing movements, Xi Guican didn't even lift his eyelids.

He Ruge was a little funny. He was originally in high spirits, but when his face was pressed against Xi Guican's chest and he felt the warmth of a small stove, he gradually became drowsy and dragged He Ruge into a sweet dream.

In the dream, he and Xi Guican had an egg, and they took turns incubating the egg. When it thundered and rained, the egg would tremble, so Xi Guican had to spread his wings to wrap him and the egg. Eggy, Xi Guican hugged him, only with a double sense of security would Eggy stop trembling.

It can be said that he is a very squeamish Eggy. This Eggy is not only squeamish, but also very difficult to hatch. The two of them hatched until the age of time before Eggy broke out of its shell, revealing a little monster with a fish head and a tiger body...

He Ruge was startled awake.

Xi Guican also got up, and picked up pearls on the bed with his back facing He Ruge, the pearls he picked up this time were all pink, the pink pearls were the size of a fingernail, very round.Xi Guican stared at Pink Pearl with a strange expression.

The game told him the purpose of the pink pearl.The pink pearls produced by koi are naturally not as simple as being used as decorations. Put the pink pearls in a certain place, and the pearls will be fused and absorbed, which can not only repair, but also improve sensitivity and maintenance.

Very wonderful.

Holding a bunch of pink pearls, he looked at his lover who had just opened his eyes, and when he was pondering over the vocabulary and how to speak, He Ruge told him an even more exciting news: "Gui Can, we might have a baby."

Xi Guican: "???"

what child?Who was born?Can you conceive in one night?

He Ruge rewarded Xi Guican with the game, "Do you want this child?"

Xi Guican stared at the egg on the light screen, as if he could see the essence through the appearance.His sword eyebrows were tightly wrinkled, his thin lips were slightly pursed, and he looked serious on the surface but his mind was blank.

child?He and He Ruge's child?They will have a child?

Xi Guican never thought that there would be a child in his life, a child in his blood.What will that child be like?Was it perverted and bloodthirsty like the monster inside him?Or is he as weak and helpless as he was when he was a child?

If that was the case, he didn't want that kid to show up.Not at all.He didn't have any expectations for his past self, his young self.The little monster who experienced the darkness, was imprisoned in the darkness, and finally left the darkness has bid farewell to the present him, and there is no need to come back.

"Gui Can?" He Ruge's soft calling came from next to his ear, Xi Guican raised his eyes and stared blankly at his lover, looking at He Ruge's eyebrows, suddenly remembered the little He Ruge in play therapy.

With a palm-sized face and a chubby fishtail, he can call Mr. Xi in a childlike voice, lying on his belly like a caring little padded jacket.

Xi Guican's gaze softened instantly, he touched He Ruge's face, and said softly, "Do you want this child?"

"...I don't know, I should want it." He Ruge leaned his head on Xi Guican's shoulder, with a slight smile on his face: "I hope this child is like you, both in character and appearance."

Xi Guican raised his eyebrows in surprise, and asked, "Why?"

"Because Miaomiao is so cute, the little white tiger is so cute that my heart melts." His lover smiled.

There was a strange throbbing in Xi Guican's heart. He lowered his head and kissed He Ruge's brow, and said in a low voice, "Then half will be like you, and half will be like me." very good.

He Ruge raised his head and looked at him, with bright black eyes, "Then shall we click to accept?"

"it is good."

Together they click accept.

[Drip~Eggy is being delivered~Please wait patiently~]

wait?Will it be delivered to your door like a courier?What should I do if it is damaged in transit?He Ruge couldn't help becoming worried, when he was thinking wildly, the pink pearl in Xi Guican's hand attracted his attention.

He Ruge looked at the pink pearl that he cried out, feeling a little complicated, "Let's find a bottle and put it in."

"You don't need to pretend, you can use it now." Xi Guican said.

When He Ruge was about to ask how to use it up, he saw Xi Guican's stern face stained with an unnatural blush.He Ruge, who has excellent brain power, was blessed in an instant. He looked at Xi Guican in disbelief. After Xi Guican came over and explained the use of pink pearls to him, He Ruge had an unexpected and reasonable feeling. Feel.

This is really in line with the style of this game... It is also equipped with after-sales service, which is very considerate.

He Ruge wanted to say bluntly that he didn't need it, but Xi Guican understood his situation very well.After the ridiculous scene, He Ruge's legs were trembling slightly, and the bed sheet was wet, Xi Guican got up to change the bed sheet.He Ruge sat on the bed with a blushing face. He felt that there was still a pink pearl that hadn't melted. It had an amazing sense of existence. It was probably a bad pearl, something went wrong.

Taking advantage of Xi Guican's inattention, he reached out to grab the pearl under the cover of the quilt.Because it was too slippery and too deep, he had some difficulty buckling it.It felt muddy to the touch, even though no one was looking at him, He Ruge still felt anxious.He bit the corner of the quilt and took out the "pearl" in one go.

As a result, when he saw "Pearl", He Ruge was dumbfounded.It was a pocket-sized egg, the size of a fingernail, with small granular black spots on the milky white shell.

If he didn't guess wrong... this is probably the egg of him and Xi Guican.

Before Xi Guican found out, He Ruge hurriedly wiped the egg clean.When Xi Guican turned around, he saw his lover with red ears and the pocket egg in his lover's palm.

[Eggy’s growth is inseparable from the careful care and close company of the players. If you want Eggy to hatch as soon as possible, you must work hard to hatch~]

[Hatching Guide:

① Players should always have physical contact with the balls, and can't put the balls in the corner to accumulate dust

② Players should communicate with Dandan frequently, and they cannot pretend to be deaf to Dandan

③ Players should do a good job of cleaning the balls

④ Players can use aura to feed eggs]

【Kind tips:

①The color of the eggshell will change accordingly, white represents peace, red represents anger, pink represents shyness, yellow represents happiness, blue represents sadness, purple represents fear, black represents despair...

②When you don’t have a good name, you can give Dandan a nickname first, which is conducive to cultivating Dandan’s self-awareness

③Excellent egg teaching can make children win at the starting line

④Before the egg breaks, no one can predict what the cub inside the egg will look like. The appearance of the cub is related to the length of contact with the player. More like player Xi Guican and vice versa

⑤ If the testicle is exposed to too much negative emotion, it is likely to become a bad egg

⑥Eggy and the cubs can be properly played

⑦Eggs will gradually grow bigger with the passage of time]

[I wish players a happy egg raising! 】

He Ruge and Xi Guican's eyes focused on the pocket-sized ball. Under the watchful eyes of the two fathers, the ball slowly turned pink.

Xi Guican: "...Why are there pockmarks on its shell?"

The pink on the eggshell faded like a tide and was replaced by a melancholy blue.The egg is self-closing.

Xi Guican: "...delicate."

The blue color is getting thicker and darker, and it tends to turn into black. He Ruge hastened to make amends before the balls turned black: "How can this be called pockmarks? They are obviously cute little freckles."

Eggy turned into a little pink egg again.

Xi Guican: "... Tsk."

"Okay, you don't want to compete with an egg." He Ruge came out to talk to Si Ni, "You said it's better to give it a nickname. What do you think is a better nickname?"

Xi Guican thought for a while, "A little bit?"

He Ruge hummed suspiciously.

"Look at the small black dots on its eggshell." As soon as the words fell, the egg that had finally turned pink was about to turn blue again, He Ruge quickly interrupted Xi Guican, "Why don't you call it egg Well, it sounds cute." For things like nicknames, just do whatever you want.

The balls turned a shy pink again, sounding like they acknowledged the name.

Xi Guican still thinks that the name Diandian is better, but he will not be serious with an egg.Yes, he wasn't angry because the name Diandian was dismissed, not at all.

In order to complete the requirements in the egg hatching guide, they found a small white bag, put the eggs into the small bag, and hung the small bag around their necks.The balls are small, so there is no pressure to disguise them as a necklace.

For a moment, He Ruge felt that he was a kangaroo father.He touched the pouch, amused by his own thoughts.

After taking care of Dandan, He Ruge and Xi Guican finally left the bedroom, went downstairs to have a meal, and then talked about what happened during this period.He Ruge logged on to the star network before and searched, but the information he found was not comprehensive. After Xi Guican's supplementary explanation, he realized that he was attacked by Taotie, his mental consciousness was injured, and he was in a coma for two weeks.

Basically all the Taotie carriers were dealt with by Xi Guican, only one was caught.The caught fish was the Scarface Star Bandit who appeared in the game therapy, the new leader of the Scavenger.

"I didn't have the time and energy to check this carrier before. It happened that in the game, the game gave me information about this carrier. If the information given by the game is true, I can solve the last carrier today." Xi Guican Worried about long nights and many dreams, and also afraid that the information given by the game is time-sensitive. If after a period of time, the position of the carrier changes, this matter will become more difficult.

He Ruge pursed his lips, suppressed the worries in his heart, and said, "Okay."

Xi Guican saw He Ruge's worry. He originally wanted to kiss his lover, but after his eyes fell on the small bag hanging on He Ruge's chest, he was silent for a while, covered the bag with his hand, and then kissed He Ruge.

"The orphanage at Seventeen Stars has been built, and the cubs have already arrived there. Do you remember the kindergarten you went to in your dream? Those cubs came out in friendship."

After hearing Xi Guican's words, He Ruge turned on the optical brain to contact Ruanruan and the cubs. When the cubs found out that He Ruge really woke up, they were all overjoyed.He Ruge chatted with the cubs for a long time before ending the video call with everyone who was reluctant to leave.

"By the way, Zhizhi was adopted by Fu Xi. The day before yesterday, Zhizhi met his biological parents. His parents wanted to take Zhizhi home, but Zhizhi chose Fu Xi in the end. Fu Xi is an important member of the treasure hunting mouse family. With him taking care of Zhizhi, the resources that Zhizhi can obtain will also be the most top-notch existence." Xi Guican said.

He Ruge shook his head, nodded again, and said with a helpless wry smile: "This may be a blessing in disguise, so how can you know what is going on?" He originally wanted to say that the love of parents is irreplaceable, but in fact there is nothing that cannot be replaced of.

Xi Guican reached out to cover the small bag again, and then couldn't help biting the tip of He Ruge's nose. He bit down very lightly, not even leaving any red marks.For some reason, Xi Guican just wanted to take a bite.

It may be that the person in front of him looks too delicious.

He Ruge rubbed his nose, "Are you a dog?"

"I'm a tiger." Xi Guican shook out the tiger ears, he knew that He Ruge liked this kind of fluffy things the most.Sure enough, He Ruge stretched out his hands and grabbed his tiger ears, while pinching the tips of his ears, he muttered in a low voice: "Mr. Xi, you already know that you are a tiger, yet you still want to lie to a child and tell him that you are a white cat. "

Xi Guican obediently asked He Ruge to pull his ears, and said confidently: "If I didn't say that, would that kid really want to raise a cat?"

He Ruge was wronged for a while, afraid that Xi Guican's jealousy would be overturned, so he hurriedly promised: "They are all children who are ignorant. I am sure I only like Mr. Xi, the big white tiger."

"I remember what you said today, you only like me." Xi Guican said suddenly.

He Ruge didn't realize Xi Guican's seriousness at this time, so he nodded perfunctorily.

Having received the promise, Xi Guican left contentedly to clean up the last gluttonous carrier.He Ruge had Dandan hanging around his neck, he moved a recliner to the balcony, took the egg out of the small bag, held it in his palm and said softly: "Dandan, your father Xi is going to beat the bad guys, now it's just the two of us, Come, let's bask in the sun."

The afternoon sun will make people drowsy, He Ruge was tossed and tossed all over his face yesterday, even with the double cultivation method to help him replenish energy, he still couldn't stand it.

He Ruge folded his hands on his chest, and his balls were between his hands.Under the sunlight, the young man's skin was translucent and white, and the hickey marks on his skin were like flower petals falling on the fine snow, as if covered with a layer of cool floral fragrance.

An unknown tune was hummed softly by He Ruge, the young man's eyes were slightly closed, when the song stopped, his slender neck was slightly bent, He Ruge closed his eyes and fell asleep.

He had another dream, dreaming that his testicles had changed from the size of a fingernail to the size of a watermelon, and he could only carry the testicles on his back, day and night with great painstaking efforts to carry the testicles.Xi Guican always likes to touch the ball with his hands, but the big white tiger treats the ball as a ball and runs around the room rolling the ball.

After rolling and rolling, the egg broke out of the shell, good guy, this time it is a tiger head fish body.

He Ruge was once again woken up ugly.

After waking up, he almost couldn't find the ball, and in the end He Ruge found the ball on his collarbone.Other people's collarbone can raise goldfish, He Ruge's collarbone can raise balls.

After a false alarm, He Ruge decided to make a palm-sized bed so that he could put his balls in it.

After spending the whole afternoon making a small bed, He Ruge drank the nutrient solution to finish his dinner, and took out a small piece of energy spar from the energy spar storage room, and shared it with his eggs.

By this time, it was almost six o'clock. He Ruge remembered that he hadn't broadcast live for a long time, so he logged into the live broadcast website.As soon as he opened his live broadcast room, he was overwhelmed by overwhelming messages. During the period when He Ruge was in a coma, not only were there a lot of comments, but the previous videos of the live broadcast room also reached an astonishing amount of views.

A lot of comments were about He Ruge praying for blessings, and a steady stream of faith poured into He Ruge's body.

"Ahhh, I beg the god of the live broadcast to let Ruge recover, the believer is willing to donate ten catties of fat!"

"I have this, and I am willing to donate thirty catties!"

"I'll donate fifteen catties of fat too. Don't take the breasts, or you'll get sunken."

"Maybe you are so beautiful."

"Once upon a time, there was a mermaid in front of me. I didn't know how to cherish it. I thought he was a sensational Internet celebrity. I was wrong. I hate it so much. If I could hear the mermaid's natural voice, I would die without regret."

"It's delicious."

"Man, I miss you so much..."

"Is there any kind-hearted person who can explain to me why it is said that He Ruge is a mermaid that only exists in legends? Don't we interstellar races also have mermaids? I just came back from a trip to the mermaid planet a few days ago, and part of their animal shape is a fish head In person, it's exciting to get along with."

"Upstairs, were you deceived by the tour group to go to Mermaid Planet? The mermaids there look so anti-interstellar... It's really hard work for you. The upper body of the mermaid in the legend is human, and the lower body is a fish tail. It has the sound of nature! Why do you say it is a mermaid in the legend? Because the mermaid in Mermaid Star is completely different from the legend! I used to think that the legend was false. After seeing the male god, I realized that my ancestors were well-informed. And I'm ignorant..."

"I really think there are strange things everywhere in the military parade. Watching the video, I feel very weird. Why do the officials say that the guard of honor's attack on Ruge is a performance? If it is really a performance, why does Ruge pass out after singing? Sick?! I also suffered from the same disease as Marshal Xi! Isn’t this disease very rare? Why is it the same as Chinese cabbage now? It is reasonable to suspect that this is a conspiracy! Yes, my account has just been unblocked not long ago)”

"Brother upstairs, can you be tougher and remove the content in brackets? After adding it, the whole paragraph will collapse."

"Shh, don't talk about this topic, unless you don't want your account anymore. Anyone who is banned for talking about this topic will be banned, brother bracket, you are asking for blessings."

……

There are too many comments, He Ruge can't finish reading.What happened at the military parade, Xi Guican told him that the Federation is not going to let ordinary people know the existence of gluttony, so the public statement is that He Ruge suddenly fell ill.

He Ruge touched the Dandan hanging around his neck, and said, "Dandan, I'll tell you a story later." After speaking, he clicked to start the live broadcast.