What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

At this time, the night was dark, Xi Guican spread his wings and hugged He Ruge and flew into the sky, while He Ruge held the trembling treasure hunting mouse cub in both hands.

He Ruge clasped his hands together, and gently protected the treasure hunting mouse cub. It was his first time leading a person at high altitude, and he was afraid that the fluffy ball would accidentally fall from his hands.

As if it had absorbed the warmth of He Ruge's palm, the treasure hunter cub boldly looked down from between his fingers.

"What guess?" He Ruge asked curiously, remembering what Xi Guican said just now.

Xi Guican didn't answer right away, "Some things shouldn't be heard by people, even cubs."

The drug-seeking cub who was named was still looking down with He Ruge's finger. When he saw the darkness and heard Xi Guican's voice, he couldn't help but let out a trembling squeak, squeak With a sound, he collapsed on He Ruge's palm and pretended to be dead.

He Ruge picked up the treasure-hunting mouse cub and poured spiritual power into his throat. His warm black eyes quietly watched the cub in his palm. He Ruge sang a lullaby: "Sleep, sleep, my dear baby..."

The treasure hunting mouse cub rubbed its eyes with its small claws, and yawned softly. The cub was overwhelmed by drowsiness. He hadn't really fallen asleep for a long time. Feeling relieved, he curled himself into a ball, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"The task of the game is to let us find Mao Zhengqi's laboratory." The huge wings flapped slowly, and Xi Guican's voice was blown away by the wind, "The game reminds us that Mao Zhengqi's laboratory has human experiments. The problems we were troubled before, How to find this laboratory like a needle in a haystack."

He Ruge hummed lightly.

"Just now, I found out that our thinking was wrong." A gleam flashed across the blue eyes, "Why do we have to look for this laboratory instead of letting the people in the laboratory look for us?"

He Ruge: "???"

"I don't understand," he said honestly.

Xi Guican laughed softly, "That's another conjecture." The wind messed up his silver hair, and Xi Guican flew extremely fast, because now he doesn't need to control his speed to follow the gray pigeon, and he won't be too long. Being able to fly back to the Tower of Eternity, in the extremely short return time, Xi Guican first explained his first conjecture for He Ruge.

"Do you still remember the pigeons, elephants, and mice in the animation?"

He Ruge nodded.

"The pigeon finds the bad guys, and Shang Qi finds the bad guys. What did Shang Qi use to find the bad guys today?" Xi Guican followed the persuasion, and He Ruge blurted out: "The instrument of good and evil!"

"The pigeon told Xiang the news about the bad guy, and Shang Chaoqi told Xiang Zhongzheng the news about the bad guy. How would he tell Xiang Zhongzheng the news about the bad guy?"

Wu Chengdeng's answer echoed in Xi Guican's mind: It seems to be some kind of criminal information system discussed with Xiang Zhongzheng.

The parrot told him uncertainly.

"It is through a monitoring system composed of good and evil instruments. This detection system may also include a system of criminal information." The fog gradually cleared, and Xi Guican's thoughts became clearer and clearer, "Xiang Zhongzheng is a judge, he permissions are sufficient to query these systems. Then there is another critical issue—”

"The elephant in the animation stunned the bad guys. Xiang Zhongzheng made these bad guys lose their ability to move. How can Xiang Zhongzheng make these people lose their ability to move? He is just a judge, and he is only in charge of the trial. The judge who killed the criminal with his own hands I am no longer a judge, but an executioner." The thought that was suddenly enlightened was obscured by thick fog.

He Ruge suddenly said: "No, the elephant in the animation didn't hurt those bad guys, he just knocked them out. The real executioner is the rat, Mao Zhengqi killed them."

"Mao Zhengqi killed the bad guys...Healer's heart...Human experiments..." He Ruge murmured, he read faster and faster, and seemed to realize something in a flash, so he took a breath: "Go back Can, do you think there is a possibility that those bad guys were used by Mao Zhengqi for human experiments?"

He still remembers Yu You's comment to Mao Zhengqi, use meat as soil, water it with blood, let the flowers of sin bear good fruits.

Using sinful people to do human experiments, those experimental products are the flowers of sin, and the results of the experiments are the fruits of goodness.

"This is one of my conjectures." After Xi Guican saw the Tower of Eternity not far away, he flapped his wings vigorously again, appearing on the ladder as if teleporting.He Ruge stood on a higher step, while Xi Guican was four steps behind, so that they could look at each other at the same level.

He Ruge set up a barrier to shield the outside world.

"My second guess is related to the Good and Evil Ritual. The remaining Qiongqi instinct tells me that the Good and Evil Ritual is full of evil spirits, and many formations require such malicious and evil things to form formations."

"Do you remember the shadow in the animation?"

Of course He Ruge remembered that weird shadow, he thought that shadow monster symbolized Taotie.

"From the very beginning, the pigeons have stood in the shadows to observe the bad guys. And tonight, Shangchao Qi used the good and evil instrument to observe the bad guys."

Xi Guican raised his hand that crushed the instrument of good and evil, his hand with distinct bones and pale skin was immersed in the night, "Rather than the instrument of good and evil, it is better to say that it can detect negative emotions and is suitable for acting as a The instrument of the evil formation."

"The negative emotions detected by the instrument of good and evil are related to greed, lust, and desire to kill. In fact, they are no different from the mysterious live broadcast at the beginning. So does this mean that Taotie can absorb negative emotions from the instrument of good and evil? You Remember the animation where the dove, the elephant, and the mouse appear in sequence, and the shadows get bigger and bigger?"

Xi Guican expressed his guess: "Gaotie's breeding farm was almost destroyed by us, so he now needs a new food channel. The Shang Dynasty Qi said they were influenced by the gluttonous consciousness, and the monitoring system they arranged was equal to the predation of the gluttony." net."

There was an uproar in He Ruge's heart. If Xi Guican's guess was correct, then Shang Chaoqi and the others were doing something very scary. When the monitoring system was truly covered, the area where gluttonous prey would be bigger than the mysterious live broadcast!

The mysterious live broadcast is a field that very few people will know, and the monitoring system can cover all the planets openly!By that time, all planets will be gluttonous breeding grounds!

"What made me more convinced was the value on the good and evil instrument. Mao Zhengqi believed that the good and evil instrument could detect the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness, but in ancient times, we preferred to call it spiritual consciousness." Xi Guican looked at He Ruo Song, "People's spiritual consciousness has no distinction between good and evil, and it fluctuates between good and evil. But Bai Ze and Qiongqi have jumped out of the existence of ordinary people. Bai Ze symbolizes pure goodness."

Xi Guican pointed at himself, "Qongqi represents extreme evil."

So one value is 0 and the other is 100.

"I think that Taotie is using the carrier to arrange a huge formation." If the arrangement is successful, then all the negative emotions will flow to Taotie, enough to feed this monster.

As an evil demon, when Xi Guican thought of the scene after the formation was completed, it was as if he saw a banquet full of Han people.But soon he suppressed the desire.

Although Xi Guican is poor, he doesn't have to hunt for food like a glutton.Because he had just beheaded the Zerg not long ago and regained his power, coupled with the power of faith gathered by the entire Federation, Xi Guican didn't need to worry about being hungry for a long time.

But Taotie is different.He has lived a long, long time.Even if he does nothing but sleep in order to avoid consuming energy, after a long time passes, Taotie will still be hungry.When people are extremely hungry, they will do the act of changing their sons and eating them, not to mention a beast that has no moral values.

At this moment, Xi Guican suddenly felt blessed and understood Taotie's thoughts.Taotie divides himself into [-] parts, which is actually to share the hunger. If only one of them wakes up each time, and the other nineteen cut themselves fall into a deep sleep, then Taotie can barely endure the torment of one-twentieth hunger, and will not be rational nothing.

The interstellar has long been unable to accommodate Tao Tie, and there are only two endings waiting for Tao Tie, one is that he consumes all of interstellar energy, and the other is that he leaves interstellar and goes to the upper realm.

An upper bound that is richer in energy.

But why, Taotie didn't go to the upper realm?There seems to be something wrong with the world.

Xi Guican raised his head and looked at the bright starry sky, with a trace of inquiry in his eyes, he said to himself: "Who created the game "Your Exclusive Lover"?"

He Ruge also raised his head to look at the starry sky above his head. Whenever he gazed at the vast sea of ​​stars, he could realize his own insignificance, "...what does he want to do?" The existence of the ancient great monster, perhaps only the gods.

He turned on his optical brain and stared down at this task, "Gui Can, you said you have the idea to complete the task, what do you mean by 'letting the people from the laboratory come to us'?"

"Play." The blue eyes are deep, like some kind of cruel predatory beast, "Our mission is to find a laboratory, a laboratory for human experiments, so there must be something in that laboratory——"

"Experimental body."

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge who was in a daze, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he could even joke about his previous scars, "You know, I have experience as a test subject."

"But, but you are no longer a cub." He Ruge's thoughts were a little confused.

"The experimental subject Mao Zhengqi chose was not a cub, but a criminal." The twists and turns of fate are always very strange. In 17, he was forced to become Mao Zhengyong's experimental subject, but today he voluntarily played the role of Mao Zhengqi's experimental subject. "My value in the good and evil instrument is 100. If I were Mao Zhengqi, I would definitely not miss this experimental subject, and I would definitely try my best to catch him."

"But you are Marshal Xi, and you protect the Federation. Even if Mao Zhengqi wants to arrest you, Shangchao Qi and Xiang Zhongzheng will not agree." He Ruge found a lot of reasons to refute.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge's slightly flustered black eyes, the endless starry sky and his face were reflected in those clear eyes, Xi Guican took He Ruge's hand and said, "Do you still remember the last mission? ? I can use Possession again. No one knows it's me."

"But you still have to attend the canonization ceremony the day after tomorrow, so you can't miss it." He Ruge held the treasure hunting mouse cub in one hand, and unconsciously grasped Xi Guican's hand with the other hand.He didn't know what he was afraid of, he didn't want Xi Guican, who had finally come out of the past, to play the role of the experimental subject again.

He didn't want the person in front of him to scratch the scar that had finally healed.

"One day is enough for me to solve all this. I have to destroy Taotie's plan, otherwise when he solves the food problem and can control all the carriers, I'm not even sure I can kill him." Xi Guican Kissing He Ruge's lips, he put his forehead on this person's forehead, the tip of his nose touched the other's nose, and said softly: "The day after tomorrow, when the canonization ceremony starts the day after tomorrow, I will definitely come back."

I'll take care of all the troubles and come back and propose to you.

The huge wings fluttered silently, and the kiss on the lips was about to leave. Almost instantly, the man with silver hair and blue eyes threw himself into the endless darkness.He Ruge stretched out his hand, only in time to touch a snow-white feather.

"The day after tomorrow..." He Ruge felt empty in his heart, he sighed, broke the barrier of tranquility he had set up, and walked towards the Tower of Eternity with the baby treasure hunter in his arms.On the first day without the big white tiger, he could barely make ends meet by masturbating him.