What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge felt worried. He hoped that his worries were unfounded, but he was afraid that this was Murphy's law.

The people from the Gray Pigeon Group were very skilled, they handcuffed the three suspects neatly, and put black seals on their mouths.

A young gray pigeon is holding a trafficked cub in its palm, coaxing the crying cub helplessly. The cub looks like an unformed little hamster. It is so timid that it dare not cry. It was too loud, and the mouth was kept tightly shut.

It is said that the little hamster was stuffed into the pocket of the clothes by the trafficker, and it was stuffed for a long time. When the members of Gray Pigeon found the baby hamster, the little guy was weak and wet a corner of the trafficker's pocket.

This little hamster trembled with fear when he saw everyone, whether it was a young gray pigeon or an old gray pigeon, his tail shook rhythmically, like the tail of a tadpole swimming in the water.

Shang Chaoqi volunteered to go forward and showed the little hamster the "possibly broken" good and evil instrument in his hand. The unactivated good and evil instrument is just like the cubs' toy ball.Thinking of the value of 0 when the good and evil instrument measured He Ruge's negative emotions just now, Shang Chaoqi couldn't help but press the switch on the good and evil instrument to measure the cub.

The number on the good and evil instrument changed to 49.

These are the negative emotions of fear, anxiety, helplessness, and anxiety. The warning line for negative emotions is 60.No matter what kind of negative emotion, as long as it is higher than 60, it will cause harm to oneself or others.

Mao Zhengqi once used the Good and Evil Instrument on patients with depression, and the value that popped out on it was 69.This shows that he has fallen into the quagmire of negative emotions, and if he cannot escape, he can only drown himself.

Facing Shang Chaoqi who was clumsily comforting himself with a "toy", the little hamster took a step back in resistance, covered his mouth and wept silently.

Shang Chaoqi's smile gradually froze.He didn't start a family and didn't have kids, so he didn't have experience with pups.

He Ruge couldn't see the cub crying the most. He approached the cub surrounded by a bunch of pigeons, took off his mask and smiled kindly at the teary-eyed cub.

The little hamster was stunned for a moment, looking at He Ruge's smile, he forgot to cry.Not only the cubs, but other members of the gray pigeon group also stared at He Ruge when they saw He Ruge. A young pigeon called out and murmured: "This is too pretty..."

He Ruge stretched out a finger, gently touched the cub's head, and said softly: "Good boy, don't be afraid, you are safe now."

Tears flowed down, and the little hamster who kept his mouth tightly shut finally burst into tears. The food reserves hidden in his cheeks fell to the ground. Seeing that the hard-pressed food was gone, the little hamster Crying louder.

"No, no more." The baby hamster pursed his mouth, the sadness of losing the food reserves was too much for him to bear, he turned his grief into strength, hugged He Ruge's finger, and rushed to He Ruge's palm, hoping to be in the palm of He Ruge's hand. He Ruge grasped the five palms together with his hands and feet, and said with a deep cry: "Hold."

He Ruge quickly hugged the poor little hamster. The little hamster in his palm shrunk into a hamster ball. The warm and fluffy body contained a trembling soul. He stroked the back of the cub with his fingertips, his voice soft Like a puddle of water, "It's okay, I'll give you more delicious food later, okay?"

The pigeons on the side didn't know whether to envy He Ruge or the little hamster.And Xi Guican's big vinegar jar was overturned again, almost bubbling with sourness. When he was a little white tiger in the game, he just wanted to grow up quickly so that he could put He Ruge on his belly and on his back. On the sky, he can protect He Ruge, and even fly to the sky to take him to see the stars.

But after seeing the little hamster that took over Singer He Ru's heart, Xi Guican realized that being small also has its benefits——

Can be held in the palm of the person you like.

But the person he likes holds others in the palm of his hand, this recognition makes Xi Guican very unhappy, even if the other party is a young cub.

The little hamster absorbed a trace of reassuring warmth from He Ruge's palm. He raised his eyes cautiously, and saw the big white tiger staring at him through his fingers. The little hamster lay down in shock and curled up into a ball. Ken showed his head.

"This is a very talented treasure hunting mouse cub. The appearance of the treasure hunting mouse cub is very similar to that of a hamster cub, but look at his tail. The tip of the treasure hunting mouse's tail is golden. This cub's gold color is very rich. The thicker the golden color, the higher the talent." Shang Chaoqi looked at the hamster ball in He Ruge's palm and said, "Putting such a treasure hunting mouse cub on the black market can fetch an astonishing sky-high price."

"The Treasure Rat family has difficulty in giving birth, coupled with the fact that there are always people who want to play the Treasure Rat, the number of this race is decreasing. Some interstellar pirates spend a lot of money to buy Treasure Rat cubs, and train the cubs into Treasure Hunting Machines , Those treasure hunters who overdraw their vitality to use their natural skills often only have a short lifespan of ten years."

"If it's just abducting ordinary cubs, the human trafficker can only be sentenced to life imprisonment at most, but if he is abducting treasure hunting mouse cubs, what awaits him is the death penalty." Shang Chaoxiang looked at the dead man and looked at the arrested human trafficker.

"Are you going to turn them over to the police station?" He Ruge asked Shang Chaoqi.

"The one who abducts and sells treasure hunting rats will be sentenced to death, the one who hides poison in his body is sentenced to 30 years in prison, and the other thief only needs to be imprisoned for one month after paying the fine." Shang Chaoqi said: "You don't think these people are punished too much. Is it light? Why is the federal law so merciful to these scumbags? There are many things that cannot be touched, such as drugs, such as crime."

"As long as you make a start, you will go all the way to the dark. People who have taken drugs once, they will never forget the pleasure brought by drugs in their life. I know a person who came out of drug rehabilitation. He gave more than 300 anti-drug speeches, big and small, but do you know what this person's wish was before he died?"

Shang Chaoqi paused and said: "He wants to take drugs again before he dies."

"What's the use of these scumbags staying in prison for ten, twenty, or thirty years? Can they change their minds when they come out? So many years of prison experience is an indelible shame for them. Few units are willing to hire a sitter People who have been in prison. You say, a pickpocket, he has tasted the pleasure of getting something for nothing, and this feeling is like taking drugs. After experiencing this pleasure, is he still willing to overcome all kinds of difficulties and work down-to-earth?" Under the night , Shang Chaoqi's whole person seemed to be shrouded in darkness.

Shang Chaoqi's finger moved slightly, and accidentally touched the switch on the good and evil instrument. The good and evil instrument in the palm of the palm was aligned with Shang Chaoqi, and the number 78 jumped out.

"They should really be sentenced to death." Shang Chaoqi said softly, with a faint killing intent hidden between the lines.

When Shangchao Qi finished saying this, He Ruge could feel the treasure hunting mouse cubs trembling in his palm. The cubs are actually very sensitive to malicious capture, even if they can’t see the value on the good and evil instrument, The treasure hunting mouse cub still instinctively resisted Shang Qi, and took the initiative to get close to He Ruge.

It's not just about looks alone.

He Ruge caressed the treasure hunting mouse cub with his fingertips, raised his eyes to look upwards towards Qi.He felt that Shang Chaoqi's idea was a bit extreme. He could understand and agree with the shooting of a trafficker, but shooting a thief was too extreme.

Just imagine, if petty theft is about to be shot, it means that as long as a very small crime is committed, it will be equated with the death penalty.But no one is pure good, most people will have some small crimes, if petty theft is punishable by death, then some smaller petty crimes will be punished, for example, people who evade fares in the car have to sit for several years The prison is like a person who eats the king's meal and goes to prison.

It seems that no one in the world dares to do bad things?But will this really happen?

If you want to lock everyone into a narrow iron cage full of thorns, you must prepare for the day when the beast in those people's hearts breaks out of the cage.Everything should not be too tight, otherwise it will have the opposite effect.

But He Ruge won't argue with Shang Chaoqi, he doesn't like to force his ideas on others, he thinks his ideas are correct, so stick to himself, as long as Shang Chaoqi won't harm others, he will And Shangchao Qi well water does not violate the river water.Moreover, this kind of concept cannot be formed overnight, nor can it be changed with a few words from him.

The most indispensable kind of person in the world is the messenger of justice who forcibly changes other people's minds in the name of "for your own good".

When negative emotions exceed the warning line, the instrument of good and evil will sound an alarm.The silent Shang Chaoqi was awakened by the siren, and those negative emotions receded like a tide. After he calmed down, the excessively high value also dropped.

At present, the function of the instrument of good and evil is not perfect enough, and there are many deficiencies.For example, after the automatic measurement mode is turned on, the good and evil instrument can only measure the negative emotions of a certain moment from time to time, such as scanning the crowd once every minute.

The human trafficker who abducted and sold the baby mouse was also able to catch the human trafficker because of the interests of the human trafficker. He kept thinking about how much money he could make by selling the treasure mouse. His excessive greed exposed this person.

Seventeen ceremonies of good and evil sounded the alarm, and the group of gray pigeons captured three criminals. The other fourteen people had only a momentary surge of negative emotions, and soon those emotions disappeared.This is a very normal thing. Sometimes when you are walking alone in the dark, you will be swallowed up by negative emotions for a moment.

"Mr. He, since this cub is so attached to you, please take care of this treasure hunting mouse cub until he finds his family." He Ru sang.

He Ruge naturally agreed, he is very experienced in taking care of cubs, after agreeing, He Ruge felt a pain in his back, he turned his head and saw Xi Guican's heartbroken eyes.

"We... have to go to the amusement park." Xi Guican recalled that he had prepared a date plan for a long time, and he hadn't formally dated He Ruge yet.

"Then just take the cubs to the amusement park, don't the cubs like to go to this kind of place?" He Ruge held up the treasure hunting mouse cub in his palm and asked with a smile: "Do you want to go to the amusement park? "

The members of the Gray Pigeon Regiment on the side could clearly feel that the face of His Majesty the Marshal had darkened, almost blending into the night.

Xi Guican: "..."

It's obviously a date for two people, why is there an extra light bulb.

He Ruge also noticed Xi Guican's depression. Although he likes the cub, Xi Guican cares most in his heart, "Gui Can, I'm sorry, I shouldn't agree to it alone. It's up to the two of us to take care of the cub. Things, if you don't want to..."

"It's okay, I don't mind." Xi Guican interrupted He Ruge.He glanced at the treasure hunting mouse in He Ruge's palm. Anyway, the cub was a little bit bigger, and it could be regarded as the smallest light bulb. He could ignore it by opening and closing one eye. In addition, it was a treasure hunting mouse. Those treasure-hunting mice who regard their cubs as their lifelines must have reported the crime early, and they will come here without stopping when they receive the news.

Just be patient for a while.Xi Guican understood He Ruge, if he ignored the baby mouse for his sake, He Ruge would feel bad.

When He Ruge heard Xi Guican's considerate answer, he couldn't help touching Xi Guican's face on tiptoe.Miaomiao of his family has really grown up.

Xi Guican gently grasped He Ruge's left hand, and put his face on He Ruge's palm, narrowing his blue eyes slightly, Xi Guican looked down at the treasure hunting mouse cub on He Ruge's right hand, with a noble, cool and unpredictable expression.

Sensing the murderous intent, the treasure hunter cub lay in He Ruge's palm and pretended to be dead.

After being sticky with He Ruge for a while, Xi Guican walked towards the group of gray pigeons who were full of dog food, and asked Shang Chaoqi: "I heard that you and Xiang Zhongzheng are preparing a system, and these rituals of good and evil are for you Surveillance system ready?"

The last time he met Shang Chao Qi in the lobby of the Tower of Eternity, Xi Guican asked Wu Chengdeng what Shang Chao Qi came here for.

"Yes." Shang Chaoqi nodded.

"Have you made the arrangements?" Xi Guican continued to ask.

"Not yet, only a small part of the construction has been completed. The coverage area of ​​the current detection system is very small. It only involves a few public places in the Central Star, such as this square, Star Park..." Shang Chaoqi looked down at his palm The good and evil instrument, "The good and evil instrument cannot be mass-produced at present. When its price can be as high as that of a monitor, it will be the time when the detection system will become truly popular."

The deep blue eyes looked at the instrument of good and evil in the palm of his hand intentionally or unintentionally, Xi Guican turned his head to look at He Ruge behind him who was talking to the baby mouse, he walked towards He Ruge, took off his black gloves, and stretched out his index finger Knock down treasure mouse pups like balls.

The treasure hunter cub who was sitting well was caught off guard and pushed down in the palm of his hand. He looked at the culprit in a dazed way. When he met the ice-blue narrow eyes, the treasure hunter cub didn't even dare to squeak. , honestly lying on He Ruge's palm and pretending to be dead.

However, Xi Guican did not let go of the poor treasure hunting mouse cub. He pinched the tip of the golden tail of the treasure hunting mouse with two fingers, and the treasure hunting mouse cub kicked its calf in horror and looked at He He for help. Song.

"Borrow it." After Xi Guican finished speaking to He Ruge, he brought the baby mouse to Shang Chaoqi expressionlessly. He was like a fisherman throwing the hook—the baby mouse—to the fish. ——The instrument of good and evil, then calmly said: "Your toy, hold it tight."

The treasure hunting mouse cub looked at Xi Guican in a panic, and after reading the hint in the man's eyes, he cautiously raised his eyes to look up at Chaoqi.

Shang Chaoqi was a little dumbfounded at the moment: "You want this good and evil instrument? Then take it, this good and evil instrument is probably broken." He took the initiative to send the good and evil instrument in front of the treasure hunting mouse cub, and Like a strange uncle coaxing children with a lollipop, "Uncle gave this little toy, do you want it?" After a pause, Shang Chaoqi said: "The instrument of good and evil is spherical, and it's not easy to handle if it's bare."

Unexpectedly, the treasure hunter cub used both hands and feet. First, he pressed his belly against the top of the good and evil instrument, and then his four claws firmly hooked on the smooth surface. !” he exclaimed angrily.As a highly talented treasure hunter, he has the instinct to grab treasures in his bones.

Xi Guican lowered his eyes and looked down at the cub of the treasure hunting mouse. After a long time, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up. He held the tip of his golden tail, said goodbye to Shang Chaoqi briefly, and then left without looking back.He Ruge waved to the members of the Gray Pigeon Group, spread out his palms like a worried old mother, and put his hand under the dangling treasure hunting mouse cub, "Gui Can, don't pinch Squeaky's tail, if it falls off it should what to do?"

"His name is Zhizhi?" Xi Guican looked at the treasure hunting mouse cub who was dutifully hugging the instrument of good and evil, and then let go of two fingers, and fell into He Ruge's palm with a squeak, even if it landed, Zhizhi Also firmly hold the instrument of good and evil.

He Ruge quickly caught the instrument of good and evil, and after confirming the weight of his palm, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yes, very cute nickname." He Ruge lovingly stroked Zhizhi's little tail, "What did you ask Zhizhi to bring the instrument of good and evil?"

At this moment, they had walked a certain distance, Xi Guican picked up the instrument of good and evil, his blue eyes showed a trace of scrutiny, and he whispered: "To verify a conjecture."

Press your finger on the switch of the instrument of good and evil, and the blood-red numbers jump out:

100

Before the instrument of good and evil issued a sharp siren, Xi Guican held a fist in his hand and used his spiritual power to crush the instrument of good and evil to pieces.

"As expected." Xi Guican let go of his hand, and the fragments of the ritual of good and evil leaked from his fingers like grains of sand.He clapped his hands and cleaned up the garbage. Just as he was about to explain to He Ruge, he saw the treasure hunting mouse cub in He Ruge's palm trembling desperately, shaking and shaking and even shedding tears.

As a baby treasure hunter who always shrunk himself into a ball, Zhizhi witnessed a terrible person crushing another ball into slag. The impact was too great.

"You scared Zhizhi." He Ruge smiled helplessly, he comforted Zhizhi with trembling palms in a low voice, Xi Guican at the side was silent for a moment, and clicked his tongue in disdain.