What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Xi Guican never paid attention to trending searches, and never noticed that his bald hair was on the trending searches. The secret of his bald hair that was once hidden has already been known by hundreds of millions of interstellar netizens.Because now the black Xi Guican fled the battle back then, and if he didn't match his virtue, he might be caught by the interstellar police, so the trolls can only mock Xi Guican's bald hair, which is harmless.

For example, what if he becomes a marshal?Not just a bald tiger!So what if she married a beautiful fairy?Not just a bald tiger!The summary is—even if you reach the pinnacle of your life, so what if you have a double harvest of career and love?It's just a bald tiger!

The bald-haired tiger was brushed down throughout the story, and by the end of the brush, Xi Guican almost didn't know the word bald.

The fans covered their ears and cried, saying that if I don’t listen, I won’t listen, Marshal Xi is not bald, you bastards are spitting blood.

At this time, a bald passerby passed by. As a member of the vulture family, after seeing the melee between Xi Fan and Xi Hei, he suddenly felt that he had been stabbed countless times, "Bald, what's the matter?! Although I am a passerby fan of Xi Guican, But now I have to stand up and speak for him! Even if Xi Guican is bald, so what?! Didn’t he defend our home and country! Didn’t he kill Zerg! Didn’t he protect our Federation? Just because of your baldness, you black people are going to insult the heroes of the Federation!"

Xi Guican: "..."

I'm just bald body, my head is not bald, thank you.

He Ruge felt the weight on his shoulders, he turned his head and looked at Xi Guican, and saw those aggrieved blue eyes.

I'm sorry, although it's pitiful, I really want to laugh.

He Ruge tried hard to hold back his laughter, stroked the bald tiger's thick hair, and said softly: "Your hair has grown a lot compared to before, and you won't be bald soon, and then we will be able to beat these sunspots." Face. Have you brought the medicine bag? Do you want to take a hair growth bath?"

Considering Xi Guican's current hair volume and the effectiveness of the hair growth bath, he can grow back his hair after soaking for two or three days. Although he can't turn into a big white tiger with amazing hair volume, he will definitely not look bald.

Xi Guican nodded heavily, he no longer had the urge to release male hormones, and the button was quickly unbuttoned just to soak in the hair growth bath.

"By the way, Gui Can, when are you going to Central Star?" He Ruge raised his head and asked, when he saw the chest and abs exposed by unbuttoning his clothes, he quickly looked away.

"A week later." Xi Guican said.

"Your hair should have grown in a week. At that time, you can appear in the form of a beast in the ceremony for conferring military ranks. You don't need to use the form of a beast for the whole process. You only need to appear for a while to prove that you are not bald." He Ru Song suggested.

Xi Guican felt that what He Ruge said was very reasonable, and he decided to seize all available time this week to soak in the hair growth bath to wash away the shame of the bald tiger.

After successfully tricking the bald tiger who was always trying to throw him down into the bathtub, He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief.Although no anchor has been selected, this is just a game and there is no rush.

He Ruge remembered that he had already written a new essay of 1 words, and planned to revise Chapter [-] today, and then open a hole.There is no rush to save manuscripts. He can write five thousand and three thousand a day, and save the remaining two thousand.

He Ruge wanted to contact Jiji for spelling, but in the end he deleted the text in the chat bar.What if Ji Ji wants to see his new pit?How would he tell Jiji about his time travel?Jiji will be regarded as a lunatic who is obsessed with writing...

Just when He Ruge was feeling a little melancholy, the big white tiger poked his head out from the bathroom, and complained to He Ruge: "The bathtub in the bathroom is not big enough."

The interstellar human and animal form of a kindergarten teacher is generally not a large beast like Xi Guican, but mostly a small and exquisite race like Shui Xirui. No one will specially build a luxurious bathtub, so the bathtub in the bathroom can only be filled Lower two-thirds of the big white tiger.

Miserable, really miserable.

Xi Guican could only place an order to buy a bathtub online, and before the new bathtub arrived, he first used the small bathtub to soak jio.

After He Ruge made minor revisions to Chapter 1, he was ready to send it out.But before sending it out, he had to fill in the title copy.It took He Ruge a long time to come up with the title "I've Been Strong".

Very good, it fits the theme very well, the main character becomes stronger after rebirth.He wasn't implying Xi Guicanbald, anyway, interstellar people couldn't understand this stalk.He Ruge suddenly felt the regret and loneliness of Qu Gao and widow. If this article was published in Jinjiang, he and Ji Ji could spell words together and discuss the bald man design together.

The earth...is it really impossible to go back?

He Ruge has a part of Bai Ze's memory, knows that the earth belongs to the lower realm, and when he cultivates to a certain level and his strength reaches a critical line, he will ascend to the upper realm.Because at this time, the lower realm can no longer accommodate such a powerful monster. The stronger the monster, the more energy it needs.For example, a glutton can eat up the earth.

At first, He Ruge used the power of the game to ascend to the interstellar space. Later, the power of the soul left by Bai Ze was awakened, and he absorbed a lot of power of faith through the interstellar live broadcast. Now He Ruge's strength has become very strong. If he wants to return to the earth now, he will be rejected by the earth.

Unless He Ruge's strength declines, or there are other opportunities, he will not be able to return to Earth.

Speaking of which, he hasn't seen many major updates until now.He Ruge made up a reason and asked Jiji to take a screenshot and send him the update.

After watching the update, He Ruge, who was satisfied, lay on the bed and took a nap in the morning, and the big white tiger slept next to him after soaking his feet. He Ruge set the indoor temperature very low, and then got into the big white tiger's arms and fell asleep happily.

Soon it was six o'clock in the evening, and the live broadcast room was overcrowded. Xi Guican was soaking in the hair growth bath in the newly bought bathtub, and He Ruge was live broadcasting in the room.But this time the content of his live broadcast is not telling fairy tales, but reading Chapter 1 of his new article.

It's normal for a new article to not be clicked when it's just posted, but if it's exposed after it's on the list, click to save it and it will follow.And what is the maximum exposure method?The sum of all the recommended spots on the novel website did not have as much exposure as He Ruge's live broadcast.

He Ruge is not a rigid person. Since the live broadcast can bring traffic to the article, why doesn't he use his own traffic to attract traffic, live broadcast and promote new articles? Why not do it?

So He Ruge read Chapter 1 of his new article in a straight voice, feeling ashamed like never before.Before, he read only classic fairy tales, and reading the master's works was pleasing to the eye and he felt comfortable.When I read my own works, I feel that they are full of holes, and I can't use words or sentences anywhere.

The main content of Chapter 1 is that No. 20 is an abandoned experimental subject, who was thrown into the Star Wars as cannon fodder, and he was killed by the Zerg as a weak person. It happened that another space soldier was also killed by the Zerg. The dead body of No. 20.And then, No. 20 came back from the dead, resurrected from the corpse, read the memory of the soldier and successfully resurrected.

The barrage first looked bewildered, and then Wan's face was bewildered:

"Aren't you going to tell fairy tales today?"

"The protagonist's name is so strange, why is it called 20? Could it be that he is ranked 20 at home?"

"Someone is actually doing human experiments that are prohibited by the federal order! Who is it?! I'm going to sue him!"

"What is resurrection from a dead body?! Does No. 20's ability really exist?"

"God unfolds"

……

The audience who had never heard of this kind of online novel was shocked for a moment, and urged He Ruge to continue talking, but He Ruge directed him to bookmark this article on the novel website, so that he could get daily updates.

It is a very immoral thing to release a shallow pit with only one chapter.He Ruge not only did this, but also deceived more than one person, it was hundreds of millions of ignorant viewers, who made these viewers stay in the live broadcast room every day waiting for the start of the broadcast, and then rush back and forth between the live broadcast room and the article page every day in the future.

Two days later, the Xuanwu Company selected by Xi Guican entered the two-star arena, but He Ruge has yet to find a suitable candidate.After watching the live broadcast for so long, He Ruge felt a little fatigued, he was going to watch the live broadcast room of the little cihuamao girl.

However, what He Ruge never expected was that the account of Lihuamao girl committed suicide, and her live broadcast room was completely dark, and she would never open it again.

He Ruge hurriedly clicked into the personal platform of the little girl's Xingwang account, and saw her latest news:

"Maybe we really don't deserve happiness."

Many friends left messages asking what happened to the little cihuamao girl, but the little girl didn't reply at all.

The dejected words startled He Ruge, he ran to ask the little girl what happened, but after a long time, there was no reply.The Internet can connect two people who are thousands of miles apart and have no intersection, but this connection is extremely fragile, just like now.

what happened?Has something happened to the little girl's family?

Xi Guican, who was at the side, noticed He Ruge's anxious expression, and asked, "What's wrong?"

He Ruge told him about the little cihuamao girl, Xi Guican heard the words and said: "Don't worry, I'll check her information."

As a marshal, Xi Guican has a very high level of authority, and he immediately obtained the information of the little raccoon cat girl.

The little cihuamao girl's name is Mu Lengying, she is from the fifteenth star, her parents are dead, and she lives with her elder sister.Two days ago, her sister was diagnosed with sexually transmitted diseases in the hospital. In order to earn medical expenses for her sister, she signed a contract with "Fengya Live Streaming Company" yesterday. This is the live broadcasting website that He Ruge reported on the grounds of obscenity. A small anchor, because of her good looks, she has a good recommendation spot when the broadcast starts.

He Ruge was so angry that his chest felt tight after seeing the information, he turned his head and asked Xi Guican: "Can you clean up this live broadcast website!"

"Yes." Xi Guican patted He Ruge's back to comfort him.

He Ruge wanted to rescue Mu Lengying immediately, in his heart, Fengya Live Broadcasting Company was a big yellow dye vat, and Mu Lengying was as clean as a piece of white paper, a child was ruined just like that.

He Ruge didn't choose Mu Lengying before, because he was afraid that the little girl might come into contact with this thing, and he never thought that things would turn out like this.

He Ruge simply chose Mu Lengying, and after he made his choice, the game prompt sounded:

[Drip—do you choose Mu Lengying?Cannot be changed after selection! 】

【Yes】

【no】

[Drip——Mu Lengying has been successfully selected, and the selected person's belief value in the player is 36/100 (seek a bosom friend in the mountains and rivers!)]

[Phase task 1:

Before Mu Lengying is sent to the lust farm, get 100 faith points from Mu Lengying, and use the secret technique of possession to save Zhang Lengying

"Lust Farm": The place where Taotie breeds lambs that "produce lust"]

[Reminder: Mu Lengying has been controlled and cannot communicate with the outside world except for the live broadcast on this platform]

[Countdown: 01:00:00]

Only one hour left.What can you do in an hour?How would it take an hour for Mu Lengying to reach 100 faith in him?

Xi Guican sincerely suggested at the side: "It's better to give a reward of 100 million star coins." Money is faith. He gave 36 star coins to Xuanwulian, and the faith value is much higher than [-].

He Ruge entered Fengya's live broadcast website in confusion, and clicked into Mu Lengying's live broadcast room.He saw the little cihuamao girl wearing heavy makeup, wearing a revealing skirt, with a cold face, deep sadness in her eyes, and a kind of cold beauty when she rolled her eyes and didn't smile.Like a prematurely ripened flower that is about to wither.

The bullet screen brushed:

"The anchor is so beautiful, why don't you smile? Come out to be a bitch and set up a memorial archway?"

"How old are you? Are you an adult? Your breasts look small. Uncle is here to rub them up for you."

……

Obscenities emerged endlessly, Mu Lengying didn't speak, she was quietly putting on false eyelashes, the little girl's make-up skills are not good, the false eyelashes were applied three times, each time they were stuck crookedly, the tweezers accidentally poked into her eyes, she Closing his eyes, tears flowed down from the end of his eyes, leaving two meandering gray tear stains on his face painted with white powder.

He Ruge watched with anxiety, he remembered Xi Guican's suggestion and anonymously rewarded 100 million star coins, but Mu Lengying's faith value did not change at all.

Throwing 100 million star coins down, there is not even a splash.

He Ruge silently turned his head and stared at Xi Guican who suggested it. Facing Xi Guican's innocent expression, He Ruge had no choice but to turn around silently and decided to find a way to increase his faith value by himself.

Once a task is assigned, there must be a solution, and it is impossible to have no solution.The game said that Mu Lengying was under control, and only this live broadcast platform could allow him to communicate with Mu Lengying.What can he do on this live broadcast platform?In addition to rewards, there is only barrage.

Since the money offensive can't reach the faith value, then use the mouth cannon skill.

He Ruge took a deep breath, and said in a bullet screen: "Can you tell stories? I want to listen to "Cinderella". Three days ago, a little girl told me that "Cinderella" is her favorite. The story that your anchor has read." After He Ruge said this, a flash of light suddenly appeared in his mind.

This is the story her favorite anchor read.

I am that broadcaster.

This little girl is my fangirl.

He Ruge found that he seemed to have found a way to increase his belief value.

[Drip——The faith value of the selected person to the player is 60/100 (the kindness of giving charcoal in the snow is unforgettable!)]

Mu Lengying suddenly opened his eyes, and stared blankly at the barrage, because He Ruge's barrage was a golden golden color, which was very eye-catching because of the reward of 100 million star coins.

"I, I will." The little girl's voice was a little hoarse, with a hint of crying, "Once upon a time there was a little girl..."

He Ruge looked at the current 60 points of faith, hesitated for a while, didn't know how to speak, should he say that I am He Ruge?

How can a fan recognize an idol without making a sound or showing his face?Unless what she loves is not skin, but talent.

He Ruge doesn't have any outstanding talents, but there are a bunch of fairy tales that he hasn't read in the live broadcast, so He Ruge played many fairy tales, such as "Thumbelina" and "Rapunzel"... Finally, the golden barrage spoke: : "Cinderella met her fairy godmother, that little girl actually met someone she had always liked that night."

"Tell me, who did she meet that night?"

The gray eyes widened instantly because of disbelief.

[Drip - the selected person has a belief value of 100/100 for the player (Idol, I am your true fan!)]

[Drip——The faith value is full of the conditions for using the secret method. Do you want to use the secret method of possession? 】

【Yes】

【no】

【Drip—Successful Possession】

*

What kind of experience is it for a soul to occupy another person's body?As if entering a movie theater, Mu Lengying's life was edited into a movie, which was quickly played to He Ruge.

He saw a little raccoon cat hiding in the closet, staring at her father's domestic violence mother with wide eyes, while her sister covered her eyes and snuggled up to her.

Her mother couldn't bear the long-term domestic violence, so she stunned her father with drugs, cut off her father's private parts, and watched the domestic violence man lose blood and die.

Little Cihuamao's last memory of his mother is the haggard face of a woman washed with tears in prison.

There are no parents, and it was the older sister who brought up the little cihuamao.When an accident happened at home, my elder sister was still at school, and the government subsidies were very little. In order to make a living, my elder sister chose to sell her body.

This memory was full of feasting and feasting, and my sister would use inferior cosmetics to smear her face, making her face as white as a sheet of paper, and red as lips smeared with blood. Even with such heavy makeup, my sister laughed The appearance is still very gentle.

Every time my sister is going to work, the little cihuamao will follow behind her like a little tail, calling sister, sister, I want to go out to work with you too.

At this time, my sister would shake her head and say no, you are still young and you need to study.

The little cihuamao was very unconvinced, she said, but I am very beautiful.

My sister touched her little head, and said softly, our family Leng Ying is the most beautiful, but Leng Ying doesn't know how to drink, this job requires a lot of alcohol, at least twenty bottles at a time, Leng Ying can drink a sip of wine Drunk.

The little cihuamao had no choice but to stay at home. She just squatted at the door of the house, waiting for her sister to come home.My sister always came home very late, and she smelled of alcohol and smoke, which was unpleasant.The little raccoon will help her elder sister take a bath, and the two sisters will chat during the bath. The elder sister said, Leng Ying should not fall in love, and even if she falls in love, she should not sleep with her boyfriend.Does Leng Ying know how much a good-looking girl is worth for the first time?

The little cihuamao shook his head blankly.

The elder sister said a number that sounded a lot to the little cihuamao, so the little cihuamao opened its mouth and let out a wow.

My sister started to laugh, and she burst into tears. After wiping away the tears, my sister tapped the little raccoon cat's nose with her wet hand, and said, "I'm lying to you, what money is not, what you like is worth entrusting for life People don't need to think about money.

Later, the little raccoon cat grew up a bit, and she told her sister that she didn't want to study anymore.Because college tuition is very expensive, the dream of other children is to be admitted to a good university, and the dream of little raccoon cat is to be taken care of by rich people.

After listening to the ideals of the little raccoon cat, the elder sister said seriously, this is not good, the rich people nowadays take care of girls, not only must they be beautiful, but also have a high degree of education, so that they will have face when they are taken out.

The little cihuamao thought about it and found it very reasonable, so she started to study hard again.

Days passed like this, she grew bigger and bigger, but her sister showed her old age.My sister has been hollowed out by wine and sex all these years, and she has a whole body of problems. The little raccoon cat persuades her sister not to do this business.But my sister shook her head and said, Leng Ying, you don't understand, I can't do other jobs anymore.

Later, the little cihuamao girl heard a fairy tale read by an anchor. The anchor’s voice was nice and warm, like a father and a mother, and more like a sister who always took care of her.A gentle voice reads the beautiful fairy tales that were missing from her twisted childhood.

She likes this anchor very much.

Every time she closes her eyes and listens to the anchor read fairy tales, she will think of the grotesque time in her childhood, when her father beat her mother, and her mother killed her father. lipstick color.

Is there really a witch who cursed Sleeping Beauty in the world?Could she be that witch's apprentice?In this way she can learn the curse that makes people fall asleep, cast spells on those who lie on top of her sister, those people have fallen asleep, and they have fallen asleep, and she will step on these people, just like stepping on corpses, she In this way, he walked step by step towards the sleeping sister in the center of the castle.

The beautiful sister, the gentle sister, the best sister to her, her lips were as red as blood, and she lowered her head to kiss the redness.Ah, my sister woke up, no one will bully my sister anymore.

The elder sister who opened her eyes shed tears and showed her the hospital bill.The world began to spin up and down, like a nightmare from which I could never wake up.

- Cinderella has her fairy godmother to the rescue

——Then who will save me?

"I'll save you." He Ruge said softly.

*

He Ruge opened his eyes, he saw the live broadcast camera aimed at him, and the little girl with heavy makeup in the live broadcast screen, he frowned, the little girl also frowned, he blinked, and the little girl blinked, he temporarily occupied the crying The dead body, and the weeping soul fell into a deep sleep.

He picked up the liquid foundation spray gun and reapplied the makeup that had been damaged by tears.

[Drip—Phase task 1 has been completed, and the reward "Medicine to cure Mu Lengyue" was obtained]

[Phase task 2:

Destroy the "Lust Farm", one of the farms where Taotie gets negative emotions]

The next task is to enter one of Taotie's lairs and destroy it?

While He Ruge was thinking, he was touching up his makeup with mascara. Make-up seemed quite interesting. He Ruge suddenly found a little fun when brushing his eyelashes.What the barrage said was still hard to hear, and He Ruge automatically ignored these obscenities, "Miaomiao, I'm fine." He Ruge put down the mascara and said to the camera.

At the beginning, the countdown for phase task 1 was one hour, and now the time is almost up.Sure enough, after a while, He Ruge was forcibly downloaded. Two tall men walked into the room. One man whistled when he saw He Ruge, and a lewd light flashed in his eyes.

The little girl's body is very short, He Ruge can only look up at the two men, what makes He Ruge even more uncomfortable is that there is a man who wants to touch He Ruge. "Stop." He Ruge ordered with a cold face, pouring spiritual power into his throat.When the delicate female voice sounded, He Ruge felt a little uncomfortable.

The man who wanted to eat tofu suddenly stopped, really stopped.

The mermaid's voice can bewitch people's hearts, even if the body is changed, the soul remains the same.If a demon of He Ruge's level were to let the two men in front of him wipe their necks and commit suicide, they would commit suicide without hesitation.

Powerful, you can really do whatever you want.