What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Xi Guican didn't speak for a long time, he just held He Ruge's hand like this, stood by the door, half of his body was immersed in the halo, and the other half of his body was immersed in the darkness.

He Ruge smiled, "Why don't you come in and listen to the get out of class." He dragged Xi Guican into the classroom, and the man was led into the bright and spacious classroom, bathed in the lively eyes of the cubs.

Today's class is the experience class that He Ruge discussed with Shui Xirui before. All the cubs must be blindfolded in this class. They can do anything, such as talking with friends, listening to songs, and going to the corridor Enjoying the flowers... but you can't take off the blindfold.

The blindfolds were prepared long ago, with various cute patterns on them. The cubs were very motivated when they saw the blindfolds, and they scrambled to raise their hands to get their favorite blindfolds.

Every cub wears an eye patch, and even Qiumenggu has a small eyepatch with a golden star. This eyepatch was chosen by Ruanruan for her. I don’t know when Ruanruan became Qiumenggu’s good friend. He Seriously introduced Qiu Menggu: "There are twenty small stars on it, golden, very beautiful, and match the color of Menggu's body very well."

Qiu Menggu asked softly, "What color am I?"

"Menggu is pink, a very gentle and lovely color. My meat pads are pink." Ruan Ruan said and put her paw in front of Qiu Menggu, "You can touch it."

The little pink snake hesitated for a while, and carefully placed the tip of her tail on the little rabbit's meat pad. She pressed it tentatively, then pressed it a second time, and then commented: "Very...soft, very warmth."

Receiving the praise, Ruan Ruan was very happy, and he continued to say happily: "Meng Gu has light yellow circles on his body, which are a little lighter in color than the little stars on the eye mask. I like stars very much, and Meng Gu has my favorite color~ "

Qiu Menggu coiled herself up and whispered: "I like stars too." After a pause, she asked again: "What does the blindfold you wear look like?"

At this time, Ruan Ruan had already put on the small sun goggles, and found a place to lie down beside Qiu Menggu, "It's the sun." He explained to Qiu Menggu: "It's brighter, bigger and warmer than the stars. ,round."

Qiu Menggu showed a slight smile, and she said softly, "Ruan Ruan...it's very suitable for the sun."

Xi Guican saw that all the cubs were wearing blindfolds, and a little black bear was wearing a green blindfold and was sitting on the seat to listen, only to be harassed by two loud free-range chickens.His deskmate, a sloth, was lying on the seat and sleeping soundly, no matter how noisy the surrounding environment was, it couldn't be woken up.Two little hedgehogs walked to the flower pot in the corridor, sniffing the fragrance of the flowers gently...

"Let's choose one too." He Ruge took out the remaining blindfolds, Xi Guican chose a pure black blindfold, He Ruge chose a pure white one, and when they put them on together, the whole world turned into darkness. Gui Can heard the young man's laughter: "I'm a little uncomfortable."

Just hearing this person's laughter, Xi Guican had already pictured the other person's smile in his heart, he held the other person's hand, clasped his fingers tightly, and then whispered: "It's okay, I'll hold you, I won't let you You fell."

"Actually, I'm not afraid at all." The other party's fingers scratched his palm lightly. Perhaps it was the infection of the cubs, or maybe it was the cover and numbness of the darkness. He Ruge suddenly became childish.

The other hand that was not held went all the way up from Xi Guican's wrist to his shoulder. The young man stood on tiptoe and whispered in his ear. Xi Guican lowered his head. He heard this man say: "Gui Can, every time you make me close my eyes, you won't let me get hurt." Hot air spewed out on his ear, itching warmly.After all, he smiled lightly.

It must be a very seductive smile, seductive but not aware of it, Xi Guican didn't hold back, he pinched the other's chin and kissed the soft lips directly.When vision is deprived, other senses are infinitely magnified, whether it is the sound of the young man's rapid breathing, the tight lips, or the sudden tightening of the waist, he can perceive it better.

Xi Guican licked his lips, and he heard the other party's panicked voice, "This is the classroom."

"They can't see." The wide palm covered the waist, and the index finger gently rubbed a certain part of He Ruge's waist. Sure enough, the body in his arms suddenly softened.

The corners of his lips curled up slightly, revealing a satisfied smile.Xi Guican picked up He Ruge, and walked towards the door relying on his memory, he walked steadily, as if the blindfold was just a decoration.

The door was closed, forming a triangular space with a corner of the classroom.In the artificially created private space, Xi Guican kissed long and passionately. He took off his gloves, touched the slightly hot face of the other party, and said in an affirmative tone: "You are blushing." The response to him was depression. The soft moan that leaked from the lips to the extreme was mellow and melodious.

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After this trial class, Teacher Xiao He blushed like a fever, and the cubs were so concerned that Teacher Xiao He went to the infirmary to have a look.

He Ruge was so embarrassed that he wanted to open a crack in the ground so that he could get in.He couldn't help staring at the culprit beside him. The man lowered his hat brim, revealing only his high nose and thin lips. There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he called in a low voice, "Mr. He." Blush, but this blush is not because of shyness, but the color steamed by sensual desire.

This guy Xi Guican is really getting bolder.

He Ruge turned his eyes away, not looking at the man beside him who was making progress.

Shui Xirui will be in the next class, He Ruge and Xi Guican walked back to the teacher's dormitory, "Aren't you going to Central Star?"

"I want to be with you." Xi Guican took off his military cap and lay on He Ruge's bed, "It's just a ceremony for conferring military ranks, it doesn't matter where you go. I suddenly found that being here is also very interesting, because here There is Teacher Xiao He."

The originally serious address changed inexplicably in Xi Guican's mouth, and He Ruge said with a straight face: "Don't do this again in the future, what if some cubs open their eyes in class?"

"So now in the dormitory, without outsiders, can I do this? Teacher Xiao He." Xi Guican said.

A man and a widow are alone in a room, and you can imagine what will happen with your toes.He Ruge didn't want to feel the thorny tiger's whip so early, "Speaking of which, we haven't finished the task of the game yet, since we happen to be free now, why don't we choose the anchor first." He Ruge pretended to be deaf as he said Sit by the bed far away from Xi Guican, and open the game.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge's back, and his eyes fell on the young man's slender waist, which could not be concealed even by wearing loose clothes. With slight movements of his fingers, he missed the soft touch, and the longing in his heart spread silently. , but even if he wanted to fall again, Xi Guican still tried his best to restrain the desire to rise.He didn't want to force He Ruge.

The father's love in the game has already deteriorated to 91%, and he hopes that one day when the father's love has deteriorated to 100%, He Ruge can do these things with him without hesitation.

When the scorching sight behind him moved away, the feeling of He Ruge's light on his back disappeared, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to worry again, how can the thorns on the tiger's whip disappear?This problem cannot be avoided, he can escape for a while, but he cannot escape for a lifetime, will he always refuse Xi Guican's courtship because of this problem?

Oh, the poor bald tiger doesn't know yet, the reason why his little koi rejected him was not the level of paternal love, but the cute thorny rose.

Because he couldn't think of a solution for a while, He Ruge planned to ask Mao Zixie after a while to see if he could solve this difficult problem.After figuring it out, He Ruge stopped thinking about it, focused on the game, and began to choose the anchor.

After watching all kinds of live broadcasts, He Ruge still didn't find the candidate he liked. At this time, the notification sound of the live broadcast platform suddenly appeared, "The anchor you follow is live broadcast~" Although He Ruge didn't want to choose Little cihuamao girl, but he paid attention.

Thinking that idleness is idleness, why not watch the live broadcast of Lihuamao girl to relax, so He Ruge clicked into the familiar live broadcast room.

To his surprise, this time the little cihuamao girl didn't do homework or tell a story, but took a bunch of weird things to mess with her face.

He Ruge looked at it for a while before realizing that the other party was wearing makeup. It's no wonder that he could only figure it out after watching for a while. The cosmetics in the interstellar age are really different from those on Earth.A spray gun-shaped thing can spray out liquid foundation. At first glance, I thought it was a little girl who was too stressed and wanted to kill herself with a gun.

The little cihuamao girl is already beautiful, but she is not too white. At this moment, she is using a spray gun to fiddle with her face. After spraying her face white, she looks even more beautiful.Her eyebrows and eyes are very aggressive, and her gray pupils are particularly prominent after her face is white.

A bullet screen floated by: "The base makeup of the anchor is too white, you must be a novice."

The cihuamao girl suddenly blushed, her cheeks were flushed, she looked much better than her pale face before.

Another barrage appeared: "Where to buy street stalls, children should not use them, they will lose face."

It was only then that He Ruge discovered that there were more than a dozen viewers in Li Huamao's live broadcast room, which was more lively than before, so there were more bullet screens.

The beauty label is a new cool theme label that has just been released recently. These audiences are all attracted by the new label.

The new barrage echoes the previous one: "Stealing mom's cosmetics? It's amazingly poor. It's the first time I see such a poor anchor on the beauty label. The lipstick case seems to be peeling off. You, anchor, check whether the expiration date has expired." Well, if you put expired low-quality lipstick on your mouth, your mouth will swell."

After seeing this bullet screen, the blood on the little cihuamao girl's face disappeared completely, and her face was almost as white as a sheet of paper.

He Ruge felt that the little girl was about to cry, and those three white eyes were glistening with water.The next second, the little girl closed the live broadcast room.

He Ruge was stunned for a moment, he wanted to comfort the little girl, so He Ruge anonymously rewarded the little girl Lihuamao with a thousand star coins, and left a private message: "I heard you talk about "Cinderella" last time. Audience, I think you speak very well. Come on!"

After a while, the other person replied: "Thank you, thank you for your reward, thank you very much. Did you come this time to listen to my live broadcast and tell stories? Sorry, I just tried a new label, Not telling a story. Can I add your Starnet account? I'll read you a story."

Perhaps because of the unintentional ridicule of the barrage just now, the little girl doesn't have the courage to start the live broadcast now, so she chose this roundabout way to thank He Ruge for the reward.In order for the other party to accept the tip with peace of mind, He Ruge agreed.

Xinwang account has level authority settings, you can choose whether to let your friends see your star network platform, personal information, etc. After He Ruge added the account of Lihuamao girl, he blocked his personal information, so that Lihuamao girl could not Know his identity.

The little girl sent a series of long voices, the voice was still as sweet as ever, but a little hoarse, as if she had just cried.

He Ruge didn't know what to say.

He wanted to persuade the little girl not to pay attention to these remarks, but he was afraid of bringing up the sad things of the other party. "You speak well, come on."

The little cihuamao girl replied "O(∩_∩)O".

Although He Ruge blocked her own information from the little girl, the little girl Lihuamao had the highest level of authority to He Ruge, so He Ruge was able to enter the little girl's personal platform to see her information.

The latest message sent by the little cihuamao girl is:

"Is this person a liar? I was a little tempted when I saw it. If the beauty label is really popular, can I test the water on the live broadcast of Xingwang first~O(≧▽≦)O~" The picture is on Xingwang A private message sent to her by a person. The content of the private message is probably that a new beauty label has appeared. He is a staff member of a small live broadcast website. Beauty blogger, and promised an attractive salary.

He Ruge hadn't heard the name of this small website yet, so he searched the website and found that the website was newly established, and there were not many anchors. , such as wearing a short skirt with open thighs, or wearing revealing clothes.

The barrage is also extremely vulgar, and the words are unsightly.

He Ruge frowned after reading it, and the frown became tighter and tighter, especially when he thought that this website actually wanted to poach the little cihuamao girl, He Ruge was a little angry.Lihuamao girl is obviously just a child, this kind of live broadcast website that harms children has no bottom line, report it!

He Ruge reported the live broadcast website with a blank face, and the reason for the report was to spread obscenity and pornography.Flicking away, He Ruge, who had hidden his achievements and fame, left this small broken website and continued to choose the anchor in the cold label area of ​​the Star Network live broadcast platform.

Xi Guican is also choosing. To Xi Guican, everyone is hot chicken, but he must be forced to choose among these rubbish, so there are only two choices, one is to choose less hot chicken, such as Xue Yuexiao.The other one was so ingenious that it impressed him deeply, such as the middle-aged uncle who broke his arm back then.

Xi Guican is now watching the match of the man with the broken arm. He originally wanted to see whether the speed of the other party would be faster after switching to the holographic game cabin. The cheap holographic game cabin can be bought for [-] star coins. In order to promote things like holographic game pods, the price of low-level game pods is relatively affordable. The last time Xi Guican rewarded a holographic game pod.

However, what Xi Guican didn't expect was that the uncle's movements didn't improve at all, and his left hand still couldn't move, which meant that the uncle was still using the holographic gaming helmet.

Xi Guican, who was sitting in the stands, couldn't help but fell into deep thought. He was thinking whether he didn't give enough money, or this uncle had lofty aspirations and wanted to buy a lady-level holographic game cabin.

The uncle still narrowly won, Xi Guican simply rewarded the opponent with [-] star coins this time - money is just a number to him, and then asked: "Why don't you buy a holographic game cabin?"

With a familiar mask and a familiar tone, the man with a broken arm recognized that Xi Guican was the beneficiary who tipped him last time. He was almost knocked out by the huge amount of money. Under the attack of money, the man bent down. He lowered his waist, and said in a humble tone that only an adult who has been tortured by life would have: "Thank you very much for your reward! The reward you gave me last time, I bought a holographic game cabin for the cub."

Xi Guican: "..."

For some reason, he suddenly remembered the mountain of fatherly love in the game panel.

"Then you can buy it now." Xi Guican said.

"I will give more than half of this money to the cub, and the other part will be used to buy a seventeen-star ferry ticket."

seventeen stars...

"Are you from the Seventeen Stars?"

Facing the big sponsor, the uncle knew everything he could say, and said everything: "Yes, I am a veteran who participated in the first Star Wars, and this arm was bitten off by the Zerg, and it is also true. I was lucky, other people were bitten off their heads, I was only bitten off the arm. After the fall of the Seventeenth Star, I took the cubs to the Sixteenth Star. As a result, the second Star Wars broke out two years ago, I had to Run to Fifteen Stars."

This uncle with a broken arm is called Xuan Wulian. His words omitted countless hardships. The technology of Seventeen Stars lags far behind other galaxies, and artificial intelligence is not developed. There will be no such thing as robots taking people's jobs in Seventeen Stars .Therefore, after leaving their hometowns, many Seventeen Stars with insufficient education lived a life of wandering around, unable to find a job and homeless.

Until the federal government set aside two jobs for them, washing dishes and delivering couriers. Although machines can do better than humans, in order for these Seventeen Stars to have jobs and support themselves, the federal government stipulates that robots must be used at the same time. To hire a certain percentage of seventeen-star people.

Xuanwulian supported himself and his cubs by delivering food.His wife died in the first Star Wars. If it wasn't for taking care of the cubs, he might have to leave this world with his beloved wife.

At that time, the cub was very young, a very healthy puppy, and he carried the cub to deliver food every day.This industry is exposed to wind and sun, unlike dishwashing, which can give cubs a stable environment.He doesn't want the cub to bask in the sun with him, but he has a broken left arm, and he can't afford a good robotic arm. In addition, in order to save money, Xuanwulian uses the worst mechanical arm, which cannot be exposed to water for a long time .

Later, his cub wrote a composition, and the proposition of that composition was "The Most Precious Thing in the World".

His cub said that the most precious thing in the world is his father's robotic arm. When he was a child, his father took him to deliver food, and his father always hugged him with his right hand, and then used the robotic arm to move the goods.Because of the robotic arm, Dad can support the family.

Xuanwulian used his savings accumulated over the years to buy a dwelling in Sixteen Stars. Everything seemed to be getting better and his child was admitted to a good university, but what Xuanwulian didn't expect was that the second Star War broke out.

Everything he had obtained after the sixteen-star struggle disappeared with the sudden outbreak of the Star Wars.But life still has to go on, he has to give the cub living expenses and tuition, although the cub has repeatedly rejected him, saying that he can work and study.

But...Xuanwulian still remembers what he saw when he sent the cubs to the Federal University in the central star. The children there used the best optical brains, and they had everything from ring styles to necklace styles.

However, his cub was reluctant to buy even a holographic game pod.

He stood next to the cub, and passers-by looked at his mechanical arm with contempt or curiosity. The very old and outdated mechanical arm was so out of place here.

He has always cherished this robotic arm, because the cub won an award for the composition praising the robotic arm, and the cub bought him mechanical care fluid with the bonus, and the little cub carefully helped him take care of the robotic arm. That is Xuanwu Even the most unforgettable picture in memory.

The most precious thing in the world is Dad's robotic arm!

He still remembers the compliment in the composition, the things he was proud of, finally peeled off the illusory skin at this moment...

It's really just a piece of junk that's going to be thrown in the trash.

Xuanwulian continued to deliver couriers at Fifteen Stars, but he had too little money to deliver the couriers. He could not provide the cubs with good living conditions, and he could not buy the latest and most expensive optical brains for the cubs. His existence would only make the cubs Shame on the cub.On a scorching morning, Xuanwulian suddenly squatted on the ground and burst into tears, his weather-beaten face was covered with tears.

In addition to work such as delivering couriers and washing dishes, some Seventeen Stars actually went to fight in underground arenas that were banned by the Federation. They didn't need mechas or weapons, and fought with bare hands.High risk, high reward, one thousand star coins for winning a game.

Xuanwulian didn't want to get involved in these things before, because his cub was still young, and he was afraid that if something happened to him, no one would take care of the cub.But now that the cub has grown up, he can live well without his embarrassing father.

If he wants to enter the underground arena, he needs to prove his worth first. The person in charge told him that when he gets into the three-star virtual arena, he can work in the underground arena.

"In order to find a job, I now want to enter the three-star arena in the virtual arena." Xuan Wulian said to Guican in this way.

Seventeen star people, with a miserable life experience and abundant fatherly love, are very suitable targets for poverty alleviation.Xi Guican selected Xuanwulian, and the game prompt sounded:

[Drip——Do you choose Xuanwulian?Cannot be changed after selection! 】

【Yes】

【no】

[Drip——Xuanwulian has been selected successfully, and the selected person's faith in the player is 67/100 (money is faith!)]

Xi Guican silently looked at the content in brackets, and then he rewarded Xuanwulian with [-] star coins.

[Drip——The selected person's belief in the player is 77/100 (you are right in everything you say, the gold master father!)]

Xuanwulian said flattered and flattered, "Thank you for your reward, I, I, I..."

[Drip——Warning!The belief value piled up with money has no soul, the little krypton is happy, the big krypton is foul! 】

After seeing the warning, Xi Guican regretfully dismissed the idea of ​​rewarding 100 million star coins, and he said to Xuan Wulian: "Buy a holographic game cabin, I want to watch the battle."

The patron's father spoke up, and Xuanwulian immediately went offline to buy a holographic game cabin.

Xi Guican quit the game and was about to get rid of a bunch of unread messages on the optical brain. There were more than [-] messages from the military department urging him to go to the central star. Xi Guican replied: "I don't have time now, it will be another week."

Wu Chengdeng sent many question marks, Xi Guican said indifferently: "It's nothing, I'll call you."

After the treatment was almost done, Xi Guican turned off the optical brain, and lay lazily on the bed watching He Ruge. The buttons of the military uniform were too tight. He unbuttoned a button and found that He Ruge was still looking at the optical brain.

What's so good about the optical brain, is it better than me?

So Xi Guican leaned forward unhappily, put his chin on He Ruge's shoulder, and looked at He Ruge's optical brain——

#智能论论谢谢娜的士形型是兴发#

#Shocked, Federation Blade Xi Guican is bald#

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Xi Guican: "???"