What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Xi Guican walked towards He Ruge, and the cubs surrounding He Ruge retreated in an instant, and stood timidly in the distance looking at Xi Guican.Ruan Ruan was whispering to Qiumenggu, perhaps because of the golden python, Ruan Ruan had an unusual affection for snake cubs.

"Look." Xi Guican set the optical brain to share with He Ruge, and He Ruge saw the familiar game mode:

[Can skip the plot]

【Yes】

【no】

He Ruge click No.

The game is from the perspective of God. After the text disappears, the live broadcast rooms of countless anchors in the live broadcast platform appear on the light screen, such as online card dealing with sexy kittens, lonely young fox waiting for you, blood and fire in the underground arena... these live broadcasts The time becomes small spots of light, they converge into a torrent of data, rushing to the depths of the star network, and becoming a mysterious live broadcast website.

Wu Chengdeng is like a puppet on a string. He sends the captured anchors who violate the rules to the mysterious live broadcast website to provide a steady stream of labor for the monsters.

An anchor, from the moment he hit the edge for traffic and broke through the bottom line, he was actually targeted by monsters. In front of him was the temptation of money, and behind him was the invisible hand of monsters. In the end, he could only go to destruction involuntarily...

[The end of the plot]

【Games start】

[Main task: Select two anchors in the vast crowd, and train them into pieces that can break the game. When the selected anchors have a very high faith value for the players, they can get the arcane possession technique provided by the game!

"Note: Possession technique, with the consent of the selected person, can temporarily possess the selected person, and will not cause harm to the selected person's body"]

[Reminder: Team mode, division of labor and cooperation, players choose different types of anchors, it is recommended that player Xi Guican choose a suitable anchor from the virtual arena~]

He Ruge turned on his optical brain to log in to the game, and saw that the game gave him a suggestion to choose an anchor from the cold-themed live broadcast rooms on the Xingwang live broadcast platform.

If combined with the introduction of the game, then the anchor Xi Guican cultivated should be related to "violent aesthetics", and the anchor he selected will involve the erotic part of the mysterious live broadcast.

Speaking of which, He Ruge hasn't visited the live broadcast room of the channel with cold themes, so he randomly clicked into the live broadcast room.

The first live broadcast room I came across was called "Newbie Dad Self-improvement". An uncle with a full beard read children's stories affectionately to a realistic doll.He Ruge hadn't heard Xingji's children's stories yet, so he stopped and listened for a few minutes.

Then he found other live broadcast rooms with cold themes about singing, dancing, and playing musical instruments. The common feature of these live broadcast rooms is that they are deserted and the number of online viewers is not very large.Especially when He Ruge was about to leave the previous live broadcast room, the anchor suddenly said, "Friend, can you stay with me for a while, you are the only viewer in my live broadcast room!"

He Dumiao Ruge was embarrassed and left immediately, stayed for a while, rewarded the other party with a hundred star coins, left an anonymous message to cheer, and then left silently with deep merit and fame.

This feeling should be the mood of the first reader when he wrote the first article.At that time, he hadn't signed a contract, didn't have any exposure, and only one reader, maybe it was a newcomer. The author was too pitiful. That reader not only provided the first collection, the first collection, the first comment, and the first mine , and has been with him until joining V, and contributed the first order.Then the reader never shows up again.

He Ruge sighed softly, and clicked into the next live broadcast room.There was only one dark brown raccoon cat lying on the desk doing homework in the live broadcast room.When the little cat raised its head and saw an additional audience in the live broadcast room, it jumped off the desk in fright, and then turned into a little girl and appeared with a blushing face.

The little girl is very beautiful, a bit fiercely beautiful, with three white eyes, thick eyelashes and eyeliner, which is very similar to her prototype.

She nervously greeted the only audience member, "Welcome, welcome."

He Ruge posted a barrage: "Are you doing your homework live?"

A clear flow, very thoughtful, he appreciates it very much.

The cihuamao girl shook her head and denied: "No, no, I was telling the story live, and no one just now..." No one, so I did my homework first.

He Ruge glanced at the questions on the light screen, and found that he couldn't do it at all, as if he was reading a book from heaven.

Facing her only audience, the little girl started the live broadcast. The story she told was "Cinderella". "This fairy tale was read by my favorite anchor, Ruge. I'm not as good as he read it..."

He Ruge, who was caught off guard by the confession, silently looked at his little girl. The girl's voice was very sweet, which didn't match her appearance. Maybe cats' voices were all sweet.It's a voice that's perfect for telling fairy tales.

He Ruge quietly listened to the other party's story.

Xi Guican was also playing the game, and when he saw the content of the novice guide, Xi Guican couldn't help frowning.

[Guidelines for Beginners:

Please choose the anchor you admire. 】

The word appreciation is bound to He Ruge in Xi Guican's dictionary. It is very difficult for him to say who he admires besides He Ruge.

He patiently clicked into the virtual arena that he hadn't entered for a long time. Xi Guican's account name was simply "20", and the badge on his account was the golden number "1" that belonged to the number one ranking in the arena. .

It has been a long time since Xi Guican entered the virtual arena. The reason why he got to the top of the leaderboard was not because of his strong desire to win, but because the person who provoked him at the Federal Military Academy was No.1.

The virtual arena has a battle mode and a spectator mode. In the battle mode, you must use the holographic game cabin to fight. In the spectator mode, you can directly use the optical brain to watch the battle.

Xi Guican chooses the spectator mode, and after entering the virtual arena, he needs to choose which arena to enter.There are tens of millions of arenas that are currently competing. Xi Guican clicked into the five-star arena with the largest number of spectators for no other reason. The gimmick of that arena was "Second place after Xi Guican" Challenging the top [-] ranking player Xue Yuexiao will create another miracle."

On the highest stage of the arena in the shape of ancient Rome, a masked spectator appeared silently. At this time, the arena was full of voices, and the shouts almost knocked the arena away. No one noticed the audience on the highest stage. Xi Guican.

This is a five-star arena, the highest level in the virtual arena, so its scale is also the largest in the arena. There is a circular flat ground in the center of the arena as a performance area, and the surrounding stands are raised row by row, which can accommodate 30 people. Audience, the higher the authority of the audience, the higher the seats in the stands. Xi Guican ranks first in the arena, and he can sit on the highest stand to see all the mountains and small things.

In addition to being related to the player's ranking, permissions can also be spent with money.

This authority setting will stimulate some local tyrants to consume, because every game needs to buy seats, which is the same as buying concert tickets, but it is different, because the price of buying stands is uniform, which determines whether the stands are good or bad. only permissions.

High authority, no matter which arena you enter, the position of the stand is high, not only that, there are discounts for seats purchased with high authority, like Xi Guican as the first authority, you can enter any arena without buying a ticket, and you can also have A supreme grandstand position that belongs to itself.Of course, he can also choose to sit in any position.

Xi Guican, who was sitting on the supreme stand, looked down at the crowd expressionlessly. He looked indifferently at Xue Yuexiao who was shining brightly in the arena. The contempt and indifference in his eyes could be simply summed up as "spicy chicken".

Xi Guican, who felt that everyone here was a hot chicken, left the arena noblely and coolly.

Xue Yuexiao raised his head and looked at the empty position on the top stand. He always felt that someone appeared there just now. Is it his illusion?

The opponent was still attacking, Xue Yuexiao put this question behind him and continued to fight...

Xi Guican then visited a few arenas and found that one was hotter than the other. Xi Guican could barely watch Xue Yuexiao's match for more than 30 seconds, and he would quit the next match in seconds.Xi Guican, who had advanced and retreated more than [-] arenas in a row, was a little tired. This time, he randomly entered an arena, chose a seat at random, and prepared to see how hot this match would be.

The arena he entered this time was a one-star arena match, and there were very few people watching the match. Most of the people who could enter were because the one-star match was free, so they came in with the mood to pass the time.

The two players in the arena are primary mechas provided by the system, and the biggest feature of the system mechas is their ugliness.The mecha chosen by a player is a balanced mecha, which can be used both offensively and defensively. It has no obvious shortcomings or outstanding advantages.

The mecha chosen by another player is an offensive mecha, which is very crispy, fast, strong in attack and weak in defense.However, that player's speed is not very fast, using an offensive mecha, he is only a little faster than his opponent.It may be that the player's reaction speed is too slow.

What's more deadly, for some unknown reason, the player's left hand has never moved.He can only use his right hand.

When the two mechas fight together, in Xi Guican's eyes, it's just pecking at each other. He thought indifferently, how could they be so hot.

At this moment, the few spectators let out an exclamation. It turned out that the offensive mecha master suddenly gave up all defenses and rushed forward to fight.

In Xi Guican's view, it is stupid for this offensive mecha to go up and fight, because this player's reaction speed is slow, the defense is weak, and he can only use his right hand, and the fight is only the number of times of the knife, who can fight in the first place? Whoever kills the most blood of the opponent in the same time will win.

However, what Xi Guican did not expect was that the offensive mecha master he was not optimistic about won in the end.This mecha master has a very strong predictive ability, mastering the frequency and trajectory of the opponent's sword, avoiding most of the attacks, and then relying on the speed of his sword being a little faster than the opponent, he is only [-]% behind. At the second blood volume, defeated the opponent.

Xi Guican raised his eyebrows in surprise.

People with strong predictive ability cannot react slowly.And he was a little curious why the other party didn't use his left hand.In holographic games, disabled people can be just like able-bodied people.

Xi Guican asked if he didn't understand. He rewarded the other party with a thousand star coins, and sat in the stands and asked, "Why don't you use your left hand?"

The mech master first bowed ninety degrees to Xi Guican, "Thank you for your reward. My left arm is broken." It was the voice of a middle-aged man, "I'm using a holographic gaming helmet now, and its Technology doesn't allow me to use my left hand."

Holographic gaming helmets have been eliminated. Playing casual love games, holographic gaming helmets can barely slow you down. If it is a competitive game, holographic gaming helmets will limit the player's speed.Basically no one uses a holographic gaming headset these days.

Xi Guican thought, this person is poor, old and miserable.

It's pretty pathetic.