What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge finally realized his wish to ride the biggest cat and see the most beautiful starry sky. Under the quiet starry sky, Xi Guican turned into a human and they kissed together.

The stars in the sky radiate brilliance, and the fire on the ground devours the lives of the Zerg race. When Qiongqi has withdrawn all the power of the year, the optical brain rings of Xi Guican and He Ruge suddenly emit the notification sound of the game — —

[Energy collection is complete, "Your Exclusive Lover" 2.0 is officially launched! 】

[Dear players, in "Your Exclusive Lover" 1.0, we spent a pleasant game time together, and hope that in the next game journey, players can get a better game experience!Let's have fun and defeat the boss~]

[Touch the following special characters to trigger the game link]

【Shangchao Kai (Sin City)】

【Wu Chengdeng (Net of Desire)】

【Xiang Zhongzheng (Day of Judgment)】

【Other characters to be unlocked】

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[Current mode, team mode! 】

[Brothers fighting tigers, father and son soldiers in battle! 】

[Husband and wife work together to break gold! 】

He Ruge and Xi Guican looked at each other, "It seems that our guess at the beginning was correct." He Ruge said: "Let's hurry back to the city of Whalefall, send everyone's souls back to the body, and then think about what to do. Which game story to start first. By the way, don’t forget Admiral Hang.”

Xi Guican, who was forced to interrupt the kiss, nodded sullenly, and he used spiritual power to wake up the unconscious Hang Shikuang.As soon as Hang Shikuang woke up, he saw the place where Taotie specially placed instruments of torture. He looked around in a daze. There was no Taotie behind him. In an orderly manner: "Admiral, where is this place? Why are you, me, and Mr. He here? How is the battle on the Star Wars frontline?!"

He Ruge looked at Hang Shikuang with complicated emotions. The biggest impression was that temperament really has a great influence on appearance. The same face is very different from a criminal and a police officer, and...does he want to tell this innocent man? General, early baldness is not a big deal.

He just took a look at the live broadcast room, and one of the hottest comments in the live broadcast room was that the technical emperor had stripped Xi Guican of his animal-shaped bald hair.Many of Xi Guican's fans are dead ducks with a hard mouth, and the death is the illusion of baldness caused by the dark, and then they are constantly slapped in the face by the technology emperor.

The style of painting at the end is like this:

Xi Fan: No bald, no bald, no bald, you gangsters are trying to blackmail my major general!Not bald!The male god can kill you sunspots by plucking a single hair! (crying angrily) You are bald!

Tech Emperor: I am indeed bald, and Xi Guican is also indeed bald.

Heizi: Hahahaha bald tiger

Technology emperor and seat fan: Get out!

He Ruge looked at the ignorant Xi Guican, his old father's worry appeared in his eyes.In fact, Xi Guican is now so bald that it is not obvious, so there are still many fans who don't know the truth and firmly believe that it is just a matter of night and angle.These lovely fans have experienced Xi Guican's online blackmail a few days ago, and now no matter what Heizi says, they don't believe it.

Unknowingly, by coincidence, Xi Guican completed a series of operations to abuse fans and solidify fans. Today's Xi fans are still struggling to protect the reputation of Major General Xi.

Being bald isn't really a big deal.He Ruge looked at Xi Guican and Hang Shikuang tolerantly.

Hang Shikuang, who had a Mediterranean hairstyle and still didn't realize it, was waiting for Xi Guican's reply. Under Xi Guican's distant and indifferent gaze, Hang Shikuang suddenly felt a bit chilly on the top of his head.Major General Xi's eyes are getting more and more powerful, and the soldiers who have killed countless insects will indeed be stained with a murderous aura that is as gloomy as a cold pool.The naive Hang Shikuang thought so.

"You were used by others to kidnap He Ruge and lock him up on the Seventeenth Planet. I have already killed the Queen of Worms." Xi Guican looked at Hang Shikuang for a long time with scrutinizing eyes, wondering why he could face the Mediterranean Sea without changing his face. , Under Hang Shikuang's astonished eyes, Xi Guican showed Hang Shikuang the screen recording of the mysterious live broadcast website and the Star Wars live broadcast.

On the way to the city of Whalefall, Hang Shikuang watched most of the live broadcast and believed Xi Guican's words. His face was a little ugly, and he said a lot to Xi Guican, "Major General Xi, thank you this time... At the end of the conversation, he said: "I'm going to a court-martial. I didn't expect that this time I'll be the scapegoat."

"Mr. He, I'm sorry for the harm I caused you." Hang Shikuang apologized to He Ruge before leaving.

Looking at the back of Hang Shikuang leaving, He Ruge couldn't help calling Hang Shikuang to stop, "Well, General Hang, maybe you can leave wearing a military cap."

Hang Shikuang: "???"

He touched his own Mediterranean Sea, and the sadness in his eyes became more vivid.

"Will something happen to Hang Shikuang?" He Ruge asked, Hang Shikuang was wronged, and if something really happened, he would be the one who took the blame.

"I won't die. It's hard to say whether the position of general can be kept." Xi Guican said softly with his eyes slightly closed: "Hang Shikuang said that the military department knew about the existence of Taotie a long time ago. The monster hidden in the military headquarters. The hawks seem to agree that the headquarters of the gluttonous is in the military headquarters. But Wu Chengdeng, Shang Chaoqi, and Xiang Zhongzheng are all doves." There was an elusive look on the man's face Smiling, "This is a good show to watch."

The saying that the enemy of an enemy is a friend does not apply to Xi Guican, because he dislikes doves, hawks, and gluttons.

After losing their souls, everyone in Class 1 of Land Primary School collectively turned into vegetative people, so the destination was changed from Blue Whale Orphanage to Whale Falling City Central Hospital. When they were about to reach the hospital, He Ruge suddenly said, "Gui Can, I'll be waiting for you later." Give you a surprise."

With blue eyes brightening, Xi Guican was full of anticipation, and a secret boyish heart in love was born in his heart.When Xi Guican saw He Ruge throwing off his hand and rushing into the ward towards the sleeping cubs, Xi Guican felt that this surprise might be different from what he had imagined.

The operation of putting the soul into the body is very simple, that is, put your hand between the eyebrows of the cubs, as if flicking with a willow branch in a water purification bottle, and the soul will drip down like dew on the willow leaves.

Teacher Xiaoshui and the cubs woke up one after another.

When He Ruge was standing in front of the last hospital bed, He Ruge suddenly waved to Xi Guican who was standing at the door, his black eyes were shining, the young man turned his side slightly, revealing a small ball of snow lying on the hospital bed.

Xi Guican's steps stopped, and he was less than half a meter away from the hospital bed, but he couldn't take the last step for a while.

The long rabbit ears trembled, and the little rabbit opened its glowing red eyes. He first looked at He Ruge, and gave a sweet cry. When he turned his head and saw Xi Guican, the little rabbit was stunned. He sucked He sniffed and smelled a familiar smell, but the tall man in front of him, wrapped in a pitch-black military uniform, was completely different from the little white tiger in his memory.

"...Number 20?" Ruan Ruan whispered.

20 number.

It's like a nickname from a lifetime ago.

It hides his countless code names of humiliation and resentment.

But at this moment, when this number was called out by a childish voice, Xi Guican's first memory was the memories of getting along with the little rabbit, the starry sky when the golden python died, the back of the crow leaving, There is also the penitent gaze of the drug rat.

Everything seems to be very far away, a little white tiger stands in the distance, its shadow is cast on the ground by the light.He seems to be standing alone in a lonely, empty and free distance.

As the light continued to fall, the shadows of mice, crows, snakes and rabbits appeared on the ground. The little white tiger lowered its head and followed the shadows on the ground slowly.

They walked for a long time, and when they came to a huge iron pillar, the little white tiger raised his head, and he saw a world surrounded by a huge iron cage——

Turns out he's been in the cage the whole time.

The little white tiger turned his head and quietly glanced at Xi Guican with his blue eyes, then he walked away with the shadows without looking back.

Suddenly something was missing in my heart, it was empty, but it became brighter, as if a room had been removed of old furniture and heavy dust, and it suddenly became brighter.

The long silence made Ruan Ruan a little uneasy, he was afraid that he had misunderstood the wrong person, just when Ruan Ruan couldn't help but cast his eyes on He Ruge for help, his tightly pursed lips slowly opened, and the stern man in front of him said: " ...soft."

This is the first time Xi Guican called No. 19 Ruan Ruan. He used to always call No. 19 No. 19, a cold code name, as if he resisted warmth from the bottom of his heart.However, at this moment, he took the initiative to introduce: "I am Xi Guican, and he is He Ruge."

The self-acquainted Ruan Ruan tilted his head, and quickly accepted the new title, "Ruge~Gui Can~"

He Ruge hugged Ruan Ruan, smiled at Xi Guican, "How is it? Surprise?"

Xi Guican took off his gloves, touched the soft rabbit ears, and said in a low voice, "I'm very surprised, I didn't expect it." He didn't expect this game to be so powerful, which also made Xi Guican look forward to "You What does version 2.0 of "Exclusive Lover" look like?

The game says that contact with special characters can trigger the game plot, and three special characters have been listed, so what kind of method counts as "contact"?

He Ruge didn't notice Xi Guican's pensive expression, because he was already surrounded by countless plush. He Ruge not only had to deal with the cubs, but also fooled Shui Xirui. While everyone was chatting and laughing, Xi Guican retreated to a corner. He was not good at inserting himself into such a lively conversation, so he turned on his optical brain and tried to contact special people.

The most convenient person is Wu Chengdeng, Xi Guican directly sent a message to him.

Xi Guican: "."

Can pigeons and parrots: "?"

The game prompt sounded, Xi Guican clicked on the game, and saw the following text:

[Drip——Congratulations to player Xi Guican for successfully triggering the game link "Wu Chengdeng (Net of Desire)"】

The Star Wars live broadcast has set off a boom in live broadcasts, and the concept of violent aesthetics is being spread wantonly. Many [-]-star homeless people are involved in the underground arena. At the same time, the porn industry stimulated by violence factors is becoming more and more unscrupulous.

Eye-catching live broadcasts emerge in endlessly. Under the connivance of monsters, they trample on federal laws and social morality. In the end, these bottomless and inhumane live broadcasts are covered up and hidden. They create, sell and exhibit the darkest evils of human nature, feeding their appetites. Bigger and bigger monsters.

The star net eventually became the net of desire, capturing countless monsters in human skin.