What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

With such a short face-to-face conversation, Zhuang Yan felt that his CPU was going to be overloaded.

He looked at Xu Qixing, whose face was clearly written with anticipation, his hand wiping his head froze in mid-air, water droplets dripped down his hair and onto his neck, and then slid along his neck into his neckline.Drop by drop, it's like counting down the shelf life of a boyfriend, who is about to expire and become an ex-boyfriend when the water runs out.

He was still buzzing in his mind, and he stammered, "You, you were almost late in the morning, how could you leave early at night, you..."

Xu Qixing was speechless by his inexplicable focus, wishing to pry his head open to see how his circuit bypassed the key point, but now he didn't have the time, he looked around impatiently: "Even if you stick to It’s not unforgivable for humanitarians to take a day off for their birthdays, right? Hey, tell me, where is it? I’ve been curious since I heard about it!”

The first bullet screen that popped out of Zhuang Yan's head was actually "Number one, my name is not hello, my name is Chu Yuxun."

He quickly wiped away the nonsense with his phantom limb, and what came out was the roar he should have, "Meng Jin, this colander!!! Can't hold a mouthful of water!!! He won't say a few words!"

The last thing that floated over was the shocked body that was three times as big in red and bold, "Fuck, today is Xu Qixing's birthday, and he doesn't know his boyfriend's birthday, and his boyfriend thinks he knows his birthday, but he didn't know his birthday like the other party thought..."

Mom, help me.

But the far water can't solve the near thirst and the abuse can't save Zhuang Yan. He opened his mouth eight times but failed to tell the unspeakable truth. He just watched Xu Qixing can't wait to start rummaging through the room by himself, and pouted his buttocks under the cabinet from time to time. He looked in the crack of the bed, and he was still muttering: "Isn't it a surprise game? Let me find it myself? Let me tell you, I have never lost in this game since I was a child. My mother said I don't want to be a police dog." I’m all blind. I guess it’s here! Hey, it’s not there, you’re amazing, hehe.”

Zhuang Yan watched her boyfriend work hard and stubbornly ignorant of the world's affairs, acting out of nothing on the spot, the tears in his heart flowed down, and he said that a smart woman can't cook without rice, Ouba, oh Doc.

Then I saw Xu Qixing suddenly saw the bag thrown on the cabinet at the door with a look of enlightenment. Zhuang Yan came back to patronize the sanitary equipment, and completely forgot that there was such a thing.

Xu Qixing first frowned slightly, then pursed his lips, and said with a smile full of joy: "I really didn't pay attention to such a simple bag, and I was almost tricked by you. Let me see, what did our baby give me?" Yeah, I like whatever you give me... what is this?"

Zhuang Yan watched Xu Qixing fiddling with the string machine in his hand, lifted the lid to look inside and lifted it up to look at the bottom. Seeing that the confusion accumulated more and more, Zhuang Yan answered the questions in time: "It's a disk. The string machine is to put the string inside the open cover, then plug in the power, press the button on the left, and there are three speed gears, the boss said that this is the most advanced function, and it doesn’t get hot.”

Xu Qixing looked puzzled, "I know every word you said, why is it not Chinese when you put it together?" He held the string machine in his hand again, thought for a while, and asked: "So you Why did you send me this?"

Zhuang Yan was stared at seriously by him, and the neckline of his white t-shirt was wet from the water dripping from his hair. He bit the bullet and used his imagination as a screenwriter: "Why should I buy this for you? Because, well, I I want you to buy a skewer. Then why should I let you skewer it, because, oh yes, because I want to bring you a couple! I can’t wait! I just want to bring you the same thing , this is the proof of our love!"

Being stared at by Xu Qixing suspiciously, he became more and more guilty, and his voice became smaller and smaller. At the end, his head was almost stuck in his trouser pocket, and he finally couldn't hold on anymore.

He carefully followed the dialectical point of view, distinguishing the primary and secondary contradictions of things, and then letting go of the major mistakes and admitting the minor mistakes: "I'm sorry, although this is for you, it is not a birthday present..."

After finishing speaking, Xu Qixing's expression became visibly depressed, and the dog's ears, which were still stiff just now, drooped down. He looked at Zhuang Yan accusingly, with loss and grievance in his eyes, but again With the look of "cold leaves are falling all over my face, my boyfriend's rebellion breaks my heart", he pursed his lips and said only one sentence: "I've been thinking about it all day...forget it."

Well, minor mistakes can't be admitted either.

Zhuang Yan was also very confused, he and Xu Qixing had only been together for a few days, and he either couldn't see each other or was too busy to talk every day, he hadn't even had time to inquire about Xu Qixing's birthday.

Of course he checked on Baidu Encyclopedia!It's not today at all!The information society is harmful!

But of course he couldn't and was not willing to bear Xu Qixing's disappointment on this special day, so he had to throw his face to the sky like a Indian pancake in his heart, and then pretended to be angry and said : "Really, just to tease you, you are so impatient."

He didn't even look at Xu Qixing... The main reason was that he didn't look at it. He went straight to the bedside table in the bedroom that Xu Qixing had flipped around just now, but he still didn't know why he missed it. Close, said heroically: "This is, cough, this is my birthday present for you."

Xu Qixing strode over suspiciously, stared at his face, then looked down at the drawer.

When he saw it, his eyes widened and he smiled. He stretched out his hand and pulled it twice, and took out a box to look at: "Strawberry flavor." After reading it, he couldn't help laughing, and gently bumped his shoulder Zhuang Yan who ascended to heaven: "Baby, I like it so much."

Zhuang Yan deeply felt that besides the dog's ears, there was something unknown about the other party, and he stood up in high spirits.He felt like a piece of meat on a barbecue plate, sizzling, changing color and smoking, and it was almost cooked.

He hurriedly said, "It's good if you like it." Interrupting Xu Qixing's blushing speech, he looked left and right again, and said calmly: "Go take a bath quickly, I should boil enough water. It's cold."

Huh, staying with him and those things again, Zhuang Yan will almost suffocate.

Xu Qixing leaned his head on his shoulder and sniffed it against his neck: "It smells so good." Then he looked sideways at his flushed face, and said in a low voice, deliberately seductive: "You are rushing me, are you in a hurry? "

Zhuang Yan's sense of shame was already on the verge of death. At this time, he heard the words as if his tail had been stepped on, and his voice suddenly rose, and he turned his head to look at Xu Qixing: "Who's in a hurry! I'm not..."

Xu Qixing raised his head and kissed him.

As soon as the two people put their mouths together, it was like a creature on the Avatar star wrapped around its tail, and their hearts were united all at once.Whoever takes the initiative, shame, and reserve are all thrown out of the sky, and they can't be squeezed into the bright and yellow mind.The two hugged each other and got into bed.

When Zhuang Yan came back to his senses again, it was when Xu Qixing took a break to catch up.

Xu Qixing rummaged through a pile of boxes in the drawer a few times, and asked him without raising his head, "What flavor do you like?"

Zhuang Yan was very embarrassed and couldn't completely release himself: "Everything, whatever."

Xu Qixing didn't let him go: "How can it be all right? You have bought so many flavors and don't have your favorite. For the first time, you pick a favorite."

Zhuang Yan became furious and kicked him lightly: "You can do whatever you say, do it or not!"

Xu Qixing suddenly closed the drawer, turned back and leaned on Zhuang Yan, stared at him and said seriously: "You are always like this, you can ask you anything casually, you can do anything. You never said you like me, you Is it all right for me too?"

Zhuang Yan was completely confused by him.No, half of his trousers were taken off, and he was about to put on a condom. The national anthem was sung for the football game and he was about to kick it off. How could this man suddenly come to talk nonsense at this time?If he could look in the mirror, wouldn't he ask such vague questions about himself?

But Zhuang Yan was guilty of a guilty conscience today, and secondly, he planned to respond to the birthday star's request.So he just wrinkled his face for a second, and immediately looked into Xu Qixing's eyes sincerely and sincerely, and said, "I like you, not everything can be done casually, I just like you."

Unexpectedly, today the big dog’s hair is as hard as a pig’s mane sprayed with hairspray. He was stunned that he was not smoothed out, and he lay down on the side sullenly, and the little brother with his lower body open, muttered One sentence: "Everything a man says in bed is deceitful and unreliable."

Zhuang Yan: "..." Black-bone chicken mackerel.

He turned over and knelt up, pulled up his trousers and fastened the zipper resignedly, climbed out of bed step by step, and walked to the middle of the bedroom. After thinking about it, he was still too close to the bed, maybe he was still in the area of ​​big pig's hooves , So I simply walked to the middle of the living room, looked at the demented boyfriend on the bed from a distance, and coaxed helplessly: "I like you, I like you under the bed, whether I like you on the bed... I don't know yet, I thank God Thankfully, thank fate for allowing us to meet, since I have you, life is full of miracles."

Xu Qixing jumped up from the bed with no shoes on, gritted his teeth and dragged Zhuang Yan back to perform on the bed until Zhuang Yan's eyes were red with tears, and he lay on the bed with his fingers I didn't even bother to lift it, so I pinched his face, pointed to the slightly empty drawer, and asked triumphantly, "Now do you know if you like it on the bed?"

Zhuang Yan took his finger in his mouth and bit it hard. The guilt of being tormented disappeared, and he just wanted to say to the satisfied smiling face of the culprit: "Bah!"

Xu Qixing wanted to tease him again, but the mobile phone he bought a few days ago on the bedside suddenly rang, and he was cut off, so he stretched out his hand to see, it was his mother.

He gestured to Zhuang Yan, got out of bed, picked up the phone and went out: "Thank you mom. Well, I'll live alone, it's okay, I'm already an adult and I'm not a child..."

Zhuang Yan looked at his muscular and smooth back, which still had beads of sweat from the intimacy just now, and saw him whispering to the parents on the other side, and the sentence "one person" that leaked in front of the balcony door. stuffy.

Of course, he doesn't expect all gays to come out early like him, but even as a friend who spends a birthday night together, is he so shameless?Doesn't he even deserve to be known by his parents as a friend?He introduced the other party to his mother so generously, can he only get this kind of hiding?Or is it because it's just a romantic relationship between the crew and there's no need to get acquainted and then forget?

Zhuang Yan was annoyed and felt that he had been infected by the other party, and his uncle was divided into two persons, and his thoughts became extreme and irrational.

He touched his phone and wanted to watch something else for a change of heart, not to go into a dead end and make malicious speculations unilaterally.Just click on the Moments, the first post at the beginning is about the long-lost handmade sugar in Xipiquan. It’s an interview with Li Jiatong a while ago. It mainly talks about Xu Qi’s acting. , and then in the quick question and answer session, he didn't think about Xu Qixing's many preferences and habits.

Zhuang Yan looked at Dashouzi's copywriting and said, "Ah! Love is understanding! Love is understanding! Love is the best solution for every problem in your body! The rain of love shines on the earth! I'm dry!"

He re-watched the clip twice, especially staring at the quick question and answer session in an attempt to compete with Li Jiatong, only to discover with depression that if Li Jiatong understood Xu Qixing's eroticism, then at most he understood Xu Qixing's A layer of skin.

Li Jiatong is probably qualified to register with Xu Qixing's parents.

In fact, he hasn't thought of Li Jiatong for a long time. He forgot that he used to be Xipi fan of the other party and his boyfriend, forgot that the other party suspected of cuckolding his boyfriend, and even forgot to ask if they broke up!

For a moment, Zhuang Yan forgot about his boyfriend outside the balcony, forgot about the evil phone in his hand, and forgot where he was.I just started an ethical drama in my mind completely forgetting myself.

Zhuang Aili asked tearfully: "Why don't you take me to meet your parents? Do you think I'm ashamed! You can't do it! You're just playing with me!"

Xu Shixian looked at him coldly: "You are just a mistress, and you still ask for so much, how could you possibly compare to Li Pinru."

And Li Pinru was just wearing a dark green dress with another man on his shoulders and smiled slightly: "Don't be obsessed with sister, my sister's heart is like black iron."

"Baby, hey, baby? What are you thinking about?" Xu Qixing shook his hands, and Zhuang Yan, whose eyes were straight, didn't come back to his senses. wipe.

Zhuang Yan was shivered by the hot towel, and the curtain of the small theater was pulled down. He pushed Xu Qixing's hand away with grief and anger in his eyes. He was vigilant as if he had been defiled, turned over and got out of bed, pulled a shirt on, and supported himself. wall, walked towards the balcony with his arms around his shoulders: "Don't touch me!"

Xu Qixing: "???" What kind of play is this, the baby has so many little funs!

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My cub is painstaking!