What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

Although he didn't set the alarm clock, Zhuang Yan woke up very early the next morning.On the one hand, there is something in my heart, on the other hand, it is mainly because of the heat, too hot.

Xu Qixing is like a koala when he sleeps, holding a tree branch and never letting go. The summer by the sea is hot and stuffy, and he will be sweaty after being naked for a while, and then shake his head when he is placed by the bed When the fan blew, Zhuang Yan felt that he was only one step away from being exposed to the wind.

But when he sweated, the friction force became less, so Zhuang Yan sneaked down Xu Qixing's leg that was riding on his waist, and got out of his arms without much effort.

Zhuang Yan was covered in sweat and even shivered a little when the wind blew.He squatted beside the bed and took advantage of the dim light coming through the gaps in the curtains to carefully look at Xu Qixing's sleeping face with wide eyes. There was no wave, and he was sleeping so deeply that Zhuang Yan wanted to stretch out a finger to see it. He tested under his nose to see if he was still alive.

He stretched out his finger, and just poked Xu Qixing's face lightly, the alarm clock in Xu Qixing's mobile phone on the bedside table began to ring.

Because Xu Qixing is too tired from spinning around every day, so the quality of sleep is not enough, and one or two alarm clocks can't be heard at all. He has to ring at least seven or eight times in a row every morning before he can start to say goodbye to Duke Zhou.Saying goodbye is the same as when I was on the phone with his mother. Say goodbye and say something else, say goodbye again and say something else, and when we really say goodbye...

Zhuang Yan almost threw up when he heard the ringtone.

Xu Qixing woke up "naturally", stretched out his hand to press the alarm clock on the mobile phone on the bedside table, his eyelids were still playing tricks, but suddenly opened when he found that his arms were empty.When he saw Zhuang Yan's head on the bedside, his expression obviously relaxed, he pulled it over and kissed him, and then asked in a nasal voice, "Why did you wake up so early, don't you want to sleep longer?"

Xu Qixing is very cruel when he eats meat, but he is very caring when he wipes his mouth.For example, Zhuang Yan also couldn't hear the alarm clock, he never woke Zhuang Yan up in the morning, let Zhuang Yan sleep until mid-morning and eat at noon, he was the only one who didn't get enough sleep every day.

Zhuang Yan leaned over and kissed him again, seeing how sleepy he was, felt a little distressed, and said in a low voice, "Don't be confused for a while, I'll make you an omelet, so you don't have to go around to have breakfast."

Xu Qixing grunted twice and let go, then buried his head in the pillow again.

Zhuang Yan took him a set of clean clothes from the box and placed them on the bedside, walked out of the bedroom lightly, went to the kitchen to beat eggs, pour flour, and chopped green onions to form cakes.Xu Qixing got up when the omelette was golden and came out of the pan. He yawned and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Zhuang Yan secretly glanced at his watch, it was almost seven o'clock.The ferry back and forth to and from the island is during the day and at night, so he can’t take it, he can only take the small cargo boat that the local fishermen and staff go to the other side to purchase.The departure time of the small cargo ship was uncertain, and it was agreed in advance that it would leave at any time when it was ready, so he had to go there early to guard it.

Thinking of this, he couldn't care less about Xu Qixing's moving gaze and happy smile, and he couldn't even calm down to accept the other party's compliments like "Why are you so nice" and "This omelet tastes like love", and he was still coping with it. When the other party is reluctant to part with the inseparable parting feeling, it seems so perfunctory.

Xu Qixing wanted to say something all the time but couldn't say it, he munched his omelet with his head down, hesitated to speak but stopped.But after waiting for a long time, Zhuang Yan didn't ask him. He was a little unhappy that Zhuang Yan had ignored and absent-mindedly treated him early in the morning.But the cannibal was short-mouthed, so he could only complain in a low voice: "You are so cold and ruthless today." When Zhuang Yan opened his mouth to say something, he stopped sullenly and added: "I am so vexatious."

Then he finished eating the omelette without saying a word, took the plate into the kitchen again, turned on the water and prepared to wash the pan and dishes.

Zhuang Yan quickly chased after him to stop him: "You don't need to swipe, I can do it slowly by myself, you go quickly, don't be late."

Xu Qixing ignored him, insisted on his bottom line of peerless attack, and fulfilled every duty of care.You plow the fields and I weave; you cook and I wash the dishes.After brushing it clean, I walked towards the door with a sullen head.

Zhuang Yan chased after him and didn't know how to explain. He was trying to organize his words so that Xu Qixing wouldn't be unhappy all day long.

Xu Qixing stopped suddenly, turned around and rubbed his head for Zhuang Yan who was bumping against his back unpreparedly, bowed his head and gave him a farewell kiss, and said dubiously, "It's up to you whether you want me or not." Then he strode forward walk out the door.

Zhuang Yan's heart softened after being hooked by him, and wanting to make him happy even overwhelmed the shame and hesitation in his heart.Seeing that Xu Qixing had disappeared, he packed his wallet and locked the door, and walked nervously along the path to the pier.

He didn't meet Xu Qixing, but he met Meng Jin when he got to the pier.Meng Jin was asking others to help bring things. When he saw him coming, he called him over and asked him what he wanted to buy, so we could bring them back together.

Zhuang Yan didn't expect such an inch, and shook his head in embarrassment: "I haven't thought about it yet, I just have nothing to do, I just go around by myself."

Meng Jin seemed to have thought of something, and said a few words to the staff to send him away, then sneaked over and bumped Zhuang Yan's shoulder, winked his eyebrows and said comprehendingly, and said, "Go, I won't tell Brother Xu, You should come back sooner."

Zhuang Yan felt that his expression was really wretched, but he didn't know what he meant, and the more he thought about it, the more he blushed.But he really didn't want Xu Qixing to know in advance that he hadn't figured out how to pierce the veil of shame, and wanted to give him a surprise, so he went down the slope and nodded: "Then thank you."

Meng Jin aspires to be a bridge between lovers and a bond of emotional connection.He thought to himself that he didn't have any good suggestions on what gift Brother Xu should give for his birthday, and he didn't know what little interests the two of them had.But cakes always have to be ordered. Every time Brother Xu ate something he didn’t like, he would lose his temper, so he sent a message that it was sold for free. He leaned into Zhuang Yan’s ear and said mysteriously: “Xu My brother likes the strawberry flavor, and the chocolate flavor is fine, but he is allergic to mango, and matcha is not good either.”

Zhuang Yan listened in a daze, and was about to watch Meng Jin retire when Qian Duobao suddenly strolled over again. He didn't see them at first, so he grabbed someone and asked him to bring some skin care products for women. I didn't see them until later, and it was awkward when I came over to say hello.

Just as he didn't know what to say, Qian Duobao suddenly saw the beads on Zhuang Yan's arm, he let out a laugh, and raised his own arm, which was fleshy, and tightened the string: "You can do it just now." Did you do it? Hey, look, Xiaomeng also has it, and they all do it on a plea basis, and most people don’t bother him, so he treats you as his own.”

Qian Duobao didn't see it through his eyes, but Meng Jin could tell that it was Li Kui and not Li Gui. It was Brother Xu who had been carrying it all the time. Could it be the same as those who just help to pick and choose the quality?

He wished he could hide his arm, saying in his heart that I am not one of my own, I am just an outsider.But he could only smile and say, "Hey, we picked these randomly, just for fun."

Without saying a word, the small cargo ship was about to leave, and the boatman yelled twice, telling those who were about to leave to get on board quickly.Zhuang Yan just cut off the conversation in a hurry, said goodbye hastily, turned around and ran to the boat.

When Zhuang Yan was on the boat, he didn't have time to think about anything, and he focused all his attention on suppressing his desire to vomit.This time, no one reminded him that he never thought of taking seasickness medicine at all. At this moment, he just stared at the dial hanging in the cabin and hoped to arrive at the shore soon. Even the movement of the second hand felt slow, which was extremely difficult.

Finally, on the verge of vomiting, the boat docked.The boss of the boat told everyone about the meeting time, and everyone scattered away, and they all took the time to do their own things.

Zhuang Yan just came out to buy a condom and lubricating oil, and he didn't go along with those who went to the mall. After rejecting several waves of people's invitations to pass, he sneaked to the side of the road, clutching his phone screen for fear that others would see him, Search for "sex store" and "adult products" in the map.

Picking the closest one among the pop-up dots, Zhuang Yan followed the small arrow on the map and turned into a dilapidated and cramped alley.

The buildings on both sides are short and close to each other. I wish I could stretch out a shovel from the building on this side and give the opposite side a taste of what my family fried today.There are potholes and stagnant water on the ground, and there is a sea market next to it, which smells like fish.

Zhuang Yan carefully circled the puddle and followed the arrow in the alley several times, almost suspecting that he had gone wrong, and then he turned his head on an inconspicuous first floor and saw a small, tattered sign—Orange Adult World.

He glanced at the small dark shop-like house, then at the gate of Haishi where people came and went, thinking of Xu Qixing's tenderness and tolerance towards him, he clenched his fists eight hundred times in his heart.In the end, I still felt that standing here was too strange, and I was looked at by passers-by several times back and forth, and then I mustered up the courage to speed up my pace and plunged into the half-open shop, and lifted the curtain.

The boss is a big sister, she was very enthusiastic when she saw him coming to buy, and she took the initiative to tell him to let him choose by himself, and do whatever he wants.Later, I saw that he looked like a robot, blushing and moving from one cabinet to another, only glanced here and there, without reaching out once.Knowing that this is a novice, he snickered for a while and asked intimately: "We also have a lot of new products here, do you think it's necessary for me to introduce them to you?"

Although Zhuang Yan felt that it was more embarrassing to talk about these things with others, he couldn't stand the fact that these small boxes were not all in Chinese, and many of them he couldn't tell what they were at all.And he doesn't want to just buy condoms and lube, so what's the difference between having me gay written all over my face?He just wants to listen to a few and then buy a bunch, and mix what he wants in the middle of the things, so that it is particularly inconspicuous.

But listening to him, he really felt that the door to the new world was slowly opening, and there were many kinds of sets, not to mention the shape and use, and there were many flavors to choose from.

When Zhuang Yan heard the boss give him an introduction, "This is spiral pattern, this is strawberry flavor", he suddenly remembered Meng Jin's wretched smile and inexplicable words in the morning, and he wailed and said that he would not be caught by Meng Jin. Jin knew what he was here for, it was so embarrassing, but he said in a strange way: "Take this strawberry flavor."

When he came out of the store with a tightly tied black bag, he walked quickly with his head down like a thief, only looking from the corner of his eye to see if anyone was pointing at him.He breathed a sigh of relief after walking two streets, put the bag on his wrist, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked around the street casually to pass the rest of the time.

In detail, these small streets are similar in every city, with trees planted along the road, bricks paved under the feet, and small shops open in twos and threes on both sides of the road.

Zhuang Yan took the easy-going way of people in a foreign land, strolled around a few intersections, and saw a crowded ten-yuan shop on the side of the street.The whole store is covered with big white tiles, even in the daytime, it is brightly lit, spacious and bright, completely different from the adult store just now.

Zhuang Yan felt that it was necessary for him to refresh his shopping experience and forget about the embarrassing experience, so he walked into the store and wandered casually along the shelves, ignoring the crowd who had paid.

He didn't want to buy anything at first, and it's not very convenient to buy too many things. Most of the things in the ten yuan store are more suitable for girls, so he just wandered around boringly.

Unexpectedly, there is something on the shelf with gifts and toys, an automatic string machine.

Zhuang Yan looked at it and remembered what Qian Duobao said about the manpower, and felt a little awkward.He stood in front of the stringer and touched a few, thinking that Xu Qixing told him that he had recited the scriptures over and over again, and he didn't know if he had recited or recited the other people's ones?Is it not at all, or just read it a few times?

Could it be that Xu Qixing has this kind of gift-giving hobby?The middle-aged and elderly Pan Chuaner is a national dealer, and each of them can save all sentient beings.

Zhuang Yan stretched out his hand to take down the string machine, and his steps towards the payment counter were so firm - in the future, he will have to give it to him manually, and if someone else wants it, he can just use the machine disk, put the bracelet in and plug it in, and the machine will start buzzing Automatic disk, next to put a soundtrack to look up.

Yep, energy production.

When paying, there are many people in line, pushing and shoving.Behind Zhuang Yan was an aunt, who was holding a pile of barbed wire and the like. Zhuang Yan was always afraid that she would scratch his bag and reveal his unspeakable secret to the world.

Later, it was his turn to take out the money. As soon as he reached for the wallet from his pocket and was about to take it out, he rushed over behind him.Zhuang Yan staggered two steps and knocked on the cashier counter. Before he could complain, his ears were ready to distinguish a sound from the noise, the sound of a carton falling to the ground.

Zhuang Yan was trembling all over, wishing to pour a ladle of ice water on the top of the sky. He hurriedly turned his head and saw that the aunt was bending over to pick up the box. He only felt that his words seemed to reply automatically, and no one had responded yet. Come here, the words have already been heard.

"Don't move!"

The aunt trembled from his fright, so she took a step back, letting Zhuang Yan, who leaned over suddenly, rush ahead and pick up the things.

The aunt came to her senses and yelled: "Are you sick? You snatched something from someone else, so loud it scared me to death!"

Zhuang Yan came back to his senses and saw the big characters with three numbers written on the box in his hand - Yellow Crane Tower.I couldn't help losing my arrogance, and stuttered: "I, I see you holding your waist, I'm afraid it's inconvenient for you, so I'll pick it up for you, respect the old and love the young, right? I'm sorry to scare you, head Once I have no experience in doing good things, I will know next time, I will know next time." Then he hurriedly paid the money and ran away holding the string machine.

I was exhausted after a day of tossing, and I didn't spare the energy to eat, and I was so hungry and tired that I didn't even have to vomit.When I finally got home, it was already dark.Fortunately, Xu Qixing hadn't come back yet, so Zhuang Yan hid things here and there, thinking it was inappropriate to hide them anywhere, and finally decided that the most dangerous place was the safest place, and hid them in the drawer of the bedside table.

If Xu Qixing pulls away with a swish one day, he can follow God's will and go down the donkey, oops, "Isn't it a coincidence that I was sleepy and gave me a pillow? Let's just have a good night."

It's all over.

Zhuang Yan thought about everything well, and felt that although there were some flaws today, the flaws were not concealed. The main task was completed perfectly, and the opportunity he chose was worth looking forward to.So she took a beautiful bath to relax, changed her clothes and came out from the balcony and was wiping her hair with a towel, thinking about waiting to pick up her boyfriend home from school.

Unexpectedly, when he looked up, his boyfriend was already sitting in the living room, his eyes were shining brightly, and he couldn't hide his excitement. When he saw him coming out, he couldn't wait to ask: "What birthday present did you buy for me? Come on, show it to me!"

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Back when I was a child, I was still a one-dollar and two-dollar store...