What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

Zhuang Yan took a taunt, pulled down the hem of his clothes angrily, and didn't want to look at him anymore, so he asked dryly with lowered eyes, "Is there anything else?"

Xu Qixing hooked the corner of his mouth, took a puff of cigarette: "Hang up."

Zhuang Yan thought for a while, then said with a heavy accent, "Thank you for your encouragement."

Xu Qixing didn't look down at his phone anymore, he just smiled and didn't speak when he heard it, he leaned against the street light pole, looking at the shadowy green forest, he sucked half a cigarette down to the butt, and then walked to the garbage Pressing the side of the bucket on the lid and twisting it, he took out the cigarettes and lighter he just bought, and threw them in with a bang.

Raising his hand to look at the phone, the face of the little fan was actually on the screen, the corners of the mouth were pursed and the corners of the mouth were slightly raised, and the eyes were bright. When he met his eyes, his face immediately flushed: "I, I..."

Xu Qixing found it very interesting, this person is either a white cut black 2.0, or a 24k pure fool.

I don't know where he developed his temper, and he will lose his face in a second for any emotion.If people try to guess what's on his mind, other people's faces will always have "slightly" written on their faces, but he alone would like to write "solution, plus two points" on your face in detail.

Xu Qixing: "Why didn't you hang up, didn't say anything, peeping?"

At first, Zhuang Yan thought that the other party would pretend to be a wolf with a big tail for 2 minutes and would answer him, so he didn't dare to hang up.Who knew that he just watched the other party take a puff and spit out, immersed in the inexplicably melancholy and careless beauty under the dim yellow light in the night, in a daze, the other party actually finished smoking.

While worrying that he missed the best time to hang up, he couldn't help feeling that men who smoke and look good are always attractive, just like his first non-mainstream name, he is a "Prince of Melancholy".

Zhuang Yan was caught licking his face and forced himself to be calm: "...my mother said that it is polite to wait for others to hang up first after speaking."

As Xu Qixing was walking home, he lowered his head and glanced at him teasingly: "So listen to your mother, and uncle will post a little red flower for you, okay?"

Zhuang Yan was stunned by his sudden teasing, and felt like he was stuttering today. After "you" for a long time, he still didn't dare to say "you are really shameless".

Xu Qixing teased him a few times and felt that he was in a much better mood, but he was afraid of making people anxious, so he hurried back seriously, as if nothing had happened: "Are you still going to practice after you die?"

Zhuang Yan nodded honestly.

Xu Qixing sincerely suggested: "If you find a personal trainer and go to the gym to push the equipment for a week, maybe you can still struggle for a while, and then do two sets of hyperemia before going on the court."

Zhuang Yan rekindled hope, looked at Xu Qixing expectantly and asked: "Then I still have time?"

Xu Qixing was stern and selfless: "It's hard to say."

After speaking, looking at the barometer-like dejected face of the other party, he felt itchy in his heart, and comforted him: "It's okay, technology is the primary productive force, and human wisdom is infinite. It's really impossible to have that kind of fake chest muscles and abdominal muscles." vest, search it yourself."

Zhuang Yan's mood was like a roller coaster, too lazy to listen to his bad tricks, he nodded perfunctorily: "Okay, goodbye."

Xu Qixing was not polite to him, and hung up with a single finger.Back to the WeChat interface, just in time to see his mother telling him not to be angry, and asked him if he would come back, Xu Qixing replied "Yes." He put the phone back in his trouser pocket and went home.

Looking at the broken chat interface, Zhuang Yan couldn't help but mutter: "Who is this?"

He was so heartbroken that the other party even deliberately came to sing bad news for him, and directly put a cap on his swaying little flame of persistence, which was about to be extinguished due to lack of oxygen.

Zhuang Yan forced himself to do two more sets of push-ups, and finally resigned himself to his fate, twitched his legs twice, and completely stopped moving.

Muscle growth is not half and collapsed in the middle.

Although Zhuang Yan has always been a lone wolf as gay, he has never been in any circles.But this does not prevent him from understanding the most popular type of fierce 1-bear 0.

Zhuang Yan felt that he had to show his small body in front of the people of the whole country. In the gay circle market, he was a well-known defective product that was unsalable before it was released.

Zhuang Yan was full of worries about dying alone without even talking about it once. He touched his phone and complained to Dai Yue about it.

Dai Yue took pleasure in collecting photos of several male guests showing their figures, and sent them a bunch of them: "Then you are miserable, you stand out from the crowd, look at each of them, and compare you Like an underdeveloped elementary school student."

As soon as Zhuang Yan heard this, he thought of Xu Qixing's shameless uncle, and couldn't help but fight back against Dai Yue: "I advise you to be strict with your words, I only have muscles that will be compared to others." Can a primary school student do it?"

After speaking, he inexplicably remembered Xu Qixing's emm he saw in the toilet, felt guilty for two seconds, and then convinced himself in his heart: it was so!At most, it's the difference between freshman and junior!It's not a primary school student!

Listen to people's advice to eat a full meal.

The next day, Zhuang Yan found a personal trainer at a nearby gym, and started a week of hell where he would bench press during the day and lie down in bed with his eyes closed for a week.

Finally made it to the day before the recording, Zhuang Yan was holding up his clothes in front of the mirror, stroking the contours of his stomach with satisfaction, and couldn't help but hope that the program group could put a red circle on his stomach in the later stage like the editor of a fan circle It is circled on the top, and next to it is written - pay attention here, there are abdominal muscles.

He felt that he had done his best, so he took a can of iced Fat House Happy Water from the refrigerator, nestled on the sofa and waited for the program on TV to start.

Today is the third episode, which is the episode of zombies. He was on TV for the first time. Thinking about it, he was a little excited!And no matter what, Xu Qixing's eyesight is still very good, and he himself thought his dress that day was very good-looking, as expected of a person who relies on clothes...

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong-"

It was his mother who sent the video request, and Zhuang Yan answered it.

Zhuang's mother was very happy, she seemed to have a new haircut, and the little old lady who painted her eyebrows and eyes was very energetic. She said: "Zai Zai, is your show going to air soon? It's your mother in this episode, right?" ?”

Zhuang Yan smiled helplessly and nodded: "Yes, it will start soon, are you waiting to see?"

Zhuang's mother groaned: "Isn't this nonsense? It's my first time on TV, I have to watch it carefully." After she finished speaking, she moved her big face away from the screen, and slowly revealed the scenery behind her - one by one The heads were tightly packed together, apart from his father who was so crowded that he could barely be recognized by the reflection of his bald head, there were also several smiling uncles and aunts.

Zhuang Yan's smile gradually froze, and his mother didn't notice it, so she warmly introduced him: "This is Aunt Wang, do you remember? She hugged you when you were a child! This is Uncle Xu, how about his son?" Do you remember?...Hey, are you still in the next issue? They have made appointments with me, and they will come and watch with me next week."

Remember, why not remember it.When I was in school, there were only a few gays, Zhuang Yan was still ignorant and couldn't figure out his own model, this social flamboyant made 1's a disaster all over the place, and made all the little 0's in the surrounding school district stand alone Boudoir, is a notoriously powerful person.

At that time, he was always afraid that the other party would provoke him, but who knew that the other party only wanted to be his sister.

Thinking about it now, Zhuang Yan is still mad at him for being blind!I'm a manly man 1, it's amazing!What sisters and sisters are called Dad!

Zhuang Yan: "I still have something to do, let's go down first, you see."

Then I quickly opened Taobao to search for fake pectoral muscles and fake abdominal muscle vests to place an order, and searched for fake biceps and quadriceps in one go, including arms and legs.

Then I opened Baidu Douban to post an anonymous post asking [Urgent!Wait online!What to wear to the pool without being an idiot! 】,【Save a life, you will get rich overnight!Do boys have swimsuits?Can we wear wetsuits in the pool? 】

What are you kidding?No matter where you are ashamed, you can't lose your identity in front of the former sisters. Zhuang Yan was so anxious that he cast aside ten thousand times in his heart the self who was usually paralyzed wherever he went, wishing that he could wash away the youth's grievances.

The next day, when Zhuang Yan was carrying the equipment sent by Tongcheng Shan, he was anxiously looking for the clothing room to change. He happened to pass by Xu Qixing's dressing room, and the voices of people could be faintly heard inside, and Zhuang Yan could hear it more clearly the closer he got.

Qian Duobao's voice was recognizable: "Does it have to be withdrawn? What's the difference between this and other hype? It's not worth it. We don't care if he doesn't look like this anymore." What's the matter!"

Xu Qixing: "If you are told to withdraw, you will withdraw."

Qian Duobao sighed: "Oh ancestor, what can I eat this for? It's not true that it doesn't lose a piece of meat. Now the little girl eats and sells rot, who doesn't know it's fake, he is so popular Take a long time."

Xu Qixing paused for two seconds: "You care so much about the company's money, or else your salary will be taken away."

Zhuang Yan couldn't help laughing. Hearing the other party's pleasant voice and cold tone, he could still think of the careless and annoying expression on the other party's face.

Qian Duobao didn't know what to do, so he hurriedly said, "Don't".

I can only ask again: "Then Liu Nan's cp is really not going to be withdrawn? If you want to withdraw all of them, you can withdraw one at a time. Let's withdraw one and save one more. I don't know how many different little scripts I will make up for you tomorrow. "

Xu Qixing didn't care: "I don't care about the propaganda. The program group spent money to buy me and then spent money to withdraw. I'm not that bad. Just withdraw what shouldn't be there. I didn't cooperate with him. He and What do I matter?"

Qian Duobao also said that Meng Jin persuaded him: "Brother Qian, don't be angry, since Brother Xu said so, he must have thought about it, let's withdraw, let's withdraw, ah."

Qian Duobao hated iron and said: "What do you know? Your brother Xu is already at the forefront of the storm, and a bunch of people are waiting to scold him with magnifying glasses. The mouth grows on other people's bodies. If we really open it, we want to sew it up." Can it be sewed? The point is that it's not worth it!"

Meng Jin muttered in a low voice, but several people could hear clearly: "It's not worth making Brother Xu unhappy because of this."

Zhuang Yan was confused.

He was preoccupied with preparing combat equipment yesterday, and he didn't even bother to watch his first photoshoot, and he didn't know what happened after the broadcast.He turned into the clothing room to change clothes, and waited for the makeup artist to come to make up, while taking out his mobile phone to read Weibo trending searches.

Qian Duobao's efficiency was so high that Zhuang Yan's time to change his clothes #余民光徐做行相爱相杀#'s trending search was removed, leaving only #柳南许奇行# still hanging on it.And it's not the kind of little-by-bit reduction in heat that deceives people's eyes and ears, it's just removed directly, and it's clear that telling everyone is artificial.

On Weibo, it was like a fish pond was blown up, and it turned against the sky.

Half of the people, as Qian Duobao guessed, either said that Xu Qixing was a connoisseur of speculation, and that he was just playing around with the topic.

Either it means that Xu Qixing doesn't have 300 taels of silver here, or he sells corruption and establishes a new routine.

There is also a group of Xuliu CP fans who have already started cracking candy, and firmly believe that differential treatment is the official seal.

But Xu Qixing's fans and a handful of passers-by didn't take it seriously and laughed it off.

Are you kidding, who doesn't know how many hot searches their brother has withdrawn in the past six months, their brother Yuzhi is homophobic, okay?Whoever wants to get involved with their elder brother selling rot doesn't need them to do it, the elder brother will tear off a layer of his skin with his own hands!

Looking at the screen full of homophobia, Zhuang Yan snorted.

I didn't expect someone to look like a human being but have such an extreme and narrow view of the world, hum!

Feeling that he cared too much, Zhuang Yan put away his phone, stood up and was about to go out to find a makeup artist for makeup.There are no cafes in rounding off. If you don't finish it early, if there are too many people, you will have to wait.

Zhuang Yan put on a coat, opened the door, and lowered his head to fasten the buttons. He happened to see Xu Qixing leaning on the door frame, and looked up when he heard the voice.

Zhuang Yan didn't miss the flash of astonishment in the other party's eyes, and the laugh that followed.

He immediately straightened his face, hating himself for being dizzy, knowing that the other party was fooling him with nonsense, but he took it seriously!

The swimsuit with the top needs to be shipped locally. He searched all night to find such a one-piece short-sleeved shorts. Now he regrets that he can't even take off the top!

Zhuang Yan was a little embarrassed, and wanted to walk past him without looking at him, when a person came across, it was screenwriter Brother Zheng, and he was shocked when he saw Zhuang Yan: "What are you doing, why did you choose this one?" planted?"

Zhuang Yan felt that Xu Qixing was still looking at him, and felt like he was being publicly executed, so he blushed and hurriedly said, "I asked you yesterday, and you said that you can bring your own swimsuit."

Brother Zheng said: "I mean... What kind of flamboyance can boys have if they are all swimming trunks, who would have thought that you look like a diver, you can't do it, you are with someone else..."

Zhuang Yan was a little at a loss, it didn't matter if he changed when the situation came to an end, the point was that he didn't have to change.

Xu Qixing stopped Zheng Ge: "I asked him to wear the same dress as me. I have a big tattoo on my back, which can't be seen if it's exposed. It's so stupid for a person to dress like this. I dragged him into the water. It shouldn't be too late." The problem is, short-sleeved shorts are not that exaggerated."

Brother Zheng heard that it was this person's idea, but if he didn't like it, he had to think about it.What's more, people also said that they have tattoos on their backs, which would be a problem for later P, so this trick is not crooked.

It's a pity that the beautiful body is missing.

Brother Zheng didn't have much trouble, he let Zhuang Yan go without raising his hand.Xu Qixing called Meng Jin over and asked him to drive to buy something similar.

Meng Jin was puzzled: "Hey, where can I buy this? I have never seen this style when I go shopping."

Zhuang Yan quickly took out his mobile phone and found the store link in the same city, and sent a message to the customer service to ask for the address of the physical store: "I bought it here, in the same city, I will send you the address right away."

Meng Jin took the errand and hurried away, Xu Qixing didn't ask for credit, but just leaned there and looked at him with a half-smile.

Zhuang Yan didn't want to be ignorant of good and bad, so he bit the bullet and asked, "Well, do you really have a tattoo on your back?"

Xu Qixing: "No."

Zhuang Yan: "... Then if you lie, aren't you afraid that he will see it later?"

Xu Qixing was surprised: "Do you think everyone is like you, and if you want to see me, I have to flirt with him?"

Zhuang Yan: "...I didn't want to watch it."

The author has something to say:

The author's glasses were broken, and my eyes always hurt. I have been writing all afternoon, I'm sorry.

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