What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

It was already dark, but the moon could not be seen.

The occupancy rate of the new campus is not very high. From a distance, the lights are sparse.

Xu Qixing walked in without meeting anyone. When passing by the convenience store downstairs, he suddenly turned his foot, went in, bought a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, and came out.

Picking up a street lamp in the small garden and squatting down, he unpacked and took out a cigarette to light, put it in his mouth and sucked it hard.

How long has it been since he smoked?

It's probably like he hasn't seen Yu Yaoguang for so long since he was reborn.

He can't get enough of his lungs from smoking, that's fake smoking.Suck it in your mouth for two seconds, then exhale a puff of smoke.

In other words, he learned this trick from those cronies in his previous life. He always went out to play, and you couldn’t refuse to pass cigarettes back home. Although no one dared to say anything, he was very disappointed. Slowly, he learned to fake cigarettes from these people. .

He was also taken by these people and met Yu Yaoguang.

What was your impression when you met that person for the first time?

Probably timid, cowardly, and submissive.When he was pushed in front of him by a group of people laughing and winking, his face was flushed, and the corners of his clothes were clenched like a rag. As soon as Xu Qixing talked to him, his eyes widened in shock.

That's the way it is in this circle, it's not taboo to eat meat or vegetables.A little rookie with no one to rely on, even if you like women, someone will try to play with you, not to mention that Yu Yaoguang was originally gay, so he was naturally taken as another challenge to him by the second-generation ancestors with malicious intentions A toy with the image of a leaf not sticking to the body in the bushes.

Xu Qixing returned from playing, and he couldn't agree with those dogs who became estrous after drinking. He thought it was quite interesting to be treated vigilantly as a wolf with a big tail for the first time.Take out all the people, and tell those people that it's useless to avoid these things.

Yu Yaoguang is very grateful to him, he is always following his buttocks to show his courtesy poorly, his hot face is stuck to his cold buttocks eight hundred times, wishing he could have frostbite all over him, and he still lives like a day for several years He covered it back to warm.

What was he thinking at that time?

Probably because he felt that this person was simply stupid after a trip to the muddy pond, how many times he was frustrated, he still laughed whenever he saw him, and he didn't fight or grab him. The other party was always flattered when he missed some resources. strenuous.

Now that I think about it, people fucking have latitude and longitude in their breasts and go and take a look. They don't like the small profits in front of them, and they are waiting to put a long line to catch big fish.

Later, Yu Yaoguang began to insinuate that he liked him, but every time he said it, he blamed himself, please don't be burdened.

Do you really like it? Xu Qixing believes that there is, but it is definitely not as good as the other party's ambition to spread like a virus.

Xu Qixing didn't feel like he hated him at that time, but when it comes to talking about being together, he still almost feels like it's not that kind of liking.Feeling guilty, I always avoid him.

And later, he woke up from a pub hangover, and the other party was lying beside him covered in bruises and broken dolls. Whenever he opened his eyes, his face would turn red, and whenever he saw him doubting, he would burst into tears.

Xu Qixing turned around when he was hit by the flying cauldron, but he put pieces together, but he absolutely didn't believe that he would do such a thing.

It's just that he drank alcohol and didn't take drugs, not to mention whether he can still get hard after the fragment, just say that he has never thought of this kind of thought before, it doesn't make sense that he suddenly transforms on the night of the full moon and plays triple jumps, He directly became an expert in the alphabet world.

Xu Qixing sucked one mouthful after another, and before he felt anything, the cigarette burned to his buttocks, so he took out another one and smoked it.

It was probably the first time he noticed that the corner of the other party's face was raised, revealing another face with fangs underneath.

He thought back to that day, when he rubbed his head that was stinging from the hangover with one hand, he grabbed a piece of clothing and touched the other person with the other. Home routine - advance with retreat.

The other party was full of tears and smiled hard, as if he didn't realize that he was crying at all. He said he didn't mind, and he blamed himself. He forgot about this door and didn't mention it again. He said he had no face Don't see me after calling brother.

Xu Qixing asked someone to check after he left the house. Within three days of being confused, there were rumors all over the circle that he had slept with other people, saying that Yu Yaoguang met someone when he came out, and if he teased him if he didn't make a show, he would have become a blockbuster. , If you don’t play, don’t play. It turns out that you want to have fun.

Later, when he was driving, he received a call from his mother saying that a young man came to find his father. He didn't know what he said. The old man went to the emergency call. He was so anxious that he hung up the phone before he hung up.

When he watched the movie before he died, he thought that if he could go back to before these things started, he would definitely beat himself up.No matter how disgusting his own affairs were, he was not afraid, but he had been arguing with the old man for so many years, but he never thought that he would get angry because of him.

When he died once and lay on the bed and opened his eyes again, he really didn't know which god had heard his wish, and even thought that there is nothing wrong with making a wish. Do you want to pay back your wish with your own mouth?

I don't know if the old man was rescued in the end...

Xu Qixing smoked half of the second cigarette, put his hand down and put out the cigarette on the ground, thinking about the family banquet that Li Jiatong was talking about two days ago, staring at the cigarette ash on the ground in a daze for a while, took out his mobile phone and called his mother.

"Hey, Mom, I'll be back for the family dinner next week..."

Mother Xu's joy came along with her voice: "Oh my dear son, why do you suddenly want to participate? I thought this time..."

Xu Qixing heard a heavy hum from the other end of the phone, as if a book had been slapped on the table, and the old man's voice deliberately raised his voice and said: "I'll see tomorrow, is it the sun coming out from the west or not?" Does the weasel pay New Year greetings to the chicken?"

Xu Qixing hung his hands restlessly and twirled the cigarette on the ground again. The shreds of tobacco were all twirled on the floor. He suppressed a breath and said in his heart, "I will not be angry when others are angry. If I am mad, I will have no one to replace me." I can't listen, you can make as much noise as you like": "Last time my little aunt mentioned something to me, and I also want to go back and see you...you."

The old man was even more eccentric: "Look at him! It's useless to say what your own parents said, and you have to find a middleman to invite him specially. In ancient times, a pro, three matchmakers and six hired ones didn't even have your son go home to eat." It's a big meal!"

Xu's mother patted him and scolded him in a low voice: "What are you talking about! Don't let your son come back after so much trouble and you'll leave in anger!"

When the old man heard this, he was even more unwilling to accept this softness. He pulled his neck and said stiffly: "Will love come back or not! I take care of the nursing home myself, I don't care about it!"

Xu Qixing said goodbye to his mother patiently, stood up abruptly and stomped his feet, holding his breath, pulled out another cigarette and lit it.

What is he thinking about here, sad and sad?The old man of his family has always been much tougher than him, maybe he can get up and use an electric fan to blow away the ashes of his unfilial son.

Fuck this useless heart.

While holding his mobile phone hanging by his side, he twirled around, holding a cigarette in one hand and puffing.

The phone suddenly ding ding dong dong reminded of the notification tone of WeChat video request, Xu Qixing didn't even look at it.He thought and knew that his mother must have suppressed the reluctant old man, pressured the old man to apologize, and came to be his peacemaker.

The notification sound stopped after a while, and Xu Qixing snorted mockingly: This old man's patience is really getting worse.

Someone suddenly said on the phone: "Can you stop shaking? I'm dizzy in 3D, and I'm about to vomit."

Zhuang Yan took the candy all the way in the car, and he was already full of blood and mana. He wished that there would be Thomas in the street and do two sets of "The Times Are Calling".

The exhaustion was swept away, and next week's pool special was hanging on his neck, making him look at his white body, and he had to attack the hunk at the speed of life and death.

When Xu Qixing's video request was sent, Zhuang Yan was doing abdominal muscle tearing. He was doing belly curling like a pippi shrimp dropped on the table, moving around in a mess, starting ten times to do one non-standard one.

He reached over with his hand and looked at the initiator, he was surprised and hesitated for a while, he didn't know what was going on and was afraid that the other party would be in a hurry, so he quickly picked it up.

Then he watched the shadow of a tree flash across the screen, the road lights pulled out afterimages, and he saw a pair of trouser legs...

Zhuang Yan felt that he was not so dizzy when he was eating chicken. After he made a reasonable request to the other party, he thought that if he really had something to say, then he would have to take a motion sickness medicine before coming back.

Xu Qixing thought he had heard it wrong, so he turned up his phone and opened it, only to realize that somehow he had made a video call to his little fan by accidentally touching it by mistake.

The little fan was wearing a white T-shirt, no glasses, sweat on his face and neck, and a few strands of bangs sticking to his forehead. He was white and tender, like a high school student.

Xu Qixing didn't say he made a mistake, but smiled: "What are you doing?"

The picture on the screen of Zhuang Yan's mobile phone flickered twice. He first saw the sharp-edged lower jaw of the other party, and the upper half of his face was hidden in the shadow, so he couldn't see the expression clearly.

Hand-controlled Zhuang Yan watched the other party hold a cigarette between his slender and well-proportioned fingers, and the scarlet flame was flickering on the cigarette butt. The other party seemed to smile with the corners of his mouth curled up, and casually held the phone on his chest and looked down at him.

Zhuang Yan praised Yan Yan in his heart for being bold, and the other party didn't care about the angle of death when he took the picture from bottom to top, unlike him, who even had the burden of tilting the phone at a 45-degree angle from top to bottom.

Zhuang Yan: "I'm exercising."

Xu Qixing raised his eyebrows and looked away to smoke: "You are used to it quite well."

Zhuang Yan: "No... because next time I'm going to the swimming pool, I'm going to exercise my muscles."

Xu Qixing looked down at him: "Now that I think about it, you said today that your legs are weak from training, and you just need to go to the swimming pool to train your arms and stomach, and there is no time for anything else."

Zhuang Yan wanted to cry but had no tears, he just wanted to wail: "It's too late for my stomach! I'm such a waste!"

Xu Qixing laughed: "Pull it away and show me, I can see if you can still be saved."

Zhuang Yan looked at him suspiciously. Although this man was taller than him, he was as thin as him. We are all mud bodhisattvas who can help each other to cross the river.

Xu Qixing saw his distrust, so he didn't say much. He lifted up the hem of his clothes, showed him his abdominal muscles, and rolled up his sleeves to show him his bulging arms: "Not convinced yet? Where to look."

Zhuang Yan: "Okay, okay! Take it!"

He was attacked by the opponent's body and lost blood seriously.And under this kind of blurry video lens, it is actually better than the emotional scene pushed by the SLR.

Men who look thin when dressed, look fleshy when undressed, and men with buffs are all bastards.

Xu Qixing nodded his chin at him, signaling that it was his turn.Zhuang Yan lifted up his hem in shame, held it under his chin, and asked him without looking away, "Is there any help?"

It's not that he's ashamed of showing his abs. Boys are much shirtless when they play basketball in summer.He was ashamed mainly because of his timidity, and others saw what he couldn't do in advance. Zhuang Yan felt that he was on the road of being weak and never looked back.

Xu Qixing looked at the other person's face sideways, revealing a white and thin waist, and there were faint outlines of a few abdominal muscles, the kind that can be seen even if someone is so thin.

He stared at the screen for a while, and Zhuang Yan almost became angry when he saw it, so he smiled and shook his head, and said sincerely: "Give up, it's hopeless."

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