Shock!My brick mover is actually a master of metaphysics

Miss Yang closed the door and walked towards the two of them.

Jian Le simply stopped beating around the bush with her, he said: "Miss Yang, in fact, brother Liu and I are not willing to marry you."

Miss Yang nodded, found a chair and sat down: "I know."

Jian Le was a little surprised when she heard it, but she wasn't very surprised. After all, the two of them were indeed not infatuated, so naturally they couldn't show an expression of obsession.

"Is there any fascination effect in that soup?" Jian Le asked.

Miss Yang nodded generously and said yes, people who drink it will have a good impression of her, and they are obsessed. After she said this, she also asked a question: "I'm curious, how did you avoid it?"

Jian Le thought, it was a coincidence anyway, so she told her, but the other party just nodded and didn't seem to care much.

Since this girl was so easy to discuss, Jian Le asked, "Can you let us go? We promise not to talk about it."

He knew it was like farting, and sure enough, the other party said no, and then she said, "I'm sorry, I have a last resort."

"Oh? What is it?" Jian Le asked.

Miss Yang said: "I have too much yin energy in my body, and I need to supplement it with yang energy."

There are only men with yang energy in the ghost world, no wonder those men are such motherfuckers, it turns out that Miss Yang sucked the yang energy.But Jian Le didn't want to be such a motherly person, so he apologized, and then said: "You can go to the human world."

Miss Yang nodded and said, "I do have this intention recently."

"In that case, can't you let us go?" Jian Le asked.

Miss Yang stood up and pointed to Liu Xiaosheng who was eating melons: "This person is fine."

Jian Le simply stood up and asked, "What about me?"

Miss Yang shook her head and said you can't do it.

"Why?" Jian Le was puzzled. Could it be that he has a particularly strong yang energy?was discovered?

Miss Yang said: "You are very interesting, I like it."

Jian Le: "..." Liu Xiaosheng who was beside him patted him on the shoulder very hard, "Brother, thank you for your hard work." After speaking, he made a gesture to leave the good time to the two of them, but was dragged away by Jian Le Living.

Liu Xiaosheng was naturally joking, and quickly said that he would like to be a light bulb.

Jian Le sighed, if she knew he would not do it, she might have let him go, so she could only ask: "Is it really impossible to discuss?" At the same time, she took out her bag.

Although Miss Yang was very curious about his actions, she still shook her head and said no.

Jian Le then said: "That offends me." He took out a bottle of something and sprayed it on Miss Yang's hair.

Originally, he wanted to face his face, but he thought that if such a beautiful face was crippled by him, he would have committed a serious crime, so he turned around.

Miss Yang didn't understand what Jian Le had done. She reached out to touch her hair, only to find that her hand was actually stuck. She pulled it, but found that it couldn't be pulled off for a while.

"Miss Yang, have you heard of 502 glue?" Jian Le asked, "I advise you not to—"

"His!"

Jian Le was stunned halfway through speaking, and Liu Xiaosheng beside him also opened his mouth wide, and even wiped his eyes.

Seeing that Miss Yang pulled hard, her black and beautiful hair was torn off by her. Miss Yang stepped forward and asked, "What do you advise me not to do?"

Jian Le shook her head and asked, "Can I ask you a question?"

Miss Yang stretched out her hand with sticky hair, "Excuse me."

"Are you... a man or a woman?" Jian Le asked.

At this time, her fingers were covered with hair all over her head, and there were only sporadic hair roots left on her head. She looked like a handsome man.Miss Yang was puzzled and said, "Of course I am a woman."

When Jian Le and Liu Xiaosheng heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Fortunately, their three views have stabilized for the time being.

Ms. Yang didn't care about her hair at all, but it was uncomfortable when it stuck to her hands and couldn't be shaken off. Moreover, because her hair was full of glue and stuck to her clothes, she simply took off her top.

"Miss Yang, don't take it off!" The two shouted at the same time, but it was too late, Miss Yang had already taken off her shirt, and they were stunned to see the two steamed buns falling to their respective feet.

Jian Le supported the shaky three-view, and said quietly: "Miss Yang, what is the purpose of carrying steamed buns with you?"

"My mother asked me to bring a bodyguard," Miss Yang replied, walking towards Jian Le.

When Jian Le heard this, he seemed to understand something. As soon as he raised his head, he looked at Miss Yang's flat chest. He subconsciously took half a step back, and Miss Yang, who was pinching her upper body, took another step forward.

Jian Le said: "Miss Yang, I have always liked women."

"Exactly, we are a perfect match," Miss Yang replied.

No, it doesn't.

For a man who thinks he is a woman, you can't talk about gender with him, so Jian Le said: "I'll be polite if you come here again", and waved the bottle in her hand.

Miss Yang took another step forward: "Please go ahead."

Originally thinking that the other party was a girl, the violence was too rude, but now that Jian Le had no psychological burden, she immediately sprayed "biubiu", but Miss Yang didn't care at all.

Jian Le could only take a few steps back again, puzzled and said: "Didn't you say that you don't like to be forced?"

"I did not force you," Miss Yang said.

The two kept backing away, and Jian Le was quickly cornered.

Jian Le is still insisting on the last stubbornness: "Actually, I have someone I like."

"It's okay, I don't care." Miss Yang hesitated for a moment, but quickly stepped forward again.

Jian Le said quickly: "Really, that man is called Su Yuan. He and I have been on hot searches, and he is a man. In fact, I have always liked men, that is him."

Ms. Yang, who still believed so much just now, doesn't believe it at all now. She was about to attack Bawang, but Jian Le took out her mobile phone at this moment, and said helplessly: "If you don't believe me, you can see."

In front of Ms. Yang is the enlarged version of the photo of the two of them together. In the photo, Jian Le is shirtless and wiping Su Yuan's nose, her eyes seem to be full of affection.

At this time, the two were in the corner, and Miss Yang leaned closer to watch the movements carefully, which happened to make her whole body rub against the wall.

Jian Le took back the phone and said, "All right, I lied to you."

Then he got out from under the opponent's elbow, but he didn't forget to take the whistle from Miss Yang's neck before he got out.

Everything he did just now was to force Miss Yang to the corner and let her stick her body onto it, isn't that all it takes?

Liu Xiaosheng, who was watching the play, quickly came up to him, flattered him warmly, and said, "Brother Jian Le, you are so strong!"

"You spit out the melon seeds in your mouth before you talk!" Jian Le replied, and then said to Miss Yang who was silent behind her: "Miss Yang, I really don't like you, this is the truth."

Miss Yang didn't speak, her whole body was glued to the wall, and she only gave Jian Le an indifferent profile.

Jian Le didn't care, and waved the whistle in her hand, "I'll borrow this first." After speaking, she blew the whistle in the way Miss Yang did, and a handsome and proud white horse ran in front of the two of them.

The horse seemed to have the ability to pass through walls, and it didn't damage anything when it stood in front of the two of them.

"That's it?" Liu Xiaosheng asked in surprise, and even reached out to touch the horse's head, but was still dodged.

Jian Le hurriedly told the other party not to be curious, go up quickly, Liu Xiaosheng groaned for a long time, but still couldn't climb up, Jian Le had no choice but to move a chair and let the other party stand on it and climb up.

It was also fortunate that the horse was not noisy, otherwise Liu Xiaosheng might have been kicked off.

Jian Le put her things back into the bag, climbed up, and then said the last word to Miss Yang who had been silent all this time: "Miss Yang, I wish you to find Mr. Ruyi as soon as possible, and there will be no future."

After saying this, he blew his whistle, and the white horse quickly disappeared into the entire room.

Not long after the two of them left, Xiaotian rushed in with a group of people. Seeing Miss Yang who was trapped in the corner with her upper body naked, she fell to her knees in fright: "Miss, the servant is late."

"It's okay, get up." Miss Yang, who was originally trapped, came out from the corner of the wall. Behind her, a large piece of the wall collapsed, and even her body was covered with a lot of wall powder and bricks. She smiled and said: "They can't escape."

If you don't look at the bricks on her back, this smile is a bit evil and enchanting.

Xiaotian nodded quickly, and said: "Servant, go and prepare hot water for you to wash." When she turned around, Miss Yang said, "Xiaotian, wait a minute."

Xiaotian stopped quickly, and Miss Yang pointed to the bricks on her body, and she said, "Do you know how to wash off 502 glue?"

Xiaotian shook her head, and immediately replied: "Miss, don't worry, I'll see if God knows." She turned on the phone and found that it said that banana water can be removed, so she quickly told Miss Yang to listen.

Miss Yang nodded and said yes, let her put more banana water in the bath water later.Oda didn't dare to disobey, and hurried to prepare.

On the other side, Liu Xiaosheng, who successfully got on the white horse, said happily: "Oh! My 10 yuan has been saved!"

The white horse galloped quickly with the two of them.

Immediately, Liu Xiaosheng was very happy. When he thought that he would be able to go to the human world soon, he screamed happily, but soon, the floating light beside the two of them began to turn black, and finally there was only a faint blue light beside them. haunt.

Liu Xiaosheng's original howling voice suddenly softened, but Jian Le calmed down. After all, he had already walked all the way, so he calmly took out his phone and turned on the lighting function.

Sure enough, it still smells familiar.

Liu Xiaosheng was shocked at the depression on the road at first, but after seeing the red flowers on both sides, he screamed: "Stop, stop!"

Without waiting for Jian Le to ask why, the horse seemed to hear Liu Xiaosheng's voice, its originally fast pace slowed down, and finally stopped the horse's hooves.

Jian Le patted the horse on her body in puzzlement: "Why did it stop?" She even blew the whistle, but the horse stood there without saying a word, as if it had fallen asleep.

Liu Xiaosheng looked overwhelmed with pain, and kept repeating: "It's over, it's over, we're over."

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