Shock!My brick mover is actually a master of metaphysics

Jian Le grew up in socialism, so naturally he didn't like this extravagant style, but his stop was ineffective, but when changing underwear, Jian Le forcefully refused, and finally kept his underwear.

After the two put on the same groom's robes, they looked at the troubled brother beside them, and suddenly felt a little better for no reason.

Jian Le asked: "Dongfu tonight?"

The salesperson nodded yes.

Jian Le said again: "Then may I ask, is there a custom of going back to your husband's house?"

The salesperson seemed unhappy, and said coldly: "Since you are married to our young lady after today, you will naturally belong to her, so why should you go back to your husband's house?"

Jian Le sighed quietly, and said, "Then I won't marry."

The salesperson angrily smashed the comb in his hand to the ground and scolded: "You stinky man, do you think our lady cares about you?"

Jian Le sat on the seat and didn't speak, looking very sad. Liu Xiaosheng didn't know what he was doing, but his intuition told him that a man who dared to complain to Brother Bai should not be messed with, so he silently ate melons in his seat.

When Miss Yang came in, she saw such a scene. She said solemnly: "Xiaotian, what happened?"

The salesperson named Xiaotian immediately knelt down and told Ms. Yang exactly what happened just now.

Miss Yang frowned after hearing this, "Jian Lang, you don't want to marry anymore?" When she said this, the temperature on her side seemed to drop several degrees, and everyone in the room, except Jian Le and Liu Xiaosheng, all knelt down up.

Jian Le then lowered her head and sighed: "The wife is as beautiful as a flower, which man doesn't want to marry? But I just came to the ghost world today, and the human world is my home. My parents built it all on it. Now I want to marry you." Isn't it unfilial to stay in this world forever?"

I don't know what words hit Miss Yang's heart, she said in a gentle tone, "Since you have such filial piety, you will definitely not ignore it as a wife, and I will accompany you back to the human world in the future."

Jian Le seemed very happy when she heard this, but she soon showed worry again, neither saying yes nor no, so Miss Yang nodded when she knew what he meant, "Come with me."

Xiaotian followed immediately, but turned to look at Jian Le, with a very ugly expression on his face.

Jian Le winked at Liu Xiaosheng, and they both followed.

The two of them left the house and walked to the open space, and saw Miss Yang took out the whistle in her arms and blew, a handsome and glamorous white horse came from the sky, and flew in front of them in an instant, Miss Yang seemed to be She wanted to reach out to touch the white horse's temples, but was avoided. She was not annoyed, and explained: "When there is a chance in the future, I will take you back to the human world."

Jian Le seemed a little unconvinced, Xiao Tian explained with great disdain: "It is a yin and yang horse, which can pass through the art. It is the only horse in the entire ghost world. It is an honor that our young lady only has!"

After Miss Yang blew the whistle again, the horse disappeared in front of the two at a speed visible to the naked eye, leaving only the haughty figure behind.

Only then did Jian Le sincerely thank you: "Thank you wife master."

He read on the official website that this girl Yang is of great status, and she is also the second generation of officials. He thinks that the family is very powerful, and there may be someone who will pick her up.It also said that this woman is very filial, so they started from this gap, but they really guessed right.

It can be described as a pleasant surprise.

In this case, maybe he doesn't have to wait until tomorrow to get on the bus.

"Then are you going to marry now?" Miss Yang asked.

Jian Le nodded and said yes, apparently she didn't expect Miss Yang to have the spirit of a feudal lord.

Miss Yang nodded and said, "Okay, I'll see you later." After speaking, she walked away aggressively, and the servant girls behind her followed her and left.

Looking at Miss Yang's back, Liu Xiaosheng said quietly: "She has no interest in me at all." So, can he not be Sanjiu anymore?

"It's okay, it's enough that I'm interested in you." Jian Le patted the other party's shoulder, signaling him not to slip away. Liu Xiaosheng was very sad, so he could only silently accept Sanjiu.

Xiaotian at the side rolled her eyes at the two of them, and after leading them back to the room, she should have stayed to take care of them, but she was not happy now, and led a group of maids outside, saying that if there was anything to do, don't look for her.

Originally, Jian Le shouldn't care about Xiaotian's attitude, but now that she knew that she was leaving soon, she called out when Xiaotian was about to go out: "Xiaotian, come here."

Although Xiaotian said not to look for her, he was still very responsible, but he said impatiently: "Why, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, or I will beat you!" He threatened with his fist.

Jian Le was very calm, and asked with a smile: "Do you want to change your hairstyle?"

"You, what do you mean!" Oda asked, her hair was actually very long, and it was always hanging on her head, looking a little gloomy.

"I learned the princess cut before, do you want to try it?" Jian Le explained, "Of course if you just want to cut it shorter, I will too."

Oda was very moved when he heard this, bit his lip and said, "You really know how to get a haircut?"

Jian Le said yes, he has dealt with many people (three or more are many people), and he has rich experience.If half of the reasoning is not satisfied, he will also pause.

Oda seemed a little hesitant, but another long-haired maid beside her stood up, and thoughtfully handed over the embroidery scissors in her hand, and said shyly, "Can you give me a haircut?"

Jane Le looked at the broken scissors in her hand, returned them to the other party, and took out the scissors she had prepared from her bag: "It's okay, I bring my own."

Although these scissors are not suitable for haircuts, they are still much better than the ones just now.

Since the girl only asked for a short cut, Jian Le cut it quickly, but what puzzled him was that when he was cutting his hair, a group of people surrounded him and talked loudly with their fingers, which probably meant Oh my god, it's incredible that this man can cut his hair!

With such a precedent, all the girls in the back came up and said they wanted a haircut, and Oda coughed: "What kind of dignity!"

The girls all shut up, and Xiao Tian blushed and said, "Do you understand? Line up!"

Then sat in front of Jian Le, hummed and said, "Give me a princess cut."

Jian Le said, "It doesn't seem to work."

Oda became angry: "Aren't you looking down on me! Didn't I just not agree?"

Jian Le replied: "No, these scissors may not cut well."

"It's okay, just figure it out." Xiaotian waved his hand and didn't care much, and Jian Le was more respectful than obedient.In fact, the princess cut, he usually read how to cut it on the Internet in his spare time, Xiaotian was the first one, and he didn't know if he could make it.

After all, he still has some skills, and it can't be regarded as a failure. The gloomy girl immediately became very refreshed after such a haircut. The girls all said it was amazing, and Xiao Tian was naturally very satisfied, so he must transfer the money to him. , Jian Le didn't want it at first, but she seemed to be very persistent, so Jian Le accepted it.

It was Liu Xiaosheng who shed tears of pain when he saw the transferred amount: "I have worked hard for five years, but the result is not as good as your haircut once."

That's right, Oda actually earned [-] in one turn, very proud.

Jian Le could only pat Liu Xiaosheng on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, just learn more about hair cutting in the future."

But as soon as he said this, everyone told him that there is no barber in the ghost world, because the hair of ghosts grows longer with the growth of ghosts.

This strand of hair is not so much hair as it is a condensate of Yin Qi, and they can't cut it off by themselves.

"Then how do you usually cut your hair?" Jian Le was surprised. He saw that the girls and men here didn't have long hair reaching their waists.

So they told him that sometimes the hair is too long, so they take out the Yin Qi from Guifubao, throw it into the air and let it disappear, and the hair will be shorter.

Someone else told him that he would take a bus to the human world, where he would find a lawn mower and have his hair done.

After saying this, everyone turned their envious eyes on the speaker Xiao Tian. They couldn't even imagine such a luxurious haircut experience.

It's just too expensive.

Oda waved his hands calmly and said it's okay.

After Jian Le knew the truth, she realized for the first time that in his eyes, the very poor Xiaocui turned out to be a big hole.

Therefore, he did not refuse Xiaotian to transfer his 10 yuan. After all, he would have to pay [-] yuan for one visit.After the beginning of Xiaotian, all the ghosts behind gave him money for haircuts. Jian Le didn't care about the amount, but seeing Liu Xiaosheng's envious and jealous look beside him, he guessed that the amount should be quite a lot.

Because of this experience, he got along very well with the ghosts here. Thinking of what to do next, Jian Le was actually a little sorry, but he finally took out the few rice dumplings left in the bag, Said: "This is my zongzi in the human world. Since I married my wife today, I naturally want to let other brothers taste it. I will trouble you."

Just now when he told Liu Xiaosheng that he didn't have it, he was actually telling him that it was okay to drink the soup for the second time, not that he really didn't mean nothing.And Liu Xiaosheng naturally understood.

Oda, who was cut into the princess cut, said: "Then it will be a main dish."

So the matter was settled like this, and the time was almost up, so the maids went out to clean up.

The auspicious time had come, and the two of them were helped out by the maid. Fortunately, there is no custom for the groom to wear a red hijab, otherwise Jian Le would definitely vomit blood.

A worship of heaven and earth.

Two worship the high hall.

Husband and wife worship.

But after worshiping heaven and earth, Jian Le stood up and said that her high hall is still there, and the rest of the ceremony will be completed when the two of them go to the human world.

Miss Yang nodded in agreement, and Liu Xiaosheng continued the process in great pain, looking at Jian Le, the heartless man, with tears in his eyes, while Jian Le stood on the side, very calm.

And at Jian Le's side, the other three or seven gentlemen surrounded the wedding hall with three floors inside and three floors outside, all wiping away their tears, looking very reluctant.

After all, his wife took two of them as soon as he took them today, so they were naturally very sad.

After the couple paid their respects, they were sent into the bridal chamber.

While Miss Yang went out to drink, Liu Xiaosheng in the room was about to complain about Jian Le's dishonesty just now, that Miss Yang who had just left opened the door and came in, she said: "It's time for the bridal chamber."

So fast? !

The two were actually a little nervous.

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