Rebirth: The Shura Field of the Two Slag Gongs

After Zhou Yancheng woke up, he looked around for He Yan but couldn't find him. He guessed that he must be in Shen Qun's ward.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the door, he heard Shen Qun saying "let's get married".

Zhou Yancheng was so angry that his hair stood on end, he rushed in with big strides and pulled He Yan up to block him,

Looking at Shen Qun's gaze, he wished to tear him apart: "Fuck you! You want to marry He Yan, unless I die!"

He clenched his fist and was about to swing it out, but He Yan yelled: "Whoever does it again will get the fuck out of me!"

At the same time, Shen Qun stopped his figure.

Fortunately, He Yan only said not to move his hands, but not to move his mouth.

Shen Qun gritted his teeth and almost burst into flames: "What face do you have to say this, I can marry He Yan, can you? Can you guarantee that you will never marry a woman or have children in your life?"

"I can!" Zhou Yancheng straightened his neck and said resolutely, "If I want to get married in this life, the name on my spouse column will only be He Yan!"

Shen Qun and He Yan looked at him in amazement at the same time.

"How can you guarantee it? Who the fuck can write a bad check with a red mouth and white teeth—"

"I promise with my life, if I fail He Yan, I will die a terrible death!"

"Ha! How much is your life worth?"

"It's worth more than yours!"

"How the hell are you old?"

"What are you again!"

"Shameless old man!"

"A brat with no hair at all!"

……

Seeing the two men with palettes on their heads start arguing like kindergarten children again, He Yan felt the veins throbbing in his temples, he pulled back the chair, sat on it himself, and let them quarrel with his forehead weary.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing here!" He Jinming and Shen Changgeng appeared at the door of the ward with their lunch boxes in hand, "Why are you arguing again? You both have injuries on your body, so hurry up and lie back down.

Xiaoqun, why did you run to the ground before you finished hanging up?Yancheng, you hurry back to the ward, and you, Yanyan! "

He Jinming walked in and looked at He Yan with some reproach: "How can you watch them arguing, they are all sick, so don't try to persuade them."

He Yan is a clay figurine, and he couldn't hold back his anger at this time: "Let them quarrel, and fight again if you have the ability. If you kill one, you will be clean!"

He suddenly stood up and walked out the door. Zhou Yancheng and Shen Qun wanted to follow at the same time. He Yan turned around abruptly, pointed at them and shouted sharply: "Stop the fuck! Don't follow anyone, you're all dead. !"

The two stopped in unison.

He Jinming and Shen Changgeng looked at each other, dumbfounded.

"Ahem," He Jinming coughed in embarrassment. It is one thing to know that two people like their son, but it is another thing to see them with their own eyes. .”

Zhou Yancheng and Shen Qun reached out at the same time to take the food box from He Jinming's hand: "Uncle He——"

Their hands touched each other in mid-air, and they retracted at the same time as if they were shocked by electricity. They frantically shook their hands and stared at each other through gritted teeth, as if they hadn't accidentally touched each other's hand, but were bitten by a dog. .

The lunch box was opened, and a strong aroma of vegetables wafted out, and two loud "cuckoo" sounds rang out in the ward at the same time, Zhou Yancheng and Shen Qun glared at each other angrily again.

"Listen, listen to how hungry you are, eat quickly!" He Jinming gave each of them a pair of chopsticks.

"Have you eaten Yanyan/Xiaoyan?" The two asked in unison.

He Jinming nodded: "Ah, he has eaten breakfast, so he probably won't be hungry by now, you can eat by yourself."

The two hesitated, both worried.

"It's okay, our Yanyan family has always been sensible, and will not starve themselves, unlike some children now who are always doing self-mutilation to hurt adults' hearts, alas, really ignorant..." He Jinming shook his head and sighed.

The hands of the two gunmen holding the chopsticks stopped at the same time: "..."

Shen Qun sat on his hospital bed with the lunch box in his hands, Zhou Yancheng sat on the chair, they were all devouring the food brought by the father-in-law He Jinming himself, whoever eats more earns more.

"Hey, eat slowly, eat slowly, if it's not enough, I'll call Yanyan and ask him to bring some back." The adults always felt inexplicably satisfied when they saw the children eat more, He Jinming laughed.

"Not enough to eat!" Both raised their heads and shouted in unison.

Two people, six boxes of rice, six dishes and two soups, I don't know where they come from to say that they don't have enough food?

He Jinming had no choice but to call He Yan, and the other end answered quickly, while talking to his son, He Jinming asked the two men who pricked up their ears like dogs: "Yanyan asked what do you want to eat? "

“The spicier the better!”

"It's fine if it's not spicy."

Zhou Yancheng narrowed his eyes, Shen Qun stared back, not to be outdone.

"Ahem!" Shen Changgeng, who was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, warned his son that enough is enough.

He Yan came back after a while, he was eating in the hospital cafeteria, He Yan walked to the small round table in the ward, Zhou Yancheng and Shen Qun immediately rushed over.

He Yan glanced at the two people in front of him, and said with a cold face, "Wherever you should sit, go!"

The two had no choice but to obediently move their buttocks back to their original seats.

He Yan divided all the food into three, and each of the three occupied a corner of the ward, eating quietly.

"Hey! There are so many people!"

A strange voice came from the door, and Lou Fengtang walked in with a cane.

The corners of Zhou Yancheng's eyebrows twitched, why did this idiot come here at this time?

Shen Qun and He Yan looked at this famous second-generation ancestor with cold eyes. Although He Jinming and Shen Changgeng felt strange, they stood up to make room for him. After all, this person was crippled by naked eyes.

"Oh, you two uncles, you are welcome. I am Lou Fengtang, and Zhou Yancheng is my old cousin, haha!" Lou Fengtang unceremoniously leaned on the sofa, and moved his leg that was covered with a steel plate to On the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Only then did He Jinming remember that when he was hospitalized earlier, Zhou Yancheng had a cousin who was also here, and he asked with concern: "You haven't been discharged from the hospital yet, it's been almost two months?"

"Hundred days of injury!"

Lou Fengtang's eyes rolled around Zhou Yancheng and Shen Qun's faces, and he couldn't hold back his joy: "Brother, what happened to you and this little brother? Hey, the color that hangs must have fallen into the dye vat, right?" ?”

There is a kind of person in this world who makes everyone want to kill him as soon as he speaks, and Lou Fengtang is simply a fighter among such people.

The masseter muscles on Zhou Yancheng's cheeks bulged, and he hummed with a half-smile: "Why are you here?"

"I didn't find anyone when I went to your ward! Hey, I remember that there is a saying called "iron beats or running water or something, does it mean our brothers?" Lou Fengtang's stomach has always had only bad water and no ink. I recalled it carefully, but still couldn't remember the complete word.

"That's called a barracks made of iron, soldiers of flowing water." He Jinming said patiently.

He Yan stood up and gave He Jinming his chair, and let Shen Changgeng sit on Shen Qun's hospital bed.

The average height of the four young men is 185, plus two elders, the small ward suddenly becomes extremely crowded, and even the air seems to be suffocated.

The only person who didn't feel uncomfortable slapped his thigh: "That's right, that's the sentence! Uncle, you are so knowledgeable!"

Zhou Yancheng took a deep breath, he had to get rid of this idiot immediately, otherwise the impression he had worked so hard to build with He Jinming would be completely ruined.

He went to the sofa to pull Lou Fengtang up: "Let's go, I'll take you back to your ward."

"Don't! It's so lively here. Let me tell you, brother, I've been suffocated these days. I felt bored in the first few days of hospitalization. I called many people to accompany me, but they were like a group of male ducks. , but I'll drive people away, and it's fucking lonely—"

Zhou Yancheng had bulging veins on his forehead.

"Uncle, can I stay here? You guys are having so much fun!"

"Of course." He Jinming chuckled, thinking that although the child was a bit of a tiger, he was also quite cute.

Lou Fengtang picked up a big apple on the coffee table, took a bite, chewed and spat out the apple peel, wondering, "Why is the apple peel bitter?"

He Yan stood leaning against the door and kindly explained: "The apples haven't been washed yet, so there probably are pesticide residues."

Lou Fengtang opened his mouth in a daze.

Shen Qun pounded the bed and laughed, He Jinming turned his head in embarrassment, Shen Changgeng glared at his son, Zhou Yancheng was so angry that he almost didn't bring it up.

"Yanyan, go and wash the apples." He Jinming hurriedly said.

"Don't pay attention to him, he is crazy and never eats apples at home." Zhou Yancheng refused to let He Yan go.

"When did I stop eating apples?" Lou Fengtang was very dissatisfied, "I love apples very much!" If the little beauty washed the apples, I would eat them even more, my future sister-in-law!

Lou Fengtang has been following Zhou Yancheng's ass since he was a child, even if Zhou Yancheng said that shit is fragrant, he can believe it.

"You love farts!" Zhou Yancheng stared at him warningly.

"Hey! You are not eating now, you should be eating, don't worry about me, I don't like to eat that lunch box either," Lou Fengtang took several sips of mineral water, stretched his head and looked at the lunch box on the small round table in front of him , sniffing, "It smells like gutter oil!"

He's father and son who bought "waste oil": "..."

With such a noisy sand sculpture, who the hell can still eat, and will die of laughter if he is not angry.

What's more, He Yan and Zhou Yancheng didn't have a place to sit.

He Yan was packing the lunch boxes on the table, Zhou Yancheng wanted to help, but just as he stretched out his hand, he was startled by a flash of light, and suddenly turned his head to stare at Lou Fengtang: "What are you doing?"

"I'll take a picture of you as a souvenir, to accompany Xiaomei...ah, this, this is the first time you do housework, what a commemorative significance!"

In memory of your grandma's legs!

"Lou, Feng, Tang!" Zhou Yancheng burst out words one by one from between his teeth, "You broke your leg, right?"

"That's right," Lou Fengtang was puzzled, "I've hit the steel plate!"

"Then why do I think it was your mouth that you broke? It can't be closed, right!" Zhou Yancheng stared at him warningly.

"I think it's Mr. Lou's brain that broke, hahahaha!" Shen Qun laughed so hard that Lou Fengtang came here to make things difficult for Zhou Yancheng. Could Shen Qun go crazy with joy?

"Aren't you the one with the broken brain?" Lou Fengtang pointed at Shen Qun's head which was still bandaged.

Come on, hurt each other!

Zhou Yancheng was convinced that this sand sculpture cousin was here to drag him down.

Lou Fengtang didn't have the self-awareness of his teammates, he saw that only He Jinming in this room was interested in listening to him, so he chattered to He Jinming, "Uncle, are you He Yan's father?"

"Ah, yes." He Jinming smiled.

"Oh, it looks like you, He Yan looks so much like you, as good-looking as you! When I saw He Yan for the first time, I thought my brother's [-] million dollars was so worth it!"

"Lou Fengtang!" Zhou Yancheng knew it was wrong when he heard the words "I saw it for the first time".