Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Jia Amnesty looked at the two in disbelief, and silently felt sorry for his own father, Jia Daishan.This baby was born in the wrong era!

Hey, I don't know what will happen to Jia Daishan in this life?

But just think that his son in essence will bring up his own father, he can scold him, beat him for disobedience, kick him with his feet, and use a military stick to scare him like an expert!I have drawn a lot of black historical portraits for him since I was a child. In the future, the milk baby Jia She will be able to talk, and when the grandfather hugs the big fat grandson, I will take out one by one and look through it, hahahaha...

Just thinking about it makes me want to punch with excitement!

"Ahem, Xiaoer, what's the matter with you?" Jia Yan looked at "Jia Yuan" and said, suddenly his facial expression could be described as wretched and mean, and he couldn't help asking aloud.

"I..." Jia She took a deep breath, tried to calm down his agitated heart, and seriously added the background of the story: "Actually, there are still some..."

Integrating the choices of the Jia family at that time and the background of the times, Jia She said solemnly that Jia Daishan finally decided to marry a wife.Of course, the reason used is naturally his own reading comprehension combined with several generations of experience.After all, his father Jia Daishan is still a normal and responsible person, not a romantic mind.

"Mother, don't wipe your tears! The point of my telling this story is that little..." Jia She bit the tip of his tongue, swallowed his father's name, and said, "It's that Xiao Wang married that daughter-in-law! , or from a fellow villager. But as the saying goes, when you buy pigs, look at the pens! Of course, it is undeniable that there is a mother-in-law and a great-grandmother in Xiao Wang’s family, and the fight between the two of them laid the groundwork for her future blackening.”

Telling the stories of "Dream of Red Mansions" that he knew one by one, Jia She couldn't help wiping his nose while talking: "Actually, I've read so many stories about house fighting, but mother-in-law really can't compete with daughter-in-law. Because without any accidents, the daughter-in-law is young and lives longer. After her mother-in-law dies, she can unknowingly replace all traces of her mother-in-law's existence."

"But this kind of fighting between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is very detrimental to the inheritance of a family." Jia Amnesty concluded solemnly, looking fixedly at Jia Li and Jia Yuan: "Mother, my eldest brother and I are also going to be together soon." Someone who is going to marry a wife. You know, sometimes I like to think too much. We take advantage of the present, there are only three of us in this family, and the three of us want to live a good life. Take advantage of the present, you Look, we don't even know what our future daughter-in-law will look like, and we certainly won't be like the old saying, being blown into the pillow wind, having a daughter-in-law who forgets her mother, etc. Let's make a house rule first, so that even if the daughter-in-law comes in in the future Now, she has rules to follow. We can work together towards a common goal."

When it came to the end, Jia She was afraid that the topic would be too heavy, so he lengthened the ending and acted like a baby.

Hearing the last sound, Jia Lishi chuckled: "It's all up to you, and you two brothers can discuss it. My old woman, I only think that you two brothers can get a wife and give birth to a big fat boy. I will be satisfied, and then I will have the face to see your father."

"Mom, what are you talking about. You still have to enjoy yourself. We brothers work together, and the younger brother has been praised by the general for being talented. We will definitely make a difference and let you live a better life." The rich days of Lao Fengjun in the script are coming." Jia Yan patted Jia Amnesty's shoulder with one hand and his own chest with the other, assuring Jia Lishi.

Jia Amnesty hastily echoed a few words.

Laughing at the fight between the two brothers, Jia Lishi waved his hands, not thinking about the slightly sad topic—thousands of miles away from home, not knowing when the leaves will return to their roots, and brought the topic back to the point, asking: "Little Er, what's wrong with your brain?" Flexible, how do you set the rules?"

"The first one, I think it's very important, you can't violate the law!" Jia She said: "You see, it's fine in troubled times now, but we have military laws in the army. Without rules, everything will be messed up."

"That's true." Jia Lishi and Jia Yan nodded together.

"The second thing, we have to learn to communicate and communicate. Otherwise, what is written in those drama scripts, what kind of thoughts are hidden, so that the misunderstanding may become deeper and deeper, isn't it? Like our family , and they often chat together, what a great relationship!"

"That's right, the other female relatives in the local area are envious of me." Hearing this, Jia Li couldn't help but smile proudly, lowered her voice, and said, "Even the general's mother praises you all." Filial piety."

"necessary!"

Jia Yan rubbed his younger brother's smiling face, "You, be careful that the walls have ears, keep a low profile."

"Brother! Don't mess with my hair."

"You are the only one in the whole army who is as delicate as a scholar!" Jia Yan went to Mai Tai, but obediently let go, moaned at Jia She, straightened his hair, and rubbed his forehead.

His younger brother was very fierce when he killed the enemy, and he would rehearse formations, and he would not hide his secrets when he was leading him to study. Other brothers wanted to listen to the class, and they were very enthusiastic about teaching.

This leads to...

To put it boldly, if General Situ hadn't been the No. 1 leader who led them to rise up, and if General Situ had not been kind to them, many people would have wanted to support his younger brother.

It's a pity that this brother is not as interested in power as he is in researching how to protect himself from the sun and make his face white.

"Even if the living conditions are difficult, you have to speculate about a heart that yearns for a better future, whether you understand." Jia She retorted plausibly: "Where are you rough guys like you? The socks can last for ten and a half months, and the clothes are the same. Don't say it." The stench is so bad. Now even the military doctor has issued a certificate for me, and it is easy to get sick like this. So I asked the military regulations to include regulations on housekeeping, why is it wrong?"

"Mother, don't you think so? When you were washing clothes in the military quarter, did you really want to scold these boys? The whole person looks like someone who was fished out of a coal pile."

"Xiao Er, how can you say that? Our women are enough for washing clothes. When your wife is married, she will take care of it for you. Don't think that your mother's stitches are not as good as your wife's." .”

As soon as Jia Lishi said, seeing Jia Amnesty turning his head, he said again: "Look at you, the more you live, the more childish you become. Of course, what you said is right. You should pay attention to it, and you men should be yourself." Do it. How did you say that? How can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house, right?"

"That's right!" Jia Amnesty smiled at the person.

Jia Lishi let out a laugh, and Jia Yan had no choice but to not continue to entangle with others on this issue.Anyway, he has been affected unknowingly, changing and washing frequently, and even mending clothes!

"Okay, let's continue with the key points. Xiao Er, you have to change this habit. After several meetings, you got off topic while talking. What should you do if you want to lead a team out by yourself in the future? Where are you planning to go astray? go?"

Miraculously, the boss's thoughts went astray along with him, the two of them were chatting, and the military advisor also followed suit, as if they were listening to heavenly scriptures.If it weren't for the fact that there was another document recording, I wouldn't even know what the theme of the meeting was.Even later, a thing called a "blackboard" was created during the meeting, which was used to mark the key points of the meeting and spread the thinking to the soldiers.But still have to digress.

"Yes, big brother." Upon hearing this, Jia She quickly bowed his head and admitted his mistake like Shuang beat eggplant.He really didn't go off topic, it's just that sometimes, those experiences of several lifetimes, and what he learned and seen in later generations have long been unconsciously integrated into his bones.With good experience, their boss, the future grandpa and grandfather are also good at accepting advice, he just wants to inspire and guide, and help people quickly dominate the world.In this way, ordinary people can also avoid the suffering of several years of war.

Unfortunately, some people seem to think that he is going to usurp the throne.

Really.

Although being an emperor is really powerful, it is really hard work and hard work. He accompanied the leader to see how to conquer the world and rule the world, and he himself was a working emperor.The bitterness behind this wealth is really incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Sighing depressed, Jia Amnesty pulled back his wandering thoughts, turned around to find a piece of paper, and said, "I finished talking about the two family rules earlier, and now let's talk about the third one, which is also the most important issue of how a family gets along. You see, mother, we grew up under your nose, so you know what we like to eat and what kind of temperament we are. But, the future daughter-in-law does not know. So, we can make a table , such as—the favorite survey form. Give this form to the daughter-in-law and ask someone to fill it out, so we can know what she likes to eat, which tastes sweeter and lighter. Similarly, after getting engaged, we can also give them a point , a favorites form we filled out ourselves."

Taking a sip of the tea Jia Yuan handed over, Jia Amnesty continued: "Although I heard that before we get married, we will inquire about each other through the matchmaker. But this way, it is not convenient for us to communicate directly, and it can avoid passing wrong words, etc. troubles."

"What if the conversation is shy and fills in a fake?" Jia Yan stared at Jia She quickly wrote "Favorite food-beggar's chicken, favorite drink-burning knives, favorite thing-sleeping till sleep At dawn, the most..." Shen Sheng asked.He was afraid that no one would be as thick-skinned as his brother.

This person can actually write about his favorite beauty—myself.

"Then it's not all fake, right? We can also fill out the most annoying form. In this way, if the sister-in-law comes in later, we can avoid the things she hates, right?" Jia Amnesty glanced at Jia Li Shi: "Mother, it's the same with you. Fill in what you like and what you don't like. When the new daughter-in-law comes in in the future, she will know how to please you, instead of doing bad things with good intentions, right?"

"But Xiaoer, what you said is very good, but you can't read because of your mother." Jia Lishi looked at Jia She's densely packed paper, although he didn't want to dampen his son's enthusiasm, but after thinking about it, he still said the truth.

"I'm afraid your future daughter-in-law will not be able to read to a large extent. You are taught by a gentleman in the army, and I think you are also very serious about studying, but we women and others pay attention to women's virtue without talent."

Jia Amnesty: "...We can communicate with our mouths first."

Do you want to copy the literacy class for future generations?

No, his thoughts seemed to go astray again.