Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Of course, as a face dog, he also knows the truth that Buddha needs gold clothes and people need clothes.No matter how bad it is, it must be clean and tidy.

Jia Amnesty grabbed the frisky little louse in front of him, silently covered his face, recalling his handsome face in the past.He can gnaw tree roots, turf, and even eat bugs, but he can't bear this swarthy tough guy's face.

It looks heroic on his grandfather's face.

But when I think of myself with a tough guy's face, I feel a little tangled up.

Recently, when Jia Amnesty has nothing to do, he likes to make reports and slap his face, asking if he can replace his original handsome face.

Slapped in the face: "...you are a man, why are you so tangled up in your face?"

The slap in the face felt that he couldn't figure it out. He thought that Jia She would not be able to bear the pain of fleeing famine, but unexpectedly, he persisted with tears in his eyes. In the end, he didn't even shed the hypocritical tears.During this period, I never complained to him, asking for any "golden fingers".

But now I can call him 99 times a day, asking for a face change.

Really...

No wonder his designer is gay, it must be genetic inheritance.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this logical reasoning!

Because he didn't crash!

The face-slap fan persuaded earnestly: "You want to be a tough guy, don't think about becoming a scumbag, Jia Yuan and Jia Yan still have to join the army in this world. Put your own face, what if you are bullied?"

Jia She wronged Baba: "Yang Meiren is also very beautiful. In the past, he helped the King of Wu to defeat Zhou, and even defeated the invincible opponent in the Three Realms! This is enough to prove that the value of force has nothing to do with appearance! I can bear hardships and stand hard work, too. Those who can fight the enemy, I... I just want to be Yang Jian's second."

Slap in the face: "..."

"How about, every time I kill an enemy, you restore some beauty points to me?" Jia Amnesty suggested silently: "I also need a goal to fight for! Knowing the final result will make me lose my fighting spirit."

"... This reason is negative." The slapped fan said every word: "Do you know why you followed your grandfather's path?"

"Understand the hardships of starting a business, don't be a prodigal. Also..." Jia She turned his eyes slowly, looked at Jia Lishi and Jia Yan lying beside him, and said, "Learn to deal with family conflicts and practice the rise of the family." and inheritance."

After finishing speaking, Jia She's tone lightened up again: "In these respects, I don't have any demands. But now that you have made me a human being, why can't I make demands?"

"...You can really be a pig in your next life." The slap in the face and the threats are nothing but threats, but because Jia She is really willing to endure hardship and has great perseverance, he still silently agreed to this weird "beauty" request.

To tell the truth, both Jia Yuan and Jia Yan were born to be fair, with regular facial features, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and they were considered very good-looking among a group of peasants.Otherwise, even if the gene is mutated, it is impossible for the children of the three generations of the Jia family to be famous for their "beauty".

It's a pity to meet a wonderful Jia She.

Unaware that slapping in the face would make complaints, after Jia Amnesty got her consent, Meimei fell asleep hugging the straw.In the early morning of the next day, Jia Amnesty took Jia Yan to find a small river, washed it clean, washed the stinky clothes, and tidied himself from the beginning to the end.

Looking at his brother's sudden "exquisiteness", Jia Yan couldn't laugh or cry.

"Brother, no matter what, when we go to apply for a job, appearance is important, but hygiene and tidiness are also very important. Everyone in the city loves cleanliness." Jia She emphasized solemnly.

"That's true." Jia Yan thought about what he had seen and heard, nodded, and looked at his "brother" who was directly on the clothes, with a feeling of distress and helplessness: "Okay, you go to make a fire on top, this clothes I will Come and wash. You will be crushed."

"Well, thank you brother." Jia She heard this, smiled flatteringly, and then twisted the bark panties he made himself to go ashore, started the fire skillfully, looked at the rising flames, and looked forward to the future life with a hint of hope.

However, they never expected that when their brothers tidied up and went to find a job, they would directly encounter forced recruitment!

"This... this official, as the saying goes, it is everyone's responsibility to protect the family and the country. Of course, we brothers are voluntary, very voluntary. It's just that we have an old mother in our family. If we leave suddenly, it will make her old man worry. Can you accommodate one or two, let us, no!"

Jia She said: "Let my brother go back and tell my mother that I will follow you to the yamen first. Although we escaped from famine all the way, we have all the family registers and albums with us. Having these things makes it even more obvious that you are sincerely encouraging the common people." Enlist in the army, right?"

"Listening to what you say, you have some knowledge." The head catcher rarely saw someone cooperate so much, but he let it go, and waved Jia Yuan to go back and tell Jia Li Shi one or two.

After more than an hour, Jia Yuan arrived with Jia Li Shi.Jia Lishi also said what he said before, asking to join the army and be a laundryman.

The corporal leader of the conscription was not dissatisfied with the extra labor force for free, so he nodded in agreement.

Needless to say, the journey to the northwest was difficult, but since these three men joined the army voluntarily, they seemed calmer than the others, and Jia Amnesty could also do ideological work for other militiamen, which gave them some preferential treatment.Without being whipped by the veterans, I can still eat half full.

When we arrived in the northwest, we were invaded by captives from outside, and traitors and sycophants from inside, and we lived in war and hunger every day.

Jia Amnesty was so tired every day that he wanted to lie on the ground and pretend to be a dead body, and when he thought back to how he was slapping his face and making demands, he thought it was a bit ridiculous.

The war he has experienced is to fight Tsarist Russia with Yinfeng and his brothers.But in that scene, he had only been to the battlefield, and before the battle started, he was abducted by Yinfeng to Moscow to meet the princess whose name was too long so far.Then it is more of a contest between countries.

Never seen blood!

Now, facing piles of corpses, he has come to understand the importance of a strong country and the hard-won peace.

Hearing the call from afar, Jia She stood up like a carp, stuck his bloody knife in the soil, wiped the liquid mixed with blood and sweat on his face, got up and went back to eat.

While gnawing on the thick yellow buns, Jia She glanced at the corporal chief who was looking increasingly gloomy, and heaved a sigh of relief.Tai and Zu are finally about to rise up, and if they don't rise up again, he wants to raise the flag by himself.

Sure enough, Jia Amnesty was not made to wait for a long time. Three days later, a new batch of moldy rice military rations was ushered in. The corporal leader, and later the grandparents directly killed the eunuchs and seized the military power.

Jia Amnesty took Jia Yan to join him directly, and since then started the journey of the Southern Expedition and the Northern War.

Of course, with the establishment of military achievements step by step, life gradually improved, and their life-long events were also put on the agenda.

Jia Amnesty's scalp tingled and he was quite at a loss.

How to solve the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?

This century's problem is harder to think of than to fight.

"Mother, big brother," it was rare for their brothers to gather together, Jia She scratched the sweat on his palms, and expressed that he was going to hold a very serious family meeting, the focus of the meeting was—why do women make things difficult for women.

"What's the matter?" Even now, he is considered Mr. Qian, but for "Jia Yuan", Jia Yan always feels that he has a kind of silent trust.Not to mention when they were conscripted, even in wars now, "Jia Yuan" always has some "arts of war", and he also took them to learn the art of war together, read characters together, and understand team management.

General Situ regarded his younger brother as a military adviser and think tank, and he was so proud of his elder brother.

"Brother, aren't you going to marry a wife?"

"Don't worry, even if I marry a wife, I won't stop loving you."

"That's right!" Jia Li looked at her "son"'s tangled appearance, wanted to laugh, and agreed: "If your brother marries a wife and forgets that mother forgets you as a younger brother, our mother and I will beat him with a rolling pin."

"Mother, big brother, I don't mean that either. I just want our family to work together." Jia She scratched his head: "I read many stories and books that say mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not easy to get along with, especially like us. Yes. In the next period of time, my eldest brother and I will go out to fight, and you and your future sister-in-law will be left at home. What if conflicts break out between us? Whoever is wronged will cause conflicts in the family."

"How is it possible, women's three obediences and four virtues..."

"Mother, listen to me tell a story first, okay?" Even though Jia She is now in his twenties, he still has the ability to act like a baby, "Okay."

"it is good!"

Jia Yan also nodded, and looked at Jia Amnesty helplessly.

Jia She said: "A long time ago, there was a big family in the capital whose surname was Wang. The young master of the Wang family had reached the age of marrying a wife and wanted to see his wife. His mother wanted him to marry a scholarly family. The reason is that the world is peaceful, and marrying someone from a literati family will help the Wang family integrate into the literati group; however, his grandmother is against it, thinking that her grandson is super good, their family is Wu Xun, and his family The grandson is also a martial artist, and he thinks he wants to marry someone from Wu Xun's old relative's family, so that the young couple can have a common language."

After a pause, Jia Amnesty glanced at Jia Lishi and Jia Yan, and said, "Do you think their thinking is wrong?"

"Everyone has their own position." Jia Yan stared at Jia Amnesty and said.

Upon hearing this, Jia Li said, "What about the young master of the Wang family and his father? This father is the head of the family, and he should make the final decision."

"His father thinks his son is extremely handsome, Princess Kanshang!"

"Then marry the princess!" Jia Lishi and Jia Yan said in unison.

Jia Amnesty: "..."