my cp turned out to be

Mr. Lin Xi, who thinks he is a straight man, made an appointment with JOJO in an amusement park.Since he acquiesced in his heart that it would be a date, he naturally equated it with the "world of two" and "extremely romantic", and he did not mention it to others...

The problem is, this time.The other protagonist of the date is a cat who has not been human for a year.As for the cats, even if they catch mice, they have to line up neatly to show off to their masters. If they have the chance to date their masters, they will naturally show off to their "rivals for favor".

So, when JOJO came to see Guan Gong's portrait in Dongdong, he said to him triumphantly: "This weekend, I will go to the amusement park with Xiao Linzi for a date!"

Lin Xi: "..."

Dongdong immediately threw himself into Lin Xi's arms: "Uncle Lin, I also want to go to the amusement park!"

The statue of Guan Gong and Dongdong are an absolute united front: "Amusement park! You two must take Dongdong to the amusement park! Invite me too, I want to protect Dongdong!"

JOJO: "Wait, what did I do wrong...?"

Lin Xi stared at a certain tall boy speechlessly, with hesitation on his face, Dongdong raised his face and asked obediently: "Doesn't Uncle Lin want to take me there?"

"This one……"

Dongdong's big eyes were clouded with steam: "Why? I won't let Uncle Lin buy tickets and food for me, I will bring money... I have never been to an amusement park when I grow up. Uncle Lin hates me?"

"How could it be?" Lin Xi sighed softly, bowed and hugged the child, gritted his teeth hard, "Just this Saturday, Uncle Lin will take you and Brother Lu Jiu to the kindergarten together!"

Dongdong: "Yeah!"

JOJO: "Ah!?"

Guan Gongxiang: "Then what about me!"

From this day on, the chanting of Guan Gong’s portrait has changed to a new content (“I’m going to the amusement park too! You two will definitely forget about Dongdong once you’re in a two-person world, don’t worry about me!”), JOJO also followed behind Lin Xi ("Xiao Linzi...don't let Dongdong destroy our two-person world QAQ!") The house suddenly became extremely lively.Lin Xi was so loudly quarreled, and at the same time, she was driven to look forward to the trip to the amusement park, so much so that whenever she had free time from work, she would search for travel guides on the Internet...

Perhaps because of a different mentality, Lin Xi's attitude towards JOJO has also undergone a subtle change.He didn't realize this, but JOJO, who is "the biggest in the world and Lin Xi", was keenly aware of it.

On Friday night, after taking a shower, Lin Xi leaned against the bedside to confirm tomorrow's play route with a tablet computer. JOJO put her wet head on his shoulders, fiddled with the buttons on his pajamas time after time, as if full of curiosity s cat.

Lin Xi got a little annoyed by the teenager's unconscious teasing, so she could only free one hand to grab JOJO's hand: "Do you have something to tell me? You are so dishonest tonight."

"Xiao Linzi..." JOJO snorted, stretched out his arms to hug Lin Xi, and rubbed his lower body on Lin Xi intentionally or unintentionally, "It's hot, I feel uncomfortable..."

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Lin Xi immediately put down the tablet in her hand to examine the young man, her eyes turned around on the other's moist golden eyes, blushing cheeks and ambiguous movements, and she blushed knowingly: "How long have you... Time is running out of your own... have you fucked?"

"?" JOJO tilted her head innocently.

"I, didn't I let you read the popular science on the development of secondary sexual characteristics during puberty?" Lin Xi also began to feel hot, "You have grown up, and you need to... relieve yourself, otherwise you will be suffocated."

"Release? It's like the article said, using lubrication to hold the sponge body and move it up and down until ejaculation-this is called masturbation?" The shameless cat (demon) boy asked without shame.

Lin Xi was so ashamed for him that he almost rolled on the bed. He pushed the boy hard twice: "Yes, yes, yes! Go to the bathroom and fix it for yourself!"

As soon as JOJO grasped his hand, she narrowed her eyes slightly and looked closely at Lin Xi's eyes: "Ah, it really is different."

"?" This time it was Lin Xi's turn to tilt her head blankly.

"In the past, when it came to physical problems, Xiao Linzi would become angry and impatient, but now he doesn't! Besides, you haven't lost your temper with me for several days... Xiao Linzi, are you more angry than before? Like me?"

Lin Xi's heart was beating violently, and he could even clearly feel the blood on his face.He felt that his soul was almost being sucked away by the boy's golden eyes, so he could only force himself to argue: "I, I was shy in taking care of you at the beginning! Why do I like you more? It's as if I treated you badly before. !"

"You were nice to me before." JOJO retorted earnestly, "but your eyes are much gentler than before, and you like to look into my eyes and talk more and more... I always feel that you only treat me as a person now." Adults, not... anything else."

Lin Xi turned her face away and remained silent: Fuck, this kid feels super accurate!Could this be the intuition of the beast?

JOJO forcefully pulled his face back, and kissed him on the cheek: "I like the changed Xiao Linzi, even more than the old Xiao Linzi!" After he finished speaking, he pulled Lin Xi into his arms and rubbed hard , "Well, get my scent on you, so you're completely mine!"

"Hey, that's enough~!" Lin Xi was a little out of breath from being rubbed by him, and felt amused, "You think you are still a cat, and you can use your scent to mark the owner? Why do you live more and more backwards... Go to the bathroom to masturbate, and wash your hands after masturbation sleep!"

"No need, I don't feel bad anymore, I don't want to be separated from Xiao Linzi." JOJO muttered, his hot body pressed against Lin Xi, "Sleep, sleep!"

"Uh, well...if you're going to be suffocated."

The bedside lamp went out, and the moonlight poured into the room through the window.Lin Xi closed her eyes peacefully and soon fell asleep.So he didn't know that JOJO on the pillow had been staring at him with staring eyes, and a black aura slowly appeared all over his body... The black aura seemed to be exactly the same as that of Guan Erye before.

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Saturday.

At 05:30 in the morning, Lin Xi dragged JOJO to get up to wash and change clothes, leaving behind Guan Erye, who was shouting like a fire bell, and rushed to the Majia BBQ restaurant to pick up the excited Dongdong, then ran to the subway station together, reversed the car to Beijing Happy Valley Amusement Park.As always, there was still a long queue at the ticket window when they arrived.

Lin Xi sent JOJO to take Dongdong to have breakfast nearby, and she sighed and moved slowly in the queue.Being idle and bored, he took out his mobile phone to call up the itinerary, and reconfirmed the tour route arranged by the bookworms of "Shan Hai Jing" and "Ghost Tales": Entering the Greek town - Trojan horse - Odyssey tour - Sun God Car—lunch—Shambhala Tower—energy-gathering spaceship—exotic magic cave... "Pay attention to JOJO."

"Huh?" Lin Xi opened her mouth in surprise, looking at the line of words that had nothing to do with the itinerary: What do you mean?Who added this word, the old man or Xiao Linxi?Why can't you just talk to me directly?Speaking of which...these two bookworms seem to be not very common in the study room in the past week, huh?

Just as he was thinking, his face was warmed by a gentle thing: "... sesame seed cakes?"

"Chinese hamburger." JOJO appeared with a bright smile, carrying something to drink milk on his shoulder.

Lin Xi took the Chinese hamburger: "Why don't you two come over there after eating, there are so many people here, and you have to stand all the time."

"So, let's not let you stand here alone in line." JOJO said naturally.Dong Dong, who was riding on his shoulder, nodded his head, and leaned over to kiss Lin Xi: "I won't leave Uncle Lin alone!"

Lin Xi was moved and shy, opened the plastic bag and took a random bite of the Chinese burger, a little jealous and more proud to see the strange girl blushing before asking for a photo with JOJO (“Uh, handsome guy, you can speak Chinese, right? Can you please?” Can't I take a photo with you?" "Yes."), thinking to myself: Pay attention to JOJO or something...Maybe it makes me care more about him, anyway, JOJO won't harm me, and I'm still afraid that he will eat me up no?

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【Harmony, passing】

"Get out! Get the fuck out of me, stay away from me!" Lin Xi roared suddenly.He raised his foot and kicked JOJO to the ground forcefully, his eyes were red and ferocious like a ghost: "Get out of here, you disgusting monster, beast!!!"

JOJO was completely stunned. He sat there, looking at Lin Xi who was staring at him full of hatred, his eyes darkened, and he felt that the whole world had collapsed.He got up and stumbled out of the prop room.

As for Lin Xi, he sat in the pile of props for a while, and then tremblingly took out his mobile phone from his crumpled clothes: "...You Fang, help me." He said, covering the phone again. My own eyes, "Help me..."