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Chapter 46 The Long-winded Master Guan 2: Sonic Attack

There was the sound of brakes as the door of the Majia BBQ shop opened, and the sound of footsteps came from far to near to the door of the shop.Lu Yao got up and opened the store door. Sure enough, Boss Ma was holding Dongdong and standing there with Cheng Si and Liu Jin.

Dongdong's ears had been simply bandaged. He huddled in his father's arms and looked around the crowd, giving Ma Jiao a somewhat fierce look. When he saw Lin Xi and JOJO, his face showed grievance and shrinking.He struggled a little, got down from Boss Ma's arms, ran to the table, stood on tiptoe and hugged the statue of Duke Guan, and wanted to run away - but was grabbed by Lin Xi.

Ma Jiao looked at Boss Ma, and briefly explained to him the problem of Guan Gong's portrait and the solution proposed by Lin Xi and the others.Boss Ma showed hesitation, so Ma Jiao sighed and persuaded him: "It's all said and done, can't you see which is more important? Dongdong is your son, you want to see him become like you You were neither human nor ghost back then? And you, haven’t you noticed that you are being affected by evil spirit again? Just now you unconsciously ran out with a kitchen knife, which is the best proof.”

Boss Ma just nodded. He took the child into his arms, grabbed Guan Gong's portrait and handed it to Lin Xi.Seeing this, Ma Dongdong immediately burst into hysterical crying: "No! Give it back to me! You are not allowed to touch Second Master Guan, and no one is allowed to hurt Second Master Guan!"

"Dongdong," Lin Xi saw, handed the portrait of Guan Gong to JOJO beside him, knelt down and hugged the child, and coaxed him gently, "Uncle Lin assures you, we will never hurt...Second Master Guan, It's just to treat it. Your second master Guan has a very serious illness. If you don't cure him, his disease will be transmitted to you and Dad. Dongdong doesn't want to get sick, right?"

"Ill?" Dongdong's eyes were red, he looked at Lin Xi like a rabbit, and then at the portrait of Guan Gong.

Guan Gong immediately shouted: "Don't listen to the nonsense of these gangsters, I-oh!" JOJO raised his hand to cover his mouth, and he was speechless.

You Fang and Lu Yao exchanged a surprised look: Hey, can it still be like this?

Lin Xi glanced behind her, and continued to fool the shaky Dongdong: "Yes, I'm sick. It's hard to be sick, and you don't want Erye Guan to feel bad, do you?"

Dongdong nodded, and said awkwardly: "But...you take Guan Erye away, and no one will tell me stories at night. I, I will miss him very much."

Ma Jiao glanced at Boss Ma, Boss Ma showed a guilty expression, stepped forward and touched his head: "Father will tell you stories to lull you to sleep."

Ma Dongdong was almost convinced.

Lin Xi patted him on the back, and finally added: "If you miss him very much, you can also visit him at Uncle's house? Didn't you say you wanted to play at Uncle Lin's house?"

Up to this point, Dongdong finally nodded, was hugged by his father again, and waved his hand to say goodbye to the Guan Gong statue whose mouth was covered by JOJO.

You Fang and the others also bid farewell and prepared to go back to their respective homes.

Ma Jiao walked out of the gate of Ma's barbecue restaurant with everyone, and heard his brother calling him behind him.He stopped and looked at Boss Ma inquiringly.

Boss Ma stood there with a worried and embarrassed face. At this moment, he didn't have any paranoia and fierceness in his body. He just said with difficulty: "You... and Brother Zhao... are you...?"

Ma Jiao nodded slightly.

Boss Ma clenched his fists unconsciously: "...you are at this age, it's time...to find a good woman to marry. If you are afraid that he won't let you go... then, just tell me. Brother, let's go." Over the years, the store has saved some money... Wherever you want to go in the future, I will accompany you, and we will live together. I, I shouldn't yell at you today, mainly because I am anxious to see Dongdong injured..." He got more and more Said the voice became quieter, finally stopped, and looked at Ma Jiao prayingly.

Ma Jiao obviously didn't expect Ma Yuan to say that.He was stunned for a moment, then smiled very lightly, and replied: "I see, brother."

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Just like that, Lin Xi stood on his shoulders with the favorite book of "Shan Hai Jing", and JOJO held the image of Guan Gong full of evil spirits in his arms, and returned home arrogantly.

As soon as he opened the door, JOJO threw the statue of Guan Gong to the side, kicked off his shoes and threw himself on the soft sofa, rolled over like a cat with a pillow in his arms - and then cried out "Little Linzi" because of the pain in his ribs !"

Lin Xi also felt relieved. The familiar environment made him relax after a whole night.The ups and downs of the night were too great: JOJO was injured, the two had a dispute, JOJO ran away, he formalized his feelings, the song of the bookworm, found JOJO, encountered the evil Guan Gong statue... just a few hours seemed like a long time. a few days.

He put on his slippers, walked to the sofa and sat down, let JOJO arch and arch his head into his arms, and pillow on his lap. JOJO arched for a while, seeing Lin Xi staring at the portrait of Guan Gong who was thrown at the door in a daze, so he picked up his hand and put it on his head unhappily: "Xiao Linzi, touch it."

Lin Xi regained consciousness, slowly followed JOJO's brown hair, and suddenly pulled it hard!

"Aww!" JOJO burst into tears in pain, "It hurts!"

"If you know it hurts, you will have a long memory!" Lin Xi glared angrily, "Don't run away casually in the future, remember? Do you know how dangerous it is in society? You silly cat, you might be kidnapped and sold for money! And this supernatural ability, if someone finds out, they will probably sell you to a research institute to disembowel you!" He drew his fingers vertically across JOJO's chest, "Disembowel, understand!"

"Understood~" JOJO reached out and grabbed Lin Xi's finger, put it to his mouth, bit it gently, and licked it coquettishly, "Didn't I apologize! Besides, I will never leave Xiaolinzi again. Leaving Xiaolinzi...is very sad."

Lin Xi blushed like an electric shock and withdrew her hand.He was a little enlightened tonight because of the wavering, and he couldn't see JOJO as a big humanoid cat who didn't understand anything... "Mouth is for talking, don't bite and lick at every turn! So what, you eat late... ..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the unbearable Guan Gong's portrait: "Zhuzi is rude! Did you forget that my uncle is still standing at the door, and why don't you hurry up to meet him!?"

"Ah, I really forgot about you." JOJO got up when he heard the words, stole a scent on Lin Xi's face recklessly, then sprinted to the door deftly, holding the head of Guan Gong's statue ("Break it, break it! "Guan Gong seemed to be screaming in pain) and put him on the coffee table in front of the sofa, "First I hurt Ma Yuan, and then I hurt Ma Dongdong, which made Ma Jiao so sad. I was also kicked by the stinky brat. Yes, yes..."

"Indecent." Lin Xi prompted.

"Yeah, it's indecent! Are you a jerk?" JOJO bared his canine teeth and smirked as he flicked the forehead of Guan Gong's portrait. "Now that it's in our hands, I'm going to settle the score with you!"

"Hey, my uncle has only sheltered believers, why has he ever harmed anyone? Don't be rude, children!" Guan Gong's statue roared. If its body was not a pottery statue, it would definitely jump up from the ground.

"It's useless for you to tell him these things now." The old man from "Shan Hai Jing" slid down from Lin Xi's shoulder to the ground, and came to JOJO's feet with Lin Xi, "This statue of Guan Gong is very demonic." , irrational, paranoid and arrogant, you can't expect him to realize his mistakes. So, let's wait for his demonic nature to recede a little and his spiritual wisdom to reopen."

"Speaking of which." Lin Xi asked with her chin resting, "How does JOJO use spiritual energy to wash away the demonic nature of this Guan Gong statue? He can't let him lose his temper like today."

"JOJO's touch has a strong restraining effect on it, which can be seen from the fact that he can cover the mouth of Guan Gong's statue." "Shan Hai Jing" paced and thought, "Maybe, we can let JOJO touch it While reading religious scriptures?"

"This is a purification method in the general sense. Let's try it tomorrow." Lin Xi said, stood up and stretched, and greeted the young man who played Guan Gongxiang's lower body (...) happily, "Should Take a rest, JOJO, go take a shower~!"

"Xiaolinzi wash for me!"

"Wash yourself! Also, you sleep by yourself tonight!"

"QAQ don't!"

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Therefore, the statue of Guan Gong was left in Lin Xi for purification.As expected by the old man of "Shan Hai Jing", JOJO's contact and religious scriptures have a purifying effect on the demonic nature of Guan Gong's body... and in the process of accepting the purification, Guan Gong's statue fought quite persistently.

Every morning at 7:7, it wakes up Lin Xi and JOJO from the bed by yelling loudly in the living room on time. In the middle of the day, Lin Xi and JOJO sat down at the table to have breakfast together after washing up. The accompaniment was Guan Gong's chattering accusations of "adulterant adulterer!" "Show affection!" "Burn!" At 8 o'clock, Lin Xi entered the study and turned on the computer to start working. JOJO took the statue of Guan Gong to the sunniest bed in the living room and sat down. He covered his mouth and began to recite Buddhist scriptures. After reading for about an hour, the statue of Guan Gong You will be shrouded in golden light and fall into a coma, while JOJO will go away to do what you like to do; at 1:11, Lin Xi leaves the computer and comes out to have lunch with JOJO, and then take a nap; at 1:7 in the afternoon, the two will recover again Guan Gong woke up, Lin Xi went to work, and JOJO underwent the second evolution; at 9 o'clock in the evening, Boss Ma brought Dongdong over, the two adults and one child had dinner together, and Dongdong would do homework under the care of JOJO, Play with the statue of Guan Gong until [-]:[-] in the evening; after that, JOJO will perform the last wave of purification on the statue of Guan Gong, and then go to bed with the tired Lin Xi.

The days passed regularly and quickly, and two weeks passed quickly.

The blackness on Guan Gong's body gradually diminished and faded, and the whole monster was not as violent and fierce as before, but just as noisy as before. Compared with the original swearing, he seemed to prefer chatting with JOJO.

Thanks to it, JOJO is no longer as boring as before, and the sickness of body fever and listlessness has disappeared.He would listen lazily in the sun, and would have fun with Ma Dongdong at night—after being separated from Guan Gong's portrait, Ma Dongdong became obviously more cheerful and innocent.The little guy jumped into JOJO's arms as soon as he met, and liked him obviously more than Lin Xi.After all, compared to Lin Xi who is always busy and distracted, JOJO, who can laugh and laugh while playing rock-paper-scissors, is more popular with children...

When Lin Xi realized that her "little fan" had climbed over the wall, her heart ached without pain.When he was sleeping that day, he poked the golden-eyed boy with some relief and some jealousy: "You are very good now, you can make the stuff that didn't like you pester you so much~ In terms of being a human being, you are becoming more and more qualified."

JOJO turned around and stared at Lin Xi, his clear eyes seemed to reflect something, he raised the corner of his mouth: "I'm already likable, so I don't care about that brat~ I'll be happy if Xiao Linzi can pester me! "

"Nonsense again." Lin Xi was hit by JOJO's unconscious sweet talk again, blushing and shrunk her face into the thin quilt, and changed the subject, "In this way, purifying Guan Gong's statue is not completely hard work, although he Loud and stupid, but at least he can keep you company?"

"I don't want him to be my company." JOJO leaned over to sniff Lin Xi's neck, and muttered, "I just want Xiao Linzi to be my company!"

"Hey, itchy!" Lin Xi laughed and yelled and pushed the boy away.

JOJO didn't give up, and hugged him like a baby: "I just want Xiao Linzi to be my companion! I'm going to make a TV series soon, and I can make a lot of money. I'll give you all the money, so you don't have to work all the time. Xiao Linzi is mine, I just want Xiao Linzi to be with me!"

After hearing this, Lin Xi gradually stopped smiling. JOJO's words reminded him of the melancholy that the other party had experienced before, and his heart was moved, making him unconsciously hold JOJO's hand: "...you promised Ma Jiao to make a TV series just to make money to support me?"

"Ah."

Lin Xi blinked, and exerted force on his hands: "...Even if Guan Gongxiang chats with you and Dongdong plays with you, do you still feel lonely?"

"Yeah." JOJO embraced Lin Xi.

Lin Xi couldn't help hugging him back: "Then... this weekend, shall we go to the amusement park?"

"Amusement park?" JOJO was pleasantly surprised, "It's the one on TV, with carousels and roller coasters? This is a date, right! Kobayashi is going on a date with me~"

Lin Xi raised her foot and kicked JOJO, turned her back abruptly, buried her blushing face into the quilt, but did not deny it: Anyway... for the sake of him liking me so much... I really, I really value him...Although he used to be a cat, he has become more and more human...Ahhh!Anyway!Dating is dating, and you won't get pregnant if you go on a date! ! !

Lin Xi, who was trying to build up her mind to calm down her sense of shame, didn't notice that there was a faint blackness around the smiling JOJO...

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