[Comprehensive British and American] The world painting style is not right

The little robot was just caught by Tony, with a silver-white mechanical arm and a blue chip inlaid on its head, it looked like an intelligent robot, Tony squinted his eyes, "Jarvis, help me find out what this is. "

"Okay, sir."

After Jarvis responded, Tony turned his head to look at Deadpool, and taunted, "The clothes haven't changed yet? Don't you think it stinks?"

"Tony Big Shit, I won't bother you, my clothes definitely don't smell like your mouth." Deadpool shot back, he didn't regard himself as an outsider, picked up an apple on the table and gnawed on it He said, sitting on the sofa with Erlang legs crossed.

Deadpool sniffed his arms and underarms very comfortably. The sweat smelled out through his clothes. He nodded in satisfaction and said provocatively, "I smell like a man all over."

"Out of good intentions, let me remind you," Tony rolled his eyes, and spread his hands again, "Do you know how many days this apple has been stored?"

As soon as Deadpool bit into the rotten core, a stench hit him, and he quickly vomited into the trash can, "Bah bah bah! Big shit, you set me up!"

Seeing half a fat white worm wriggling in the apple, Tony showed a bright smile, "Isn't the smell of rotten apples just right for a real man like you?"

"I turned down a mission to assassinate Tony Big Shit!" Deadpool yelled, "You have to pay! Do you know how expensive this order is!"

"Go ahead." Tony raised his eyebrows indifferently, "A mercenary like you can get close to me?"

Deadpool and Tony are two people who are naturally at odds with each other. They stared and quarreled for a while.Carol looked on in bewilderment. The Black Widow ignored the two children, and Captain America had long been used to it.

Unexpectedly, arguing and arguing, Deadpool swung his cock at Tony.As soon as Tony pressed his watch, armor instantly appeared on his arm to resist.Then, after coming and going, the two played a full circle at the Avengers headquarters.

Carol didn't know whether to step forward to stop it. The black widow took a glass of water, opened a pack of melon seeds, knocked it up, and asked Carol, "Would you like some melon seeds?"

Why isn't Black Widow nervous at all?Carol frowned, pointed to Tony and Deadpool, "They..."

"Just treat it as a show." The Black Widow spread her hands helplessly, "Sherlock and Tony often fought before, sometimes for an entire afternoon."

Carol: ...

Are you sure this is the Avengers I know?Why did Deadpool lower Tony's IQ?If the fans knew that the Avengers headquarters was infighting every day, would they still make up a lot of romantic dramas with love?

The melon-eating crowd was eating melon seeds and watching the show, Deadpool and Tony smashed the table, kicked the stools, and almost knocked Captain America's bedroom up.Until Jarvis' voice sounded, "Sir, I have found out what this robot is."

The two of them finally stopped, and Deadpool slammed Tony against the wall maliciously, and Tony dropped the next sentence, "Boring!"

"Jarvis, tell me the specifics."

"This is the sonic tape army. It is small in size and can be turned into various small electrical appliances." Jarvis patiently explained, "It is good at sneaking into any place, and can even invade the system. Of course, it doesn't work here. "

Obviously, this robot had just arrived at the Avengers headquarters, and before it had time to transform into a camouflage, it was caught by the sharp-eyed Deadpool.

Under Tony's tinkering, the little robot first made a strange noise, and then began to play nostalgic songs from the 40s, evoking Steve's memories...

"It seems that this thing is looking for Bumblebee and Optimus Prime." Tony quickly understood, "Its companion should also be hidden somewhere in New York."

When Optimus Prime returned to the Avengers headquarters, Tony told them the news and decided to wait for the time being.

However, Carol, who just relaxed, received another task.

【Your new task is to share a sandwich with Sherlock Holmes】

Carol: ...

How is it related to Sherlock?How many times has she failed, why does she have to do a new task?

【Please note that splitting a sandwich in half is not a complete sandwich】

Wouldn't that be snatching half a sandwich out of Sherlock's mouth?How did the system come up with it!Is it because she fails every mission about Sherlock, does she increase the difficulty little by little?

[Between the results of your first two missions, this time the punishment is the worst ever]

In other words, would it be more severe than the punishment of half-paralysis?A distraught Carol went back to Baker Street and bought a big bag of sandwiches from a bakery on the street, not once but twice.With heavy steps, she knocked on the door of 221b Baker Street with a determination to die.

It was Sherlock who opened the door. He looked down at Carol, and found that she exuded a strong gloomy aura, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Carol held up the whole bag of sandwiches in her hand, looked up at Sherlock, and tried to raise her voice, "Have you eaten yet?"

Sherlock was numb from her weird eyes, he shook his head, "You come in first."

Carol went in, put the whole bag on the table, first poured a glass of water graciously, then took out one of the sandwiches, helped Sherlock unpack the sandwich, held the sandwich in front of Sherlock, and said expectantly , "Enjoy it."

If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, you can either rape or steal.Sherlock's heart tightened, and then he was relieved, because Carol Ann would never ask him anything.He thought it was very likely that she forgot to take her medicine again today, and...

"I saved you twice, Sherlock." Carol's tone was aggrieved, and she looked at him pitifully, "Aren't you even willing to eat a sandwich?"

Sherlock could only lower his head slightly, open his mouth slightly, and his teeth fell on the white toast of the sandwich.He bit down and was about to start chewing.

It's now!Carol yelled softly, "Let time stand still!"

Sherlock's movements stopped suddenly, his body remained motionless, and his eyes stopped blinking.Carol stood on her tiptoes, leaned her head up, and took a small bite of the other half of the sandwich that was exposed.

However, Carol didn't notice that Sherlock's pupils contracted slightly.