[Comprehensive British and American] The world painting style is not right

"You're out of your mind again?" Carol rolled her eyes, smelly deadpool, perverted, taunting people every day, why did she go to Baker Street!

"Legolas was captured by his father." Deadpool opened the car door and got out, complaining, "His father is prettier than him, if he was a woman, I would definitely chase him!"

The Elf King who had already returned to Middle Earth nearly fell off the big horned deer. He sat still and glanced at the Elf Prince behind him.

The elf prince's eyes were full of resentment. After seeing the elf king's eyes, he immediately sat up straight and pretended to be a good baby.

"Where did you get the car?" Carol always felt that according to Deadpool's personality, he definitely didn't buy this car himself.

"You mean this one?" Deadpool leaned against the car, "I snatched it."

Carol: ...

"I'm just kidding you." Deadpool grabbed her body, "This is my enemy's car. Halfway through my pursuit, he abandoned the car and ran away, trash!"

"You don't even know how much I've suffered this morning." Deadpool began to express his misery, and while kindly lifting the bag in Carol's hand, he murmured, "They cut off my feet!"

"Just grew back, look brand new!" Deadpool kicked forward, showing off the quality of his regenerative abilities.

"Good cut." Carol said in a low voice, "Why didn't you seal this mouth?"

"What did you say?" Deadpool leaned over and said meanly, "If you give me fried steak, I will forgive you for what you said."

"That's the deal! Where do you live?" Deadpool pushed Carol, and swaggered behind.

Deadpool wants to eat steak at her house?Carol was overjoyed when she thought that Pikachu was still eating pepperoni in her house, and she had an idea in an instant.

So, Kahlo took Deadpool to No. 222 Baker Street with great enthusiasm. She took a quick glance and found that Pikachu was lying on the sofa taking a nap after eating and drinking. She invited Deadpool to sit down.

Deadpool collapsed on the sofa very cooperatively, and Carol ran to the kitchen to make lunch.

She first boiled the broccoli in boiling water for a while, then took it out, put it on a plate aside, poured some oil, heated it, and fried it over low heat until the steak changed color.Then, fry the steak over high heat.

During the process of frying the steak, Carol has been absent-minded. Why is there still no movement in the living room?It wasn't until she brought out the finished steak and put it on the table that she saw the electric light coming from there.

The ADHD Deadpool was sitting and put his feet up on the sofa, trying to lie down comfortably, but unexpectedly woke up the sleeping Pikachu.

Hearing Pikachu's angry "Pika" and Deadpool's screams, she finally smiled with satisfaction.

Deadpool!You got electrocuted, you deserve it!Call you cheap!

"What happened?" Carol pretended to be nonchalant and ran to the living room, and saw a scene that shocked her.Deadpool found the rubber gloves from nowhere, probably from the side of the washing machine.

Deadpool was wearing rubber gloves, poking the two red electrical pockets on Pikachu's face, and then kneading Pikachu's chubby cheeks.He looked up at Carol very proudly, "Carol, look! I helped you catch a mouse that can generate electricity."

Carol: ...

Pikachu, a little bully, because of his cute appearance, no one in Avengers Headquarters wanted to beat him up.But when the little bully meets the big devil, Pikachu can only be humiliated under the hands of Deadpool.

Carol rushed up and snatched Pikachu, held her in her arms and petted it like a child, "This is my pet Pikachu! Deadpool, you are not allowed to hurt it!"

"It's obviously hurting me." Deadpool yelled, "Why don't you raise a fat mouse that can generate electricity! Forget it, I want to eat steak, so I don't care about it."

"Pi—" Pikachu looked at Carol aggrievedly, as if he was accusing the cruel Deadpool.

"Be good, Pikachu, next time don't electrocute people casually." The wild Pikachu has just been tamed, and will retain a high degree of vigilance. Carol must educate it well, so that Pikachu will not encounter someone like Deadpool again. Reasonable people.

Kahlo picked up a caprese, stuffed it into Pikachu's hand, and put Pikachu on the corner of the sofa.Pikachu obediently began to bite the spicy tomato fruit, and the restless emotions just now calmed down, and he was satisfied in the food.

When Carol walked to the edge of the dining table, she found that Deadpool picked up the fork and chopped the steak, and put the whole steak into his mouth. Then he began to chew, muttering, "Be saltier next time..."

Salty?I promise to put a jar of salt for you next time, it won't kill you!However, Deadpool looked really hungry, as if he hadn't eaten for a few days, and he licked all the sauce from the bottom of the plate.

"Ah——" Deadpool collapsed on the chair, touched his stomach, burped and then sighed, "Why is the stomach still so empty?"

As soon as Carol heard this sentence, she immediately took her steak away. Deadpool really stretched out his hand in the next second, and then rushed to nothing.

"You've become smarter." Deadpool expressed helplessness.

Carol raised her eyebrows, "You taught me well."

"That is, I am teaching you how to face this dangerous world." Deadpool was smug.

Carol: ...

I've seen thick-skinned people, but I've never seen such shameless people.

During Carol's meal, Deadpool kept talking about the thrilling experience in the morning.

"They dared to cut off my legs!"

"I know, you've said this sentence ten times, and your ears are getting callused." Carol curled her lips, "Can I have something new?"

"Let me tell you, let's go to Middle-earth next time." Deadpool raised his face expectantly, "I heard from Legolas that all the elves look like him."

That's not necessarily true. Some elves really have worrying hairlines. Carol thinks that they need to bring a bunch of hair restorer from the human world to save some elves' hairlines.Does this count as a new way to make money?

"Speaking of Legolas..." Deadpool said with a little deep meaning, "If only he could find a princess for him."

Princess... Carol got a steak stuck in her mouth. She still remembers the embarrassment of being recognized by Thor as Loki's girlfriend and having to take her back to Asgard to meet her "father".

She finished the steak in a hurry, and hurriedly turned the topic away, "I'm going to the Avengers headquarters later, how about you?"

"Avengers Headquarters," Deadpool smiled, "I'll go with you, Tony Stark hasn't avenged me for kicking me out yet."

Carol: ...

"He seems to dislike me very much. My life principle is that the more he hates me, the more he has to appear in front of him!" Deadpool praised his wit.

Carol's face was indifferent, such a great life creed, she insisted on a cheap word and never wavered.

Carol wanted to use apparition, and Deadpool had to take her to ride with her, because he didn't want the car he picked up to be lost.Deadpool's driving skills are extremely poor, and Carol can only have a moment to breathe when waiting at a red light.

When she opened the window, fresh air came in from the outside, and a familiar figure passed by.The man turned his head and glanced at Carol, showing an elegant and charming smile.Hannibal is in New York again?Before Carol could recover, the car drove away, and they wobbled to the Avengers headquarters.

Deadpool strode in arrogantly and found something on the ground.A small robot was clinging to the edge of the wall. As soon as Deadpool picked it up, it shrank into a small ball as if protecting itself.

"Hey, Tony Stark, is this something you threw?" Deadpool threw the little robot at Tony.