The otherworldly family in space

Dahua is a scumbag.

Still a long-lived scumbag.

It lived for a total of 16 years, and its long life span can be regarded as the champion among chickens, comparable to that of human Peng Zu.

In the first two years of the chicken's birth, Dahua's life consisted of crowing, pecking millet, giving birth to cubs, crowing again, and eating the regenerated cubs until she ended her life at the dinner table.With the idea of ​​carpe bliss in time, Dahua possesses one after another of the little hens, not only in the Song family’s yard, but sometimes go to other people’s yards to steal and confuse their cubs. lineage.Married one by one, saw them off one by one, and occasionally saw the bones of concubines in the swill of the master's leftovers, Dahua would feel sad for them for a minute, and then she was relieved in a blink of an eye.

He's just a chicken after all.

The function of living is to crow and breed, and when dead, it becomes a dish, which is scrambled for food.

In less than two years, he will become a dish like these little hens. It is only a matter of time, so what position does he have to feel sorry for and sympathize with them?Besides, he has many concubines, and when the owner's family opened a chicken farm, there were thousands of chickens in the harem, and they couldn't even take care of the live chickens. How could there be time to remember the gone ones?

This is a tragedy of fate.

Dahua has already seen through it, so he is a rooster who knows how to accept his fate.

Don't imagine the impossible, just think about the things you can do.I don't want to think about what's going on behind me, I just think about the chicken and the people in front of me.

So he would bully the little hens to prevent them from climbing the wall, and even if they gave birth to him, they couldn't make him relax his vigilance, fight with other people's roosters, and look down on the mortals who provided him with good food and drink. Let them see it.

The turning point of Dahua's fate comes from the mutation of the male protagonist.

That year, Dahua didn't know that his fate had undergone an earth-shaking change.

In his impression, Song Ergou, who was played around like a cowardly fool, was looked down upon by Dahua at the beginning, a bastard, a bastard who didn't do well, son, son didn't do well, as a person, he set himself up Living like that is not as good as a chicken.But then Song Ergou didn’t know if he broke his brain or something, since he came back from the mountain, he has completely changed, knowing that he has made progress and started to be filial to his mother, Dahua even faintly feared him , but felt that there was no reason for such an idea, so Dahua kept hypnotizing herself and telling herself that this was his illusion.

Anyway, the worst result is nothing more than a dish, nothing to care about.

What Dahua despises is that Song Ergou, that cowardly bastard who wants to eat swan meat, says that he wants to marry Lin Xiaohe. In the eyes of stupid humans, Lin Xiaohe is the most beautiful brother in the village. He looks like an average beauty, I heard that he is very capable, like those little hens who are independent and don't need a rooster to find food, and sometimes those full-fledged little hens gather together When we gossip together, we will also mention him a sentence or two.

Dahua has no feelings for humans like Lin Xiaohe. Based on the few gossips, she knows that Lin Xiaohe is a good female by human standards, and she is the kind who can be a big wife and help take care of a young one. How can someone like Ergou be worthy of it? Dreaming is faster.

It's fine to hit Lin Xiaohe's idea, it's still the self-digestion of human beings, but it's unbearable to hit the chicken with the idea, how can we fall in love with different species!

Don't think that he didn't see that idiot Song Ergou's obsession with his heroic appearance, his salivating eyes when he looked at his thigh, and he kept telling himself about Lin Xiaohe to attract his attention, chickens don't like this Yes, he only belongs to his little hens, and no human beings are allowed to touch him.

Dahua thought it was her refusal that made Song Ergou angry.

After Song Ergou tricked Lin Xiaohe in some way, his attitude towards himself changed 180 degrees, and Ji Sheng encountered the first trough in his life.

Because they even let him try a chicken, poured poisonous bean sprouts and goat's milk into the chicken's stomach, and fed him with so much chili in Mapo tofu, and what was even more hateful was feeding it to himself once. The snacks are made of eggs, and the key is that they are also very delicious, which makes him feel guilty for eating his own children, that is, his will is strong and his body is strong so that he is not tortured to death.

Dahua strongly condemns this kind of behavior of taking chicken lives for life, but no one takes it seriously if the heartfelt words cannot be conveyed.

The disadvantage is that I don't know a foreign language.

What's more, it was because the ingredients Song Ergou gave him were all good things, which turned him from a stupid chicken into a smart chicken.

Dahua doesn't know if Song Ergou is kind or not.

But Dahua would rather not be so smart, this kind of life of worrying about when her own death will come every day is a human life, not a chicken's.

But he still couldn't help worrying.

With Lin Xiaohe's pregnancy, the number of his concubines further decreased, and all of them turned into soup and water and entered Lin Xiaohe's stomach, but he could only watch helplessly as a chicken appeared among the chickens bought by Mrs. Song When it seemed to replace his big cock, Dahua's heart grew more and more apprehensive.

Having awakened his wisdom, he knew that the outside world was more dangerous than the Song family. When he ran out with a rooster, it was a walking mass of meat exuding fragrance. The wild dogs would come over, the wild cats would rush over, and the eagles would rush over. It will swoop over, and human beings will chase and intercept him. There is no place where a chicken can survive.

This is the sorrow of the chicken.

Dahua can only fight for a chance to survive by doing her own things well.He wants to beg Song Ergou when the time comes, eyes can always connect if he can't understand the language, he doesn't believe that seeing a chicken with tearful eyes begging that human being can still ruthlessly skin and tear him, and not be afraid when eating his meat Squeezing teeth, but Song Ergou's brain circuit is not something a chicken can guess. When he saw him approaching his feet, Song Ergou actually thought he was going to shit on his feet, and kicked him to the ground. far away.

Dahua is angry, he is a chicken, not a dog, he doesn't need to raise his legs to pee and shit!

However, because of this, Dahua stopped thinking about doing these small tricks, and at the same time was pragmatically thinking about how to kill that little cock.

He used all his strength and exerted the greatest ingenuity in his life to successfully set up a situation of framing.

Reluctantly, he overlooked one point, that is, ordinary chickens can't make such high-intelligence things, and they failed to plant them. Song Ergou and his family discovered his weirdness.

It's not easy to die because of this, and it was put aside as a reserve food, but the hard life still seems to have not improved.

He had to share his rations and his hen with the little rooster who grew up and named him Wang with a different surname, and he had to share half of the work that represented his own value.

Of course, the two of them will also be taken away by Lin Xiaohe, Song Ergou, and Doctor Wang to try dishes, medicines, and recipes.Doctor Wang is even more detestable than Lin Xiaohe and Song Ergou. He even wanted to infect their two chickens with chicken plague. He dedicated his life to his research on chicken plague. He said that he is a good doctor. How can he treat human beings so well? Chickens are so ruthless, it's a good thing they run fast and hide well until they decide to experiment with other young roosters.

Well, he later found out that Song Ergou deliberately let them go, but the shock was so unforgettable that he couldn't feel grateful at all.

Despite such a shared experience, it may be that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, but Dahua is still very dissatisfied with the king of a different surname, and the two chickens will fight every two days.

When Yixing Wang was young, Dahua had the upper hand. When Yixing Wang gradually became stronger, although his physical advantage was gone, he had eaten a few more meals and fought for a few years more than Yixing Wang. , With a wealth of experience, the king of a different surname can't do anything to him. The two chickens are evenly matched to maintain a wonderful balance.

The time for him to reconcile with Wang with a different surname was because Lin Xiaohe, who had been pregnant for three years and was stupid for three years, actually disliked being bored with food and drink all day long, so he insisted on making fun of their two chickens and let them go and get along with each other. A flock of herbal chickens mating.

What did those herbal chickens eat at that time, feed mixed with Lingquan water.He and the other surnamed Wang were still in the state of free-range at that time, because it was the first time to breed herbal chickens, and the good things were naturally eaten by the group of young hens, not their roosters.Only when Song Ergou is tested for poison can he get a little light.

It may be that those little hens eat too well, and the result of overnutrition is that they fight every day. They are strong and strong, and they fight more fiercely than roosters. They are the males. Dahua believes that most roosters should know how to fight. agreed.

On that horrible night, it was not he and Wang Yi who rode them, but they chased him and Wang Yi and rode him and Wang Yi in turn. With only one beak, with the rise of female power, the dignity of being a male is trampled underfoot by such a group of hens.

What was even more exasperating was that on the second day, the Song family not only failed to understand their hard work, but even laughed at them as softies.

Song Ergou really doesn't hurt his back when he stands and talks. If he is capable, he will marry a house full of Hedong lions and go back to taste what it's like.

It is simply unreasonable that a female like Lin Xiaohe, who is so dizzy and tricks to toss chickens, can occupy such a wealthy male as Song Ergou for a lifetime.

After this incident, Dahua no longer praised Lin Xiaohe and belittled Song Ergou, because the couple were not good people, and the bastard and mung bean were a perfect match. He wished them a happy life.At the same time, he doesn't dislike his few chaff, their feathers are not smooth, they are not tall and petty, and he doesn't miss those noble herbal chickens anymore.Those heavenly hens are not worthy of his mere mortal chickens.

Give it all to the king with a different surname, at least he is a prince.

Whoever has the ability can go up, you're welcome.

Because of the sympathy for each other, and because the females are too cruel, they have both seen the worst times of both sides. The friendship between the two chickens has grown by leaps and bounds. On the basis of reaching a consensus, they have formed a united front alliance to fight against the malice from humans and hens. .

And this alliance is for life.

When Song Ergou stopped feeding the herbal chickens with those good things, those herbal chickens finally settled down, at least they finally looked like hens.But both he and the chickens with different surnames Wang are used to a life of abstinence, and they don't like to talk to them anymore. They would rather face each other's stinky faces when they went to plant seeds for those precious hens.Usually when selecting a rooster for mating, hide if you can. If you can't hide, just go over and pretend, and those stupid humans won't find out.Last year, Dahua sent away Wang with a different surname, thinking that the little rooster was really useless.

Dahua was a little disappointed, the old buddy was gone, and he was the only one left.

Dahua lay lazily on the ground basking in the sun, wanting to recall her life.

This is the No. 14 years he has lived, and his life will come to an end at an unknown time.But Dahua felt that he was full of strength, and it would definitely not be a problem to fight one-on-one with an adult rooster. If there were no accidents, maybe he could live another four or five years.

There was a sound of a carriage going away from the Song residence opposite, Dahua raised her eyelids.Knowing that the young master named Tiger Cub was going to take the entrance examination for children at the age of 12, Dahua sincerely hoped that the Buddha would let the young master Tiger Cub pass the test.

Otherwise, Mrs. Song, the old master who had disliked him for a long time, probably really wanted to kill him this time to make up for Young Master Tiger Cub. This is a clever tragedy.

Dahua felt that her chicken life was really a failure. After living for so long, she still has to worry about her own life and death every day.

"Dahua, you're hiding here and being lazy." A cub's voice came from above, Dahua regained her energy, and went to plan earthworms in the soil with itchy teeth.

The pair of twin young masters who looked like foxes and the fourth young master who looked like a demon were all brainwashed by their father, Song Ergou, who loved to bully chickens, thinking that he could bully as he pleased.

These young masters always come to make trouble for themselves. The twin young masters want him to hatch eggs for them. He is a rooster with super destructive power and will only crush the eggs. Xiaohe insisted on reading and reading with that black-bellied young master named Maozai and refused to let him go out to play, so he vented his anger on himself. The chicken finds out something, and just thinking about it makes him cry.

There are pigeons, parrots, wolfhounds, and white cats in the courtyard of the cats. Why do you humans want to find a chicken that can be your grandfather's chicken as a plaything? It's so depraved.

Of course, Dahua is very unconvinced. He has been trembling for so many years. Even if he has no credit, he has worked hard. All his efforts were wiped out by Song Ergou. Human beings, your conscience is really bullying chickens like this Won't it hurt?