unbearable rainy night

Yun Shang struggled to raise his head, and glanced at the tabby lying on the back of the sofa.And little Yunduo quickly climbed onto the sofa and sat beside Tiger Banner.This little girl actually tried to use her weak body to cover Yunshang.

Yunshang suddenly felt his eyes were moist, this little Yunduo knew that Tiger Ban had murderous intentions, so he changed his face instantly and came to save the country with a curve.This little cotton-padded jacket is not only scheming but also one of his own, so lovable.

This little padded jacket... woo woo...

Wiping off the tears on the cloud, taking advantage of the rolling, he swallowed the golden pill into his mouth, and then swallowed it abruptly. As soon as he swallowed it, a warm current spread slowly in his body, making him His heart, lungs and internal organs became warm and moist.

This is the antidote, this is the antidote.Gritting his teeth, Yunshang suppressed the nausea from the vomit, and slowly waited for the medicine to take full effect.Not long after, the lawyer drew up the will, and under the instruction of the tabby cat's eyes, he took the will and walked tremblingly in front of Yunshang, calling "Sir" in a low voice.

Yunshang did not move, and looked as if he was dead.

The lawyer was terrified, and quickly turned to Xiao Yunduo on the sofa and said, "That, that..."

Little Yunduo ran over, and Tiger Ban jumped and landed in front of Yunshang.

It scratched Yunshang's hair with its paws, and brought his face over. Yunshang's completely distorted black face was staring wide-eyed, but its eyes were dull, so it didn't have much deterrent effect.

But the lawyer was terrified. He shivered a bit, ran away, and said as he ran, "Well, that thing, just ask him to stamp his fingerprints and sign it, and then I will sort out a formal document." It's all OK."

After saying this, he opened the door and rushed out without looking back.

The door slammed shut again, and then Tabby spoke: "Thailand's will clauses are too simple, they don't even need your signature to be implemented? This lawyer is so hot!"

It said this to Yunshang, and its eyes had been looking at Yunshang. After a while, Yunshang's eyes could no longer hold on. He blinked, and the cloudy eyeballs became clear. stand up.

Huban patted his head with his paw, and said: "My medicine will kill you in half an hour, and you will definitely die for a minute. It's only less than 1 minutes. Why pretend to die?"

Although the poison in Yunshang's body was removed, his body was still limp and unable to exert strength, so he could only hold back the anger in his heart.

Tiger Ban said again: "You swallowed my golden elixir, and now your body should only recover to 1/10, but if you are given another 10 minutes, don't you want to stand up and chop me up? "

Xiao Yunduo's face turned red all of a sudden, "Golden Elixir? What is the Golden Elixir?" She asked knowingly.

Hu Ban gave Xiao Yunduo a white look, "You little girl, you are not very old, you are very capable, you can slip out the golden core hidden in my hair, you will be a thief when you grow up?"

Little Yunduo immediately lowered his head.

Then Tiger Banner looked at Yunshang and said, "Come on, have a look at the terms, and sign on it if you agree." It yawned as it spoke, and said, "I don't really want to Your life is just trying to be safe."

Gritting his teeth, Yunshang said, "Having money can make you feel at ease?"

Tabby yawned again, "What do you think? Last time I was kicked out by Bai Chen, I didn't get any money, and ended up living on the street, miserable! If I don't learn another lesson, my 1000 years will be regarded as Live in vain."

Yun Shang endured the pain and laughed, "You damn meow finally admitted that you were kicked out by Bai Chen, and at first you said that you left him voluntarily, ha ha ha..."

Tiger Ban suddenly felt that he had made a slip of the tongue, and quickly shut his mouth.

It was only then that Yunshang raised his head with difficulty, and looked at the content written in the draft will. The content was very concise. It was nothing more than giving all his inheritance to Xiao Yunduo and his pet tabby cat after his death.

Gritting his teeth, Yunshang said, "That's enough? You don't need to prove that Xiao Yunduo and I are adopted?"

Tiger Ban said: "No need. But even if it is needed, the lawyer will take care of it. After all, everyone is short of money now, and the adoption certificate can be completed with a little money."

Yunshang gritted his teeth, "Okay, okay. If you can take good care of little Yunduo, I can sign this clause. However, I can live to be 150 years old!"

Tiger Ban said: "150 is nothing, I'm almost 1500 years old."

"So this clause is equivalent to making it for you."

"What? I am your cat god who acts like a coquettish and cute cat every day for you to touch and masturbate, and let you transform from the bottom of society into a cat-loving aristocrat in society. Are you not satisfied? Leave these external things to me, and return them to me. Did you feel wronged?"

Yun Shang laughed, "I'm not wronged, I'm not wronged." With difficulty, he picked up the pen, scribbled on it, and then stamped his handprint.

Tiger Ban patted Yun Shang's shoulder again with his paw, and said, "Okay, you can get up now."

Yunshang immediately felt that his body was no longer in pain, and he was very light and comfortable. He was stunned for a moment, and when he lowered his head, he didn't see any vomit on his body. Instead, he was lying on the sofa with still Covered with a small quilt.

His takeaway box was being opened and placed on the coffee table, and he hadn't eaten a bite yet.

He couldn't help being shocked, and Xiao Yunduo, who was sitting at the dining table and eating takeaway, was also shocked. She rubbed her eyes vigorously, "What's going on? What's going on?"

Tiger Banner lay lazily on the dining table, licked the oil stains from the corner of his mouth, and said, "A little illusion, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning! Besides, it's less than a second from when I get the takeaway to when you come out, how can I do that?" Poisoned?"

Yunshang said "Fuck" several times in a row, and only then did he realize that Bai Chen was a master of illusion, and Tiger Ban, who followed Bai Chen, was naturally very proficient in illusion, and he could do it without knowing it. Let people get deep into it.He thought about it carefully, but he didn't know when he fell under this guy's illusion.

He turned his head and saw that the full-length mirror leaning against the corner of the wall was not damaged, and the railing on the balcony in the living room was also intact, but the signature on the will in his hand was indeed there. After coming out of the bedroom, he fell into this guy's illusion.

He couldn't help admiring him, and at this moment Tiger Ban said: "But Xiao Yunduo's kung fu is also very good, she really took out a golden elixir from my hair and fed it to you without me knowing it. Eat it!"

Yun Shang let out an oh, indicating that he was still in the shock of the illusion and hadn't recovered from it!

He stayed there thinking for a long time, and finally decided that he should not fight this cat anymore, not to mention anything else, the power of this illusion alone was enough for him to drink a pot.

He couldn't help but think that he offended this big cat one day and one night, and then he opened and closed his eyes to see a weird scene. He was in a daze in that scene, unable to turn or get out, endless Stop it, it's just terrible.

After all, this kind of illusion is a good fairy art, and it may be even scarier than Uchiha Itachi's Kaleidoscope Sharingan in "Naruto"!

Thinking of this, Yun Shang shrank his head. He always thought it was the tabby cat hugging his thigh, but he didn't expect it to be him hugging its thigh.Well, but this is also very good, the big deal is just like before, just let me be an assistant with peace of mind.

Safely and safely having lunch at the same table, the atmosphere suddenly became harmonious. The beer taken out from Yunshang politely poured a glass for Tiger Banner, and Tiger Banner was even more disgusted, "You don't have wine here. ? Without Lafite, Latour, and Margot, Chilean Chadwick is also fine!"

Yun Shang stuck out his tongue, "No," he smiled politely but not embarrassedly, "That stuff is extremely expensive, a bottle costs several thousand, and you'll buy me hundreds of bottles of beer."

Tabby proudly pushed away the beer in front of him, "Then I'd better drink Coke!"

Little Yunduo also yelled, "I want to drink too, I want to drink too!"

After tasting beer, cola and milk in a pleasant atmosphere, in order to make himself hug his thighs more firmly, Yunshang proposed to play a game, and he chose the 98 King of Fighters arcade version for a long time. During this fierce fight , Yunshang showed his very proficient operation, as well as his deep hero pool. His heroes such as Kyo Kusanagi, Benimaru, Daimon Goro, Clark, Athena, Drunken Master, Mai Shiranui, etc. showed super strength After the skills and the gorgeous nirvana, they all bowed down under the tiger-ban's eight gods.

Yun Shang was dumbfounded.

But he was still a little unconvinced, so he stood up awkwardly, pointed to the mouse and keyboard beside him and said, "If you have the guts, if you have the guts, if you have the guts to compete with me... dance... troupe."

He can emphasize these three words, showing his domineering and kingly status from the side. In this game, in his words, he has never lost.

But Tabby only used one paw to drive Yunshang off the king's throne. Yunshang was convinced and surrendered.

After playing for nearly an afternoon, it was time for dinner. Yunshang immediately became attentive. He bought some fish from the market and cooked a plate of boiled pork slices and watercress tilapia with his superb cooking skills. , These two are the hardest dishes among the hardest dishes, but they are enough for tiger stripes to fit between the teeth.

But Huban was very contented, and at the same time rewarded Yunshang for an hour of pawing time, although Yunshang only wanted to masturbate for 5 minutes, but under the eyes of Huban, he forced himself to masturbate for an hour and a half before finishing.

Then Tiger Ban Shushuang hurriedly went to Xiao Yunduo to pick up the cat.

Convinced, Yunshang walked into the room and sat down in front of the desk. He played a soothing music, but saw that the cat hair on his hands was terrifying.

He supported the desk and stood up, when he came across that very rare book from heaven, the book seemed to flash a flash of light, but it quickly dissipated.

Yun Shang was stunned for a moment, he opened the heavenly book, and saw four words appeared on the upper right corner of the first page: Pulongmei Island.