unbearable rainy night

Yunshang felt that he couldn't die, it would be too cheap if he died. This stupid fat cat spends his own money and teaches his children a lesson. He doesn't even burn paper for himself during the holidays. Damn, he has become a joke The characters in it are gone, what is he drawing?

Therefore, he must live a good life, even longer than this fat cat, and he must die for it.

It is precisely because of this belief that Yunshang became a living fossil. By the way, he applied for the Guinness Book of World Records. After watching the tabby cat swallow its last breath, he reluctantly ended his own life. .

That year, he turned 152 years old and became famous all over the world.

Of course, this is a story.

Yunshang was so upset about Tiger Ban saying that he was a small mouse, that he didn't give it a good look the next day.

For example, as soon as he woke up and walked out of the study, Tabby put down his phone and said to him, "Hey, I have an appointment with a lawyer. It's about 10 o'clock in the morning..."

"Bang!" Yun Shang directly closed the door, startling the unsuspecting Tiger Ban.

After a while, Xiao Yunduo came out of the next bedroom rubbing his eyes, and asked Tiger Ban with sleepy eyes: "What's the noise? Is it an earthquake?"

Tabby looked fiercely at Yunshang's bedroom, "Someone has reached menopause."

Yunshang in the bedroom let out a low growl: "Be more NM."

Tabby flicked his hair, "My mother died more than 1000 years ago, if you want to replace her, you can find her!"

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

One person and one cat snorted at the same time, bringing a strong smell of gunpowder to the huge living room. Xiao Yunduo stuck out her tongue and rolled back into the bedroom knowingly.

This atmosphere didn't ease up until lunchtime, Yunshang didn't eat breakfast at all, and didn't even leave the house all morning, even the most urgent urination problem, he just swayed on the balcony. to solve.

"In such a big house, there is no toilet in the study room. Nima made a mistake!" Sitting on the balcony, Yun Shang couldn't help thinking. He wanted to calm himself by reading a book, but the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Inexplicably, it turned into a meow meow style, so he simply closed the book and took out his phone to play games.

But when Nima was about to fight in the middle of the fight, the WIFI was cut off. He said MMP and quickly connected to the data to continue, but found that there was no mobile signal at all.

Yun Shang opened the door suddenly with a dark face, only to find a man in a suit and leather shoes sitting in the middle of the room, before he had time to ask who this man was, the tabby over there meowed, and soon, the man on the sofa Xiao Yunduo said: "This is Lawyer Wang, he is an expert lawyer in charge of inheritance, he can maximize the avoidance of inheritance tax..."

Before Xiao Yunduo finished speaking, Yunshang rushed over, grabbed the lawyer, and threw him off the window sill. Accompanied by ah... meowing, the so-called lawyer turned into a tabby Climbing up, it was out of breath.

Yun Shang roared: "You fucking liar, can you take a break? Wearing my suit, I really can't see it?"

Tiger Ban rushed over with a meow, and slapped the cloud.

Yun Shang roared, "The tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a hellokitty!" He also rushed forward, but twisted his body at an incredible angle, and then grabbed the tiger-spotted Tail, slammed against the wall.

But he didn't use his strength, because the tabby's tail suddenly broke off and turned into kittens flying up, scratching Yun Shang's face, Yun Shang dodged elegantly, and retreated to the side of the sofa .But at this time, the tabby had already changed. Its right paw suddenly protruded, enlarged and directly turned into a tiger paw. Then the hairs all over the body suddenly rose, and the body also underwent the same change. Not long after, It became the king of beasts, a giant tiger.

Yun Shang simply took off his clothes, revealing the muscles all over his body. His twisting arms and neck made rattling noises, and he said, "Okay, I want to fight, I will accompany you!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, Tiger and Yunshang launched an attack on each other at the same time. When the fists and claws were about to meet, Xiao Yunduo actually blocked his body in the middle, opened his arms, and used his thin strength to attack the opponent. Stop these two guys from fighting.

Yunshang was shocked when he saw it, and the tiger was obviously the same. They retracted their strength at the same time, but the strength of one person and one tiger was terrifying, and they were not completely successful. Therefore, the bodies of the two of them directly rubbed against the little cloud and fell. Hearing two bangs, Yunshang hit the wall at the door, smashing the full-length mirror over there, and the tiger instantly turned into a tabby, and fell out of the window again. Clinging to the guardrail, the guardrail was directly deformed by this force.

Yunshang sat on the broken glass and panted heavily. He stared at Xiao Yunduo, but his tone was not too harsh. He said, "You silly boy, how could you rush over directly?"

Tiger Ban also jumped off the guardrail, and said, "My slap just now almost turned you into meat, understand? Meat?"

Xiao Yunduo blinked her big innocent eyes, "Well, you really did it!"

"Nonsense!" The man and the cat roared almost simultaneously.

Xiao Yunduo immediately looked aggrieved, "Okay, okay, since it's a real fight, then you guys go outside and fight, it's not good to make a mess of the house."

Tabby twisted his aching body, "It's already messed up."

Yun Shang stood up, "If you are upset, I will wait for you outside."

Huban looked directly into Yunshang's eyes, "Just answer me, are you going to transfer your house and car to me?"

Yun Shang said: "We'll talk about it after I die."

"You damn meow was going to die yesterday, and it's too late for you to die, you can't even sign."

But Yun Shang said: "Don't worry, my life is very hard. I can live to be 150 years old. Even if I die unexpectedly that day, it is impossible to die all at once. I will make a will before I die."

Tiger Ban's right front paw was actually held in the shape of a thumb, "Okay, you are amazing, you are amazing, I am convinced!"

Tiger Banner's saying this means that it recognizes it, and it can be regarded as a kind of softness, so the grievances between the two of them seem to be put on hold for the time being.

At noon, no one wanted to cook, so they could only order takeaway. When the takeaway arrived, Yunshang was sitting on the balcony of the living room basking in the sun playing games, and Huban paid for the delivery.

The fragrant rice scent wafted out, and Yunshang, who hadn't gotten into the oil and water in the morning, couldn't bear it long ago. He ended the game hastily, walked over enduring the stomach cramps, opened the fast food box, and the scent was even stronger. Almost made his saliva flow down directly.

Tiger Ban sat on the table, pointed his head directly at the big bowl of fish heads with chopped peppers, and ate his fill, almost eating up all the peppers and soup.

After it finished eating, Yunshang only took two small mouthfuls. Tabby was lying on the dining table, squinting at Yunshang while licking his hair. When Yunshang was halfway through eating, he suddenly stood up.

Tiger Ban's nerves tensed instantly, and then it saw Yunshang's face turned black, his lips turned blue, and his whole body was trembling. After a while, Yunshang bent down while supporting the table, foaming from his mouth.

The Coke broke down now, so Tiger Banner jumped over and said to Yunshang, "Are you dying? If you are dying, nod your head. I will call the lawyer over here. The law firm is very close to here. It’s two streets away,” it said, looking at the clock on the wall, and said, “It’s probably possible to come before [-]:[-].”

Yunshang wiped the white foam with his hands, looked at Tiger Ban in pain, "You actually poisoned me."

Tiger Ban said: "How fresh, how can I inherit your inheritance if you don't die? But don't worry, I'm afraid you will die too soon to make a will, so I didn't put a lot of poison into it, and it will take half an hour. killed you."

"You, you..." Yunshang said these two words angrily, and suddenly he yelled, his stomach turned into a fully automatic washing machine, spinning non-stop.

There was more foam in his mouth.

Xiao Yunduo looked at the person and the cat with disdain, and asked with his share of food: "Hey, big cat, am I not poisonous?"

Tiger Ban said: "What are you thinking, how could I poison you? I have to inherit the inheritance as your identity, so you have to live well."

Xiao Yunduo nodded, "Oh, then I don't worry." She took her meal, went to the coffee table, and then said: "You two fight, remember to drag the floor after you play, it's so disgusting Not good. Also, I feel that half an hour is too short, how about making it an hour and let him clean up the house before he dies?"

But Tiger Ban said: "It's okay, it's okay, just call Auntie Cleaning to clean it."

"Oh, that's fine, then I'll trouble you big cat."

Yunshang shrank on the ground and heard that it was chilling, he adopted these two guys with good intentions, but he didn't expect them to do everything possible to harm him, especially that little Yunduo, who also said that it was his family bond, bah, shit.

No, he has to force out the poison, he has to force it out.

But this poison is surprisingly strange, it not only caused Yun Shang to die in pain, but also consumed his physical strength and emptied his energy.This poison is not a joke, it can really kill the cloud within half an hour.Obviously, the tabby made a killer move, it was really going to kill him.

When Yunshang thought of this, he was sweating profusely. Thinking about who he was, he was skilled in spells, and he had experienced many battles. He was fighting demons outside every day, but he was plotted against by a pet at home. This nima said What a shame to go out.

So no, no, he has to get rid of this poison, he has to get rid of it.

But the harder he worked, the faster the poison spread. Within 5 minutes, he gave up completely.

Another 5 minutes later, the lawyer really came to visit, and Xiao Yunduo, as the most direct beneficiary of the inheritance, hurriedly opened the door to greet her. She briefly explained the situation, and immediately frightened the lawyer. He said: "We should send the patient to the hospital first." to the hospital."

Xiao Yunduo shook her head, "No, he is poisoned and cannot survive."

The lawyer was sweating profusely, and then drafted the will with trepidation.

Little Yunduo couldn't read, so he ran away, while Tiger Banner was watching the lawyer secretly on the sofa. The lawyer felt his back was hairy, and when he saw it was a cat secretly, he felt bad immediately. I feel that the speed of drafting a will is faster.

Little Yunduo jumped up to Yunshang with a glass of water, blinked her big eyes, pretended to be concerned and said, "Oh, look how much you sweat, is it painful? Why don't you drink it first?" Would you like some water?"

Gritting his teeth, Yunshang still kept foaming out. He couldn't speak, but the hatred in his heart shot out along with his eyes.

But Xiao Yunduo smiled, "Drink some water, maybe it won't be so painful." As she spoke, the little meaty hand loosened, and a golden pill rolled out of her hand, just in the hands on the cloud.

She blinked and said in a very low voice, "This is the antidote, I got it out of a cliché." She pushed the water glass over there, stood up, and ran away with a jump.