What is it like to be teased by a ghost?

Chapter 85 An Embarrassing Dinner

The female ghost took her head and put it on her knees. She brushed her hair away, revealing a pair of slender eyebrows and eyes. She didn't seem to be in a hurry to put her head back on her neck, but said to Luo Jiang: "Miss, thank you so much! Why don't you go to my house for a light meal?"

Luo Jiang didn't speak, just waved her hand and left.

As soon as Luo Jiang left, the female ghost showed a greedy smile, "It's really good-looking and kind-hearted, it's just right to marry and go home."

After the female ghost finished speaking, a human face suddenly emerged from the exposed abdomen, and the two eyes of the human face spun around in different directions for a few times and finally fell into the middle of the eye sockets, "She has seen your face, It has to be nourishment."

Hearing what the belly said, the female ghost showed a somewhat unhappy smile. She drew circles on the beam of the sedan chair with her fingers, "It's hard to meet someone I like, and I have to eat it. Hey~ But the face is very raw , I have to find someone to find out where my bride came from."

After the female ghost said this, the abdomen disappeared into the female ghost's stomach again.

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"Jiangjiang, come on, hang up this sign."

Wei Linqiang handed the pass to Luo Jiang, completely unaware of what happened just now.

Luo Jiang took the things, thought about it, and felt that it was just an insignificant matter, and it was not worth talking about.

The ghost market cannot be seen from outside the archway. This is to prevent people from entering by mistake. What ordinary people see is only a lonely archway. Behind the archway is a dark forest, but once you step in, it is brightly lit and full of ghosts. The sight is gone.

Noisy and bustling, Luo Jiang always thought that the ghost market was just a market, but she didn't expect it to be so big. She finally knew why there was a ghost king in this place. Without a ghost king, it would be difficult to manage herself.

"Charcoal-grilled human thighs, charcoal-grilled human thighs~ Those who have just been killed, now buy free human blood, until sold out, until sold out."

"The heartbroken grass is cheap, and it is a must for killing people when traveling at home."

"The stitches are stitched, the stitches are stitched, and the broken limbs look here and there to ensure that the stitches are fine and tight, the stitches will not come off, and the stitches will not break."

"Frogman Soup Frogman Soup, the frogmen brought by air from Japan, our store also has raw frogs, which are provided for customers who like to eat raw food."

"What's a frogman? We have sharks in this store. They are salvaged from the East China Sea. You can eat them first. They are fresh and delicious."

"Hey, the pig monster next door is stealing business, right?"

"So what if it steals your business! Your frogman is old and ugly, how can I be better than Yu Niang?"

"Damn it, I will beat you to death today, let's see if you dare to fight against me every day!"

"Hit and hit, whoever is afraid of whom."

Witnessing a different kind of business competition, Luo Jiang couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth, and the one-eyed monk selling roasted human legs couldn't help but sigh, "Hey, these two families are fighting again."

After finishing speaking, he started to roast the human legs in his hands again. The shiny color and attractive fragrance, if it wasn't for the human legs, Luo Jiang really wanted to try it, she couldn't help but pull Wei Linqiang's Sleeve, "Hey, you don't really want to take me to eat fried eyeballs, braised human head meat?"

Wei Linqiang laughed, "Why, come with me."

Wei Linqiang led Luo Jiang across the main street, and walked to an alley. This alley was called Xiansi Lane. There were not many shops open. Compared with the bustling scene outside, it was really deserted.

Wei Linqiang walked to a shop called Bankouduo, and skillfully greeted Luo Jiang to come in.

"Hey, Xiaowei is here, I haven't seen you for a long time, eh... what is this?"

Although the name of this store is strange, the proprietress looks quite normal, at least there is no extra eye or head.

Wei Linqiang sat down beside her and said, "This is my wife."

Luo Jiang didn't understand whether it was teasing or covering up her identity, so she didn't deny it.

"Yo, when did you deceive the little girl, but you two seem to be a good match."

This sentence really made Luo Jiang blush, "It's not a good match."

The proprietress covered her mouth and giggled, Wei Linqiang hurriedly said: "A woman is just duplicity, so don't laugh at her, she is very shy."

"I see." The proprietress still teased, "What do you eat, as usual?"

Wei Linqiang nodded, "It's the same as usual, as long as the portion is bigger."

After finishing speaking, Wei Linqiang led Luo Jiang to the independent private room.

"Don't worry, the person who opened the shop is a mortal, but because of some adventures, he has lived without aging or death for hundreds of years, and can't stay in the human world anymore, so he opened a shop here, using ingredients that mortals can eat."

When Wei Linqiang said that, Luo Jiang felt more at ease. She sat down beside her and asked, "Then...have you eaten those human-legged and human-brained ones?"

Wei Linqian laughed, "I'm a ghost. Ghosts can only eat anger and can't eat human flesh, but...it's not like there are ghosts that don't eat human flesh, but if they eat human flesh, ghosts will be infected with the foul smell of flesh. It will become a monster that is neither human nor ghost. Do you still remember the guy who sold human legs? He was a monk before he was alive, and he avoided meat and alcohol all his life. This is it."

Luo Jiang nodded, and suddenly remembered that the ghosts on the street were more or less injured, and couldn't help thinking about Wei Linqiang's death. She didn't ask about it before, but now that the relationship between the two is good, she became curious again. "You know so much about this place, you must have been here for a long time, and you must be able to know so many things about others. Then how did you die? I didn't even see any fatal wounds on your body."

Wei Linqiang paused for a moment while setting the table and chopsticks, and then she smiled and said, "Jiangjiang, actually asking how someone died is a very cruel thing, and it's also impolite."

Luo Jiang froze for a moment, feeling that she seemed a little too much.

This is the proprietress who just came in with the food, "Come here, eat it while it's hot, our family's food, I'm used to it, I can't bear to leave a mouthful, if I'm not used to it, half a mouthful is too much."

The appearance of the proprietress moderated the embarrassing atmosphere. After she left, Wei Linqian took some food for Luo Jiang and said for half the salary, "I have wounds on my body, but you didn't see them. Eat them." Let's eat."

Luo Jiang consciously poked Wei Linqiang's wound, feeling very guilty, and stopped asking, "Eat."

This is the first time the two have eaten without saying a word.

During the banquet, a few female ghosts came from the private room next door, chattering and gossiping.

"Hey, let me tell you, the kinky/demon didn't throw the hydrangea today~"

Because of Qihuan's eccentricity of having sex in public, some ghosts call her a nymph.

"What? Our dissatisfied ghost king didn't throw the hydrangea?? It's been a long time."

"What, what, I heard that she is looking for a new candidate, and I think she will drag him into the Ghost King's Mansion later, and then eat him alive."

"Yo yo yo, what is eating raw? I have a good friend who works as a servant in the ghost king's mansion. It is said that he only inhales qi. If he is a ghost, he will inhale yin qi. If he is a human, he will inhale yang qi. If he is a monster, he will inhale demon qi. It is used to increase his cultivation. Yes. The last thing that was brought out was a mummy, but even if it was a mummy, it was handled by her confidantes. We outsiders don't know what happened inside. And when the yin monster did that, he would block it for a while No one has ever seen what she looks like."

"It is said that she used to be a brothel girl, so she must not be ugly."

"That's not necessarily the case. If she wasn't ugly, why didn't the scholar secretly raise her back then and cut off her head. I see her as Dong Shi with crooked eyes and slanted mouth. Maybe she's not as good-looking as me. "

"Pull you down."

Luo Jiang was fascinated by what she was listening to, when Wei Linqiang suddenly stopped her chopsticks, "I'm done eating, let's pay the bill first, you wait here for me."

Luo Jiang nodded, "Okay."

As soon as Wei Linqiang left, Luo Jiang continued to listen to gossip.

"Let me tell you a secret again, the Yin Yao has an affair with the king of anger, Xia Xing."

"King An doesn't seem like someone who can take a fancy to Qi Huan."

"This is not nonsense. Doesn't she like to go out all the time, even to meet Xia Bing? I also heard from my lover that she doesn't bring soldiers every time she goes out, but uses human bones as a technique to carry the sedan chair. When I came back one time, I had a piece of Hualing grass hanging on my body. This thing is only available in the Ghost King’s Mansion in Anshi. If this is not going to meet King An, who else could it be? There is a one-way door between the three ghost cities. The city leads to Qian Wanjin's ghost market, and Qian Wanjin's leads to Xia Bing, and this yin monster can only go a little further to find Xia Bing in order to avoid people's eyes and ears."

Having said that, the door of Luo Jiang's private room suddenly opened. She thought it was Wei Linqiang, so she got up and prepared to leave with her without even looking. A strange fragrance came from the room, and Luo Jiang fainted instantly.

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