What is it like to be teased by a ghost?

As Wei Linqiang said, Xue Yi called Luo Jiang the next day. Xue Yi was forced to rest in bed by her parents, so she couldn't go to class. The teacher reported a false report, which is usually done by the class leader, and it is impossible for the class teacher not to give Xue Yi a leave note. Of course, Luo Jiang could see that Xue Yi made excuses to reconcile, so she didn't expose her. Give each of them a step down.

After a day of class, it was the time agreed with Wei Linqiang. Before leaving, Luo Jiang specifically asked Yaya, but Yaya said she was not interested, so she got into the closet.In the end, there were only two Luo Wei.

The ghost market doesn't open until twelve o'clock in the evening, and it's extremely cloudy, so you need a special way to enter.

"It's here, the car will come soon, let's wait."

Wei Linqiang brought Luo Jiang to a dilapidated train station. According to her, there was an accident on a train at this train station, and all the people on the train died. It was abandoned, and after the people left, the death train was taken over by ghosts, and it was specially used to transport ghosts.

"What about the people who died in the car?" Luo Jiang asked.

"I went to Wushi City." Wei Linqiang replied, "The accident was not caused by ghosts, it was a technical error, so all the ghosts who died went to Wushi City. The reason why people died here is probably because the living people were suspicious. , anyway, this place ended up being cheaper for these guys.”

Luo Jiang nodded, and while the two were talking, several ghosts appeared on the platform, one of them was a ghost with a crooked neck, one was a ghost with a broken arm, and the other was a ghost who was hanged.

The crooked neck ghost's neck is like a U-shaped needle, and the whole head is upside down on the shoulder. The broken arm ghost is holding his broken arm in his right hand, complaining that the tailor shop at the west entrance of the ghost city is not good at sewing, and it took a few days to sew his arm It fell down again.And the hanged ghost still had half of the rope hanging around his neck, saying that he was going on a blind date.

"You can pull it down, just like you, what kind of kiss is it? With such a long tongue, it is inconvenient to kiss other female ghosts."

The hanged ghost was not happy, "What's the matter with the long tongue, it's just right for a French kiss, sticking it directly into the stomach, lingering to the end of the world."

The crooked neck ghost said with some doubts, "You have such a long tongue, how can you still fly upwards? This doesn't conform to Newton's law?"

The broken-armed ghost slapped the crooked-necked ghost with his left hand, and directly swung the crooked-necked ghost's head from his left shoulder to his right shoulder, "You are stupid, you look down and see that we are all down, and Newton Shit."

Listening to the conversation of the three fools, Luo Jiang couldn't help laughing out loud, which was also sensitively heard by the three ghosts.

"Hey, you're a new ghost, you're so pretty, old girl, which cemetery is it from? Leave a tombstone number and come to your house to play at night."

When the broken-arm ghost saw Luo Jiang, he laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes.

"About me, don't you think I can't walk when I see a female ghost?" The hanged ghost complained, but he didn't forget his great blind date career, "Sister female ghost, don't worry about him, he's a romantic man, so why not?" I can be reliable, I am more dedicated, and I have been in a relationship for 20 years."

This train station has not been used for many years, and there are ghosts coming and going. It has long formed a gathering place, and all the ghosts are on the ground. Besides, Luo Jiang also wears a hidden energy talisman, so she is not afraid of being found out as a person. , she was about to speak when Wei Linqiang took her arm sweetly.

"Wife~ They are so annoying, you are even married to me and want to tease you." After finishing speaking, Wei Linqiang snorted at the three ghosts reproachfully.

Wei Linqiang's doing this was considered a relief, and Luo Jiang happened to be too lazy to bother, so she squeezed Wei Linqiang's chin ambiguously and said: "My little one, don't be angry, I will go home tonight and make it up to you."

The three ghosts were dumbfounded, and sighed one after another. The picture was very joyful.

"These days, female ghosts have started to disturb Ji."

"I'm going to be single for another 20 years."

"Why do their hair fly upwards? This doesn't conform to gravity."

The three ghosts went away silently, Wei Linqiang blinked at Luo Jiang and smiled mischievously.

Luo Jiang looked helplessly at the other party shaking his wits, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.

The entrance of the ghost city is in a forest. It does not belong to the underworld or the yang world, but it connects the two places. Wei Linqiang said that in ancient times, the earth was chaotic, and humans and ghosts lived together in the same world. Later, Emperor Yuan appeared, Use divine power to forcibly separate humans and ghosts, one is the yang world and the other is the underworld, and the ghost market is the fault between the two spaces. There are three such faults, which were later occupied by three powerful ghosts and gradually became the three major ghost markets. .

"Which three?"

"The three major ghost markets don't have any specific names, but they have been secretly called common names. Greed--hate--foolishness."

After getting off the train, Wei Linqiang did not forget to play the role of the little daughter-in-law, and intimately led Luo Jiang off the train.

"Greed, hatred and ignorance? What a strange name."

It was pitch black under the car, and the train was already on its way to the next location.

Wei Linqiang snapped her fingers, and a wide path suddenly appeared in front of her, with faint green will-o'-the-wisps burning on both sides of the path.

"The greedy king collects wealth, the angry king tyranny, and the idiot girl have fun."

This ghost lantern is still fucking voice-activated... Luo Jiang complained silently in her heart, and then asked, "What do you mean?"

"These words refer to the three major ghost kings, the big ghosts who occupy several ghost markets. Let's talk about this greedy ghost with money and money. He was a businessman before his death, and he especially loved money. Chang, he often resells things in the underworld. Isn’t his family rich? After his death, his children and grandchildren often burn things for him. That’s how he made his first pot of gold. After he had money, he set his sights on the ghost market. At that time, the ghost market hadn't developed yet, so he quickly occupied the first one, and used the money in his hand to attract a group of little ghosts to start a business there. After all, money can make ghosts grind the millstones. Prices are frighteningly high, even asking for directions costs money, so the ghost market is named after greed.”

"The second ghost market, Chen. The king of Xia Xia was indeed an emperor in front of him, but he was a tyrant, and his emotions were easily agitated. After death, he was not satisfied with the arrangements of the underworld. He couldn't control him, so he went to the ghost city to form a kingdom by himself, and made a series of strict laws, such as not spitting on the street, not eating apples, it is said that he was killed by a beloved concubine with poisoned apples Yes. And Xia Bing’s law code is very strange. To put it bluntly, it serves evil spirits. It is not illegal to kill people at will, but to help others will be hacked to death. The anger market is very chaotic. All the ghosts who survived in the city of anger are not at ease."

"In comparison, Crazy City is much better. It's like a clean stream in the ghost market. The ghost king of Crazy City, Qi Huan, was a brothel girl and fell in love with a scholar. Xiang married her, but Qi Huan waited for five full years, and later heard that the scholar married the daughter of the Shang Shu family. , hung her body on the city gate and exposed it to the sun for 49 days. After Qi Huan died, she was full of resentment and wiped out the entire clan of the Shangshu family. She was an out-and-out ghost. Arrived here. But..."

Wei Linqiang stopped suddenly, with a mysterious smile on her face.

"But what?"

"But this Qi Huan has a habit. Because she didn't get love during her lifetime, she throws hydrangeas every day after her death. Anyone who is hit by a hydrangea will be immediately taken into the Ghost King's Mansion to marry them."

Luo Jiang was a little strange, "Isn't this good? There should be many ghosts who are willing to hug their thighs."

Wei Linqian looked at Luo Jiang with a 'pattern picture', "It's nothing to just get married. Qi Huan will have sex with the married couple in the lobby, and then suck the other party's anger. The next day Then throw the hydrangea ball, and it is said that this ghost king is suitable for both men and women, young and old, both male and female ghosts are frightened by her, but as long as you don't catch the hydrangea ball, you will be fine. She has a gentle temper and will not kill people for no reason. "

The corners of Luo Jiang's eyes twitched, and she finally understood why the married people were carried in. "It feels like a female praying mantis."

"How dare you be the king of ghosts if you don't pervert. Apart from ordinary lonely ghosts, there are also many mountain spirits, tree monsters and capable people in the ghost market. It can be said that there are all kinds of things. The crazy city we are going to is a little safer. Point, but... There are still dangers, but as long as you follow me, you will be fine. Most of the time, there is no fighting in the crazy market. After all, it is a market, and it is mainly for business. Those who want to fight will go to the fighting field Solve it, that's all for Qi Huan."

The two walked for a while, and there was a big archway in front of them. On the archway, there were two large characters of "Ghost Market". He stopped and said to Luo Jiang: "Wait for me here, I'll get two passes, although there are guards from the ghost palace in charge of security in the ghost city, but no one is in charge outside the ghost city. Don't talk to other ghosts, be careful of being spotted or entangled."

Luo Jiang nodded, "Well, go and come back quickly."

As soon as Wei Linqiang left, Luo Jiang looked at the scenery boredly at the same spot. The ghosts coming and going had a sense of age, some were wearing ancient costumes, some were wearing Zhongshan suits, and the death patterns were also different. Some were chopped up. Some were dead, some were drowned, and there was an even more exaggerated one who had no limbs and moved forward only by wriggling. The four characters "disabled and strong" instantly appeared in Luo Jiang's mind.

Just as she was thinking about something, Gulu Gulu rolled over to a human head. It was a female ghost with very long hair. When she rolled over, the hair wrapped around her head several times, and her entire face was covered with hair.

"Miss, can you give me a favor for my family? My family is too far away, and I have to hurry home, so I really can't delay."

Luo Jiang looked down, her expression was wonderful, this...