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Roast suckling pig, gone.
Wei Jing smacked his lips and looked at the four little piglets. Although they were not the illegitimate children of the wild boar spirit, they were bought by others and prepared to take good care of them. That's all, or—
"Xiaobai, can you make roasted voles?"
Xiaobai's face was sullen, his face turned black, and he fought against the bottom of the pot, obviously remembering the field mouse that was scorched by the opponent's star power, his body trembled slightly: "...No."
"No?" Wei Jing didn't care, and continued, "Oh, it's okay, I'll teach you."
I teach you……
No, he doesn't want to learn at all!
The wild boar spirit's face was stiff, remembering the last unpleasant experience.
[... Today I will teach you how to make a very delicious omelet. ]
Then?
Ha ha ha.
Unbearable black history!
The wild boar spirit spoke with difficulty: "I, I—" Strange, I don't want to learn, is it so difficult to say these four words?
He was sweating profusely, and there seemed to be a force preventing him from speaking.
Seeing his "nervous" look, Wei Jing smiled at him very understandingly, and said, "Don't worry, I've memorized this tutorial fluently, just do what I say, and I'm sure it's right!"
Wild Boar Essence wants to cry but has no tears: "..." Grandma is a bear.
"First of all, prepare a 5 to 6 kg piglet, bah bah bah, slip of the tongue, prepare a big vole, first shave the hair, cut off the head, dig out the internal organs, remove the broken bones, here is a It is very important to ensure the integrity of the outer skin, so it is a test of knife skills..."
The wild boar spirit looked at the young man in front of him in horror, and felt that "Tu Shihua" was more and more terrifying. He obviously had a harmless face, but he was keen on torturing corpses!
"The next step is to scald the skin of the field mouse, then rinse it with cold water, then smear the internal organs with salt, minced garlic, and minced onion, marinate it for about half an hour, drain it, then serve it on a fork, shape it, and bake it... "
While Wei Jing was talking, the golden appearance of the roast suckling pig appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but salivate: It smells so good!
Then, the screen changed, and the roast suckling pig turned into a roast field mouse.
He curled his lips in disappointment, as expected, he still wanted to eat roast suckling pig more.
His gaze moved again involuntarily to the four little piglets inside the metal box next to the fence. The piggies seemed to sense the danger, and shivered and huddled together.
Seeing his appearance, the wild boar spirit hurried forward in fright, blocked his sight, and said quickly, "This pig really can't be eaten by you!" Whether his pig's trotters can be kept, I hope all of these little piglets will be responsible. body.
"Don't worry, I didn't say you want to eat them." Wei Jing rubbed his nose guilty. In fact, he really didn't feel at ease with himself. After thinking about it, he added, "Since you want to raise them, you should take care of them." Well, keep it where I can't see it."
If he keeps wandering around under his nose, he can't guarantee that he will stretch out his claws to them one day.
After all, roast suckling pig is so delicious.
Wild Boar Essence gave him a wary look. Originally, he didn't want to do roast voles at all, but in order to keep his little piglet, he had no choice but to bow his head to the other party first: "Do you want to roast all four voles?"
Wei Ding nodded: "Well, it's all roasted." One, probably not enough to eat.
The wild boar spirit asked awkwardly: "Then I'll kill the field mouse first, will you come with me?"
He really hates picking up flowers, and wished to cut him into pieces, but when he thought about the 200 yuan tip in his pocket, and the little piggy that the other party specially asked the housekeeper to send over, his mood was extremely contradictory.
Such an insidious and cunning guy didn't take the opportunity to sue and frame him. It's really... so strange.
"No." Wei Jing refused without thinking, and Shi Shiran said, "I am a lover of pacifism, and I don't kill."
The corner of Wild Boar Jing's mouth twitched: "..." You are the thickest skinned person I have ever seen, bar none.
"Xiaobai, have you remembered the steps I told you just now?"
"Remember." Wild Boar Essence replied angrily.
Wei Jing nodded in satisfaction, and took out two more green tickets: "Do it well."
As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill.
After the poor and decrepit wild boar spirit took two tips in a row in one day, his aversion to "Tu Shihua" eased a lot.
He and Tu Shihua had never confronted each other before, but the wild boar on the mountain was victimized, and he had been hearing all kinds of bad deeds of the other party. The victims' tears and tears of complaints made his blood boil, and he felt emotional. As soon as my mind was pumped, I fantasized about eradicating such a big scourge, upholding justice, and making a name for myself.
As a result, the reality is so cruel.
Not only did he fail to make a name for himself, but he also spent the rest of his life in it. God knows when Boss Qin will let him go free?
But food and lodging are all included here, as long as he cooks every day, and he can also get tips, it seems not bad?
Thinking about it this way, the wild boar spirit immediately became happy. After quickly collecting the tip, he carried the kitchen knife and walked to the storage room inside.
Looking at the back of the boar spirit who was obviously much more energetic, Wei Jing thought to himself: Xiaobai is so simple.
Seeing this unbelievable scene, the boss who watched the screen every day sneered: "He really has the ability to make everyone who comes into contact with him stupid."
The old butler standing aside looked at the floor with a delicate expression: the master was really mad, and this sentence scolded himself.
On the screen, Wei Jing was bending over to pick up the dragon cub, muttering in a low voice: "Cub, let's go back to the room first and knit a sweater for your father. Your father is angry. It is said that it is difficult to coax him."
"Ah." The dragon cub lay on his shoulder, turning to look at the little piggy.
Wei Jing followed its line of sight, and hurriedly quickened his pace, as if he was warning the dragon cub, or reminding himself: "Hey, stop drooling, didn't we promise Xiaobai? You can't eat, and you can't be a human." Well, it doesn’t matter if you are a dragon, you have to keep your word, you know?”
"Ah." Dragon Cub turned his head, looked at him in a daze, then took a peeled peanut out of his pocket, and brought it to Wei Jing's mouth.
Wei Jing blinked in surprise: "Where did it come from?"
"Ah." Dragon Cub puffed out his stomach proudly, indicating that he still had it in his pocket.
He reached out and found that the snack bag of the green vest was bulging, filled with peeled nuts.
Because of the fluffy vest, he didn't notice it at first.
The nuts he gave the dragon cub yesterday, this little thing has been eaten up, so right now——
Could it be that the boss peeled it off and stuffed it in?
Thinking of this possibility, Wei Jing couldn't help feeling a little worried. He originally wanted to find a suitable opportunity to remind the boss that the dragon cub was not his own, but now it seems that the boss clearly regards this cub as his own. Planted it, he even did such trivial things as peeling peanuts, if something happened in the future...
Suddenly, he could understand Tu Shihua's feeling of running away, because he didn't want to die!
How to do?
Wei Jing has one head and two big ones.
Try to hide it?Or confess early?
The dragon cub obviously didn't know how conflicted and anxious his cheap father was. Seeing that he refused to open his mouth, he urged again: "Ah!"
"Okay, okay, I'll eat." Wei Jing really has nothing to do with it, this is such a coquettish cub who likes to share food with others, "It's so fragrant and delicious."
"Ah." Seeing that he finally accepted his snack, Dragon Cub touched another peanut and gnawed it slowly.
Looking at its naive and silly little appearance, Wei Jing couldn't help feeling sad: If the boss knew the truth, he would not only kill him, but also wipe out the dragon cub, right?
So, try to hide it first.
The first step is to make the boss happy.
The second step is to figure out why the boss was angry before.
The third step... I will talk about it when the time comes.
After Wei Jing finalized the first draft in his mind, he immediately quickened his pace and walked towards the master bedroom on the second floor with Dragon Cub in his arms.
Boss Qin, who was still expecting this "stupid thing" to come out with something new seriously, now pursed his lips without saying a word, with a terrifying expression on his face.
It wasn't until he saw that after Wei Jing returned to the room, he found a bunch of black wool balls and began to knit a sweater earnestly, his complexion improved a bit, and he still hummed in disgust: "He can't think Have a creative idea?"
It's hard to coax at first glance.
The old housekeeper hesitated to speak, thinking to himself: The master keeps on burying it now, Mr. Tu really brought the sweater to him after knitting, can he just throw it away?
The boss changed his sitting position, suddenly remembered something, and turned around: "You go to the express lane and guard."
The old butler was puzzled and asked in a low voice, "Master, did you buy anything?"
The boss glanced at him faintly: "Why are you also influenced by him?"
The old butler was extremely aggrieved: "..." Well, he got it, so the master wanted to intercept Mr. Tu's courier, but what's there to intercept the pile of enlightenment education books and props?
Facts have proved that all the instructions of the boss are for a reason.
When the old butler saw that the boss found a pile of [-]-ban high H comics from the cut-out express box, he vaguely understood why Mr. Tu had a panicked expression when he heard that the master was going to pick up the express. The reason for the tension.
"Repack the rest and send them to him later." The boss confiscated all the comics without changing his expression, "By the way, say hello to those stores."
"Okay, sir."
"Wait a minute, send the puzzle set in my study together."
It was noon in a blink of an eye.
Wei Jing raised his head, moved his stiff neck, stood up, and did a few stretching exercises on the spot, slightly relieving the discomfort caused by staying in the same sitting position for a long time.
In order to coax the big brother well earlier, he hurried and hurried, and finally finished the round-neck black sweater before 12 o'clock. The efficiency was so high that it broke history.
The short-pile black sweater feels smooth and delicate to the touch, and the style is simple and elegant. It is absolutely handsome to wear on a boss!
The more Wei Jing watched, the more satisfied he was, and he couldn't help feeling: "I'm really ingenious. I learned such a difficult thing as knitting a sweater with ease!"
In order to avoid the embarrassing experience of not being able to open the "gift box packaging" from happening again, this time he learned his lesson and found a handbag, folded the sweater, and stuffed it in, ready to eat later , give the things to the boss, and find out by the way, what the other party was angry about before.
If it's really because of the 200 yuan tip, it's very easy to handle, and it's no problem to hand over all the remaining green notes to the boss.
I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Thinking of this, Wei Jing sighed worriedly: It is so difficult to be a human being!
"Ah!" The dragon cub walked up to him holding the milk powder can, and made a very vivid gesture of sucking the pacifier, indicating that it was hungry.
"I'll make milk powder for you right away, don't worry." Wei Jing bent down, patted its head, and took the milk powder can, "Let's go downstairs first."
"Ah." The dragon cub followed up with a grunt.
At the restaurant, the boar essence just delivered the Chinese food.
Wei Jing glanced quickly, but he didn't see the roasted field mouse. He was a little surprised, and looked at the dark and strong young man with a questioning look. The latter rarely turned his face at him, and replied honestly: "The field mouse hasn't been roasted yet. good."
Wei Jing nodded understandingly, only to realize that there was no one at the dining table, and the boss was not there!
Look at the food on the table again: a plate of barbecue, a plate of vegetable salad, a plate of steamed eggs, and a glass of milk, it really is for a single person.
He was about to ask what happened to the wild boar spirit, but he saw the other party rushing away in a panic pushing the dining car.
The next second, the piebald python that came in with two large boxes stopped at the dining table: "Mr. Tu, good afternoon, this is your courier, do you need to send it to the bedroom for you?"
When he turned around, he happened to meet the golden eyes of the giant piebald python. Wei Jing was so frightened that he almost jumped up, and stammered, "You, can you change back to human form first?"
The next second, the piebald python disappeared, and the old butler replied with an amiable smile: "Of course." At his feet, two express boxes the size of fully automatic washing machines were lined up side by side.
After Wei Jing glanced at him with lingering fear, he looked at the delivery box and wondered: He didn't seem to buy so many things, did he?Is this box too big? There are two more?
"So, Mr. Tu, are the things placed here directly?"
"Please help me back to the room, thank you." Wei Jing said quickly, hesitated, and asked in a low voice, "Is your master not at home?"
The old housekeeper replied with a smile: "Master is upset, he went out for a walk."
Hearing this, Wei Jing showed a hint of disappointment on his face. He had worked so hard to knit the sweater, but the boss was not at home. If he had known earlier, he would not have worked so hard.
"If Mr. Tu has something to say to the master, I—" the old housekeeper suddenly stopped and changed his words slowly, "I personally suggest that you can call the master directly."
call...?
Wei Jing finished his lunch absent-mindedly, while watching the cub drinking milk, he took out his mobile phone, after hesitating again and again, he still sent a text message, and then... began to brew his emotions.
"Ding."
The boss waited for a long time, but the call didn't arrive. He didn't plan to talk to that stupid thing. After the text message sounded, he persisted for three seconds, and clicked to read it.
——I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have made you angry.I finished knitting the sweater. When will you come back and try it on?If the size is not suitable, I will change it.
This attitude of admitting mistakes is quite positive, but does he really know where he is wrong?
The boss pursed his lips displeasedly, then threw the phone on the table next to him, without any intention of standing up.
On the screen, Wei Jing lowered his head and thought about it for a long time, thinking: It's over, I can't hold back my tears.
Pretend to be pitiful and get away with this one, probably hopeless.
He sighed helplessly, sat on the chair with both legs, propped his mandible with one hand, and acted as if thinking: "But why is he angry?"
The big brother's eyebrows moved slightly: "..." This kid really doesn't know what's wrong with him!
In front of him, flirting with a stranger, and offering money to him, is this pretending that he doesn't exist?
"Why haven't you replied yet?" Wei Jing looked at the time, 15 minutes passed, and there was no movement on the phone. He thought about it, no, there is no way for things to be so deadlocked, why don't you make a call?
Just say: I sent you a text message, you can read it when you have time.
It's just such a simple sentence.
He thought about it too, what's there to be afraid of, then clicked on the address book, and the first number that bore the brunt was the boss's.
however--
After the call was made, the other party refused to answer it.
Called again, still refused to answer.
Wei Jing blinked in bewilderment, put down his phone, and silently turned his head to look at Dragon Cub beside him. The little guy had already finished a whole bottle of milk powder, and was holding the empty bottle gently shaking. Seeing him looking over , immediately opened his mouth to him, and said hello: "Ah."
What a cute pup.
Look at his father again, such a difficult temper!
"A man's heart, sea needle, how can you say it's changed?" Wei Jing sighed twice, then shook his head, "Forget it, if you don't try it, don't try it. At worst, I will wear this sweater myself. Anyway, I have it now. One billion, even if you are kicked out and hire seventeen or eight bodyguards outside, you don't have to worry about being hunted down..."
Anyway, Dragon Cub is not Boss Qin's biological son, and when the time comes, he will secretly abduct classmate Xiaobao together.
But before that, he had to strengthen his strength first.
In this world, the strong are respected, and only those with hard fists have the right to speak!
The more Wei Jing thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, and swept away his previous frustration: "Why am I so stupid? I can summon star power now, and I still have one billion. Why don't I move out? Go to the whole content first, and then Find a place with good law and order, buy a villa, hire a group of bodyguards, raise cubs and continue writing novels at the same time, don’t be too chic these days!”
"Ah." The dragon cub vaguely heard his name, thinking that his cheap father was calling him, and immediately rushed over cheerfully.
With a bang, he bumped into Wei Jing's arms.
Wei Jing took a deep breath and shed physical tears from the pain: "Oh, I'll go, classmate Xiaobao, you hit hard this time!"
The dragon cub looked at him with a dazed expression, tears streaming down his face, and cried "Ah", "Ah" anxiously, but he couldn't explain clearly. In fact, when it just rushed over, it didn't intend to use such force at all. , was completely pushed by an invisible force.
The man behind the scenes was staring indifferently at the one person and one cub on the screen at this moment, and snorted coldly, "One billion?"
One minute later, Tu Shihua's account was frozen.
At this time, Wei Jing has not realized how terrible things happened in the past minute, and he is actively preparing an escape plan.
First of all, bring the dragon cub and the baby carriage, as well as the external gold coin belonging to Koros, and the bank card with a huge sum of one billion.
Then, on a dark and windy night, while the boss and the old housekeeper were not paying attention, he quietly slipped out of the express passage.
Then, find a reliable plastic surgery hospital, as long as it is done so that no one can recognize him...
"Honey, I'm back." A deep, elegant and charming voice suddenly came from his ears.
Wei Jing was startled suddenly, turned his head slowly, looked at the boss, and stuttered nervously: "You, when did you come back?"
Couldn't the other party have heard what he said to himself just now?
The boss smiled gently: "Just now, what's the matter?"
"No, it's nothing." Wei Jing secretly rejoiced, thinking, he probably didn't hear it, otherwise he would have turned angry by now, just like when they first met.
"Is this sweater for me?" The boss picked up the handbag beside him with a calm expression, and took out the sweater.
Wei Jing, who was originally angry and said that he planned to wear it himself, saw that he found the sweater, and immediately stood up excitedly: "Yes, yes, I knit it for you, try it quickly and see if the size fits you?"
The boss glanced at him faintly, looked at him with a smile on his face, and looked very happy, and the stuffiness that was originally stuck in his chest was vaguely evacuated: "Let's go back to the room and try."
After finishing speaking, he bent down and picked up the dragon cub, and walked towards the stairs.
Wei Jing didn't think much, and immediately followed up with the sweater in his arms. When he returned to the master bedroom, he saw the two boxes of things brought in by the old housekeeper, and his heart arose again. The things inside...
What if the boss asks?
Just when he was anxious, the voice of the boss came to his ears again: "Honey, pass me the sweater."
"Oh." Wei Jing came back to his senses, and when he turned his head, he was dumbfounded.
After such a short time, the boss actually took off all his clothes. His bare upper body clearly came into his sight. What an enviable wheat-colored skin, and his coveted six-pack abs, symbolizing A dog waist with strength and stamina!
I really want to, I really want to grab it and put it on him!
Wei Jing let out a "grunt" and swallowed, feeling that he couldn't watch it any longer, he was really afraid that he would not be able to bear it, and wanted to strangle the boss to death, come and move the soul!
This kind of thing that can't be done at all is still... out of sight is out of mind.
"Here you are." After he quickly stuffed the sweater over, the next second, he quickly backed away as if avoiding the plague god.
Boss: "..."
This black sweater is just the right size, just as Wei Jing had expected, it looks handsome on the boss.
I can do it!He thought happily, couldn't help but look at each other more, and joked: "Do you think we stand together, don't we look like black and white?"
The big brother's mood is hard to describe in words, and he suddenly felt that he was a big fool for being sulking with this little fool.
So he chose to change the subject: "I heard from the butler that you have another courier delivery. What did you buy?"
Oops!Really asked!
Wei Jing became nervous again: "No, it's nothing, just some books and toys for classmate Xiaobao."
"Student Xiaobao?" The boss asked knowingly.
Wei Jing nodded again and again. Normally, he would be incoherent if he had a guilty conscience: "Xiaobao, Qin Xiaobao, is our son's name. I chose it. What do you think? Look, Mr. Qin, Qin Xiaobao, Duodeng is right Ah, it sounds like it's real!"
The boss looked at him without saying a word, and began to reflect: Why did I soften my heart for a while before, and didn't just kill this stupid boy?
Thinking about it now, it seems too late.
Because he found that he couldn't do anything anymore.
"Well, my own." The big brother echoed pointingly.
Wei Jing looked at him guiltily, and for a moment, he even felt that the boss already knew the truth?For example, Tu Shihua is dead, he is just a passerby in another time and space.Another example is that Dragon Cub is not his son at all.
This idea just popped up, and within a second, he vetoed it again: A normal person knows that his wife is dead, his body has been taken by others, and even his son is not his own. Behaving so peacefully!
So, the boss doesn't know.
Just like he would be misled by Tu Shihua, thinking that they had sex, that the egg belonged to Tu Shihua, because... the villain lost his IQ at a critical moment, which was an intellectual defect imposed on the boss by the original author!
The boss seemed not aware of his undisguised guilt, and urged in a gentle voice: "Honey, open the box, I'm curious about what you bought."
Wei Jing was completely unhappy in his heart, but he just made the boss happy?
Would it annoy people if he directly refused right now?
Anyway, everyone is an adult and has a little hobby. It's not a big deal to read those comics. He is accumulating materials for writing novels in the future!You know, if an inexperienced single dog like him doesn't study hard and accumulate some common sense, how can he put theory into practice?
Thinking of this, Wei Jing's back straightened up a little, he coughed lightly, and replied: "Okay, just take a look." At that time, if the situation is wrong, he will say that the seller sent the wrong product !
After the box was opened, the contents inside were taken out one by one, and neatly stacked aside.
Nearly 30 sets of educational books for infants and young children, plus related props, educational toys, etc., filled a box full.
Inside the other box is a set of jigsaw puzzles. Just looking at the outer packaging, it says 8888 pieces, which are tools specially used for star force training.
Wei Jing opened his mouth in surprise, obviously he didn't buy this set of puzzles.
And what he was most worried about would be seen by the boss, but he didn't even see a hair of it!
Could it be that the seller sent the wrong item?
"I'll go to WC first, and I'll be right back." He quickly found an excuse, got into the bathroom, and immediately contacted the seller.
However, the answer given by the other party made him very puzzled: Sorry, Mr. Tu, several sets of comics you bought are out of stock, and here we will arrange a double refund for you, do you think it is okay?
OK?
It can't be done, it can only be done.
Wei Jing sighed listlessly, and ran to other houses to search those comics in disbelief. To his surprise, all of them were out of stock!
This is really evil.
When he came out of the bathroom, the boss was playing digital building block puzzles with the dragon cub, and his father's love was overwhelming.
Wei Jing silently stared at the boss's smooth profile. Although he was a big villain, he was cruel and ruthless towards his enemies, but he was quite tender towards his own family.
"Ah." The dragon cub was holding up a blue five-pointed star, trying to push it into the square.
"It was misplaced." The boss held its paw and moved it to the correct position.
Seeing that the five-pointed star returned to its place, Dragon Cub exclaimed excitedly: "Ah!"
The boss touched its head with a gentle expression: "Xiaobao, you're so smart."
"Ah!" Sensing his breath, Dragon Cub immediately turned his head and called out in his direction.
The boss also turned his head and looked at him tenderly: "Honey, my son asked you to come and play together."
Wei Jing quickly responded, the thought of running away suddenly disappeared at this moment, in fact, as long as the boss is not so uncertain, it seems to be pretty good to continue to stay here.
Anyway, he didn't want to live forever.
Also, plastic surgery seems to be quite painful.
With a short distance of more than ten steps, Wei Jing's mood changed again and again. When he got to the big man's side, he suddenly lost his mind, took out two green notes from his pocket and handed them over.
The boss's smile faltered: "..."
Roast suckling pig, gone.
Wei Jing smacked his lips and looked at the four little piglets. Although they were not the illegitimate children of the wild boar spirit, they were bought by others and prepared to take good care of them. That's all, or—
"Xiaobai, can you make roasted voles?"
Xiaobai's face was sullen, his face turned black, and he fought against the bottom of the pot, obviously remembering the field mouse that was scorched by the opponent's star power, his body trembled slightly: "...No."
"No?" Wei Jing didn't care, and continued, "Oh, it's okay, I'll teach you."
I teach you……
No, he doesn't want to learn at all!
The wild boar spirit's face was stiff, remembering the last unpleasant experience.
[... Today I will teach you how to make a very delicious omelet. ]
Then?
Ha ha ha.
Unbearable black history!
The wild boar spirit spoke with difficulty: "I, I—" Strange, I don't want to learn, is it so difficult to say these four words?
He was sweating profusely, and there seemed to be a force preventing him from speaking.
Seeing his "nervous" look, Wei Jing smiled at him very understandingly, and said, "Don't worry, I've memorized this tutorial fluently, just do what I say, and I'm sure it's right!"
Wild Boar Essence wants to cry but has no tears: "..." Grandma is a bear.
"First of all, prepare a 5 to 6 kg piglet, bah bah bah, slip of the tongue, prepare a big vole, first shave the hair, cut off the head, dig out the internal organs, remove the broken bones, here is a It is very important to ensure the integrity of the outer skin, so it is a test of knife skills..."
The wild boar spirit looked at the young man in front of him in horror, and felt that "Tu Shihua" was more and more terrifying. He obviously had a harmless face, but he was keen on torturing corpses!
"The next step is to scald the skin of the field mouse, then rinse it with cold water, then smear the internal organs with salt, minced garlic, and minced onion, marinate it for about half an hour, drain it, then serve it on a fork, shape it, and bake it... "
While Wei Jing was talking, the golden appearance of the roast suckling pig appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but salivate: It smells so good!
Then, the screen changed, and the roast suckling pig turned into a roast field mouse.
He curled his lips in disappointment, as expected, he still wanted to eat roast suckling pig more.
His gaze moved again involuntarily to the four little piglets inside the metal box next to the fence. The piggies seemed to sense the danger, and shivered and huddled together.
Seeing his appearance, the wild boar spirit hurried forward in fright, blocked his sight, and said quickly, "This pig really can't be eaten by you!" Whether his pig's trotters can be kept, I hope all of these little piglets will be responsible. body.
"Don't worry, I didn't say you want to eat them." Wei Jing rubbed his nose guilty. In fact, he really didn't feel at ease with himself. After thinking about it, he added, "Since you want to raise them, you should take care of them." Well, keep it where I can't see it."
If he keeps wandering around under his nose, he can't guarantee that he will stretch out his claws to them one day.
After all, roast suckling pig is so delicious.
Wild Boar Essence gave him a wary look. Originally, he didn't want to do roast voles at all, but in order to keep his little piglet, he had no choice but to bow his head to the other party first: "Do you want to roast all four voles?"
Wei Ding nodded: "Well, it's all roasted." One, probably not enough to eat.
The wild boar spirit asked awkwardly: "Then I'll kill the field mouse first, will you come with me?"
He really hates picking up flowers, and wished to cut him into pieces, but when he thought about the 200 yuan tip in his pocket, and the little piggy that the other party specially asked the housekeeper to send over, his mood was extremely contradictory.
Such an insidious and cunning guy didn't take the opportunity to sue and frame him. It's really... so strange.
"No." Wei Jing refused without thinking, and Shi Shiran said, "I am a lover of pacifism, and I don't kill."
The corner of Wild Boar Jing's mouth twitched: "..." You are the thickest skinned person I have ever seen, bar none.
"Xiaobai, have you remembered the steps I told you just now?"
"Remember." Wild Boar Essence replied angrily.
Wei Jing nodded in satisfaction, and took out two more green tickets: "Do it well."
As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill.
After the poor and decrepit wild boar spirit took two tips in a row in one day, his aversion to "Tu Shihua" eased a lot.
He and Tu Shihua had never confronted each other before, but the wild boar on the mountain was victimized, and he had been hearing all kinds of bad deeds of the other party. The victims' tears and tears of complaints made his blood boil, and he felt emotional. As soon as my mind was pumped, I fantasized about eradicating such a big scourge, upholding justice, and making a name for myself.
As a result, the reality is so cruel.
Not only did he fail to make a name for himself, but he also spent the rest of his life in it. God knows when Boss Qin will let him go free?
But food and lodging are all included here, as long as he cooks every day, and he can also get tips, it seems not bad?
Thinking about it this way, the wild boar spirit immediately became happy. After quickly collecting the tip, he carried the kitchen knife and walked to the storage room inside.
Looking at the back of the boar spirit who was obviously much more energetic, Wei Jing thought to himself: Xiaobai is so simple.
Seeing this unbelievable scene, the boss who watched the screen every day sneered: "He really has the ability to make everyone who comes into contact with him stupid."
The old butler standing aside looked at the floor with a delicate expression: the master was really mad, and this sentence scolded himself.
On the screen, Wei Jing was bending over to pick up the dragon cub, muttering in a low voice: "Cub, let's go back to the room first and knit a sweater for your father. Your father is angry. It is said that it is difficult to coax him."
"Ah." The dragon cub lay on his shoulder, turning to look at the little piggy.
Wei Jing followed its line of sight, and hurriedly quickened his pace, as if he was warning the dragon cub, or reminding himself: "Hey, stop drooling, didn't we promise Xiaobai? You can't eat, and you can't be a human." Well, it doesn’t matter if you are a dragon, you have to keep your word, you know?”
"Ah." Dragon Cub turned his head, looked at him in a daze, then took a peeled peanut out of his pocket, and brought it to Wei Jing's mouth.
Wei Jing blinked in surprise: "Where did it come from?"
"Ah." Dragon Cub puffed out his stomach proudly, indicating that he still had it in his pocket.
He reached out and found that the snack bag of the green vest was bulging, filled with peeled nuts.
Because of the fluffy vest, he didn't notice it at first.
The nuts he gave the dragon cub yesterday, this little thing has been eaten up, so right now——
Could it be that the boss peeled it off and stuffed it in?
Thinking of this possibility, Wei Jing couldn't help feeling a little worried. He originally wanted to find a suitable opportunity to remind the boss that the dragon cub was not his own, but now it seems that the boss clearly regards this cub as his own. Planted it, he even did such trivial things as peeling peanuts, if something happened in the future...
Suddenly, he could understand Tu Shihua's feeling of running away, because he didn't want to die!
How to do?
Wei Jing has one head and two big ones.
Try to hide it?Or confess early?
The dragon cub obviously didn't know how conflicted and anxious his cheap father was. Seeing that he refused to open his mouth, he urged again: "Ah!"
"Okay, okay, I'll eat." Wei Jing really has nothing to do with it, this is such a coquettish cub who likes to share food with others, "It's so fragrant and delicious."
"Ah." Seeing that he finally accepted his snack, Dragon Cub touched another peanut and gnawed it slowly.
Looking at its naive and silly little appearance, Wei Jing couldn't help feeling sad: If the boss knew the truth, he would not only kill him, but also wipe out the dragon cub, right?
So, try to hide it first.
The first step is to make the boss happy.
The second step is to figure out why the boss was angry before.
The third step... I will talk about it when the time comes.
After Wei Jing finalized the first draft in his mind, he immediately quickened his pace and walked towards the master bedroom on the second floor with Dragon Cub in his arms.
Boss Qin, who was still expecting this "stupid thing" to come out with something new seriously, now pursed his lips without saying a word, with a terrifying expression on his face.
It wasn't until he saw that after Wei Jing returned to the room, he found a bunch of black wool balls and began to knit a sweater earnestly, his complexion improved a bit, and he still hummed in disgust: "He can't think Have a creative idea?"
It's hard to coax at first glance.
The old housekeeper hesitated to speak, thinking to himself: The master keeps on burying it now, Mr. Tu really brought the sweater to him after knitting, can he just throw it away?
The boss changed his sitting position, suddenly remembered something, and turned around: "You go to the express lane and guard."
The old butler was puzzled and asked in a low voice, "Master, did you buy anything?"
The boss glanced at him faintly: "Why are you also influenced by him?"
The old butler was extremely aggrieved: "..." Well, he got it, so the master wanted to intercept Mr. Tu's courier, but what's there to intercept the pile of enlightenment education books and props?
Facts have proved that all the instructions of the boss are for a reason.
When the old butler saw that the boss found a pile of [-]-ban high H comics from the cut-out express box, he vaguely understood why Mr. Tu had a panicked expression when he heard that the master was going to pick up the express. The reason for the tension.
"Repack the rest and send them to him later." The boss confiscated all the comics without changing his expression, "By the way, say hello to those stores."
"Okay, sir."
"Wait a minute, send the puzzle set in my study together."
It was noon in a blink of an eye.
Wei Jing raised his head, moved his stiff neck, stood up, and did a few stretching exercises on the spot, slightly relieving the discomfort caused by staying in the same sitting position for a long time.
In order to coax the big brother well earlier, he hurried and hurried, and finally finished the round-neck black sweater before 12 o'clock. The efficiency was so high that it broke history.
The short-pile black sweater feels smooth and delicate to the touch, and the style is simple and elegant. It is absolutely handsome to wear on a boss!
The more Wei Jing watched, the more satisfied he was, and he couldn't help feeling: "I'm really ingenious. I learned such a difficult thing as knitting a sweater with ease!"
In order to avoid the embarrassing experience of not being able to open the "gift box packaging" from happening again, this time he learned his lesson and found a handbag, folded the sweater, and stuffed it in, ready to eat later , give the things to the boss, and find out by the way, what the other party was angry about before.
If it's really because of the 200 yuan tip, it's very easy to handle, and it's no problem to hand over all the remaining green notes to the boss.
I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Thinking of this, Wei Jing sighed worriedly: It is so difficult to be a human being!
"Ah!" The dragon cub walked up to him holding the milk powder can, and made a very vivid gesture of sucking the pacifier, indicating that it was hungry.
"I'll make milk powder for you right away, don't worry." Wei Jing bent down, patted its head, and took the milk powder can, "Let's go downstairs first."
"Ah." The dragon cub followed up with a grunt.
At the restaurant, the boar essence just delivered the Chinese food.
Wei Jing glanced quickly, but he didn't see the roasted field mouse. He was a little surprised, and looked at the dark and strong young man with a questioning look. The latter rarely turned his face at him, and replied honestly: "The field mouse hasn't been roasted yet. good."
Wei Jing nodded understandingly, only to realize that there was no one at the dining table, and the boss was not there!
Look at the food on the table again: a plate of barbecue, a plate of vegetable salad, a plate of steamed eggs, and a glass of milk, it really is for a single person.
He was about to ask what happened to the wild boar spirit, but he saw the other party rushing away in a panic pushing the dining car.
The next second, the piebald python that came in with two large boxes stopped at the dining table: "Mr. Tu, good afternoon, this is your courier, do you need to send it to the bedroom for you?"
When he turned around, he happened to meet the golden eyes of the giant piebald python. Wei Jing was so frightened that he almost jumped up, and stammered, "You, can you change back to human form first?"
The next second, the piebald python disappeared, and the old butler replied with an amiable smile: "Of course." At his feet, two express boxes the size of fully automatic washing machines were lined up side by side.
After Wei Jing glanced at him with lingering fear, he looked at the delivery box and wondered: He didn't seem to buy so many things, did he?Is this box too big? There are two more?
"So, Mr. Tu, are the things placed here directly?"
"Please help me back to the room, thank you." Wei Jing said quickly, hesitated, and asked in a low voice, "Is your master not at home?"
The old housekeeper replied with a smile: "Master is upset, he went out for a walk."
Hearing this, Wei Jing showed a hint of disappointment on his face. He had worked so hard to knit the sweater, but the boss was not at home. If he had known earlier, he would not have worked so hard.
"If Mr. Tu has something to say to the master, I—" the old housekeeper suddenly stopped and changed his words slowly, "I personally suggest that you can call the master directly."
call...?
Wei Jing finished his lunch absent-mindedly, while watching the cub drinking milk, he took out his mobile phone, after hesitating again and again, he still sent a text message, and then... began to brew his emotions.
"Ding."
The boss waited for a long time, but the call didn't arrive. He didn't plan to talk to that stupid thing. After the text message sounded, he persisted for three seconds, and clicked to read it.
——I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have made you angry.I finished knitting the sweater. When will you come back and try it on?If the size is not suitable, I will change it.
This attitude of admitting mistakes is quite positive, but does he really know where he is wrong?
The boss pursed his lips displeasedly, then threw the phone on the table next to him, without any intention of standing up.
On the screen, Wei Jing lowered his head and thought about it for a long time, thinking: It's over, I can't hold back my tears.
Pretend to be pitiful and get away with this one, probably hopeless.
He sighed helplessly, sat on the chair with both legs, propped his mandible with one hand, and acted as if thinking: "But why is he angry?"
The big brother's eyebrows moved slightly: "..." This kid really doesn't know what's wrong with him!
In front of him, flirting with a stranger, and offering money to him, is this pretending that he doesn't exist?
"Why haven't you replied yet?" Wei Jing looked at the time, 15 minutes passed, and there was no movement on the phone. He thought about it, no, there is no way for things to be so deadlocked, why don't you make a call?
Just say: I sent you a text message, you can read it when you have time.
It's just such a simple sentence.
He thought about it too, what's there to be afraid of, then clicked on the address book, and the first number that bore the brunt was the boss's.
however--
After the call was made, the other party refused to answer it.
Called again, still refused to answer.
Wei Jing blinked in bewilderment, put down his phone, and silently turned his head to look at Dragon Cub beside him. The little guy had already finished a whole bottle of milk powder, and was holding the empty bottle gently shaking. Seeing him looking over , immediately opened his mouth to him, and said hello: "Ah."
What a cute pup.
Look at his father again, such a difficult temper!
"A man's heart, sea needle, how can you say it's changed?" Wei Jing sighed twice, then shook his head, "Forget it, if you don't try it, don't try it. At worst, I will wear this sweater myself. Anyway, I have it now. One billion, even if you are kicked out and hire seventeen or eight bodyguards outside, you don't have to worry about being hunted down..."
Anyway, Dragon Cub is not Boss Qin's biological son, and when the time comes, he will secretly abduct classmate Xiaobao together.
But before that, he had to strengthen his strength first.
In this world, the strong are respected, and only those with hard fists have the right to speak!
The more Wei Jing thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, and swept away his previous frustration: "Why am I so stupid? I can summon star power now, and I still have one billion. Why don't I move out? Go to the whole content first, and then Find a place with good law and order, buy a villa, hire a group of bodyguards, raise cubs and continue writing novels at the same time, don’t be too chic these days!”
"Ah." The dragon cub vaguely heard his name, thinking that his cheap father was calling him, and immediately rushed over cheerfully.
With a bang, he bumped into Wei Jing's arms.
Wei Jing took a deep breath and shed physical tears from the pain: "Oh, I'll go, classmate Xiaobao, you hit hard this time!"
The dragon cub looked at him with a dazed expression, tears streaming down his face, and cried "Ah", "Ah" anxiously, but he couldn't explain clearly. In fact, when it just rushed over, it didn't intend to use such force at all. , was completely pushed by an invisible force.
The man behind the scenes was staring indifferently at the one person and one cub on the screen at this moment, and snorted coldly, "One billion?"
One minute later, Tu Shihua's account was frozen.
At this time, Wei Jing has not realized how terrible things happened in the past minute, and he is actively preparing an escape plan.
First of all, bring the dragon cub and the baby carriage, as well as the external gold coin belonging to Koros, and the bank card with a huge sum of one billion.
Then, on a dark and windy night, while the boss and the old housekeeper were not paying attention, he quietly slipped out of the express passage.
Then, find a reliable plastic surgery hospital, as long as it is done so that no one can recognize him...
"Honey, I'm back." A deep, elegant and charming voice suddenly came from his ears.
Wei Jing was startled suddenly, turned his head slowly, looked at the boss, and stuttered nervously: "You, when did you come back?"
Couldn't the other party have heard what he said to himself just now?
The boss smiled gently: "Just now, what's the matter?"
"No, it's nothing." Wei Jing secretly rejoiced, thinking, he probably didn't hear it, otherwise he would have turned angry by now, just like when they first met.
"Is this sweater for me?" The boss picked up the handbag beside him with a calm expression, and took out the sweater.
Wei Jing, who was originally angry and said that he planned to wear it himself, saw that he found the sweater, and immediately stood up excitedly: "Yes, yes, I knit it for you, try it quickly and see if the size fits you?"
The boss glanced at him faintly, looked at him with a smile on his face, and looked very happy, and the stuffiness that was originally stuck in his chest was vaguely evacuated: "Let's go back to the room and try."
After finishing speaking, he bent down and picked up the dragon cub, and walked towards the stairs.
Wei Jing didn't think much, and immediately followed up with the sweater in his arms. When he returned to the master bedroom, he saw the two boxes of things brought in by the old housekeeper, and his heart arose again. The things inside...
What if the boss asks?
Just when he was anxious, the voice of the boss came to his ears again: "Honey, pass me the sweater."
"Oh." Wei Jing came back to his senses, and when he turned his head, he was dumbfounded.
After such a short time, the boss actually took off all his clothes. His bare upper body clearly came into his sight. What an enviable wheat-colored skin, and his coveted six-pack abs, symbolizing A dog waist with strength and stamina!
I really want to, I really want to grab it and put it on him!
Wei Jing let out a "grunt" and swallowed, feeling that he couldn't watch it any longer, he was really afraid that he would not be able to bear it, and wanted to strangle the boss to death, come and move the soul!
This kind of thing that can't be done at all is still... out of sight is out of mind.
"Here you are." After he quickly stuffed the sweater over, the next second, he quickly backed away as if avoiding the plague god.
Boss: "..."
This black sweater is just the right size, just as Wei Jing had expected, it looks handsome on the boss.
I can do it!He thought happily, couldn't help but look at each other more, and joked: "Do you think we stand together, don't we look like black and white?"
The big brother's mood is hard to describe in words, and he suddenly felt that he was a big fool for being sulking with this little fool.
So he chose to change the subject: "I heard from the butler that you have another courier delivery. What did you buy?"
Oops!Really asked!
Wei Jing became nervous again: "No, it's nothing, just some books and toys for classmate Xiaobao."
"Student Xiaobao?" The boss asked knowingly.
Wei Jing nodded again and again. Normally, he would be incoherent if he had a guilty conscience: "Xiaobao, Qin Xiaobao, is our son's name. I chose it. What do you think? Look, Mr. Qin, Qin Xiaobao, Duodeng is right Ah, it sounds like it's real!"
The boss looked at him without saying a word, and began to reflect: Why did I soften my heart for a while before, and didn't just kill this stupid boy?
Thinking about it now, it seems too late.
Because he found that he couldn't do anything anymore.
"Well, my own." The big brother echoed pointingly.
Wei Jing looked at him guiltily, and for a moment, he even felt that the boss already knew the truth?For example, Tu Shihua is dead, he is just a passerby in another time and space.Another example is that Dragon Cub is not his son at all.
This idea just popped up, and within a second, he vetoed it again: A normal person knows that his wife is dead, his body has been taken by others, and even his son is not his own. Behaving so peacefully!
So, the boss doesn't know.
Just like he would be misled by Tu Shihua, thinking that they had sex, that the egg belonged to Tu Shihua, because... the villain lost his IQ at a critical moment, which was an intellectual defect imposed on the boss by the original author!
The boss seemed not aware of his undisguised guilt, and urged in a gentle voice: "Honey, open the box, I'm curious about what you bought."
Wei Jing was completely unhappy in his heart, but he just made the boss happy?
Would it annoy people if he directly refused right now?
Anyway, everyone is an adult and has a little hobby. It's not a big deal to read those comics. He is accumulating materials for writing novels in the future!You know, if an inexperienced single dog like him doesn't study hard and accumulate some common sense, how can he put theory into practice?
Thinking of this, Wei Jing's back straightened up a little, he coughed lightly, and replied: "Okay, just take a look." At that time, if the situation is wrong, he will say that the seller sent the wrong product !
After the box was opened, the contents inside were taken out one by one, and neatly stacked aside.
Nearly 30 sets of educational books for infants and young children, plus related props, educational toys, etc., filled a box full.
Inside the other box is a set of jigsaw puzzles. Just looking at the outer packaging, it says 8888 pieces, which are tools specially used for star force training.
Wei Jing opened his mouth in surprise, obviously he didn't buy this set of puzzles.
And what he was most worried about would be seen by the boss, but he didn't even see a hair of it!
Could it be that the seller sent the wrong item?
"I'll go to WC first, and I'll be right back." He quickly found an excuse, got into the bathroom, and immediately contacted the seller.
However, the answer given by the other party made him very puzzled: Sorry, Mr. Tu, several sets of comics you bought are out of stock, and here we will arrange a double refund for you, do you think it is okay?
OK?
It can't be done, it can only be done.
Wei Jing sighed listlessly, and ran to other houses to search those comics in disbelief. To his surprise, all of them were out of stock!
This is really evil.
When he came out of the bathroom, the boss was playing digital building block puzzles with the dragon cub, and his father's love was overwhelming.
Wei Jing silently stared at the boss's smooth profile. Although he was a big villain, he was cruel and ruthless towards his enemies, but he was quite tender towards his own family.
"Ah." The dragon cub was holding up a blue five-pointed star, trying to push it into the square.
"It was misplaced." The boss held its paw and moved it to the correct position.
Seeing that the five-pointed star returned to its place, Dragon Cub exclaimed excitedly: "Ah!"
The boss touched its head with a gentle expression: "Xiaobao, you're so smart."
"Ah!" Sensing his breath, Dragon Cub immediately turned his head and called out in his direction.
The boss also turned his head and looked at him tenderly: "Honey, my son asked you to come and play together."
Wei Jing quickly responded, the thought of running away suddenly disappeared at this moment, in fact, as long as the boss is not so uncertain, it seems to be pretty good to continue to stay here.
Anyway, he didn't want to live forever.
Also, plastic surgery seems to be quite painful.
With a short distance of more than ten steps, Wei Jing's mood changed again and again. When he got to the big man's side, he suddenly lost his mind, took out two green notes from his pocket and handed them over.
The boss's smile faltered: "..."
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