031

When Wei Jing arrived there panting, the boss was communicating with the courier, and he tiptoed over, just in time to hear the following conversation.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Tu himself?"

"No."

"Then trouble you to ask Mr. Tu to come here in person. Our company has regulations, and you must sign for it yourself."

"I'm his husband."

"I'm sorry, please ask Mr. Tu to come and sign for it."

"..."

Wei Jing frightenedly glanced at the back of the boss, who was faintly exuding anger, and had no doubt that if the stunned young courier continued to be stupid, the boss would break the opponent's neck in a second.

He hurried forward: "My courier has arrived, right? Give it to me. Thank you for your hard work."

Zhen Lengtouqing didn't realize that he had walked before the gate of hell: "Mr. Tu, please show your valid certificate. I need to confirm it before I can deliver the courier to you."

"Is it an ID card?" Wei Jing was taken aback. He was recognized by a hundred people for such an act of picking up a package and signing for it that requires confirmation of identity before giving it to the other party. He is professional, responsible, and has a serious attitude.But--

Tu Shihua's ID card seems to be on the bedside table in the master bedroom, will he run back to get it now?

The courier nodded: "Yes."

Wei Jing took out his mobile phone and found the ID photo he took casually before from the photo album: "Is the photo taken in my mobile phone okay? I don't have the habit of carrying the original with me."

After carefully comparing the photo with the person, the other party finally handed the confirmation slip to Wei Jing: "Please sign here, thank you."

"Oh, you're welcome." Wei Jing took the signature pen with a smile, and sincerely thanked this stupid young man for his stubbornness. Why does it look familiar?

After signing the signature, he glanced at the other party suspiciously, and was shocked: This, isn't this the male protagonist Ke Luos in "Handbook of Becoming a God"! ?

At this time, Ke Luosi looked like he had just grown up, and his facial features were still a little immature. His dazzling short golden hair was covered by a hat. Under the brim of the hat, a pair of blue eyes were as bright as sapphires. His face was not fully opened yet. , More than delicate, not powerful enough.

Looking at his height, he is only 1.7 meters 1.8. He has not grown to the [-] meters [-] he set. His body is thin, and his face is a little yellow due to the hardships of life and malnutrition.

It's no wonder that Wei Jing didn't recognize him at the first glance.

As a face control writer, the first key to the protagonist of all novels is naturally: good-looking face!

Although Ke Luosi's name is a bit casual, his fate is a bit tragic, and his experience is a bit rough, but in general, when the story begins, he is already 1.8 meters tall and weighs 140 catties. He has a handsome face, long legs, blond hair and blue eyes. A handsome guy, even if he has no strength, no background, no future in sight, the author's father, Mr. MSG, still gave him the biggest cheat.

It turned out that there were still two years left before the starting point of the story.

Wei Jing understood, and when he saw Ke Luosi's pitiful little stunned face, his heart was heavy. He didn't expect that the hero in his novel was actually delivering a courier before he picked up the cheat, risking being choked by someone at any time. The risk of breaking the neck, dealing with dangerous people every day, is too pitiful!

His heart hurts so much.

Vaguely, he seemed to hear the condemnation of his conscience.

"I wish you a happy life, goodbye." Before leaving, Ke Luosi bowed politely to Wei Jing, and he seemed to be a good boy.

Wei Jing's heart hurt even more, and he couldn't help shouting: "Wait a minute."

Then he stepped forward quickly, took out two green bills from his pocket, and handed them to the other party: "Thank you for your hard work, here is a tip for you."

Ke Luosi was obviously stunned. He had just started this business, and he had heard from his colleagues that he would give tips when he met generous guests. He didn't expect such a good thing to happen to him, so he immediately bowed excitedly: " Thank you, Mr. Tu."

I'm so happy with only 200 tips, it really is... hey!

This is definitely the worst protagonist in his writing before he made his fortune.

Wei Jing waved his hand with infinite emotion, and watched poor Ke Luosi leave. When he collected his mood and turned around, he suddenly found that the boss was staring at him intently. His eyes were like looking at his wife wearing a cuckold. As cold as you want.

Gollum.

He swallowed quietly, and sneered: "...what's the matter?"

The boss left without a word.

The back is bleak, sad and sad.

Maybe there was still a look of disappointment on his face.

Wei Jing thought guiltyly, and felt more and more that his behavior just now was inappropriate. He gave 200 tips to the wild boar spirit, 200 tips to the old housekeeper, and 200 tips to the courier he met for the first time, but he only forgot Give it to the boss!

You know, the boss only gave him one billion yuan yesterday!

Sure enough, Hao will also care about the 200 tip.

Fortunately, the boss doesn't know how to read minds, otherwise he couldn't help but cut open someone's head to see where the brain circuits inside are knotted.

It is said that Wei Jing, whose mind is knotted, is struggling with a large box of things at the moment. The things are not heavy, only a hundred catties. The problem is that it is too far to move back to the villa from here, and he just ran all the way. Come here and run for seven or eight minutes.

The boss actually left just like that, and didn't help him take the box back, hey!

Just when he was frowning and was about to slowly push the box back, the old housekeeper's voice sounded very abruptly: "Mr. Tu, the master asked me to come and help you carry things."

"Ah." Wei Jing raised his head suddenly, looked at the old butler, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Then I will trouble you."

In fact, the boss is pretty good. Although he didn't do anything himself, and just left with a cold face, he finally asked the housekeeper to come over to help. Let's give him a tip later.

Wei Jing was thinking about how to restore the trust and friendship between him and the big brother. The old butler had already quietly crawled on the ground and returned to his original shape. I didn't forget to ask kindly: "Mr. Tu, do you want to come up together?"

He hastily waved his hand and refused: "No, no, I just had a full meal and I plan to take a walk to digest food."

The piebald python didn't force him, and swam away unhurriedly.

Wei Jing took a quick look at the horrible thing, quickly turned his head to look elsewhere, and after confirming that the other party was far away, he rushed in the direction of Long Zaizi.

Dragon Cub, who was wearing a new green vest, was playing with two wild boars very much. To be precise, it was the wild boars that were "ravaged" by him.

These were just two ordinary wild boars, completely unable to withstand the attack of the little fireball, screaming miserably while fleeing in embarrassment, barely saving their lives.

After Wei Jing passed by, seeing that the "pig abuse" scene was a bit dizzy, he shouted at the top of his voice, "Student Xiaobao, come here."

After the dragon cub heard the familiar voice, he immediately dropped the wild boar and rushed towards its cheap father.

Cengcengceng, run-up all the way, and threw himself into the opponent's arms.

With a bang, Wei Jing took a deep breath, it was comparable to the attack of a small cannonball, it was terrible.

Luckily, he is no longer the weak one he used to be. Apart from the pain in his ribs, there is no other discomfort for the time being.

"Student Xiaobao, you have grown up and you have to learn to walk by yourself, do you understand?"

"Ah." The dragon cub opened his mouth to him, and spit out a bubble of saliva.

Wei Jing knew that it must not have heard, so he smiled helplessly: "Okay, let's stop playing with pigs, let's do something meaningful."

"Ah!" Dragon Cub responded cheerfully, rubbing his cheek with his head.

The so-called meaningful things are naturally the primary task 6 released by the system: enlightenment education.

He specially bought a lot of books and props online last night, just for this task, and secretly recharged himself to study.

When he has almost recognized the characters and can write, he will continue to develop his career and carry forward the pen name of Mr. MSG, and maybe he can use it in the future. Just thinking about it makes me feel excited.

The old butler dutifully delivered the box to the master bedroom. After Wei Jing carried the dragon cub back to the room, he specially locked the door, opened the box, and——

shocked.

How did his books and props for enlightenment education become four little piggies? !

Inside the cardboard box, there was a metal cage with a fence weighing at least sixty kilograms. In the cage, four pigs with black heads, buttocks and sparse white hair were lying quietly on their stomachs. After opening the box, , Qiqi looked up at him and made a slight hum.

Is this the wrong shipment?

Wei Jing looked at the courier slip on the box in puzzlement. That's right, the recipient's name was Tu Shihua.

He was at a loss, it couldn't possibly be the pig bought by the original Tu Shihua, right?

The express delivery here either arrives on the same day or the next day, and there is no possibility that it will arrive in a week.

"Forget it, send it to the kitchen and let Xiaobai make roast suckling pig." Wei Jing moved the box to the door with difficulty, panting for a while, but when he thought of having a delicious roast suckling pig to eat today, he was so tired that he immediately felt tired. Not worth mentioning anymore.

"Ah." The dragon cub saw how hard he was doing, so he ran over to help.

One person and one cub smoothly pushed the box out of the door and headed towards the stairs.

In front of the monitoring screen, the boss looked at the behavior of these two idiots expressionlessly, and snorted slightly: "If Qin Xiaobao is in his hands, will he be as stupid as him in the future?"

The old housekeeper twitched his brows slightly, but didn't say a word, thinking to himself: Mr. Tu really annoyed the master today.

After the boss taunted him, he said, "Go and help me."

The old butler smiled: "Okay, sir."

After the box was pushed to the stairs, Wei Jing was in a bit of trouble. The first floor of this villa is five meters high, and there are too many steps in the stairs. If the piglets inside are just sent down like this, will he kill them?

Or should I take it out first and put it in later?

But if he carried it out, he was worried that the pig would run away.

Just when he was in trouble, the old housekeeper appeared: "Mr. Tu, Master asked me to come and help you."

"Huh? How did he know that I need help?" Wei Jing blinked in surprise, then lowered his voice and asked in a low voice, "Is he mad at me?"

The old butler tactfully ignored the previous question automatically, and replied with a friendly smile, "Master is really in a bad mood."

"Then, how do you coax him?" Wei Jing was a little embarrassed, before he had accumulated all 888 points to exchange for [return ticket], he didn't want to annoy the boss at all.

You must know that Tyrannosaurus rex is not easy to mess with. In a rage, the whole Dongchuan Prefecture was razed to the ground, and the boss has done it before!

Oh no, to be precise, it was originally meant to be done. In the original novel, Tu Shihua was killed, and the boss found the body of the other party. He deeply felt that he had been slapped in the face, and then destroyed the entire Dongchuan Prefecture.

But now, because he possessed Tu Shihua's body, the tragedy was temporarily avoided.

But after all, it can't change the essence of the boss, and it's quite difficult to mess with.

How to coax?The old housekeeper also had a difficult time with this question. He held up the box on the ground with one hand and fell into deep thought.

Wei Jing followed him down the stairs, following step by step, while sizing up the other's expression, he whispered: "Help me take this box to the kitchen."

"Kitchen?" The old butler had an idea, came back to his senses, remembered the omelet meat that day, and immediately thought of it, hinting to the other party, "Mr. Tu, the master likes all kinds of novel delicacies."

delicacy?

Wei Jing looked pale: "..." Isn't this embarrassing him, a kitchen killer!

In the kitchen, the wild boar spirit was busy preparing the ingredients for noon. When he saw the old housekeeper bringing a big box over, his face changed suddenly: Could it be that the fact that he secretly bought piglets online to get away with it has been exposed! ?

Impossible, for the sake of safety, he specially wrote the recipient's name as Tu Shihua, and prepared to sign for it as soon as the courier arrived, and then carried the little piggy back without anyone noticing.

In the current logistics company, except for the newcomers who have just started working, other old employees are only responsible for delivering the goods, and others can sign for them.

What's more, in a big villa like Mr. Qin, outsiders can't get in at all, they can only wait outside the courier channel, and it is quite normal for the host's courier to be signed by the housekeeper or servants.

The wild boar spirit's idea was indeed correct, but what he didn't expect was that he was so unlucky to meet a stunned young man who had just started his job, and even Big Brother Qin was "slapped in the face" by the other party.

What he didn't even expect was that after the little piggy fell into Wei Jing's hands by mistake, it aroused Wei Jing's appetite and planned to make him a roast suckling pig.

"Xiaobai, I will leave these four fresh and delicious little piglets to you. Can you cook roast suckling pig? If not, I will search for a tutorial for you..."

The wild boar spirit was faltering: "Roast, roast suckling pig?" Those were piglets bought with all his belongings, not for eating!

"Hey, Xiaobai, why do you look so bad?" Wei Jing looked at him wonderingly, and when he saw him looking sadly at the little piggy in the iron box on the fence, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, "Could it be—— "

Wild boar spirit nodded sadly: "Yes, I bought it."

Almost at the same second, Wei Jing asked in surprise, "Is this your illegitimate child?"

Wild Boar Essence: "..."

Wei Jing: "..."

What a beautiful misunderstanding.

"You bought it, why is it that the recipient is me?" Wei Jing still couldn't figure it out. He thought it was the flirtatious debt owed by Wild Boar Spirit outside. I gave it to him, and wanted him to punish this "wind. stray pig".

The corner of Wild Boar Jing's mouth twitched, and he couldn't say a word: "..." This is probably the result of being smart, right?

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