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After a bottle of milk powder, Long Zaizi's favorability rose to [-] points, Wei Jing's points accumulated to [-] points, he was in a good mood, and immediately paid off the credit.
Debt-free and comfortable, even when the system's gentle female voice reminded him that the fifth primary task had been activated and asked him to knit a sweater for the cub himself within a week, he didn't lose his temper.
Until the evening, the boss came over with a wild boar in one hand: "Honey, this is the 'nanny' I found for our son."
This is a lactating wild boar, uglier than the original wild boar essence he has seen before.
Wei Jing's mood turned from sunny to cloudy: "..."
Boss, you found such an ugly nanny for your son, aren't you afraid that your son will become ugly when he grows up?
He watched the trembling wild boar being chased by the dragon cub with joy, and his heart was as cold as frost in December.
The boss at the side smiled indifferently, his smile was like the wind blowing in the face of Yangchun in March, warm and warm.
"Keeping a pig at home, wouldn't it be...inappropriate?" Wei Jing took a lot of effort to organize his words to ensure that he would not appear too blunt and forceful. God knows what he really wants at this moment roar!
There is already a wild boar, Xiaobai, in the kitchen, why do you want to bring a sow back home?
Brother Qin, do you want to breed them?
MDZZ!
After two seconds of serious thinking, the boss stared at Wei Jing with burning eyes, and asked, "Will you?"
The gaze that was comparable to high-voltage current fell on him, and his scalp tingled for a while, and Wei Jing was shocked in an instant: "No, it's a pair, it's just right!"
Seeing that he was so honest, the boss nodded happily: "I think so too, so I brought two ends back."
Huh?Two ends!
Wei Jing was shocked: "Then there is another end?"
The boss glanced at him leisurely, with a mysterious and unpredictable smile: "Guess?"
I guess a hammer!
Wei Jing laughed, and kept complaining about how naive the boss is, but because of the other party's power, he replied very cooperatively: "I can't guess."
"It's really perfunctory." The boss reached out and patted Wei Jing's head.
Wei Jing was overwhelmed by the flattery, and his whole body stiffened, fearing that the other party would accidentally pat his head off.
At the same time, the wild boar spirit Xiaobai, who was preparing dinner in the kitchen, faced the biggest challenge in the pig business.
The piebald python handed him a wild boar, a sex female, who was breastfeeding, and said: "Master wants you to raise this pig well, eat and sleep together, and you can't let Mr. Tu know, understand?"
"Why, why?" Wild boar spirit asked timidly.
The old housekeeper smiled: "The original words of the master are that he wants to start a small pig farm and give Mr. Tu a surprise when the time comes, so this matter must be kept secret, you know?"
The wild boar spirit dared not speak out: Is Mr. Qin out of his mind?How can I run a pig farm if I only give him one sow!
Wait a minute, eat and sleep together?
Brother Qin meant that he wanted him to...
The wild boar spirit was trembling with anger. It turned out that there really existed people in this world who were more hateful, more hateful, and more terrifying than Tu Shihua!
The boss is definitely taking revenge on him!
Because he wanted to kill Tu Shihua, or because of that pot of super salty omelette?
"Little Bai, work hard and try to live longer." Before leaving, the old housekeeper patted him on the shoulder with a smile.
The wild boar spirit hugged the trembling sow aggrievedly, tears streaming down silently.
After dinner, Wei Jing started to prepare for the fifth task released by the system: knitting sweaters.
Weaving, wool, clothes!
He knew the three characters, read them apart, and even read them together, but——
"Honey, are you really joking? I'm an old man, you let me knit sweaters?! Even if I learn it now, it's too late for a week!"
He choked, protesting softly and angrily.
There is no way, the boss is in the next room, he is afraid that he will draw people over by shouting too loudly, and then he will not be able to explain clearly.
Although he thinks that he can treat Long Zaizi as his own son, he hasn't realized that this Xibei guy is not Tu Shihua's big boss Qin, and really needs a intelligence pill, but what if the big boss suddenly gets enlightened?
Well, in order for him to survive until the day when he accumulates all 888 points and redeems [return ticket] to go back, he has to continue to proceed with caution in the future!
[Host, please come on. 】The gentle female voice spoke nonsense without sincerity.
Wei Jing said angrily: "It's useless to cheer, dear, you have to show a little sincerity!"
[Host, please come on. 】The system repeats again.
Wei Jing: "..." Well, from the looks of it, it's basically hopeless to try to get rich this time.
He came out of the bathroom dejectedly, and seeing the boss holding a book, sitting leisurely on the single sofa, with a gentle and gentle appearance, he couldn't help but take another look: This face, this face The figure, the temperament... (﹃) Drooling.
The boss seemed not to notice Chi Guoguo's gaze, still lowered his head, and asked casually: "Honey, what were you mumbling about just now?"
Wei Jing's heart shuddered, no good, he lowered his voice specially, the boss still heard it? !
This is terrible, wouldn't he have to wait for the big brother to go out in the future before he can communicate with the big sister of the system?
He bit the bullet and lied: "No, it's nothing, I couldn't urinate just now, so I sang a random song to urinate..."
The boss suddenly realized "Oh", closed the page, turned to look at him, and hooked his fingers: "Come here."
Wei Jing looked at the enemy: "What are you doing?"
"I'll give you a physical examination." The boss put the book on the table next to him and looked at him calmly, "There are many reasons why you can't urinate, it may be due to benign prostatic hyperplasia, prostatitis, or Urinary stones, urethritis..."
Wei Jing looked confused: When he first wrote the character design, he obviously didn't add any strange attributes to the boss, right?
He shook his head quickly: "No, no need! I'm done peeing already!"
The boss looked at him solemnly: "It's wrong to avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment."
Wei Jing's face was disheveled, he stayed put, and was still struggling for death: "I'm really, really fine! I'm in good health, I eat delicious food, and I can go up to the fifth floor without panting..."
He swears, next time, he will never dare to communicate with the system under the eyes of the boss!
Fortunately, the boss didn't stick to it: "Well, that's fine."
Then, in a second, he teleported to the silent little daughter-in-law, rubbed her head lightly, and said in a low and charming voice, "I have something to go out, if you are sleepy, go to bed first, don't wait for me."
Wei Jing froze: "!"
The "sleeping" in his head was fighting in his mind, like thousands of grass and mud horses running all the way to the Gobi desert, leaving countless trampled ravines in his heart, a large area of potholes, and finally outlined a ironic "sleeping"!
Has Tu Shihua been slept by the boss?
The answer, of course, is...no.
but--
Will he be slept by the boss?
The sudden fear surpassed the restlessness brought to him by knitting a sweater.
Until the sound of knocking on the door sounded, Wei Jing went to open the door weakly, and looked down: the dragon cub was dragging a wild boar that had no resistance, and said "ah" to him, he had an idea and made up his mind.
After a bottle of milk powder, Long Zaizi's favorability rose to [-] points, Wei Jing's points accumulated to [-] points, he was in a good mood, and immediately paid off the credit.
Debt-free and comfortable, even when the system's gentle female voice reminded him that the fifth primary task had been activated and asked him to knit a sweater for the cub himself within a week, he didn't lose his temper.
Until the evening, the boss came over with a wild boar in one hand: "Honey, this is the 'nanny' I found for our son."
This is a lactating wild boar, uglier than the original wild boar essence he has seen before.
Wei Jing's mood turned from sunny to cloudy: "..."
Boss, you found such an ugly nanny for your son, aren't you afraid that your son will become ugly when he grows up?
He watched the trembling wild boar being chased by the dragon cub with joy, and his heart was as cold as frost in December.
The boss at the side smiled indifferently, his smile was like the wind blowing in the face of Yangchun in March, warm and warm.
"Keeping a pig at home, wouldn't it be...inappropriate?" Wei Jing took a lot of effort to organize his words to ensure that he would not appear too blunt and forceful. God knows what he really wants at this moment roar!
There is already a wild boar, Xiaobai, in the kitchen, why do you want to bring a sow back home?
Brother Qin, do you want to breed them?
MDZZ!
After two seconds of serious thinking, the boss stared at Wei Jing with burning eyes, and asked, "Will you?"
The gaze that was comparable to high-voltage current fell on him, and his scalp tingled for a while, and Wei Jing was shocked in an instant: "No, it's a pair, it's just right!"
Seeing that he was so honest, the boss nodded happily: "I think so too, so I brought two ends back."
Huh?Two ends!
Wei Jing was shocked: "Then there is another end?"
The boss glanced at him leisurely, with a mysterious and unpredictable smile: "Guess?"
I guess a hammer!
Wei Jing laughed, and kept complaining about how naive the boss is, but because of the other party's power, he replied very cooperatively: "I can't guess."
"It's really perfunctory." The boss reached out and patted Wei Jing's head.
Wei Jing was overwhelmed by the flattery, and his whole body stiffened, fearing that the other party would accidentally pat his head off.
At the same time, the wild boar spirit Xiaobai, who was preparing dinner in the kitchen, faced the biggest challenge in the pig business.
The piebald python handed him a wild boar, a sex female, who was breastfeeding, and said: "Master wants you to raise this pig well, eat and sleep together, and you can't let Mr. Tu know, understand?"
"Why, why?" Wild boar spirit asked timidly.
The old housekeeper smiled: "The original words of the master are that he wants to start a small pig farm and give Mr. Tu a surprise when the time comes, so this matter must be kept secret, you know?"
The wild boar spirit dared not speak out: Is Mr. Qin out of his mind?How can I run a pig farm if I only give him one sow!
Wait a minute, eat and sleep together?
Brother Qin meant that he wanted him to...
The wild boar spirit was trembling with anger. It turned out that there really existed people in this world who were more hateful, more hateful, and more terrifying than Tu Shihua!
The boss is definitely taking revenge on him!
Because he wanted to kill Tu Shihua, or because of that pot of super salty omelette?
"Little Bai, work hard and try to live longer." Before leaving, the old housekeeper patted him on the shoulder with a smile.
The wild boar spirit hugged the trembling sow aggrievedly, tears streaming down silently.
After dinner, Wei Jing started to prepare for the fifth task released by the system: knitting sweaters.
Weaving, wool, clothes!
He knew the three characters, read them apart, and even read them together, but——
"Honey, are you really joking? I'm an old man, you let me knit sweaters?! Even if I learn it now, it's too late for a week!"
He choked, protesting softly and angrily.
There is no way, the boss is in the next room, he is afraid that he will draw people over by shouting too loudly, and then he will not be able to explain clearly.
Although he thinks that he can treat Long Zaizi as his own son, he hasn't realized that this Xibei guy is not Tu Shihua's big boss Qin, and really needs a intelligence pill, but what if the big boss suddenly gets enlightened?
Well, in order for him to survive until the day when he accumulates all 888 points and redeems [return ticket] to go back, he has to continue to proceed with caution in the future!
[Host, please come on. 】The gentle female voice spoke nonsense without sincerity.
Wei Jing said angrily: "It's useless to cheer, dear, you have to show a little sincerity!"
[Host, please come on. 】The system repeats again.
Wei Jing: "..." Well, from the looks of it, it's basically hopeless to try to get rich this time.
He came out of the bathroom dejectedly, and seeing the boss holding a book, sitting leisurely on the single sofa, with a gentle and gentle appearance, he couldn't help but take another look: This face, this face The figure, the temperament... (﹃) Drooling.
The boss seemed not to notice Chi Guoguo's gaze, still lowered his head, and asked casually: "Honey, what were you mumbling about just now?"
Wei Jing's heart shuddered, no good, he lowered his voice specially, the boss still heard it? !
This is terrible, wouldn't he have to wait for the big brother to go out in the future before he can communicate with the big sister of the system?
He bit the bullet and lied: "No, it's nothing, I couldn't urinate just now, so I sang a random song to urinate..."
The boss suddenly realized "Oh", closed the page, turned to look at him, and hooked his fingers: "Come here."
Wei Jing looked at the enemy: "What are you doing?"
"I'll give you a physical examination." The boss put the book on the table next to him and looked at him calmly, "There are many reasons why you can't urinate, it may be due to benign prostatic hyperplasia, prostatitis, or Urinary stones, urethritis..."
Wei Jing looked confused: When he first wrote the character design, he obviously didn't add any strange attributes to the boss, right?
He shook his head quickly: "No, no need! I'm done peeing already!"
The boss looked at him solemnly: "It's wrong to avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment."
Wei Jing's face was disheveled, he stayed put, and was still struggling for death: "I'm really, really fine! I'm in good health, I eat delicious food, and I can go up to the fifth floor without panting..."
He swears, next time, he will never dare to communicate with the system under the eyes of the boss!
Fortunately, the boss didn't stick to it: "Well, that's fine."
Then, in a second, he teleported to the silent little daughter-in-law, rubbed her head lightly, and said in a low and charming voice, "I have something to go out, if you are sleepy, go to bed first, don't wait for me."
Wei Jing froze: "!"
The "sleeping" in his head was fighting in his mind, like thousands of grass and mud horses running all the way to the Gobi desert, leaving countless trampled ravines in his heart, a large area of potholes, and finally outlined a ironic "sleeping"!
Has Tu Shihua been slept by the boss?
The answer, of course, is...no.
but--
Will he be slept by the boss?
The sudden fear surpassed the restlessness brought to him by knitting a sweater.
Until the sound of knocking on the door sounded, Wei Jing went to open the door weakly, and looked down: the dragon cub was dragging a wild boar that had no resistance, and said "ah" to him, he had an idea and made up his mind.
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