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Why is it so salty?
Wei Jing frowned, rubbed his chin, carefully recalled the details of mixing the minced meat just now, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, turned to the boar spirit, and shouted: "Say! Are you playing tricks?"
The wild boar spirit said with a dark face, "You added too much salt yourself."
"Oh, is it?" Wei Jing felt guilty for a while, he seemed to have poured half a jar of salt in by accident, but——
"Why don't you remind me? Don't stop me? Don't tell me?"
After throwing the pot three times in a row, the wild boar spirit couldn't help but wonder: Is it really his fault?Huh?wrong!
"Why do I have to remind you, I didn't kill you, it's already good! You still want me to be your cow? Tu Shihua, where's your face? Let me tell you... ah!"
The wild boar spirit was arrogant for less than five seconds, his whole body froze, holding his stomach, fell to the ground and howled continuously.
It was like suddenly falling ill.
Wei Jing blinked in surprise: "Xiaobai, don't you want to touch porcelain? I didn't touch you just now, and you fell down. This technique of touching porcelain is not good!"
"Big brother, spare your life! Big brother, spare your life! I don't dare anymore..." The wild boar spirit kept muttering.
The boss in front of the screen snorted dissatisfiedly, and tilted his head slightly: "Make another pot of tea."
The old butler lowered his brows and was pleasing to the eye, and he didn't dare to speak loudly: "Yes." He said in his heart: Mr. Tu only ate half of an omelette, and his face was wrinkled into a ball. The poor master ate the whole pot!
On the screen, the "blame man" wild boar spirit Xiaobai was rolling on the ground in pain. On the side, the "culprit" Wei Jing was a few steps away, squatting beside him, resting his chin with his hands, and counting helplessly: "1 , 2, 3... 35, 36... I said, are you almost gone? It's time to get up!"
Almost at the same time as the words fell to the ground, the wild boar spirit stopped rolling, because he miraculously discovered that his stomach pain was no longer there!
With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, he keenly and wittily noticed a terrible truth for the first time: the boss really dotes on Tu Shihua, an idiot!If he doesn't want to continue to live a life worse than death, I'm afraid... he will have to offer this bastard Tu Shihua as his ancestor.
"Xiaobai, it's cold on the ground, get up." Wei Jing brushed off the dust that didn't exist on his body, and stood up, "Clean up the kitchen, and then go to the west garden to find me, remember to bring barbecue tools and ingredients."
After speaking, he pushed the baby carriage and left without looking back.
Wei Jing was in a particularly bad mood at this time.
Because the elder sister of the system just told him: This nutritious meal is unqualified!
If the task is not completed, there will be no points.
He was going to find a place where no one was around, and have a good discussion about life with the elder sister of the system.
After leaving the kitchen, headed west all the way, passed through the flower hall, living room, conference hall, long corridor, and finally pushed open the door that symbolized light and future, Wei Jing couldn't hold back any longer, and put the stroller aside , walked to the grass, put one hand on his hips, and pointed at the sky with the other angrily: "Darling, come out!"
[Host, I am here. 】
"I don't accept it! I want to appeal! The steamed eggs I made by myself are delicious, salty and light, delicate in taste and rich in nutrition. Why is it not qualified? If you don't give me a valid reason today, I will go on strike!"
[Host, please don't mess around, otherwise the self-destruct device will be activated! 】
"..." Shit, threatened him again!
Wei Jing snorted angrily, and the more he thought about it, the more wronged he felt: Garbage system!The big discount carousel opportunity is only once in a lifetime, and he used it casually without even a reminder, which caused him to lose the great opportunity to go home with 8.88 points.
"Threatening me to activate the self-destruct device at every turn, why don't you just twist your ass and sell it? (ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, if you have the ability, you let me do a striptease? How about making a fool of yourself in public on the street? Seed! Can you do it? Hahahaha..."
After a long silence, the gentle female voice suddenly said: [The host's suggestion is very good, and the system will give serious feedback to the superior. 】
Wei Jing was shocked: "...You feedback a hammer! I take it back! I didn't say anything just now, no feedback is allowed!"
The system is as quiet as a chicken.
Wei Jing's face was dull, pills, he was obviously just talking nonsense, and he didn't add "pro" on purpose, why is this garbage system so good at grasping words?
A man can bend and stretch, and take a step back to open up the sea and the sky.
After silently doing some psychological training, he said again: "Dear, we have something to discuss, don't be so ruthless, okay?"
Perhaps moved by his sincerity, half a minute later, the gentle female voice sounded again.
[System reminder: The host can purchase baby milk powder in the mall to complete this primary task. 】
At the same time, the flamboyant system mall appeared in front of him again, and he even jumped to the daily necessities section with a special heart, marking the baby milk powder and feeding bottle combination set with a thick golden line, and the price is only 10 points.
however--
"can not afford."
Wei Jing glanced at his points balance expressionlessly, a lonely "1", just as he firmly believed that he was No. 1, lonely and lonely.
[The host can pay on credit and pay it off within a week without interest. 】
Sounds so sweet, doesn't it?
Wei Jing stroked his chin, hesitating: such a big can of milk powder should be enough for Xiaobao to eat for several days, right?But the word "credit account", in his conservative view, is of the same nature as a high X loan!
"Darling, if I don't pay the due date, will you sell my nude photos to others for illegal profit?"
[Host, please do not maliciously speculate on this system, otherwise the self-destruct device will be activated as a warning. 】
Wei Jing curled his lips: "..." Garbage system.
[After systematic testing, Qin Xiaobao is a cub who has not yet reached the full moon. He should eat breast milk or milk powder as the main food, and supplementary food can only be added after six months. At this stage, he should avoid salt and sugar in his diet, otherwise it will easily cause indigestion. 】
When Wei Jing heard this, he was stunned, isn't the full moon yet? !
哦对了，龙崽子的出生日期是2053年2月3日，现在好像是2月15日？
Suddenly, he felt that he had sinned deeply, because he had just fed three and a half omelets to the dragon cub not long ago, and it was still so salty!
"Okay, exchange it for a can of milk powder and a feeding bottle for me, and I'll pay on credit first."
Half an hour later, on the green grass, the dragon cub was holding a feeding bottle that was about the same size as his body, drinking milk powder with a happy expression.
Wei Jing sat aside with a face full of relief, while stroking its bald head, while feeling the favorability "1", "1", "1" swiping on the screen, his mood was as bright as March [-]rd.
until--
The boss came unexpectedly, and appeared next to one person and one cub out of thin air, condescendingly looking down at the huge milk bottle in the hands of the dragon cub.
"What is he drinking?" The charming subwoofer said with a hint of doubt and inquiry in his tone.
Wei Jing was taken aback by the mysterious boss. Compared to the old butler who at least gave a squeak every time he appeared, this boss was so frightening.
"Baby powdered milk. Natural green food, absolutely harmless!" Boss, don't confiscate it shamelessly, or I will look down on you!
As if he heard his heart, this time the boss didn't say the word "confiscated", but picked up the milk powder can next to Wei Jing, studied it carefully for a while, and said: "My son likes to eat meat, this is up to you. "
Wei Jing was stunned for a moment, and asked back: "You didn't always feed it meat before, did you?"
"Otherwise?" The boss looked calm, "Only human cubs need to drink milk powder, and the descendants of dragons only eat meat."
Wei Jing: "..." Cub, I'm sorry for not giving your father an IQ!
Having said that, that evening, the boss went out again, and when he came back, he brought back two lactating wild boars, one of which was given to Wei Jing, and the other, uh, whereabouts are unknown...
Why is it so salty?
Wei Jing frowned, rubbed his chin, carefully recalled the details of mixing the minced meat just now, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, turned to the boar spirit, and shouted: "Say! Are you playing tricks?"
The wild boar spirit said with a dark face, "You added too much salt yourself."
"Oh, is it?" Wei Jing felt guilty for a while, he seemed to have poured half a jar of salt in by accident, but——
"Why don't you remind me? Don't stop me? Don't tell me?"
After throwing the pot three times in a row, the wild boar spirit couldn't help but wonder: Is it really his fault?Huh?wrong!
"Why do I have to remind you, I didn't kill you, it's already good! You still want me to be your cow? Tu Shihua, where's your face? Let me tell you... ah!"
The wild boar spirit was arrogant for less than five seconds, his whole body froze, holding his stomach, fell to the ground and howled continuously.
It was like suddenly falling ill.
Wei Jing blinked in surprise: "Xiaobai, don't you want to touch porcelain? I didn't touch you just now, and you fell down. This technique of touching porcelain is not good!"
"Big brother, spare your life! Big brother, spare your life! I don't dare anymore..." The wild boar spirit kept muttering.
The boss in front of the screen snorted dissatisfiedly, and tilted his head slightly: "Make another pot of tea."
The old butler lowered his brows and was pleasing to the eye, and he didn't dare to speak loudly: "Yes." He said in his heart: Mr. Tu only ate half of an omelette, and his face was wrinkled into a ball. The poor master ate the whole pot!
On the screen, the "blame man" wild boar spirit Xiaobai was rolling on the ground in pain. On the side, the "culprit" Wei Jing was a few steps away, squatting beside him, resting his chin with his hands, and counting helplessly: "1 , 2, 3... 35, 36... I said, are you almost gone? It's time to get up!"
Almost at the same time as the words fell to the ground, the wild boar spirit stopped rolling, because he miraculously discovered that his stomach pain was no longer there!
With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, he keenly and wittily noticed a terrible truth for the first time: the boss really dotes on Tu Shihua, an idiot!If he doesn't want to continue to live a life worse than death, I'm afraid... he will have to offer this bastard Tu Shihua as his ancestor.
"Xiaobai, it's cold on the ground, get up." Wei Jing brushed off the dust that didn't exist on his body, and stood up, "Clean up the kitchen, and then go to the west garden to find me, remember to bring barbecue tools and ingredients."
After speaking, he pushed the baby carriage and left without looking back.
Wei Jing was in a particularly bad mood at this time.
Because the elder sister of the system just told him: This nutritious meal is unqualified!
If the task is not completed, there will be no points.
He was going to find a place where no one was around, and have a good discussion about life with the elder sister of the system.
After leaving the kitchen, headed west all the way, passed through the flower hall, living room, conference hall, long corridor, and finally pushed open the door that symbolized light and future, Wei Jing couldn't hold back any longer, and put the stroller aside , walked to the grass, put one hand on his hips, and pointed at the sky with the other angrily: "Darling, come out!"
[Host, I am here. 】
"I don't accept it! I want to appeal! The steamed eggs I made by myself are delicious, salty and light, delicate in taste and rich in nutrition. Why is it not qualified? If you don't give me a valid reason today, I will go on strike!"
[Host, please don't mess around, otherwise the self-destruct device will be activated! 】
"..." Shit, threatened him again!
Wei Jing snorted angrily, and the more he thought about it, the more wronged he felt: Garbage system!The big discount carousel opportunity is only once in a lifetime, and he used it casually without even a reminder, which caused him to lose the great opportunity to go home with 8.88 points.
"Threatening me to activate the self-destruct device at every turn, why don't you just twist your ass and sell it? (ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, if you have the ability, you let me do a striptease? How about making a fool of yourself in public on the street? Seed! Can you do it? Hahahaha..."
After a long silence, the gentle female voice suddenly said: [The host's suggestion is very good, and the system will give serious feedback to the superior. 】
Wei Jing was shocked: "...You feedback a hammer! I take it back! I didn't say anything just now, no feedback is allowed!"
The system is as quiet as a chicken.
Wei Jing's face was dull, pills, he was obviously just talking nonsense, and he didn't add "pro" on purpose, why is this garbage system so good at grasping words?
A man can bend and stretch, and take a step back to open up the sea and the sky.
After silently doing some psychological training, he said again: "Dear, we have something to discuss, don't be so ruthless, okay?"
Perhaps moved by his sincerity, half a minute later, the gentle female voice sounded again.
[System reminder: The host can purchase baby milk powder in the mall to complete this primary task. 】
At the same time, the flamboyant system mall appeared in front of him again, and he even jumped to the daily necessities section with a special heart, marking the baby milk powder and feeding bottle combination set with a thick golden line, and the price is only 10 points.
however--
"can not afford."
Wei Jing glanced at his points balance expressionlessly, a lonely "1", just as he firmly believed that he was No. 1, lonely and lonely.
[The host can pay on credit and pay it off within a week without interest. 】
Sounds so sweet, doesn't it?
Wei Jing stroked his chin, hesitating: such a big can of milk powder should be enough for Xiaobao to eat for several days, right?But the word "credit account", in his conservative view, is of the same nature as a high X loan!
"Darling, if I don't pay the due date, will you sell my nude photos to others for illegal profit?"
[Host, please do not maliciously speculate on this system, otherwise the self-destruct device will be activated as a warning. 】
Wei Jing curled his lips: "..." Garbage system.
[After systematic testing, Qin Xiaobao is a cub who has not yet reached the full moon. He should eat breast milk or milk powder as the main food, and supplementary food can only be added after six months. At this stage, he should avoid salt and sugar in his diet, otherwise it will easily cause indigestion. 】
When Wei Jing heard this, he was stunned, isn't the full moon yet? !
哦对了，龙崽子的出生日期是2053年2月3日，现在好像是2月15日？
Suddenly, he felt that he had sinned deeply, because he had just fed three and a half omelets to the dragon cub not long ago, and it was still so salty!
"Okay, exchange it for a can of milk powder and a feeding bottle for me, and I'll pay on credit first."
Half an hour later, on the green grass, the dragon cub was holding a feeding bottle that was about the same size as his body, drinking milk powder with a happy expression.
Wei Jing sat aside with a face full of relief, while stroking its bald head, while feeling the favorability "1", "1", "1" swiping on the screen, his mood was as bright as March [-]rd.
until--
The boss came unexpectedly, and appeared next to one person and one cub out of thin air, condescendingly looking down at the huge milk bottle in the hands of the dragon cub.
"What is he drinking?" The charming subwoofer said with a hint of doubt and inquiry in his tone.
Wei Jing was taken aback by the mysterious boss. Compared to the old butler who at least gave a squeak every time he appeared, this boss was so frightening.
"Baby powdered milk. Natural green food, absolutely harmless!" Boss, don't confiscate it shamelessly, or I will look down on you!
As if he heard his heart, this time the boss didn't say the word "confiscated", but picked up the milk powder can next to Wei Jing, studied it carefully for a while, and said: "My son likes to eat meat, this is up to you. "
Wei Jing was stunned for a moment, and asked back: "You didn't always feed it meat before, did you?"
"Otherwise?" The boss looked calm, "Only human cubs need to drink milk powder, and the descendants of dragons only eat meat."
Wei Jing: "..." Cub, I'm sorry for not giving your father an IQ!
Having said that, that evening, the boss went out again, and when he came back, he brought back two lactating wild boars, one of which was given to Wei Jing, and the other, uh, whereabouts are unknown...
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