[Onmyoji Reversed Wear] Ever since I got the boss Ibaraki

She couldn't blame Ibaraki for treating "Health Sutra" as "diapers" or something. After all, he didn't know these simplified characters, and he didn't know the difference between Hygienic Sutra and diapers.He only knows one package, the soft texture inside, and other details... Don't expect the big monster to care about it ==

Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the anger rushing to the top of her head, fiercely tore open the packaging of the diapers, and pulled out a piece to spread out to wrap her buttocks.Diapers are not wet, it is not wet, it can be used... as long as it can be used...

It's just that the size of infant diapers is indeed a bit small, and Qiao Xinshu's hip bones are a bit big, so she puts it on with some reluctance, but there is always the danger of slipping off.In desperation, she shook her hands and put on her panties again, forcibly tightening them, finally solving this embarrassing problem.

When Qiao Xinshu came out of the bathroom with a dark face and eyes full of resentment, Ibaraki was sitting leisurely on the sofa, eating melon, his face was full of juice, as if he was wanton in the moonlight.

"You are so slow." The boss said casually, "Do you want to eat?"

Qiao Xinshu quietly stared at the half-slice of melon in his hand, without saying a word.

"Oh, I forgot, you can't eat." Ibaraki suddenly realized, and then quickly ate up the half of the melon, "It's okay, I'll eat your portion for you."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

So, he ate like this in front of Qiao Xinshu.He also said while eating: "That duck neck, the spicy one, let me eat it for you... that orange, the cold one, let me eat it... What are you going to eat? Instant noodles? No, it's also spicy, come on I'm..."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

At the end, Ibaraki seemed to have finally remembered something, turned his head and said, "I heard, drink more hot water?! Why don't you drink hot water."

Qiao Xinshu: ...I can't live through this day!Die, beast!

Runtu finally picked up the fork... Oh no, Qiao Xinshu finally picked up the fruit knife. Terrible resentment boiled all over her body. She stared at Ibaraki's handsome face and said indifferently, "Do you know what you bought back?" ?”

"What?" Ibaraki didn't notice, "Health Sutra."

"It's diapers." Qiao Xinshu twisted the fruit knife and aimed at Ibaraki, "You bought diapers."

"What are diapers?" The boss's dull brain fell into thinking, "Hey, woman, put down the knife!"

"You won't get wet after wetting the bed." Qiao Xinshu said with eyes wide open, "You are amazing. You have used up my sanitary sutra for a month, yet you still don't know what the hygienic sutra looks like."

"They all look the same..." Ibaraki stared at the knife in her hand, and said, "Tsk, what do you want to do to me with such a blunt knife? What do you think this knife can do to a big monster? "

Unexpectedly, Qiao Xinshu suddenly showed a creepy smile.She held the handle of the knife and moved it down slightly, aiming at the vital point three inches below the big man's navel, and said softly: "Ibaraki, you like pretending to be a woman so much, why don't you cut it!"

Ibaraki: ...

He has lived for so many years, and he has never seen a woman or a banshee who dared to say "cut it" to him after seeing through his identity as a woman... Even Hongye's deadly enemy was not rude enough. this point.However, the woman in front of me...

"Are you angry?" Ibaraki opened his golden eyes and looked at her intently, "Want to stab me?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...I really want to nod ==

In an instant, the boss picked up his brain in a flash, and quickly scanned the classic plots of countless idol dramas.When a woman is the most angry, what method can be used to dispel her anger the fastest, that is - rhetoric? !sweet Nothing? !

He can even play around with the nobles in Heian capital, let alone Qiao Xinshu who has never felt his charm? !

The boss was immediately full of confidence, but he forgot that Qiao Xinshu is not a male animal who thinks with his lower body ==

Ibaraki held her hand and slowly brought the knife to his heart, making sure to let her witness this process.

It was summer now, even the big demon felt that the armor was cumbersome, so he simply took it off.Therefore, when the tip of the fruit knife is facing the strong chest muscle, it can pierce into the flesh and blood with a depth of one centimeter, which seems a bit dangerous.

Qiao Xinshu's eyes widened slightly, one foot just stepped into this routine——

But Ibaraki said righteously: "If you want to kill, you can kill it, and you can't be humiliated if you kill it! How can you get the secret of my Dakang Dynasty!"

Qiao Xinshu: Huh? !Wait...something seems wrong==

Seeing the difference in Qiao Xinshu's eyes, Ibaraki immediately changed his lines: "If killing me can resolve the hatred between our two families, then you can do it!"

Qiao Xinshu completely became paralyzed, and walked out of the routine: ...

Still not right? !

Mr. Ibaraki racked his brains and had a flash of inspiration again: "I once had a best friend in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it. If God can give me another chance, my best friend... Wait, what's behind?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...you really should die ==

Seeing Qiao Xinshu's expression getting more and more wrong, Ibaraki's mind was spinning like a windmill, and a crane couldn't turn back, so he asked, "Did I recite it wrong?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Then..." Ibaraki resorted to his trump card, "Woman, you managed to attract my attention. Without my permission, do you dare to go bankrupt casually? Sit up and split your fork..."

Qiao Xinshu: ...What the hell is your "sit up and do the splits yourself" ==

The domineering president lights up new skills: So there is such a posture as "sit up and do the splits yourself"? !

Being interrupted by Ibaraki, Qiao Xinshu felt a sense of powerlessness in her heart.Why did she care about him? She was asking for trouble.

Forget it, big brother, I really don't care about it, please let go of my hand and my knife, and take back the lines you recited all wrong?

However, Qiao Xinshu drew the knife, but couldn't move ==

"Ibaraki, my anger is gone, hehe, let go." Qiao Xinshu drew the knife again, but the knife remained motionless, "Okay, stop making trouble."

Seeing that Qiao Xinshu really calmed down, and his "sweet talk" and "sweet talk" seemed to be feasible, Ibaraki seemed to be addicted to it, so he refused to let the knife go: "You stab it!"

"Don't you be stupid?"

She drew back the knife vigorously, and Ibaraki pressed his hand and pressed the knife to his chest: "If you stab this knife, you will no longer be my brother! The day we see you again in Mount Emei will be the time for you to die!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Qiao Xinshu really couldn't hold it anymore, coupled with sweaty hands, and after pulling back forcefully, she fell back on the sofa, and the fruit knife, under the reaction of force, was thrown by Ibaraki Doji himself. Sending——into my chest!

There was only a "poof", and the smell of blood in the room suddenly became stronger.

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Qiao Xinshu raised her hand and said tremblingly, "It's not me, I didn't..."

Ibaraki pulled out the knife with a slumped face, and in an instant, the blood in his chest flowed more joyfully.

"Boss, let me call an ambulance for you!" Qiao Xinshu tremblingly picked up the phone, "Hold on! The doctor will be here soon!"

"Stupid woman!" The big monster patted his chest, blood spattered everywhere, but said indifferently, "It's just bleeding."

Immediately, under Qiao Xinshu's dumbfounded gaze, the deep wound was healing inch by inch.After all, Ibaraki Doji is a monster who has experienced many battles. He has never suffered any injuries, and a mere knife will not reach the point where there is no cure.

"By the way, I, Ibaraki Doji, am a big monster, and blood is a great tonic. Would you like to drink it?"

Ibaraki tore off the thin shirt on his chest with a "swipe", and opened his arms: "Woman, drink quickly, don't waste it."

What is this sense of sight of "come here baby, mommy will breastfeed you" ==

Qiao Xinshu looked at his chest, and suddenly felt that the whole world turned yellow: "Thank you, I really don't need it."

Ibaraki said with a cold face, "Try it, keep fit, the blood of the big monster is hard to come by."

"No thanks, I don't like drinking blood." Qiao Xinshu wiped her face and said earnestly, "Boss, you'd better stop the bleeding!"

The flimsy clothes with the bleeding gash are really... terrible!

Seeing that Qiao Xinshu's expression did not seem to be fake, it seemed that she was really not interested in Yaoxue, so Ibaraki reluctantly nodded.

But thinking of the warm scene in the martial arts drama where the heroine bandages the wound of the male protagonist with tears in her eyes, the big monster still acquiesced and said: "Yes, let's bandage it."

Qiao Xinshu was relieved, and hurried into the bedroom to find something available.

1 minutes later--

Ibaraki looked down at the diaper stuck to his chest, and fell into a long silence ==