[Onmyoji Reversed Wear] Ever since I got the boss Ibaraki

These days, people are not afraid of hooligans who are educated, but they are afraid of hooligans who are stupid and sweet.Playing hooligans with a face full of ignorance, should I be angry or should I laugh? !

boss!Hemorrhoids are not what you want to cut, you can cut them if you want to; skirts are not what you want to be, you can get them if you want!

Ootengu: The top of the mountain is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to!

Kagura: Heh.

Ibaraki, like a perverted madman in an American version of a bloody movie, picked up Qiao Xinshu's skirt with a fruit knife.In the next second, with the woman's angry roar, a long leg suddenly bent up, pushed up the kneecap, and struck towards Ibaraki's crotch with lightning speed!

A strong sense of crisis arises, and the male self-defense instinct immediately prevails.Ibaraki let go of the fruit knife resolutely, and wrapped his big palm around the opponent's knee!It’s true that he is a big monster, but the big monster is not covered with copper walls and iron walls. If she kicks down, he might howl==

Although the crisis was resolved, Ibaraki narrowed his eyes, revealing an aggression.He slowly leaned down and stared at Qiao Xinshu, smiling ferociously.

"Rude woman, she kicked her!"

He still clearly remembers the incident of an unlucky man being kicked out by her, but that bastard deserved it, and being kicked out is normal.But if the same move is used on him, it will inevitably make people feel annoyed.

"I am kind enough to help you cut a hemorrhoid, and you will use this to repay me?" Ibaraki said sinisterly, "You heartless woman! Am I not good enough for you? You actually... kicked !"

"I don't have hemorrhoids, you bitch!" Qiao Xinshu yelled, her face turned into a tomato, "What kind of TV show did you watch? Do you know what hemorrhoids look like? Do you know where hemorrhoids grow?"

"You came to lift my skirt without even knowing the situation. If I don't kick you, who will you kick?"

"You don't have hemorrhoids, how can you bleed?" Ibaraki said righteously with an expression of "I've watched a lot of TV shows, you don't think about me", "Tsk, the smell of blood is getting stronger... Hemorrhoids, no Is it growing on the flesh? It is said that it looks like a tumor, just cut it off."

"It is said that it looks like a tumor..." Qiao Xinshu was more sad than heartbroken for a moment, and his eyes radiated a light wave of "killing and dying", "I think your brain looks like a tumor, cut it off!"

"Don't try to provoke me with words, I won't be fooled." Big brother Ibaraki said firmly, "Aren't you just afraid of pain? That's why you find so many excuses. Don't worry, it's just a little pain, I, Ibaraki-dou, make a move. Make sure the wound will be smooth! Also, I will use my demon power to help you stop the bleeding!"

As he said that, the boss raised the fruit knife again.

If you cut me down, I might die!The wound is so smooth, I suspect that your cerebral cortex is very smooth!

Qiao Xinshu shuddered all over, feeling that there was a river of blood flowing down below. Don't think about it, the underwear and skirt probably couldn't be washed clean.

"I said you..." She trembled with anger, "You have been pretending to be a woman for so many years, don't you know that women bleed every month?"

Ibaraki paused, but recalled seriously: "Every month? Women?"

"Impossible?" The boss retorted with his eyes wide open, "A woman is so weak, and she bleeds every month... wouldn't she die?"

"Wait, don't make excuses!" Ibaraki returned to his senses and said viciously, "There are so many samurai geisha in the market, it's normal to have a bloody smell. That's enough, don't play tricks! I cut it for you, don't talk nonsense."

The big monster's nose is so sensitive, and the smell of blood in the room is heavy, he must not be able to bear it and go outside, why would he pay attention to whether those women are bleeding?Or, is it a woman who bleeds?

Only after getting along with Qiao Xinshu for a long time can it be rare to "give alms" a little bit of goodwill from a big monster to care about the health of the weak.In the end, Qiao Xinshu didn't appreciate it.

Ibaraki couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.

"Ibaraki Doji!" Qiao Xinshu was really powerless, "How about I find you a junior high school student who teaches about physiology? After reading it, you will know that I am not lying."

"Science popularization of physiological knowledge?" Ibaraki murmured, with a dazed expression: "What is that?"

"It's a good thing to teach children not to take off their pants casually. I think you need to learn it." Qiao Xinshu said with dead fish eyes, "Also, let me go! If you press my sofa again, blood will flow like a river It's..."

The bottom of the skirt was so sticky, she desperately wanted to clean herself now instead of wrangling with Ibaraki on the sofa.

Ibaraki's expression was a little shaken, thinking that Qiao Xinshu would not be able to run away with blood, so why not see what she recommended.If she told a lie, it would be fine if she was caught and cut a hemorrhoid ==

He finally let go of her, and the latter heaved a sigh of relief, rubbed his knees and stood up from the sofa, first opened Ibaraki's translator, and then searched for related videos on his mobile phone.

"Here, let's take a look first..." Qiao Xinshu said wearily, "I'm going to take a bath and wipe myself, so don't bother me if I have nothing to do."

The bright red blood had already stained the skirt, and when she turned around, Ibaraki saw a large blood stain on her buttocks.It's quite shocking... At this time, the video on physiological knowledge education has slowly started.

The bedroom door closed slowly, Ibaraki looked away and focused on the video...

Just... Huh?Why are the towels in the video so familiar?

Ibaraki stared at the snow-white hygienic scripture, and suddenly felt a surge of... guilty conscience.

Before the aunt's approach was too fierce, Qiao Xinshu ran hot water on her body for a while, and then carefully dealt with the uncomfortable parts of her body.When she wrapped up the bath towel and opened the drawer, she was surprised to find that all the sanitary napkins prepared a month ago had disappeared!

Why not? !Tomorrow morning...

She rushed into the bedroom in a hurry, tossed her satchel, opened the cabinet and rummaged through it, only to find...no!Nothing at all!None!

"Ahhh! Damn it!" Qiao Xinshu scratched her hair frantically, and turned herself into Mei Chaofeng after a few strokes.

She is now wrapped in a bath towel, which is empty and has nothing on.Not being able to find the hygiene scriptures means a blood collapse, and she has vaguely felt that the crotch between her legs has become sticky again.

Where is it?

Qiao Xinshu desperately remembered, but apart from the bathroom and bedroom, she really couldn't think of where she would put these daily necessities?

No... wait!

She suddenly raised her head, as if she had thought of something, her eyes were tightly locked on the trash can in the room, her face was full of surprise.

If I remember correctly, last night Ibaraki gnawed the duck neck and her mouth was full of spicy oil. She ran to the bathroom to wring a towel. into the trash.

He seemed to say, "Why is this towel so sticky?"

Seeing that he was clean, she didn't care, she just handed over the towel and asked him to clean it up again.As for the trash can, she... didn't care at all!

Qiao Xinshu: ...

An ominous premonition rose from her heart. At this moment, Qiao Xinshu couldn't care whether she was hollow or not.She turned the doorknob with staring eyes, and rushed to the trash can like a hungry wolf on a sheep, digging in it like a beggar.

The video on physiological knowledge had come to an end, and Ibaraki, who realized that he seemed to have made a mistake, was a little embarrassed, and was taken aback by Qiao Xinshu's ferocious appearance.

"Woman, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing..." Qiao Xinshu twirled a ball of hygienic scriptures out of the trash can expressionlessly, smelling the smell of duck neck that hadn't dissipated, she felt ill.

"Ibaraki Doji!" Her hair was blown up, "Can you explain to me what's going on?"

"Why are my hygienic books! I bought so many hygienic books! They will be in the trash!" Qiao Xinshu pulled Ibaraki's collar and turned into a female tyrannosaurus, "Say! Where are the rest?!"

Ibaraki: ...

Having just been exposed to the popularization of physiological knowledge, Ibaraki learned in the video that the sticky towels he used to use were the hygienic sutras used by women during their menstrual period.

Thinking of how I habitually took out a sheet to wipe my hands and sweat after beating someone in the boxing ring... Even though the big monster has a thick skin, he couldn't help showing a little bit of annoyance.

"I thought it was a towel..." Ibaraki turned his face away, his eyes fluttered, but he spoke frankly, "There is your breath on it, so I took... and walked out."

"Go outside?!" Qiao Xinshu almost screamed, she shook Ibaraki desperately, and broke down, "You big man, what are you doing outside with the hygienic book?!"

"I'm going...to fight..." Ibaraki felt that his momentum was suppressed abruptly, but for some reason, he just touched his nose and didn't push her away, "Bring...wipe...your hand sweat."

"No!" Qiao Xinshu heard her own heartbroken voice, "No—ahhh! How could you do this!"

"I didn't know it was..."

"Ibaraki Doji!" Qiao Xinshu gritted her teeth, bursting with anger.

If this is not the real world but a juvenile manga, then by this time she has probably opened the eyes of reincarnation and blasted out the earth-exploding star to dominate the world ==

"Go down and buy it for me! If you can't buy it! Don't come back!"

……

Don't provoke women who are on their menstrual period... the big monster wants to ==

Fifteen minutes later, the human man transformed into Ibaraki stood in front of the shelves of a large supermarket with a slumped face, looking at a series of daily use, night use, dry mesh, cotton mesh, night extended version, limited edition The special edition of the Hygienic Sutra fell into a weird intensive phobia.

He used to travel as a human man these days, so when he was pushed out by Qiao Xinshu, he turned into a man in a fever.But now, he regretted it, regretted it so much!

He should turn into a woman and come out again!

In this large supermarket full of people coming and going, in this restricted area of ​​women's daily necessities, all the big girls, young wives, square dancing aunts, eighty Tai Chi old ladies, all stared at him with strange eyes like grass carp!Just because he is the only man in this district!

He originally wanted to grab a pack of sanitary sutras and run away, but in this situation...

"My God, there is a man!"

"It's not a pervert, is it?!"

"Maybe you bought it for your girlfriend?"

"But I saw him standing there for 10 minutes without moving... If you have a girlfriend, shouldn't you understand this very well?"

"Is it just curiosity?"

"No way, you see we are all watching him. If he is curious, he should be curious enough! I haven't left for so long, my God, it can't be really perverted!"

"Mom, there are perverts here!"

"Children, don't talk nonsense..."

There was a lot of noise around, and they couldn't hear what they were saying even with the translator on.You can observe their expressions, it seems, seems, probably... not a good thing ==

"Hey boy..." In Ibaraki's field of vision, a middle-aged woman who was about the same age as Qiao's mother was slowly approaching him, "What do you want to buy? For your girlfriend? Or for your wife? We still have mother……"

His heart trembled, he was startled, his body's instincts were quicker than his brain's, and he simply grabbed the nearest pack of hygiene manuals and strode towards the cashier.

"Oh, so it's..."

"Men, it's inevitable that they are careless. I don't know which brand is good, but if you can come to buy it, it means that you are a caring family!"

After paying the bill, the hustle and bustle was left behind, and Ibaraki let out a sigh of relief and rushed towards the apartment, feeling that this was more tiring than finding a comparable opponent all over the world.

……

Qiao Xinshu squatted on the toilet with a pale face.After hearing the sound of the apartment window being opened, his eyes lit up instantly.She almost couldn't wait to shout: "Bought it back?"

"Ah."

The apartment is not big, and the high temperature in summer is active, and the smell of blood in the room is much stronger.If he didn't know what happened to Qiao Xinshu, I'm afraid Ibaraki would have thought she had been killed.

He walked into the bedroom with the hygienic book, and saw the door of the bathroom opened a gap, a slender white hand stretched out, scratching randomly in the air a few times.

"Pass it to me and put it in my hand."

Ibaraki put the Hygiene Manual within her reach.

After groping for a while with that hand, he grabbed the bag of hygienic scriptures and dragged them inside.

"Why is it a little heavy?"

He heard her whisper.

It's over... Ibaraki, who was wronged, quietly let out a sigh of relief.

however--

Qiao Xinshu on the toilet was holding the baby diapers in her hands, and fell into a long silence ==