[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

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As if they had found something interesting, everyone tried it around with great interest. As a matter of course, Thor's Hammer was still stable, lying on the table without moving.

"I'll try it too." The captain watched everyone try it out, and was about to come up to try it, and he didn't notify Asgard for any reason, just to join in the fun.

The captain smiled and took off his jacket, turned his neck, stood up and walked to the place where the hammer was on the other side.

"Haha, come on, Captain, try to win Asgard in one fell swoop, and then you can notify Asgard." Tony said meanly, if he didn't look at his expression, he probably thought he was really saying sincere blessings Category.

Mei really feels speechless, her own taste is really weird, she likes this kind of coquettishness, so much that even if she slaps him on the wall, she won't be able to get him off! ! ...

The captain held the handle with both hands one after the other, exerting force suddenly, the muscles burst into big bumps one by one, and the force could be imagined just by looking at it.

The hammer seemed to shake slightly, and everyone couldn't help but hold their breath and stared at the captain. Thor was even shaken by the hammer, and was startled, his face changed, his smile was suppressed, and his expression was unconscious Seriously, looking straight at the captain.The captain took a deep breath and raised his force again, but this time the hammer didn't respond at all.

"So handsome~(￣▽￣～)~" Just when everyone was looking forward to and nervously looking at the captain, Mei had a different focus from everyone else, looking at the captain's raised face under the blue shirt The biceps, and the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, exposing the tight muscle lines of the arms.

"Huh?" Tony felt that his boyfriend status was being provoked, his arms tightened, and his voice was threatening, "What did you say?"

"Hehe, let me say, this hammer is quite amazing, haha..."

May tried to change the subject with a dry smile.

Seeing that the captain failed to pick up Thor's Hammer, everyone was disappointed and took it for granted. If anyone could pick it up, Asgard would probably be in chaos.

Hawkeye still didn't give up, but all the men present, except Sam who just fell asleep to death, tried it.Looking around for a week, Hawkeye narrowed his eyes and looked at Natasha beside Bruce with a smile.

"Only our Black Widow and Mei haven't tried it. Come, come, try, try, maybe you will overthrow Thor." Hawkeye watched the excitement as a big deal, and tried his best to encourage Mei and Natasha.Although Hill is also an agent, in terms of strength and daily responsibility, Hawkeye silently dragged her and Helen into the logistics staff, so he didn't open his mouth to boo.

"Oh, forget it, I'm not interested in this question." Natasha shook her head and refused decisively, just kidding, she is such a boring person.

Everyone looked at Mei again, and Mei calmly took a sip of the beer Tony handed over, smiling brightly, "I already have Tony Stark, who is as rich as a country." The implication is that Tony is in hand , the world I have.The sour smell of love is simply suffocating the heads of all present.

"Hey—" everyone booed the two of them in unison.Hawkeye booed even more and banged the drumstick in his hand.

Compared to everyone's noisy boos, Tony smiled happily, supported Mei's head with both hands, and came up with a hot kiss.

"Oh oh oh—" the booing became louder, and Roddy and Hawkeye whistled unwillingly.

"Haney! Sure enough, you still have vision!" Tony let go of Mei, looked at Mei affectionately, and said emotionally.

"Drink and drink! Three glasses for showing affection!!" Rody hooked Tony's neck with one hand, and said viciously, and everyone handed over the bottle very cooperatively.

"Jealous, you guys that no one wants, you are definitely jealous of the winners in life." Tony's dismay was beyond words.

"I'm not jealous at all. I have a girlfriend. If it's not because Jane is not here, otherwise there is no room for you to be arrogant." Thor feels that even if the girlfriend is not around, you should always remember to show affection, "Jane is now I’m investigating abroad, and I heard that I’m going to win some kind of award, like a Nobel Prize? Jane is the best.” She puffed her chest out, her pride palpable in her words.

"Cut—" The crowd booed them like a nest exploded.

"Seriously, is there a device on the handle of your hammer that is similar to fingerprint recognition, like a password, and it actually says someone with Thor's fingerprint?" Tony said very unconvinced.

"Well, your idea is really interesting. I gave you full marks for this excuse, but my explanation is simpler..." Thor got up, grabbed Thor's Hammer, and simply picked it up, easily It's as if the hammer itself has no weight.

Thor curled his lips, the hammer threw a flower in his hand, and his mouth was so crazy, "You are not qualified."

"Alas--"

"Pull it down, you—"

"Enough is enough, it's too much."

Everyone expressed contempt one after another, and couldn't bear to see the other party's shameless arrogance.

"Actually, what I'm more curious about than this is..." Mei looked at Thor, "This hammer is quite amazing. When you put it down just now, it didn't knock down the table."

She was really curious about this question. After all, the last time Thor threw the hammer, the green fat man who went to pick it up was smashed into two layers of walls by the hammer, which shows how heavy this thing is.

But it's true, "Other people hold it like a thousand catties, but you hold it as if there is nothing heavy in your hands."

"Yes, that's why I said, you are not qualified." Mei's words simply fueled his flames, and Thor's arrogance made people look down on him.

"Drink your hand!" Steve couldn't stand it anymore, and handed Thor a bottle of beer with a smile, "I can't stop your mouth!".

Mei remembered that she had heard people say that a man's friendship is made by drinking. She didn't know whether this sentence was accurate in other places, but! !but! !

Looking at the drinking-faced and blank-eyed men, Mei didn't know what to say. Even the captain, who has always been rational and restrained, was drinking red-faced and thick-necked. If there was any other man present who was sober , is the Winter Soldier who has been quietly sitting on the sofa in obscurity?Mei glanced at him, calm and self-possessed to the point of being expressionless and stiff.In fact, Mei had already recognized this person. This person was the one whom she had met in the hospital before. After being rescued by herself, she left her and left without looking back.

He just knew that he was the captain's old lover, and he seemed to have forgotten what happened that day, and after acting as if he didn't know himself at all, he didn't say much.Especially knowing that the other party has been in the Hydra organization that kidnapped me before, and I don’t know how many times I have been brainwashed. Thinking about my dark and gloomy two-day memory, I have been with that group of perverts for decades. The Winter Soldier, you don't need to think about it, you can know how miserable it is, just a little...

"Um~ yo..." Tony hiccupped, and looked at Mei teasingly, "Look, look who this is..." Obviously drunk, Mei withdrew her gaze from the Winter Soldier, turned back to Sight, sitting on the sofa, watching Tony swaying over.

"Why are you so drunk?" Mei frowned. She knew a little about Tony's drinking capacity, and it was how much she had to drink to get drunk like this.

"Oh~ he pestered Thor to taste the wine from Asgard just now?" Natasha, who was silently watching the excitement, kindly explained to Mei.

"..." Mei has black lines all over her head, why does he like to play to death so much? !Do not do not die do not know it.

"This isn't our...uh...May...Miss May Parker!" Tony smirked, leaning on the sofa with one hand, and bent down to give May a sofa.

"Oh!!~" Seeing Tony's explosive appearance, everyone booed immediately.Looking at their appearance, Mei also knew that they probably didn't drink less. Except for Thor who was still standing, everyone else was sitting. The captain seemed a little sober, but he leaned softly on the sofa and watched the excitement.

Roddy and Hawkeye sat on the floor with their shoulders crossed. Bruce was even more exaggerated, lying directly on the table, slapping the table and giggling.

"..." Mei leaned back while supporting Tony's body that was about to collapse, expressing her doubts with her eyes, she was distracted for a while, why did she feel as if she had drunk the fragments herself? , what is the situation in front of you.

"I think I'm a real man who never gets drunk." Natasha glanced at Thor's direction, Mei Miao understood... So, this is not a one-man death, but a group of men's 'friendship' .

Tony, who smelled heavily of alcohol, made Mei a little disgusted, and always felt that the lingering alcohol smell on his body would make her drunk.

Look at the muddy Hawkeye and Roddy on the ground, and then look at Bruce, who is lying on the table and muttering half asleep, the captain also leans over, and is caught by the shoulders of the Winter Soldier as if nothing had happened...May is helpless, look Seeing that there was nothing serious, Thor, who was the only one who was still awake, wanted to sigh.Then look at Tony, who is being dishonest against her, he already drank a lot today, and he tasted the thousand-year-old wine from Asgard just now, and now he can still be crazy about drinking, Mei thinks he should move him prize.

Mei raised her eyebrows and looked at Tony, who was hugging her and began to unbutton her without saying a word, stopped the other party's unrestrained movements, and said to Hill and the others who wanted to watch the fun, "I'm going to Take it away first, you can rest as you like, go to bed early." After speaking, a princess hugged Tony, leaving a look of surprise, and the few people watched Mei carry Tony up the stairs in a daze.

"Princess...Princess hug? Natasha! Am I dazzled?" Fuck, I feel like I won't be able to look directly at my boss in the future, what should I do.囧rz Hill looked at Mei's slender figure with a look of desperation, as if he suddenly became tall and majestic, and even the background had a golden light.Hill quickly took a sip of wine to suppress his shock, Emma, ​​it's too exciting.

"Oh, maybe this is Tony's hobby?" Natasha shrugged and said calmly. She got up and helped Bruce, who was sluggish on the ground, bent slightly, and gave the untransformed Banner, who was not thin, The doctor put it on his shoulders, "Well, you can do what you want, I will withdraw first." He waved his hands without looking back, and left gracefully.

"..." Helen and Hill looked at each other in blank dismay, she felt that it must be the wrong posture for me to get up today!Well, I must have been blindfolded when I woke up today.Helen, who was greatly stimulated, subconsciously looked at Thor, so tall... She felt that she had no chance in this life, and she really couldn't hold and resist! !

The Winter Soldier took the captain away without saying a word. Hill looked at Roddy and Hawkeye who were in a pool of mud, and left as if he didn't see it. Thor said that he was going to call Jane too.People walk away instantly...

Looking at Hawkeye and Rody who were left behind without hesitation, Helen felt the... sadness of the same fallen people...

"So, to be a superhero's girlfriend...that's what you have to do..." Helen felt that she had understood the correct way to open a superhero girl ticket.It's such a shock, I don't feel like I'll ever love you again.

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