[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

88.

"What are you talking about?" Tony naturally joined the female group.

Helen breathed a sigh of relief, and was especially grateful for Tony's sudden appearance to help her solve her predicament. After all, she didn't know how she fell in love with Thor. She always thought that she would like a man who was as smart as herself, at least she would Be able to keep up with her rhythm and understand what she is saying.Turns out...she fell in love with a 'god' like a sunstroke!She is still a 'god' with a human girlfriend. The most important thing is that this god has big breasts and no brains... How could she like each other? Helen also thought about this problem herself. In the end, she really had no choice but to come up with a plausible Conclusion, maybe she likes... big boobs... huh...?

"Go, go, what are you doing here when you have nothing to do?" Mei expressed her displeasure at being interrupted from her topic, especially because the culprit who interrupted her was the person who made her unhappy just now.Unhappiness + accumulation of unhappiness, how does she look at it now, how does she feel that there is something wrong with this family, even the old face that she thought the other party was handsome before, now looks like a stern uncle, her hands are itchy.

"Baby, it hurts me so much when you say that!" Tony said with a smile, without any self-consciousness.

"Hi." The captain came over with the Winter Soldier. It was getting late, and the irrelevant idlers left consciously. The rest were basically the Avengers' own people. The captain and Bruce, as well as Thor, the protagonist of the topic, and others also surrounded him.

Seeing that the male protagonists were all on stage, Mei was too embarrassed to dwell on the topic just now.

Tony took off his coat, put it on the back of the sofa behind Mei, consciously rubbed against Mei, and squeezed onto the sofa where Mei and Natasha were sitting.Natasha gave the two of them a white look, stood up and gave them the sofa, and switched to the opposite sofa, squeezing with Hill and Helen.

Thor put his Thor's hammer on the table in front of him with a thud, leaned back on the sofa boldly, put his legs on the table like a grandfather, took out the Asgard wine in his pocket, and poured some in a cup.

"How much wine is in this bottle of wine, how do you see that you have poured it so many times, and what else?" The captain looked curiously at the small bottle the size of a child's palm in Thor's hand. He had been pouring wine just now, and shared I gave it to a few veterans, and I'm still pouring it. How can this small bottle hold a lot of wine?

"Oh, this is a container unique to Asgard, specially used for drinking wine." Thor waved his hand and threw the bottle at the captain, "It has a large capacity."

"Oh? How big is it?" The captain weighed it in his hand, but he couldn't feel any weight. He shook it in his ear, but couldn't hear any movement, so he threw the bottle to the professional 'Tony'.

"Haha, it's not a problem to overwhelm everyone sitting by the door." Thor laughed, and then thought that a mortal in Asgard would probably be drunk after two sips of wine, so he added, "There are about two more Looks like three catties?"

"Two or three catties is like throwing everyone down?" Tony curled his lips. As an alcoholic, Tony, who has been in a state of drinking for half of his life, expressed disbelief. "I think I can drink more than that alone."

"This wine has been treasured for thousands of years. The barrels are made from the wreckage of Brunhilde's fleet. Mortals can't enjoy it." Thor disapproved, raised his glass, and looked at Tony affectionately and proudly.

"Hey, buddy, I don't believe you when you say that." Tony said, taking the glass of champagne that May had finished drinking, and pouring some wine into it.

Mei felt very helpless. What is a man's self-esteem? !But thinking about it, she conveniently stopped the cup that Tony had raised to her mouth. She didn't forget the scene she saw when she followed Helen and looked at Thor just now. The two of them were dragged away, although Tony was really embarrassing, but no matter what, they were all her own, so she stopped decisively, saving the other party from being dragged away, "Actually, I think that among all the people present, if they just talk about drinking... ..I think none of you should be my opponent."

"Wow..." All the men present booed in an instant, Hawkeye was spinning the drumsticks of a drum kit he found somewhere, and now the drumsticks were hitting the tea table in front of him, shhh up.

Even Tony felt that Mei was talking big, and expressed his displeasure at the wine being taken away from his lips, but he endured it under Mei's staring eyes.

"Don't believe it?" Mei raised her eyebrows, and looked at the furious Hawkeye, "I'll show you the real Chinese Kung Fu!"

The people present were all from her own family. Mei always acted ordinary and nothing special. When she was so aggressive, everyone was also very curious. They didn’t know what Chinese Kung Fu she was talking about. A thousand cups are not drunk?

Mei gulped down the wine in the glass in one gulp, and after swallowing it, she turned the glass upside down very embarrassingly, proving that she had drunk it all.Then, under everyone's gaze, he put the glass on the table very calmly, with a very straight face, "Asgard's wine... well, it's really strong." Having said that, but completely It looked like it wasn't affected in any way.

Although if it was just a glass, Thor would not be drunk at all, and even his alcohol capacity is considered the best in Asgard, but this wine should be considered very, very powerful for the people on earth. Seeing that Mei didn't respond , Thor couldn't believe it, "How could it be!"

"Thor, is your wine not as powerful as you said." Rody was the first to ask.

"How is it possible! This is the best and strongest wine in Asgard, and a mortal pours it in one gulp!" Although Thor said so, he looked at Mei with disbelief.

"I'll find out when I try it."

"Pour less, this wine is very strong, and it is normal to sleep for a day or two after drinking too much of this wine in Asgard."

Sam nodded. Seeing that Mei was still awake and unresponsive, he was also curious. Thor didn't seem like a big talker. He took the bottle and poured a little into his cup, then raised his head and gulped.

"How? How does it feel?" Seeing him swallow, Thor asked impatiently.

"Ahem... What a strong drink!" Sam coughed twice, his voice was a little hoarse, and he shook his head, "It's okay, I..." As he spoke, his face suddenly became red, and his eyes were instantly stained There was a gleam of water, his mouth moved, but he didn't make a sound, he shook his head again, then closed his eyes, rolled over, and was about to fall, and Roddy next to him quickly caught him, "Sam? !Hey! Hey! What's going on!"

"Drunk." Thor laughed flamboyantly, "Jane's younger brother did the same thing last time. Haha..."

"No way..." Rody smelled the strong smell of alcohol on Sam, "Is this blind?" Rody was also dumbfounded...

"Look, I mean, I can drink very well." Mei shrugged, regretting everyone's disapproval.

"So, how did you do it." Natasha's eyes were bright, but she remembered what Mei said just now. Could it have something to do with Chinese Kung Fu?

Mei smiled mysteriously, and Natasha handed her the beer that she had just opened in her hand very winkingly. Mei held the beer in one hand, and stretched out the other hand. Circle, "See clearly."

Mei folded her four fingers, and Dudu raised her little finger, pointed at the empty wine glass on the table, raised her head and poured down the wine. His white and tender little fingers suddenly bared water!

Everyone's eyes widened, including Tony's. Mei quickly drank a bottle of beer, and then watched as her fingers filled the glass on the table.

"This is..." Hill picked up the full cup on the table and stabilized it, it was really wine! !Instantly felt that the three views were broken, "This is cheating. Is it cheating?!"

"Wow, this is amazing..." Hawkeye took the glass that Hill put down, smelled it, and it was indeed wine, "How did you do it?"

"Chinese Kung Fu!"

Seeing Mei's smiling face, Tony leaned into Mei's ear and asked in a low voice, "Where did you get the wine just now?" Tony reacted very quickly. Immediately, he thought of the hand she put behind her just now.

Mei touched her nose, feeling a little embarrassed for a moment, and pulled Tony's coat out from behind, "Uh..."

Although Tony also guessed it, but when he really saw the dark patch on the clothes, he still felt dumbfounded, "Huh?"

"Mmm~" Mei kissed him on the cheek, then rubbed his arm favourably.Then, without waiting for his reaction, he warmly greeted Rody, "Come on, I'll take you to the guest room, you can bring Sam over here."

Roddy helped the unconscious Sam to stand up, the captain came over and helped Sam's other arm, and the two supported Sam, sending him to the guest room downstairs.

When the three of them came up again, they found that everyone was making various attempts on 'whether they can pick up the hammer'.

At this moment, Tony was wearing armor gloves and 'pulling' upwards vigorously, but the hammer lay motionless on the table.

After repeated attempts, Tony asked Rody to put on gloves and pull them out together, but he still didn't move. Mei couldn't help it, she shook her head and looked at Tony and smiled, "Keke, science collides with myth, science is about to lose? Black science Ah, black science~”

"Hey baby, don't you think I should expect me to take the hammer and rule Asgard with you?" Tony said without seriousness.

"Forget it, thank you baby, I have no interest in ruling Asgard."

"Tony! Are you really pushing hard?!" Roddy's dark skin was suffocated, and the veins on his arms were bursting, and he shouted at the top of his voice.

"Who are you looking at? My girlfriend is watching from here!"

"Okay, I'm just asking." Roddy grinned, his voice broken.

"Hey, can you two do it? If you can't, get out of the way. I'll try." Bruce, who was sitting next to Natasha, didn't know if he had drunk too much, so he stood up and unbuttoned his suit.

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