[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

Natasha considers herself an agent who is very good at managing emotions, and she will not get angry at others easily, but other members of the [Avengers] and Coulson disagree.

"What are you talking about? Are you kidding me!" Natasha yelled on the phone, "How can you just watch them leave like this and not stop them?!"

Coulson: "I stopped...."

"Did you tell them there's no Wi-Fi on the road? Kids these days love Wi-Fi to death, and they'll die without Wi-Fi!" Natasha raised her voice, "They can't play games without Wi-Fi, Did you say that?!"

"As I said, I also emphasized that there are no good restaurants on the road..." Coulson tried to hold the phone away from his ears as much as possible, "Especially in the wild forests like Godric's Valley, but..."

"Don't be with me, but what about Sif? Didn't she take Newbella?" Natasha's voice was so sharp that it almost pierced the sky, "I promised Tony, we all promised him! "

"What can I do? Children nowadays are stubborn and smart, and they move very fast." Coulson was really tired, "I thought she was recovering from her illness, but I didn't expect Newbella to ask the Auror for help. I packed a small bag with the Untraceable Stretching Curse cast on it, and I packed it up a long time ago."

"Wuhen...what the hell?" Natasha asked, "So, she has already planned everything?"

"That's right." Coulson said, "Before she had limited mobility, so she held back. Now that she's healed, no one can control her when Sif is gone, so as soon as the bandages were removed, she started to make big moves. We were caught off guard. !"

"It's really a good daughter of Tony, a good daughter in the literal sense, and I'm not being sarcastic." Natasha sighed, "Kolson, my sympathy for you has risen to a new level, it seems SO is not easy to do."

"Just get used to it," Coulson said. "I contacted Agent Melinda May and asked her what she thought of this matter as Peter's SO. Do you know how she answered?"

Natasha: "The children are growing up and their wings are stiff. Let them fly freely?"

"No, Melinda said that she would submit an application to transfer Peter to my name." Coulson smiled wryly, "She said that I have unique skills of attracting problem babies, and she can't just see my magical skills go to waste. "

"Choose wisely," Natasha said. "So, what are you going to do?"

"Accepting Peter? No, I believe Melinda was joking," Coulson said. "It's nothing to worry about."

"I'm referring to the fact that Newbella and Peter ran away under your nose." Natasha resumed her tough tone, "What are you going to do?"

"Well, things always have two sides." Coulson thought for a while, "On the bright side, if they catch Hugo, the conflict between the Stark family and S.H.I.E.L.D. can be easily resolved."

"It's not the Stark family, it's [Avengers], we are in the same trench as them." Natasha corrected, "Looking at the bad side?"

"On the downside, if they make any mistakes during the operation, the relationship between Star... [Avengers] and S.H.I.E.L.D. can really go to a dead end." Coulson said, "Between this The only beneficiary in this incident is Ares, the god of war, and I can't help but suspect that he designed all this."

"It's possible." Natasha was a little dazed, "But it's absolutely impossible for Agent Hand to cooperate with Ares. She doesn't like all foreign races. How can Ares persuade her?" You and I Cooperate and I'll keep you humans immortal'? I bet Hand's first reaction was to send him to heaven."

"This is just my guess, just talking casually." Coulson said, "Returning to the previous topic, I have asked the wizards to use the encrypted broadcast to contact the Auror team who hunted Hugo, and they will pay attention to New Bella and Peter's tracks. But I can't get to Tony - because you won't share the [Avengers] encrypted line with me - so it's up to you to inform him, try to put it mildly."

"Look, I'm just trying to die. I would have shared the encrypted line with you if I knew it earlier." Natasha laughed at herself, "No, I don't want to face Tony's anger alone. I have to drag all the members into the water."

"I believe you can do it, Agent Romanoff," Coulson said. "I mean dragging the entire [Avengers] crew down."

Natasha: "Hehe."

Newbella hugged Peter and flew to Godric's Hollow. It was not a princess hug in the traditional sense. She just put her arms around Peter's waist and tried to get their bodies as close as possible.According to Daisy's taxonomy, this can't even be called a hug, it's just a cuddle.

During the whole process, both of them were surprisingly nervous, and they both felt that their own and the other's heartbeats were terribly fast, accompanied by various adverse reactions such as shortness of breath and light head, but they could not stop because there was no other choice. The way time travels.

At the end of the flight, they landed in a certain open space in Godric's Hollow, surrounded by a desert, not even a single person.

"Could it be the wrong route?" Newbella looked around in panic, "At least there is an alley!"

"Wait a minute, I'll take a look at the magic map." Peter began to rummage through the beaded bag, which seemed rather funny for his size and carrying such a small lady's bag.

Newbella endured it for a few minutes, but she still couldn't hold it back. She walked to the side and supported the cedar and laughed wildly, making Peter puzzled.

"What are you laughing at?" Peter asked, unfolding the map, "Oh, I saw our head portraits, this is the entrance to Godric's Hollow."

"Nothing," Newbella said. "It's kind of like King Kong eating pocket bananas."

"What pocket banana?" Peter carefully buttoned the beaded bag. "Come on, we have to find a place to live before dark."

"Oh, there are a lot of fake blank ID cards in the bag, we just need to fill in the age and gender." Newbella said casually, "Ginny gave them all to me, she said that the bosses of the wizard hotel like to question Ma Gua's age, if the other party is under the age, they will excitedly call the police."

"Why do you do this?" Peter was puzzled, "Is it for fun?"

"Because they like to make phone calls, watch the Muggle police handle cases, and listen to the police cars yelling." Newbella rolled his eyes, "Wizards are boring enough."

The author has something to say: Wi-Fi: everyone loves babies~

Natasha: My God, what should I do if the swelling occurs?

There are two more, it will be a little late~