[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

Coulson was busy enjoying a house-elf lunch made for Muggles before Newbella stormed into the dining room.The delicious meals provided by the shell house made his waistline bigger in two weeks, and Gemma had to advise him to control his diet and increase his daily exercise.

But before he could put the chocolate fudge cake in his mouth, Newbella rushed over to interrupt his eating: "Where is my dad now?"

"what are you saying?"

Coulson tried to fool around at first, but he soon realized that it was not going to work, because Daisy and Peter ran into the restaurant with guilt-faced Daisy and Peter following Newbella, both of whom had a knife hanging over their heads. Typesetting: "She knows everything, my fault, sorry."

"Oh, aren't you?" Coulson threw the tissue to wipe his mouth aside, "It's agreed that she won't know about it."

Daisy and Peter smiled with difficulty, and after being glared sharply by Newbella several times, they quickly sat across from Coulson and acted like good babies.

"I don't want to pursue the disappointing investigation results of S.H.I.E.L.D. for the time being, and I don't want to worry about the fact that you have concealed many facts from me, but please tell me first—where is my dad?" Newbera tried her best to suppress her anger, "He's a completely non-magical Muggle—"

"Muggle is what the British call it, and No-Maj is the United States—well, pretend I didn't say it." Coulson wanted to struggle with her choice of words, but he was really frightened by Newbella's piercing eyes .

"Where is he?" Newbella asked again, "but before you answer, let me be clear - if my dad is harmed by any kind of dark magic, becomes disabled or dies or something, S.H.I.E.L.D. Don't think about having a good life, because you deserve it! When necessary, I am willing to command meteorites to smash all the bases of S.H.I.E.L.D.!"

"Phew, thank God you never thought of working with Ares," Coulson said. "I'm so relieved."

"Colson, don't try to fool the matter with gags." Newbella was very angry, "Also, don't put my name and Ares together, he makes me sick!"

"Newbera, calm down first." Coulson surrendered, "Do you want some strawberry instant milk?"

Newbella glared at him angrily.

"Looks like I don't want it." Coulson poured the strawberry instant milk into his cup graciously, "Let me take a sip of the milk to calm my shock."

"I want it too!" Peter said immediately, "Daisy, do you want it?"

"I'm not a child." Daisy looked disgusted, "Hurry up and bring me a barrel of whiskey!"

Newbella: "..."

"After resigning, your dad immediately cut ties with S.H.I.E.L.D." Coulson said to Newbella while eating cake with strawberry instant milk, "I bet he still has ties to [Avengers] , but due to well-known reasons, Agent Romanov and the captain refused to disclose the contact information to the bureau, and they also resolutely refused to provide the contact content."

"So you don't know where my dad is? Very good." Newbella stood up, "I'd better go find Natasha!"

"Wait, wait!" Coulson said hurriedly, "I haven't finished yet!"

Newbera had to sit back on the seat impatiently, and took a piece of fried chicken from Peter's plate to eat. Peter's expression was calm, and if you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't notice that his neck was red.

"Agent Romanov and the captain refused to tell the bureau your father's coordinates, but they told me." Coulson said, "Because I am your SO, according to those secret agreements, if something happens to your father, I will Will take care of you instead of him."

"What... secret agreements?" Newbera asked. "The ones I signed when I joined S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"No, it's a secret agreement between me and your dad." Coulson looked at her, "Before you joined S.H.I.E.L.D., your dad came to see me on purpose. Your dad said he had read my resume, although I'm far behind him in field tasks, but he admits that I'm good at guiding lost girls to the right path."

Newbella's head was full of black lines: "Me? A lost girl? Are you kidding me? Peter, am I a lost girl?"

Peter shook his head so hard that Daisy doubted that any more shaking would get the brains out.

"At that time, your dad used Daisy and my other students as examples of my ability, and then I readily accepted it." Coulson said, "Well, of course, he also provided a set of home stereos signed by the captain. , but that's not the point!"

"Hahaha, now the lost girl has become me." Daisy said depressingly, "The saddest thing is that I can't object yet, because I am indeed a lost girl."

"Although I am very touched, you still missed the point - where is my dad?" Newbella repeated her question again, "Also, Coulson, do you have the recording at that time? Study it, and you can use them as material when you quarrel with your father in the future."

Poor Tony.Coulson thought, it seems that Lucifer is right, don't have children, especially smart ones.

"Tony's last location report was sent from Godric's Hollow." Coulson took out his phone and clicked on the hidden app provided by [Avengers], "If you are worried, I can talk to the British Ministry of Magic , The Magic Congress of the United States will confirm that this is a multinational mission."

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Newbella took his mobile phone and looked at it for a while, "Daisy, can you help me click on this software?"

"Yeah... that's fine," Daisy said, "I can disguise it as a selfie app, or a game or something."

"Thank you." Newbella stood up, "The sooner the better."

"Wait a minute, the situation doesn't look good... Newbella, what are you going to do?" Peter stood up after her in a panic, "Are you... are you going to Godric's Hollow?"

"You're so smart." Newbera stopped walking, "I'm going to Godric's Hollow."

Coulson and Peter said in unison: "You can't go!"

"Why can't I go?" Newbella frowned slightly, "Do you think I will obediently stay in Shell Cottage to suffer after knowing about my father's situation?"

Her words were like a meteorite falling to the ground, leaving the other three helpless, and the situation on the scene instantly fell out of control.

"Peter, think of a way." Coulson whispered nervously, "Your game partner can't leave Shell Cottage, Natasha will kill us."

"Jemma won't allow you to leave the hospital." Peter took out his trump card, "I'm going to report you."

"Peter, I am a demigod," Newbella said, "and a demigod who is no longer bound by bandages, pressure plates, and magic. I can go wherever I want, and Gemma's leaf juice can't help."

"Then I will go with you, just like when we cooperated to attack the New York branch of the FBI." Peter hesitated a little, not knowing whether the reason was sufficient, so he decided to add, "In addition, we can take the "Find Turn off No.11 of "Look, look, look for XX."

The author has something to say: Coulson: After I retired, I decided to go out and sell chicken soup for the soul to save thousands of lost girls~

Tony: I will invest for you, you can rest assured to do it~