[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

When Pepper received a complaint call from Pepper, Newbera had just left the Spanish classroom and was about to go to the biology laboratory to meet with Peter.The attendance rate in today's class was less than 30.00%. Miss Bonnard generously dismissed get out of class 10 minutes early so that they could go back to prepare for the oral exam next Wednesday.

Newbella struggled to take out her mobile phone from the pocket of her tight jeans, avoided several senior students walking towards her, and moved to the corner to answer the phone.

"Hi, Pepper! How are you? How is my dad's consultation going?"

"Not at all, your dad is throwing a tantrum again!" Pepper growled angrily. "Bractured humerus, multiple body injuries, swollen ankle like a pig's hoof, not to mention an old chest injury. Experts say he needs to rest , but he insisted on not listening, clamoring to go to the laboratory!"

Newbella sighed helplessly: "My God! What is the reason this time? To upgrade the suit? To end the lives of the remnants of Hydra? Did he forget that he almost died of palladium poisoning? "

"Your dad has always been like this, the scar is healed and forgets the pain. Please do me dear Newbella, your dad only listens to you." Pepper pleaded.

"Wait a minute, I'll call him." Newbella took out another mobile phone and dialed his father's private number, "Keep an eye on his movements."

"Ok."

The phone rang ten times before it was picked up, and Tony Stark's particularly "weak" voice came from the receiver: "Good morning, Little Pumpkin! Just finished Spanish class?"

"Yes! I'm teaching verbs today. But...Dad, why does your panting sound so short, as if you just did some exercise? Like going downstairs?"

"No, I was resting on the bed!" Tony hurriedly denied, "I just turned over. You know, it is very difficult for a person with an arm and ankle injury to turn over. It took me a full three minutes."

"Liar!" In another call, Pepper lowered his voice, "He just ran up from the lab!"

Newbella quickly exposed Dad's lie: "Didn't you just run up from the laboratory? Dad, I told you that the heavenly eyes given to me by the Lord God can see your every move in the villa outside the city." Actually It's a lie, her sky eyes can see at most two blocks away, and it's not very high-definition.

"He was taking off his battle suit in a hurry, and he didn't even have time to paint it..."

"Busy testing the new suit that hasn't had time to be colored yet?" Pepper's news was updated quickly, and Newbella received it quickly, "Dad, you really want to torture yourself to death early and make me a half-orphan ?"

"Of course not..." Tony replied weakly, this was one of his few weaknesses.

"Listen to the doctor Dad, get more bed rest. I'll bring you Mendel's donuts. Mendel promised me special treatment, just a simple reservation call, da~ da da da! You want Do you want more caramel flavor, or brown sugar flavor? Do you want to try the new Italian buffalo cheese flavor?"

After appeasing the disobedient father, Newbella picked up the cell phone with Pepper again: "Has he gone back?"

"Going back to the room with a lot of blueprints, I can accept it. As long as he doesn't test the function of the new suit himself, he ignites his pants and hits the wall again and again. Thank you, Newbella, you What an angel."

Newbella put away her mobile phone, walked slowly to the second floor, walked through the air corridor connecting teaching building No. [-] and teaching building No. [-], and Peter was sitting at the entrance of the corridor of teaching building No. [-] waiting for her.

"I'm sorry for being late, I'm busy dealing with the incident of 'my dad is playing childish again'." Newbella walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Young man, what are you doing?"

"Talking to Libby." Peter stood up and patted his pants. "Half the students in the class are out of work. Serious adverse reactions to vaccines, vomiting, fever, etc., and Libby is among them. Wait, you know Who is she?"

"You mean the Goldilocks who invited you to study for the SAT or go out to the movies at exactly four o'clock every afternoon for half a semester, but you were still unimpressed? I don't remember."

Peter laughed helplessly: "You're talking nonsense again, Libby is just an ordinary classmate."

"Yeah, an ordinary classmate who always praises you for your good-looking eyes and well-proportioned body." Newbella rolled her eyes, "Humans, why can't you just say love directly?"

Peter's blush turned the color of dried tomatoes, and he begged helplessly, "New Bella..."

"Understood, I won't talk about it." Newbella slid down the handrail skillfully, "By the way, did you guys come up with something interesting?"

"Mostly talking about sample SATs, vaccines, and why I'm okay. Before you came, she was about to post a selfie to show me how horrible the adverse reaction was."

The chat prompt sounded at the right time, Peter clicked to enlarge the picture, and then froze: "My God, look at Newbella!"

"What's the matter?" Newbella leaned over curiously, "This is...well, although I haven't been vaccinated, this is definitely not a normal adverse reaction! Look at her skin, it's full of bleeding spots!"

Peter kept swiping the interface, and scrolled down to see Libby's text description: "The internal organs are boiling and gurgling, as if they are stewing curry???"

"Whether it's true or not... I don't want to eat curry anymore." Newbella felt a nausea, "What's going on? Hey, Peter, where are you going?"

Peter quickly put away his cell phone, and threw his schoolbag over his shoulder: "I'm going to see Hillt... the vice principal."

Since he joined the [Avengers] and Newbella transferred to Midtown High School, Agent Hill became the vice principal of Midtown High School. In addition to protecting the safety of the two, he also rectified many bad practices in the school.

"Wait for me!"

The two rushed into the vice-principal's office almost bumping and pushing, the noise was so loud that even the principal couldn't help poking his head out to check, Agent Hill was as calm as ever: "Parker, Stark, can't you knock on the door? "

"Sorry ma'am, it's urgent." Peter panted and handed over the phone, "Look!"

Newbella, who was less breathless than he, wandered around the office at will, finishing all the crossword puzzles in the newspaper: "Is this an acceptable adverse reaction?"

"Of course not," Agent Hill said. "Now that you're here, take a look at this." She turned her computer screen to reveal a notice with the Midtown High school badge on it.

Newbella and Peter said in unison: "Midtown High School 12th grade suspension notice?"

Agent Hill tapped the touch screen flexibly with his fingers: "Then look down."

"Because more than half of the students had severe adverse reactions after being vaccinated against influenza, the relevant departments have attached great importance to it. To facilitate the relevant departments to intervene in the investigation, the school management decided after deliberation that all students in grade 12 will be suspended from today. , The leave time is to be determined. Please inform the parents of the students, and pay attention to your mailbox, so that you can check the time of the leave in time..." Peter's expression gradually became serious.

"Which related|relevant|department|department is involved in the investigation?" Newbella was confused, "Avengers? S.H.I.E.L.D.? NYPD③? Sorry, there are too many human government departments. I still haven't figured out the FBI and CIA. the difference."

"FBI, they have priority." Agent Hill closed the page, "All the remaining vaccines in the medical cart have been sent to the laboratory of the FBI's New York branch as samples. As for you, go home obediently, train hard, believe organize."

Now that Agent Hill has spoken and the relevant investigation is underway, the two of them didn't bother her anymore. After returning to the locker to pack up the review materials, Peter accompanied Newbella to Mendel's Dessert Store to pick up the ordered donuts .

Peter maintained the worrying face of the country and the people that appeared after leaving the vice principal's office, and the Shar-Pei was not as worried as he was.Newbella couldn't understand, he was a nice human boy, in his prime, why didn't he hang out with the pretty girls in his class, instead he was obsessed with worrying about the misfortunes of little people?

She once wanted to enlighten him with "protecting human beings is the duty of the Protoss, don't care about you", but then she thought that she couldn't figure it out, so let it go.

The driver then took them home.

In recent days, Aunt May was away on a business trip, and Tony volunteered to take care of Peter to help him adjust the newly upgraded equipment-equipment research and development was carried out behind Newbella and Pepper's back, if they knew that he would If you stay up all night and forget to take your medicine many times... the consequences will be disastrous.

As for Tony's reason for convincing Aunt May: "New Bella needs an outstanding peer guide. You know, that kid is too much like me, cynical all day long..."

Colonel Rhodes looked at him in surprise.

Tony pretended not to notice: "...Peter is different. He is always worried that he won't be able to finish his homework. Newbella needs such a friend very much. She can be more...well, more disciplined."

"Aren't you guilty when you said that?" After leaving Queens, Colonel Rhodes couldn't help asking, "Aren't you always proud that Newbella is like you?"

Tony shrugged: "You don't understand the psychology of parents. If someone tells me that he is willing to take care of Newbella for me on weekends in order to take her to make a human bomb, I will definitely hack him to death on the spot."

"God, fuck me! Tony Stark has learned to think differently! Is the end coming?" Colonel Rhodes yelled exaggeratedly.

"Hehehe, it's so funny." Tony mocked, and then said in a serious tone that Colonel Rhodes had never seen before, "Of course, I will not let Peter make a human bomb, absolutely not. I will never allow Anyone training kids to do this kind of dirty work, those bastards should go to hell."

The author has something to say: ①SAT: The abbreviation of Scholastic Assessment Test (ScholasticAssessme), commonly known as the American College Entrance Examination.Held every year on the first Saturdays of March, May, June, October, November and December and the last Saturday of January, unlimited times.

② Agent Hill: Maria Hill (Maria Hill), a beautiful and nasty agent who often appears in the Avengers series.

③NYPD: New York City Police Department (New York City Police Department).