[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

After dedicating his youth to S.H.I.E.L.D. for nearly 30 years, Coulson believes that he has already mastered superb emotion and expression management skills. Can calmly get through to the director's phone and ask for instructions.If time is too late, he handles it himself.

The only two people who can accelerate the secretion of adrenaline and make his heart fluctuate are [Captain America] Steve Rogers and [Iron Man] Tony Stark.The former was his super idol since he was a child, while the latter gave him headaches, leg pains and chest pains.

As the first S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who came into contact with [Iron Man], Coulson has fought against him countless times, and has personally experienced how difficult Tony is to deal with.

SHIELD's psychological evaluation report once commented on him: "capricious, self-centered, and lack of teamwork①." The plan to form the [Avengers] was therefore suspended for many years until Rocky ran to the earth to act as a demon.

But even with all of Tony's flaws, Coulson still believes he's one of the greatest superheroes of all time; People who love to hate people" ranking, Tony Stark is definitely at the top.

Because of this, when Director Frey assigned him to be the S.O① (Supervising Officer) of New Bella Stark, Coulson's emotions rarely fluctuated-Tony has successfully let him just hear "Stark" was in a complicated mood.

"Newbella is a good boy." Agent Hill comforted him, "Besides, what kind of apprentice have you never taken?"

Coulson could only smile wryly. He had indeed brought many apprentices with many flaws in character. Most of them became the most outstanding agents among their peers after leaving the teacher. But it was the first time to accept a demigod as an apprentice.What's more, the first official consultation was only half an hour after receiving the notification, which really caught people off guard!

The knock on the door sounded at this time, accompanied by the system's indifferent female voice prompting "You have a guest whose identity has been registered as Newbella Stark", and his new apprentice "walked" in bouncingly. office.

"Good morning, sir." The little girl greeted him cheerfully, "May I have a seat, please?"

"Oh, of course." Coulson said kindly, "What would you like to drink? Juice or milk?"

"Juice bar."

While the secretary was pouring juice for Newbella, Coulson had the opportunity to take a good look at her.

Obviously, her appearance is very similar to her father's, but her face is softer, her features are more delicate, and she has a little baby fat.The only difference is temperament. Newbella seems to have an ancient Greek elegance, which may have something to do with her mother's family.All in all, this is a very attractive looking girl.

Newbella drank the juice, but her eyes rolled around, looking around curiously.Coulson couldn't help smiling. There seemed to be little difference between the demigod and the human youth.

After Newbera drank half a glass of juice, the first consultation officially started.

"I think you have been notified that I will be your SO in the future, responsible for making training plans for you, paying attention to your mental health, physical health, etc., until you pass all the assessments. Today is the first time we meet, I I need to ask some routine questions, I hope you can cooperate." Coulson said lightly.

Newbella nodded: "No problem. But please don't ask my mother how many lovers she has. It's not that I'm afraid of embarrassment... but that I don't have enough time. To be honest, she can't count it herself."

The corner of Coulson's mouth twitched imperceptibly: "The routine questions mainly revolve around your own experience and abilities, and won't involve too many private family matters. First of all, what is your full name?"

Nebula rested her chin on her hands: "My human name is Nebula Stark② (Nebula.Stark). The Greek name is very long, and it takes several minutes to finish reading it. Since the meanings of the two are the same, I suggest skipping this step."

"If you insist, I have no problem. It seems that your name has a special meaning?"

"Nebula." Newbera said lightly, "Because when I was born, the holy mountain of Olympus rolled with clouds, and the stars rioted..."

"Riot?" Coulson was a little surprised, "An explosion?"

"No, no, all the astronomical phenomena that should have appeared and should not have appeared collectively at that time, so the Lord God gave me the right to control the starry sky. If you want to become a constellation after death, for future generations to look up and observe, I can help you accomplish."

"Um... I think it's better to forget it. I don't like being surrounded by people using the Hubble telescope. It seems to be a rare animal in a zoo, but the distance is farther away." Coulson looked down at the outline, "Then, your specific What is your age?"

"According to human standards, I am ten months away from becoming an adult; according to the standards of the gods...they have no adult standards, and most of them are born with the image of adults, and they will live forever."

"What about you? Will you age?" Coulson couldn't help being curious, "After all, you have... well, human blood."

"They really held a Protoss meeting to discuss this!" Newbella suddenly became excited, "The result of the discussion is that I may or may not age, or stop aging after growing to a certain level. exact answer."

"What do you think about yourself?"

"No girl wants to get wrinkles, but I want them to stop after my 21st birthday, what a pity not being able to drink legally - I've been coveting Dad's treasure for so long."

Coulson laughed: "I bet your dad has the opposite opinion."

Newbella shrugged indifferently.

"The following is a five-star question—meaning an important question—what is your purpose for coming to Earth? Please don't be surprised. There have been gods from other mythological systems who have visited Earth before, and the endings were not very good."

Newbella leaned back and sat in a comfortable position: "It's mainly to take care of my dad. I think you know how bad he is at taking care of himself. Especially in these years, he has worked hard regardless of My own safety is in danger, my health is always red, and I still don’t listen to the doctor’s advice... If only the Lord God could let me go earlier, at least I can supervise him to take his medicine on time.”

Coulson didn't want to ask why the main god refused to let her go. It's better for humans to know less about the family affairs of the protoss, otherwise they won't be able to look directly at legends and movies in the future. [Thor] Thor is a vivid example. Since his appearance, Coulson can no longer appreciate novels, TV shows, and musicals based on Nordic mythology.

"Since this is the case, is your main motivation for joining [The Avengers] also related to your father? Family tradition? A daughter inheriting her father's business?" Coulson returned to the topic, "This is a seven-star question."

"It's all." Newbella replied after a few seconds of hesitation, "But there is another part... I don't quite understand the reason."

Coulson sat upright: "I would like to hear more about it."

Newbera took a breath: "Before leaving the holy mountain of Olympus, my mother who only cared about whether she was beautiful and beautiful in the universe for thousands of years said to me seriously: 'Protoss are born with a responsibility to protect human beings.' I admit it." , it feels great to throw the bad guys out every time, but I don't understand why it feels like this? Because I fulfilled the responsibilities of the Protoss correctly, so that kind of pleasure counts as... a reward for completing the task? Or I just simply like violence?"

Coulson thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "I think we will find the answer."

The author has something to say: ① "Vertical, self-centered, no team spirit": from "Avengers 1"

②S.O: Abbreviation for Supervising Officer. The concept mentioned in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is similar to the setting of a mentor.

③New Bella: Transliteration of Nebula, which means Nebula.

PS: The setting of the gods in this article mainly refers to "Greek Mythology: Legends of the Gods" by Schwab

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The novel is set in a parallel time, and the timeline is mainly based on this article. It is a combination of Marvel + DC and other British and American dramas. I will invite strange people from all walks of life to come out as guest stars, and the excerpted lines and relatively unpopular characters will be explained in the speech.

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