Miss Hydra [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

"Uh...then please take people to Stark Tower."

"Yes, the final payment will be called to you when you meet the person."

Sherlock, who was one step behind everyone, took out his phone and threw it to Watson when he saw the number. The latter followed the former's instructions, with a confused face and had to speak as he wanted.

"Um...okay, goodbye."

After hanging up the phone, Watson took a long time to understand the words of the man called "Deadpool" and self-proclaimed "mercenary" on the other end of the phone.

—Responding to what happened.

"Sherlock!"

Watson hung up the phone with a look of unbearable anxiety.

"You are hiring someone to kidnap!"

He lowered his voice to roar, but no matter how low he lowered his voice, the few Chaoying in front, most of whom had special abilities, could hear them.

Steve, who was still immersed in the entanglement of "whether that person is Bucky or not", who had quadruple hearing, frowned first.

"It is impossible to reason without any proof, Watson, and to do so is to be led astray."

Sherlock stuffed the phone back into the pocket of the windbreaker, with a calm expression of "Why are you making such a fuss".

Watson: "...so?"

"The most appropriate way to study human beings is to start with specific people."

Sherlock glanced at him a little disappointed, but still managed to understand the IQ of the goldfish and continued.

Watson: "...so??"

Is this why you directly hired mercenaries to arrest people? ? ?

……

ten minutes later.

Before the Stark Tower was rebuilt and sand, gravel and broken glass were scattered all over the place, the Avengers held their first meeting in the "Avengers Tower".

Post-war tidying up and placement doesn't require the Avengers to worry about, and Nick Fury doesn't have time to take care of them at this point, so it's a very purely internal activity.

On the top floor of the building, Tony is paralyzed on the large semi-circular sofa, Natasha is gracefully crossing one leg, Barton is squatting on the table, Thor is sitting like a sword, Peter is very excited walking and jumping up and down. Dr. Na pushed his glasses, Sherlock and Watson sat aside, Sherlock was still curled up like a silkworm baby, and Steve was thinking.

As for the content and theme of the meeting...

——Wait until the mercenaries hired by Sherlock bring Sif Prince back.

No problem.

……

"Jarvis, look for the information on the Winter Soldier, and order a donut from the store I often order, double chocolate syrup, and a few more boxes, for nine people." The barbecue is not full.

As soon as Tony came back, he collapsed on the sofa, like a fish returning to the water, not wanting to move again.

"I want peanut butter flavor!" Barton muttered.

"Then buy another peanut butter flavor." Tony didn't care, waved his hand, money is not a problem.

"Yes, Sir." Jarvis said in a flat tone, "Although your weight tells me that double chocolate syrup is not a good choice, I have already made an order for you, and the takeaway is expected to be delivered in 1 minute and 48 seconds arrive."

Tony glanced at his belly: "..."

"I think a fat man also needs such an intelligent AI, so that he won't die of fat." Sherlock rubbed his little hands.

"Thank you for your compliment, Mr. Holmes." Jarvis's tone seemed to rise a little.

Tony changed the subject decisively: "If I remember correctly, isn't Deadpool from the X-Men?"

Then he pulled out the information of Deadpool, from all kinds of angry photos to a long list of "killing" experiences, which are very detailed. More or less heard of it.

But the next second.

A cheap voice echoed in the empty hall:

"Huh? The X-Men and I don't have much to do with each other. Even though that bald professor has approached me, begged me, and lured me with a lot of money, I still haven't joined the gang of forks—oh my god." Ah, listen to this name, it doesn't match my brother's cool painting style at all, okay?"

This fucking sound was coming from overhead, and no one had been there before.

Watson was taken aback, and when he looked up, he met a black and red mask.

And a pair of double knives.

Banner blinked in fright, and took a deep breath in his seat.

No one found out how this man got in, Jarvis said after a moment of silence: "I'm pretty sure this gentleman didn't take any paths in Stark Tower, Sir."

—appeared out of thin air.

Natasha, who was about to draw the gun, withdrew the gun when she saw the familiar long golden curly hair on Deadpool's shoulder, and her eyelids moved, wanting to remind Deadpool not to put his hands where the girl should not be.

……

"Um... are you, are you, are you... imitating me?"

Peter Parker, who was wondering where Jarvis was speaking before, hung upside down from the ceiling and asked.

"OH~MY~BUDDY!"

While carrying "Sif Prince", Deadpool covered his face with one hand in a fuss, raised one foot with a girlish heart, and looked up at the ceiling while maintaining that posture.

"Peter! My good friend~ Why are you here? Could it be that you participated in the Battle of New York? Little spiders vs. alien bugs? It sounds like a book can be published! The timeline of this universe is a bit chaotic. Didn't tell me in advance, hate~hate~"

Then he covered his mouth with one hand to the void: "Author, didn't you really [beep—] cover up his whereabouts because you [beep—] were jealous that Xiao Chong had the love of Deadpool's father but you didn't?"

Frightened by Peter Spider-Man Parker, who gave out his name, he lost his grip and fell from the ceiling with a "bang".

Then Wade, who reacted very quickly, jumped up and caught it. Now a Deadpool has a "Sif" and a "Peter" in his hand.

"Who are you, who are you calling?"

Peter flopped in his hand, then sprinted down, grinning dryly.

Who the fuck is this guy? How did you know him?

Isn't it abnormal to dress so similarly to him?

"I saw the voiceover, little spider." Wade glanced into the void, "It doesn't matter if you don't know me now, don't worry, even in the new universe, we are destined to be the best ♂ gay♂ friends~~ ~~ You can't escape."

Little Spider: "..."

No I refuse.

……

"That's Sif?" The blond-haired Steve walked over, frowning, "What did you do to her? Give her to me."

"Hehehe, old popsicle, Deadpool's father hasn't had time to do ♂what♂ to her, shouldn't you be in love with another old popsicle friend of yours? Could it be that the master copy of this universe is BG? See The heroine who is going to be the heroine is between the two of you?"

Steve didn't understand the phrase "another old popsicle".

While talking, Wade also glanced at the curly-haired detective on the sofa: "Deadpool's father is very principled, dear ~ I will give you the last payment, and I will give you this chick. Remember to give a five-star praise~"

Sherlock casually clicked on the phone, and Deadpool's crotch sounded one after another.

"Ah~ ah~~ ah~ woo~~~ah~"

Everyone: "..."

"Hey, I know my big dong is big, if you want to [beep--] or [beep--] [beep--] brother with you, I won't refuse! But can you stop looking at my big cock like this? Deadpool? It's embarrassing to shoot~"

Everyone: "..."

No one noticed that the eyelashes of "Sif Prince" lying on the shoulders of the man in the black and red tights trembled, but they did not open.

……

"Aha."

Wade took out his mobile phone (no one wants to see how he took it out), poked twice on the old phone covered with pink HelloKitty stickers, and after seeing the account number prompted by the bank's text message, he was very satisfied and threw the girl away. To Steve who held out his hands.

The strong arms were stuck in her knee sockets and shoulder blades, the girl's head was thrown back, and her long blond curly hair was like a cascading waterfall.

"Perfect handover, standard princess hug! The duel between two blondes with big breasts, oh, Deadpool's father was so moved that he was about to cry!"

He took out a dirty little handkerchief and wiped the white corners of his eyes.

Steve, one of the blondes with big breasts: "..."

He hugged Ollivander to the sofa, straightened her posture so that she would not be so uncomfortable, and then frowned and asked, "What did you use for her? How did you wake her up?"

"It's the most common sleeping pill. Brother just sprayed it a little and she fainted."

Dr. Banner, who hadn't spoken much before, leaned against the table, maintained a particularly academic posture, and said: "The super soldier's serum has a four-fold strengthening effect, and the body cells are immune to alcohol and toxins. They will not get drunk. For Immune to the vast majority of diseases..."

He then concluded:

"So ordinary sleeping potions won't work on Sif Prince."

After speaking, he looked at "Sif Super Soldier Prince".

Everyone: "..."

They all looked at the girl on the sofa, trying to find out why she was faking it.

But they failed.

"Wait, wait..." Wade scratched the small knob on his head and tilted his head, "What are you talking about?...Super Soldier?"

Dr. Banner: "..."

#This person doesn't know? Then how did he arrest him? #

The old god Sherlock was crossing his fingers on his knees.

Hidden strength and name.

……

Deathly silence.

The snake-sick man in the red and black uniform took a sharp breath.

"[Beep——] Your [beep——] [beep——]! Do you have any professional ethics? You didn’t [beep——] make it clear before hiring that she is not only a big-breasted sweetheart, but also has the ability to be a big-breasted sweetheart ???"

"Brother is actually a donkey? A wise brother is actually a donkey? Even if you are the Benedict Cumberbatch version of the male lead of a BBC TV series, you can't rely on the difference in dimensions to come to your dead servant dad!"

"You curly-haired big horse face!"

Wade slapped the table:

"Add money!"

"Sir, the donut delivery has arrived and they are downstairs." Jarvis told Tony as if no one was there.

Tony, who was so hungry that he didn't want to talk or move: "Let him bring it up."

"What's the smell?" Deadpool froze in mid-air as he wanted to continue patting the table, and asked with his head tilted, one finger still on his mouth.

Everyone trembled in unison.

When no one answered, the hard-working Watson had to say, "Double chocolate syrup and peanut butter."

Deadpool took advantage of the situation and sat on the ground.

It happened to be sitting next to the little spider who fell down and hadn't got up yet, and his whole body hung on him.

"Why not pineapple flavor? Huang Bao's big hand Zhan Chicory - oh, James McAvoy once said in an interview with Fork Man: Eating pineapple can make the taste of sperm ♂ better~ oh ~"

The little spider who was hugged and heard this sentence struggled desperately: "……………………"

#Who will save you, my poor three views#

……

Apart from the security guards, there is no one employee in the destroyed Stark Tower.

A tall and fat delivery specialist in a donut shop uniform walked into the lobby of the building: "Hey, donuts, what floor do you deliver to?"

"Take it to the top floor, sir."

The delivery man was taken aback by the sudden magnetic voice. Before he could find out who was talking, the elevator on the right opened automatically with a "ding".

The Avengers were waiting on the top floor for the delivery, and while waiting for the delivery, they were waiting for "Sif Prince" to wake up.

"She sleeps like this...is there really no problem?"

Steve himself can't figure out what his attitude should be towards her, knowing that Sif is basically the first female friend he has made since he came to this century.

Sif, like Sam, he met in Brooklyn, and they also rescued Tony together, and carried Tony across the road together.

After knowing that Sif has been injected with super soldier serum like him, Steve's feelings are even more complicated. After all, they are the only two humans who have been transformed by super soldier serum (among all the situations he knows), But she happened to be linked to Hydra again, her identity is unknown.

"Of course there are problems."

It was the bald director who came out of the elevator who interrupted.

"We came to hand over Sif Prince to S.H.I.E.L.D."

The author has something to say: Ward day! ! !Let me tell you a story of two-way recognition! ! !

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Then when we were chatting, she actually told me that she was also chasing "Miss Hydra"!

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